haha heyy!! Just got back home from kena rogol by Turbo Ho. That's Ho Ka Yii's nickname now, Ho 'Turbo' Kayii. Kesi or not I ask you??
Turbo had a dance performance today at the Boulevard Restaurant. Ngam ngam my dad also got wedding dinner there, but there's 3 weddings going on at the same time, so have to see if we got fate to meet each other or not lah.
So I texted her,
"eh, your wedding dinner is on the 2nd or 3rd floor? I'm on the 3rd"
"I'm on the 2nd one oh.."
GG ok. I tell my dad that i wanna go with him all for nothing liao de man.... but nevermind because...
*hands over 20 bucks,
"nah, here you go son. you just simply throw into the bowl and just walk in only lah."
"@.@, really ah??"
"Yeah, really lah go ok."
Hai bu gg this? my dad teach me how to crash weddings ok. When I got there I was really scared lorh, cuz got like 4 people sitting by the door with a big ass lists of something. I scare that they will ask if my name on the list or not and i'll have to simply make one billybob name out ok. But very lucky cuz they just ask me to sign nyea.
Then at the wedding I met a 70++ year old friend. Imba ok, I think she got a crush on me. And then got to see Turbo use her hydraulics on the stage, can goyang goyang like when you fill the balloon with water and u pusing pusing it around k. lol gg. After that we all went to eat again and then now im back home cuz i'm too full till can't sleep already.
Nothing much to write lah today, cuz I just wanna tell you all that I lost my wedding-crashing virginity today liao ok. EH, not bad ok? simply throw in ang pao and just walk in and pretend that you know the groom...hai bu just now the girl ask, "You are the groom's friend?", "No, I represent my dad to come cuz he outstation." "Oh, then you must be on the groom's friends side loh.", "Yeah, I think so too."
You got to play it cool ok, when you walk to the table and ask if any of the FIVE seats are taken and they say YES, don't panic. When you walk to another table and ask if any of the SIX seats are taken and they say YES again, dun worry. When you walk to the table beside with THREE empty seats and you ask if it's taken and again they say YES, you'll start to think that they know that you're uninvited guest, but hey, don't panic. Just walk to the person who you think is incharge and go, "hey, I Don't have a Seat.", and can liao ok?
Thats all for now. Take care all of you. Turbo is the best. The seat's cushions damn nice to touch de ok.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples
Hey!
Finally I'm back in Miri! Got back at around Last Monday loh, I know I said that I'll update as soon as I get back..hai bu after a week plus baru I update...So hot ok Miri!
Anyway, a new superduper update!
Name: Ho Ka Yii
Age: 18
Date of Birth: sorryiforgotbutit'saround1990.
Breast Size: C cup
Waist Size: 24cm
Height: 150cm. hardcore hardcore
weight: 1/2 of my weight k cannot write here later she no need go out liao.
I got back on Sunday night. The next day, Monday jiu straight meet up with her liao ok. GG. My friends, my family I don't meet up first, but go meet up with her. We went to Tanjong there, hai bu the waves crashing against the rocks and the wind blowing and we were at the jetty there watching the beach view....and thats when she molested me like I'm an underaged pre-teen girl ok, I was helpless, I couldn't do anything...hahaaa
Aiya, I don't know what to write liao, later If I simply write I scare that my nipples will get bitten by her again ok!
Cb, you don't see her face like that cute cute de ok.. She bite ur nipples ok, BOTH.
But not bad lorh, cuz feel kinda good ok :X I know that she loves my nipples just she don't want say out nyea.
And I dun care, I'm gonna write this phrase here, "Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples" (Must include the open and close quotation marks ok! " and ") so that whenever she thinks or misses me she can write "Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples" in the 'Google' search engine and will straight away see my blog! hahaha...gg
Finally I'm back in Miri! Got back at around Last Monday loh, I know I said that I'll update as soon as I get back..hai bu after a week plus baru I update...So hot ok Miri!
Anyway, a new superduper update!
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Name: Ho Ka Yii
Age: 18
Date of Birth: sorryiforgotbutit'saround1990.
Breast Size: C cup
Waist Size: 24cm
Height: 150cm. hardcore hardcore
weight: 1/2 of my weight k cannot write here later she no need go out liao.
I got back on Sunday night. The next day, Monday jiu straight meet up with her liao ok. GG. My friends, my family I don't meet up first, but go meet up with her. We went to Tanjong there, hai bu the waves crashing against the rocks and the wind blowing and we were at the jetty there watching the beach view....and thats when she molested me like I'm an underaged pre-teen girl ok, I was helpless, I couldn't do anything...hahaaa
Aiya, I don't know what to write liao, later If I simply write I scare that my nipples will get bitten by her again ok!
Cb, you don't see her face like that cute cute de ok.. She bite ur nipples ok, BOTH.
But not bad lorh, cuz feel kinda good ok :X I know that she loves my nipples just she don't want say out nyea.
And I dun care, I'm gonna write this phrase here, "Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples" (Must include the open and close quotation marks ok! " and ") so that whenever she thinks or misses me she can write "Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples" in the 'Google' search engine and will straight away see my blog! hahaha...gg
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