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30 days workout challenge

2010-07-17T20:32:00.000-07:00

30 Days workout Challenge.

For the first week run/workout at least 4 times a week

The second week at least 6 times a week.

The third week, everyday.

The fourth week. twice a day!

no starbucks, no alcohol, no ice cream, no chips, no junk food, no sugar, no soft drinks no chocolates, no cakes, biscuits, muffins, scones, sweets, lollies....Well you get my point lah.

the only think that you're allowed are fruits, veges, lean protein like chicken, fish, beef. NO POK! and kisses, as much as you want.

the last one, im not saying that you should, but if you do this it will be good for you if you only have carbohydrates from breakfast till lunch. beyond that no carbs at all.

Well good luck to those who're going to do it. Because I am.

"I hated every minute of training,

but I said,

"Don't quit"

Suffere now and live the rest of your life a champion."

"Nobody has ever drowned in their own sweat."

So the best thing for you all to do is just to shut the fuck up and harden up.

Melbourne 2010

2010-07-16T01:27:00.000-07:00

ahh..Melbourne..Melbourne..Melbourne...

Good times with Edna

What Can I Say about you.

It was a good 2 weeks of fun.

It was very memorable

very fulfilling,

very sohai.

I miss you all

and you all miss me.

So yeah, I went to Melbourne during my Term break for 2 weeks. I stayed with Daryll and Caitlin. Met up with Johnny, Oliver, Aaron, Yee Syuan, Kristmin and Natacia.

Among some of the most memorable things during this trip was:

1) Daryll's awesome daily plans. It goes something like this. First day that I got to Melbourne...

It was a Monday afternoon.

Daryll goes,
"Dude, here's the plan for tomorrow. Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30 and then we go to Victoria Market."
Me, "Ok dude."

Monday ends, comes Tuesday morning. I woke up at 8.30, had breakfast and a shower. Daryll is still fast asleep.

"Eh Daryll wake up already! 9am liao.."

"Mmmm.."

~an hour later~

"Dude wake up. It's 10!"
"Yeah, Mmmmm..."

~Bastard fall asleep again.~

11.30 am, Cailtin walks out, "Daryll ahh wake up liao its 11!"

"Ok....Mmmmm...Back Pain...".

30 minutes later, he finally woke up. 30 mins later, he finally finished shower. We went out at 1pm.

Tuesday evening, he goes, "Ok Lester, Tomorrow we wake up at 9am lah, today nevermind cuz we all tired cuz didnt get much rest." and my reply was, "alrightt suree."

Tuesday ends, comes Wednesday.

I woke up at 8.30 again, and had breakfast and shower.

"Daryll wake up! 9am liao.."
"Mmmm...." he replies.

~an hour later~ still on the bed.

"Daryll 10.30 already!"
"arhh...my back damn pain." and sleeps for and hour more.

at 12pm, Cailtin and I went to wake him up. "Daryll! FIREEEEEE!!!"
"OH CIBAI MY RAGNAROK ACCOUNT! CIBAI"

That day too, we went out at 1pm.

That night, he goes.

"Lester, serious now. Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30 to go Victoria Market."

"Ok man."

That night, i woke up at 5am for a piss. and i saw something. Not something. Someone. There was bright light, and distinct sounds and music rhythms and constant tapping.

Daryll Still playing RO. and I thought to myself, "Haibu wake up at 9.30am..."

Next morning, I woke up at the usual 8.30. And just out of habit..."Daryll, wake up liao." Knowing perfectly well that he wont wake up and will have a 3 hours delay or so. Heck, he didnt even said 'Mmmm." or groaned. He just slept through. I took my time having breakfast, I even watched Prince of Persia. At 12pm caitlin went to call daryll. "Daryll wake up! it's 1 pm already" -her technique is telling adding an hour to the actual time when telling him. But he too imba already cuz he slept thru.

irect Chinese Translation : "Cuz That's How I Roll."

2pm. "Daryll 2 liao! wake up!" ...."Arghh..back pain lah dude. I think my spinal cord got problem." And I dont know what kind of fucked up justification was that, but he someone rationalised with himself that he deserves another hour of sleep.

2.15.

2.30

3.00

3.15.

FINALLY. 3.30 he woke up.

BUT WAIT, havent count his 30 min shower period and 20 min hair styling.

at 4 he's finally ready and set to go. But I think cause he was RO-ing that time, we went out at 5pm.

That night, he got us all together.

"ok guys, tmrw we better wake up early." (....wtf...WE????)

and I just look at him and smile.

"Serious dude!"

"yeah I know, 9.30 wake up right?"

"Fuck you dude."

"haha yalah you say 9.30am wake up right."

"Diaoo..really lahh! tmrw must wake up early liao! almost 1 week gone u know!"

"ok."

Haibu that night he watch FIFA world cup....slept at like 5.30am I think.

~fast forward few days till Kristmin and Natacia arrives Melbourne.~

They came over to our place to hang out. It was around evening time and we're talking about that week's plan.

Daryll: Ok guys, this is the plan ok.

Kristmin&me: Ok.

Daryll: Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30am.

Me: *Smiles.

Daryll: Dude fuck you. SERIOUS WOII.

Me: Kristmin, you'll see lah.

Kristmin: @.@?? What?

Daryll: Fuck you. Serious ok.

Me: Yeah Serious lahh

Natacia: V.^.^

The next day. I woke up at 8.30am. and bla bla bla. 9am i call daryll up. "DAryll wake up!" "Hmmm...."

9.30am, Kristmin called me.

"Eh, ready liao kah??"

"Err...I think you guys better come over first. Daryll still sleeping."

"XDXD. ok see u soon."

10 minutes later, Krismin and Natacia came over. 11am, Daryll finally woke up. 12pm we leave the house. That evening.

"Ok guys, now serious liao. Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30am, i want to bring you all to Victoria Market eat this imba thing."

Me: :)
Daryll: Serious dude.

Me: :)

Daryll: SERIOUSS

Me: :)

Daryll: >.<>

Me: Krist, you see lah tmrw sure got 3-4 hours delay one.

Kristmin: hahahaa.....yeah you laugh now lah

The next day. I woke up AGAIN at 9am. signed in MSN, had breakfast and stuff. 10am Kristmin pm-ed me. "eh lester, daryll up liao kah?" "Not yet. He still sleeping." "Good job lah this."

"Daryll wake up! 10am already!"

"...Mmmm...back pain....Mmmmm...spinal cord pain...mmm......"

We didnt managed to eat that imba thing at Victoria Market.

only 2 days later did we finally eat it.

So that's one of the most memorable thing.

Majibai worhh..My back really pain ok..

2) Cailtin's imba Sticky Date Pudding. OMG cheebai damn nice ok. It's like heaven on a teaspoon. It's made from dates that were mashed up and added with flour and sunshine and magic, then placed in the oven. And it's eaten wtih this cream made from butter, brown sugar and love and Caitlin's smile.

The moment it enters your mouth, you'll feel this warm tingling sensation. and seconds later a burst of flavours. Orgasm in the tastebuds sends shivers all over your body. And before you know it, you're helping yourself to another piece..then a third...then the fourth. All your trouble just seem to go away. You wont care about how you'll do in ur tests, or how fat you're going to be, or when daryll ooi will wake up. All you wanna do is spend the rest of eternity with Miss Sexy Date Pudding.

I missed it damn muchhhh!! XD. End of the year I'm going to have it again. Abit emo when i came back to Christchurch cuz cant eat it anymore...

3) Trip to Mount Hotham. *To be continued.

8 on 1. wtf

2010-05-25T03:05:00.000-07:00

"So there were like 8 guys right.

And just one of me.

We fought.

I couldn't do anything...

There's scratches on my Face.

They were 8 of them,

and one of me.

Tomorrow I'm going to go back,

and give them hell."

Quoted from: Larry Lai (Younger Tiger Brother)

That is what happened on the 25th of May 2010 at Riam Road Secondary School. How Do I feel about it? Well damn pissed cause I'm all the way here and the fuckers are all the way there and I'm also sooo proud of him. A guy up agaisnt 8 other guys isnt something that anyone would dare to do.

So like, here's how everything happened. A group of boys from another class starts talking bad about Larry; That he is soo MUSCULAR cant blame him it's in our blood. They are jealous of him cause they look like a bunch of fat ugly unwanted bastard child. Then my brother heard all about it and he got angry. That night we chatted on MSN and he was telling me all about it. He told me that there's gonna be 3-4 guys.

I know that other elder brothers in this situation will be like telling and advising their little brothers not to fight or quarrel with friends. But I was like,

"ok, So here's what you got to remember,

always be alert because

there's more than 2 opponents,

You have to Strike where it hurts the most

and make each punch worth it"

"So How you gonna fight them?"

"I'm gonna Right Hook their head."

"No No No. You don't throw a right hook by itself,

Throw it after a Jab or a Right hand,

that way they wont see it coming!"

"hahaha ok!"

Yeah I know, I'm such a bad brother. But if you look at it from another perspective, I'm actually being great brother. Because if a fight is inevitable, then the best thing that you could do is get him ready for it.

But still in his case, it's 8 on 1. So if I ask him go fight it will be like sending him on a suicide mission, so all I can do i tell him not to fight and hold up till when I'm back, at least that way I can physically protect him. In other words, I can fuck them up.

My heart pain soo much now lol. My bro's face is like covered with scratches and bruises. there's one at the middle of his eyebrow and one curve one from the bottom of his left eyes all the way to his nose. His Cheeks are bruised up and his chin has scratch marks. His ears are swollen and his school uniform all fucked up. How the fuck do you expect me to NOT do anything about it. What can I do now but wait. 5 months plus passes really fast... all i can tell my bro is to not fight again, well not yet

On the Bright Side: VERONICA Might be going to Melbourne! Melbourne in 5 weeks!

Green, Red and Yellow

2010-05-01T03:06:00.000-07:00

Hey!

Yes I know I know...

"Where the hell have you been lester?? how come no update one?"

Well, sooray..I was busy slaying dragons and saving the world.

Now you and I both know that there's no dragons in Christchurch, and the one that's in my pants doesnt count. I'm living the life now man...waking up at 4.30am in the mornings to walk to the city to get a ride at 5.30am to work which starts at 6am. Oh Lester, you work now??

Yeah, you bet that I do. I'm helping out the Christchurch City Council in a City-Wide project that runs for a 2-weeks period. Haibu Imba, Son of Miri City Mayor helping out the Christchurch City Council. I think my dad should come over to have tea with Christchurch's mayor eh? haha well dont get too excited yet. You still don't know the full story yet.

You see, there are 3 types of bins in Christchurch; Red, Green and Yellow. Each one represents a mythical God ; Kali, Odin and Mr Wiggles. So anyway, one day Mr Wiggles says to Odin,

"Hey Odin!"

"Hey Mr Wiggles!"

"So...Why did the chicken cross the road??"

"Hmm....To get away from the slaughter house??"

"NO!"

"What then hmm??"

"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! MUAHAHAHA"

*THUNDERS

*Mr. Wiggles drops dead.

And so little Boys and Girls, The lesson today is that, If you ask Odin a question and the given answer doesnt match your answer, Just agree with him because you'll be struck by lightning otherwise.

LOL, sorry about that, sorta got sidetracked...Cuz you know, me and my wild imagination. Really. Wild. Anyways, back to what I was talking about. where was i?? oh right the 3 bins; Green, yellow and Red. Basically my job requires me to infrom the citizens of Christchurch on how ashes and saw dust from treated wood contains arsenic material and they'll have to dispose them into the Red bins, If not, then a muthafucka will come into their bedroom and bumrape them at night. and i 'inform' them by sticking heart shaped stickers onto the Red Bins.

'wait wait wait.....

So let me get this straight...

all that nonsense,

just to tell us that you're sticking stickers on RUBBISH BINS!?"

Well looky looky here, arent you the smart one. haha yeah you got that right! Haibu my dad is going to be sooo proud. "What the fuck happened to Law School Son?". "well dad, FUCK lawschool i hate it." But he doesn't know it lah, and I pray to God that he never will.

But I'm not complaining, cuz Im gonna get like 600+ bucks for 10 days work. It's all for

Melbourne 2010

MEGA TURBO TRIP XTREME

360 UNCENSORED Edition.

Yeah

That's Right

Mr Daryll Ooi.

Here I come.

you can start spreading 'em legs now.

and Ms Veronica Pang,

I don't care about your Jet Lag.

Jet Li doesn't get beaten by Jet Lag,

but Jet Li gets beaten by Veronica Pang.

so, therefore You can beat Jet Lag too.

plus,

I missed you :)

haha but 600 bucks aint enough man...My air ticket already like 400 bucks. Go Melbourne with NZD 200 meh? Later Mr Daryll Ooi bleed from the ass ok. Im going to try to find more work to do now! hopefully I'll earn enough money for cab money, the most important thing is to get to Daryll's place and then I would be like a fetus implanted in a mother's womb (Daryll) and surviving and feeding from the umbilical cord. Hope your arm heals soon! and dun go breaking the other one....

UP!

CHUNG HUA!

Don't ask.

I just felt like saying that.

priceless narrnia

2010-03-22T02:14:00.000-07:00

Direct Quotation from this picture: "PRICELESS!! This photo makes me cry. Seriously, every time I look at it i get all fussy and emotional, and a tear or two rolls out of my eyes... ...THE FOUR WHO ENTERED NARNIA!!!!"

Seriously no wonder I don't have much friends here. That picture was by my church friend whom I shall not name because I am not of Royal Narnian Heritage to do so. And NO, I wasn't there. The wonders of Facebook. 106 pictures, no shit.

Kinda Emo nowadays cuz I still havent get used to 'life' here yet. Life here= The mighty Lone Wolf. GG lah ok, over here don't know do what. Everyone sure abit fucked up one. oh, like my flatmates. Got this pair of twins living with me, I met them last year at the gym while i was boxing. We talked and then we sparred together a few times, then they ask me move in with them, sure why not. They also abit sohai one, when they talk its like a language only they two will understand. No mistake, they are talking in english but its all like a mixture of gluturral rough jumble of shit. Everytime they talk to me I have to pay close attention, more than how much attention i pay in class. and if i dont get it, i just nod and say 'haha yeah...". But its good though, at least I get to beat them up every Saturday. Like how I did Last Saturday.

Poor boys..I mean men. One is graduating this June and One is doing his honours. And they both take turns getting they ass whup by a 19turning20 little boy. GoodJob their parents send them come to christchurch and they stayed here for more than 5 years just to end up getting beat up by me once every week? and the thing is that, they like it? XD

Everyday Is a routine. Wake up, eat, class, eat, sleep, gym, eat, sleep x 365 times. Though I hate to be here, it's also good also lah, at least i can focus better here on fitness and studies. If I was at RIT or Curtin back at Miri...haibu all hell break lose and kayii no3 and no 4 and no 5 and no 6 all one by one come out. And I'll sure turn into a fat fuck cuz i wont be going gym much and my dad sure get angry for being such a naughty boy, not that im not over here. lol.

To go Melbourne or not? That is the question.

Some smart ass ask me save up 2.3k for melbourne trip. I got less than 300 bucks now, not that i dont wanna save but its kinda impossible XDXD. But! O well, Daryll, I mean. I will figure something out. Worse comes to worse is i go melbourne with 100AUD for 2 weeks. LOL. but seriously lah if i cant reach up to 800 i wont go!

Anyway a final point. When you're sleeping at night and You feel like you're being watched or something is going to appear and rape you bumhole. Have No Fear Cuz....

Prince Narnia the Awesome is here to rescue you!

Take care! XD

first update for 2010

2010-03-14T03:11:00.000-07:00

So There I was walking to do some groceries shopping listening to 'All the single ladies' by Beyonce and totally getting my groove on, when suddenly i stopped and said to myself..

"WTF am I doing?"

Haibu imba this XDXDXD.

Today Is Veronica's happiest day ever in the whole of 2010 because I FINALLY I UPDATED. I don't know where to start cuz alot of stuff has happened! First of all, im no more with Ka Yii. Suprise Suprise. I'm SURE that you all have heard enough of her so i'll skip all the amazing details. A short summary of us. Together for 5 weeks, 2nd Jan no more, then 2nd jan she got on the magic carpet to Bintulu and went to KL for some turbo trip with this hot sexy need4speed guy and they live happily ever after :)

Anyway....Now I'm in Christchurch aka da'shit hole. Everyday is a fun day where I get up and do Fun stuff and there is no sadness or loneliness here at all. BUT, so far it's still ok lah. I'm not even here for 2 weeks and I got a bloody nose and a swollen knuckle already! lol. Got it from sparring with these 2 guys. They were much worse than me ok. One's head is swollen..and my knuckle was swollen cuz i punched his head, so yeah, go figure that out. It's the same as like I use my pen to poke you and my pen broke but you're stabbed. The other guy has a black eye and is still in shock. awesome. Can't wait for another round next Saturday. This time I've level-ed up already. But enough of that already, Don't think that you guys are interested in this kinda stuff at all.

Guess who's in Christchurch too???

Haibu Rachel Yek. So my feet was trapped in the train rails and got this hugebigass training coming my way and I was facing certain death, i cried out for help but no one wanted to help me of me being asian and all. I was prepared to be a handicapped like Daryll Ooi already but THEN suddenly this figure appear out of nowhere, pulled my leg free and i was SAVED! omg am I lucky or am i lucky?? Who was this wonderful person that saved me? Well it's not rachel cuz I also don't know as I woke up from my sleep already! HAHA.

She's stuck at the same shit hole as me also. Good job lah 3 years of fun for you :) Y'all can ask her how fun Christchurch is. Here are some pictures of her

Day 1

";) ohh look at me i'm having sooo much fun nerhZZzzzZ!!!"

Day 3

"I had the BESTEST time of my life here! Today I went surfing!!!"

Day 3 1/4

"OH GOD! I'm so boreddddddd......."

Day 5

"*whistles.....Hmmmm what should I do hmmmm.....must.do.something.before.i.die."

I KNOW!

"HAHAAAAAAAAAA SMELL MY ASSSSS DOGGYYYYY!!!!!!!"

LOL. and the best thing about this is that she doesnt know that I have a blog.

Hmmm...what more can I say.... Well I miss you guys alot! especially veron! Even though I fell into the sea and you laugh at me before you pull me up and then I fell AGAIN into the sea and you laughed even harder...I still love you. Miss Daryll Ooi the Comel too. The nights that we spent under the moonlight will be cherished till I die. And Sarah Choo Choo too. The Jet Ski damn fun right? Holding onto each other for support, ur arms around my waist...the wind blowing against our faces...us going faster than daryll and veron....and then...lol..well what happens at KK stays at KK! And Caitlin too! your sexiness and your smile brightens up my day ok! and Florence! My gym buddy, without you here, im so lonely at the gym ok. no one to shave my stories with and no one to jog with by the beach side watching the sunset. Please dont get drunk too much although you say that you're not drunk but both of ur legs are up pointing at the sky. and Julian...we said we gonna hardcore gym...gonna make a movie.gonna parkour XD haibu epic fail everything, but nevermind this year pasti boleh. and I miss aaron and genghis and Jok and Andy and Max too! Didnt go out much but it was damn fun with u all! lol...

and of course my family too. shit. almost forgot to write that XD.

This year June Maybe gonna go Melbourne again! 60/40 chances of going. cannot let my dad know ok. I ran out of things to write already. I should be studying or sleeping now but i couldn't be bothered. But anyway I'll try to update asap...hopefully in this few days a comet will drop outside my window or i find a dragon egg so i got something to write about.

Love you all, mwah.

Wedding Crasher

2009-12-05T07:33:00.000-08:00

haha heyy!! Just got back home from kena rogol by Turbo Ho. That's Ho Ka Yii's nickname now, Ho 'Turbo' Kayii. Kesi or not I ask you??

Turbo had a dance performance today at the Boulevard Restaurant. Ngam ngam my dad also got wedding dinner there, but there's 3 weddings going on at the same time, so have to see if we got fate to meet each other or not lah.

So I texted her,
"eh, your wedding dinner is on the 2nd or 3rd floor? I'm on the 3rd"
"I'm on the 2nd one oh.."

GG ok. I tell my dad that i wanna go with him all for nothing liao de man.... but nevermind because...

*hands over 20 bucks,
"nah, here you go son. you just simply throw into the bowl and just walk in only lah."
"@.@, really ah??"
"Yeah, really lah go ok."

Hai bu gg this? my dad teach me how to crash weddings ok. When I got there I was really scared lorh, cuz got like 4 people sitting by the door with a big ass lists of something. I scare that they will ask if my name on the list or not and i'll have to simply make one billybob name out ok. But very lucky cuz they just ask me to sign nyea.

Then at the wedding I met a 70++ year old friend. Imba ok, I think she got a crush on me. And then got to see Turbo use her hydraulics on the stage, can goyang goyang like when you fill the balloon with water and u pusing pusing it around k. lol gg. After that we all went to eat again and then now im back home cuz i'm too full till can't sleep already.

Nothing much to write lah today, cuz I just wanna tell you all that I lost my wedding-crashing virginity today liao ok. EH, not bad ok? simply throw in ang pao and just walk in and pretend that you know the groom...hai bu just now the girl ask, "You are the groom's friend?", "No, I represent my dad to come cuz he outstation." "Oh, then you must be on the groom's friends side loh.", "Yeah, I think so too."

You got to play it cool ok, when you walk to the table and ask if any of the FIVE seats are taken and they say YES, don't panic. When you walk to another table and ask if any of the SIX seats are taken and they say YES again, dun worry. When you walk to the table beside with THREE empty seats and you ask if it's taken and again they say YES, you'll start to think that they know that you're uninvited guest, but hey, don't panic. Just walk to the person who you think is incharge and go, "hey, I Don't have a Seat.", and can liao ok?

Thats all for now. Take care all of you. Turbo is the best. The seat's cushions damn nice to touch de ok.

Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples

2009-12-01T19:15:00.000-08:00

Hey!

Finally I'm back in Miri! Got back at around Last Monday loh, I know I said that I'll update as soon as I get back..hai bu after a week plus baru I update...So hot ok Miri!

Anyway, a new superduper update!

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Name: Ho Ka Yii
Age: 18
Date of Birth: sorryiforgotbutit'saround1990.
Breast Size: C cup
Waist Size: 24cm
Height: 150cm. hardcore hardcore
weight: 1/2 of my weight k cannot write here later she no need go out liao.

I got back on Sunday night. The next day, Monday jiu straight meet up with her liao ok. GG. My friends, my family I don't meet up first, but go meet up with her. We went to Tanjong there, hai bu the waves crashing against the rocks and the wind blowing and we were at the jetty there watching the beach view....and thats when she molested me like I'm an underaged pre-teen girl ok, I was helpless, I couldn't do anything...hahaaa

Aiya, I don't know what to write liao, later If I simply write I scare that my nipples will get bitten by her again ok!

Cb, you don't see her face like that cute cute de ok.. She bite ur nipples ok, BOTH.

But not bad lorh, cuz feel kinda good ok :X I know that she loves my nipples just she don't want say out nyea.

And I dun care, I'm gonna write this phrase here, "Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples" (Must include the open and close quotation marks ok! " and ") so that whenever she thinks or misses me she can write "Hokayiibitelesterlaidenipples" in the 'Google' search engine and will straight away see my blog! hahaha...gg

Let's Hug It Out

See You In Your Dreams Tonight

2 weeks

2009-10-30T21:44:00.000-07:00

2 more weeks and I'm going to be back at Miri! woohooo..

Sorry for not updating for weeks! I'll update soon when I'm back at Miri.

I think.

Maybe.

Yeah I will.

Well, tests coming up next week! Really really got to study lah...

Just now go sparring (fighting) again man...

Got a black eye! hahaa lol my first one hahaa...bt don't worry mum, it's just a small one. Should see how the other guy is man...GG epic fail ok.

Anyway, I've got nothing more to write about. Gonna take a nap now and then study! Take care! Bye!

time 4 change

2009-09-22T16:05:00.000-07:00

A MSN Conversation between me and nefiLoH.

haha bet that you don't know who that is!

MUMMMMMYYYYYY!!!

I FEEL BAD!!!!!

awwwww
how come??
what happened?
I still dont know how to ask ><
ohhh
well just be brave and ask
dun worry about the consequences
ahhhh
ahhh
ahhhhh
ahhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I went out with him yesterday.
how was it?
and everything was abnormally quiet..
ohh,
well did u two had a goodtime then
well the next time u two are texting with each other
just be like, "hey can I ask you something?"
and like, just ask lah
lols.
ahh
ahhh
ahhhhh!
oh maybe just do it sometime in the afternoon
morning he sure still blurr blurr de, so wait till afternoon when hes more awake
just go, "hey how are you??"
"hey I'm fine."
ahhhhhhh!
"so...Hey, can I ask you something really important?"
lols.
"yeah sure. go ahead."
"Well, you know, I really like you and all that, and im just dying to know if you like me back also?"
lols
1) "ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha"
tht's so straight forward, ma
did you do tht to dad also?
haha
haha yeahhh
wow
no need to beat around the bush, straight to the action lol
give me the second option
or 2) "Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you."
and then u will go, "Alrite find.Watch out when you go out next time."
"Hmph? What?"
I'm just saying..People nowadays drive carelessly."
lols.
3rd lerh?
3) "omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell"
hahahas.
hahahaha
hahahha
hahhahaha
hahha
but it's so weird la,,
i 'm girl doing this
yeah, so basically these are the 3 endings lah
haha
it's not weird ok
it's revolutionary.
it's time for a change
lols.
REALLY OK.
omg, i would be so flattered if got girl do that to me
now u should dedicate a blogpost for me (haibu dedicate a post for you..)
about women's revolution
hahaha
hahaha yeah! I think i should! lol
lols.
yay
yeah. you'll be one of the early pioneers

lols.
so dont just because of 'it feels weird' stop you from doing it
lols.
just do it
Just think of what spiderman would do

Yeah, you got that right. It's time for a change! It has been like what? a couple hundred of years already that guys are making the first move towards girls. All those 'Hey do you like me?" , "you wanna be my gf?" are all initiated by guys! And it's getting alil bit dull and boring already. Girls should start making the first moves ok, don't shy shy lah.

Like you know that famous upside-down kiss scene in Spiderman? Wouldn't it be cooler if it was Mary-Jane who was hanging upside-down instead of Peter Parker!? Man...I tell you the film earnings would be doubled ok. First cuz it's Mary-Jane hanging upside down! Then..it's because she's wearing a skirt...lol..and then..her shirt isnt tucked in....hahaa! But that's not the point k! lol.

So I know it'll be really unnerving and scary to do this girls, but don't be. There's usually 3 possible outcomes as mentioned above. And usually, the outcome is 1 (ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha) or 3 (omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell). No.2 (Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you) will rarely occur; unless you look like Shrek+Freddy+Jason+Barney+Bald Britney+Paris Hilton's Upskirt. Guys will be totally flattered one I tell you!

Anyway, I will update again when I get back to nifeloh! lol wish her luck!!

No Life

2009-09-19T00:53:00.000-07:00

It's Saturday.
It's 8.01pm now,
I'm listening to "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass"-Blink 182.
I. Have. No. Life.

Lol, you know my life now damn sad lah. So for those of you who thinks that Lester Lai is living da life, well he's not! his life seems awesome because of the way and style used by him in writing his blog, often with unnecessary exageration and amazing choice of words.

Haha, Well honestly I have no idea on what to update on, but let's see what we'll come to at the end of this post.

Today all I did was be a pig. I woke up at 10 am, had breakfast and stuff. Then I decided to lie down on my bed and when I opened my eyes it was 11.45am. So I woke up AGAIN, and went to cook lunch. Had lunch and washed the dishes and the time was 1.35pm. Went on MSN and then somehow decided to lie down again and omglah, when I open, shitdamnitcraptahisangatbusuk, 3.05pm.

I was suppose to meet up with a friend at gym at 3pm today de. But heng, he text me and say that he will be alittle late... "ok, I be there in 10 mins k", that's what he sent at 3.15pm. I reached there at 3.40 pm, and moments later i saw him coming in from the entrance...yea, 'be there in 10 mins'...yea right.

Did legs today at gym. Just squats and stuff, gotta make my ass nice and firm and round for the ladies, veron i know u love my ass very much and u want to squeeze it everytime u see it and spread nuttela on it and then lick it up good. There were 3 of us, me, Lim and Jim. 3 people working out together abit sohai loh...cuz rest period damn long and then will talk more...but nvm, I do heavier weights cuz have longer rests. So how 'heavy' does heavy means to me. well, a comparison of the weights done by me and Lim+Jim.

Bench Press
Squats
Biceps Curls
DeadLifts.

So this are the 4 major basic lifts that people usually use to measure their strength and stuff lah.

Bench- 110lb
Squats-133lb
Bicep curls-45lb
Deadlifts-133lb

Those are the max weight that my friends used. Not bad already lah, cuz their weight are on average 70kg, one is 69.5, on is 70.1....

And now, here are mine...

Bench- 220lb
Squats- 265lb
Bicep Curls- 90lb
DeadLifts- 353lb

Now you know what separate the Men from the Boys. LoL... if in kg lah, u just divide it by 2 nyea ok..lol so in reality, it isnt that kik, i just use LB to make it look more hardcore! hahaa

Time for some pictures. Cuz I know how y'all love my pictures with those weird random captions beneath them...

And cuz my life is so sad now, means that I dun take any new pictures at all...so instead, i will just upload some old pics!

~You wanna lick my ice cream?~

~Gimme Gimme...~

~Uuuuuyeahhh girl...you sure know how to lick your ice cream...~

^.^ V

~Mmm.....Kimochi Lester....Sugoiiiii N3rHzzZZzzZ.....~

And there you have it. Another post, and 2 more person who are gonna be pissed at me for using their pictures on my blog without their consent! ...The things I do for you...

But no need scare lah..one is in MIRI! and one is in LONDON now...BOOYAHHHH WhatChu gonna do to me now huh????? Come find me in Christchurch, New Zealand lahhh....come lahh...Lai lai lai...Mari Mari...Jom Mari Sambut Selamat Hari Raya Di Christchurch!

haha, that's all for now. I'll update again some other day.

Finally. I. Updated.

2009-09-17T01:49:00.000-07:00

HEY.

Aiya sorry lah ok I didn't upload for so damn long! I know VERON sure always come and check out my blog de and will always be so disappointed to see that it's still the same and would cry herself to sleep everynight, praying to god why I wouldnt update my blog and the next time she comes and visit my blog she will be OVERJOYed upon finding this new update because it's as thrilling as milking a cow. Cuz I don't know what to update about...because my life is damn boring here lahh!

Hmm..so what's new about me? Hai shi yi yang de lah ok...
Well...Been doing abit of sparring (fighting) at Bruno's place. He's training this Guy, Mike, who has a match coming up at October, which is like around 3 weeks away. Anyway, abit of background on this guy first. He started training for boxing when he was 16 for 2 years I think? Then he moved to Aussie and didnt had any training for around a year. Then he came back to new zealand and picked up kick boxing and later JiuJitsu. He's now a MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter, and his trainer is BRUNO the MANKILLA!!!.

Now for me. Started boxing last year, 2008. From March-May and then August-September. Don't ask me why got the huge gap I also dun know why ok, maybe it's cuz I no motivation for boxing at all. Then at June I met this Brazillian guy at the gym that I'm going to, and did abit of JiuJitsu and boxing with him. omglahdayindayoutiwaslikeapigintheslaugtherhousejustthateverytimewhenigetslaugheteredrightmybodywillautomaticallygobackintonormalandhavetostartagain.
Then had a break from November till March. 2009, Started doing boxing again, till now, September. So roughly around 6 mths of training.

So anyway...Every Friday now, I'll be going over to Bruno's place to have a sparr with Mike. Last Friday when I was there...lol. Imagine, 4 years experienced fighter VS 6mths Novice fighter with no experience of watesover.

After 20 mins.....

First, a right hook to the temple, (the area beside the eyes), causing temporary concusion on the head and lost of balance.

Then, a left uppercut to the chin (aiya you know where this is lah magu.). causing BLOOD to come out from an old injury.

A right kick to the thigh, causing sudden muscle spasm and collapse of the body to the ground.

Now, I know you all sure will be going like, "Omg Lester Kena rape Chin Chin liao...", "Holy shit..Lester you ok or not?? Don't die my darling boo."-Veron. "Got Bruise ah?" "Aiyo! yang ah! gen ni jiang bu yao boxing liao!" -My mum. "hahah, you noob you suck!"-My lil brother.

BUT WAIT.

Those injuries weren't suffered by me. yeah, you got that right. Mike the 4 years damn pro fighter. although im taller and bigger than him (20kg weight advantage), but still lah, he got over 4 years of exp, dun know how many fights, and he knows muaythai, boxing and jiujitsu. and I NEVER had a match and just started boxing. And the thing is, I wasn't even going 70% cause I abit scare liao when I hit a right on his head, I thought he want pengsan or what you know...almost want give him CPR lol..

But the part where I bajio the most is when I uppercut his chin. At first like nothing de, then I see like, 'eh? how come his neck got red red stuff?? ALOT AGAIN OMG.'. Then I look at my punching gloves (white colour). "O-M-G, why got like red patches de???" Then had to stop the match awhile to clean his cut. I dun know why, but it felt good. and this is not the first time that I made him bleed. Got one in the nose and twice on the mouth and inner lips.

Then, that was just boxing only. Bruno then said, "ok, including legs now.". Wah, he start liao. left right kick..all those muay thai combos. But his kick is like 1% of Bruno's, so macam baby kick your legs lah. Then suddenly I just WHAM. Landed a kick on his left thigh, he straight sit on the ground and started holding and pressing onto his leg. I blurr again cuz I didnt kick hard at all...in my head, 'omg I'm Bruno now meh??'

Then after he rest 1 min, we continue again. This time we go all out, Punching+kicking+takedowns+wrestling+submission. Hai bu he take me down....and on top of me......FOR LIKE 7 SECONDS and then I flip him over and stayed on top of him for over 70 SECONDS. and while on top of him I made it rain. as in rain of fists and elbows. If it was like a couple of months back, he can flip me over damn easy de..but now after Sensei Bruno taught me about how to counter when someone is on top of you, and how to STAY on top of someone, GGGGGG. Then I so cleverly scrapped my leg on the concrete pavement and the skin came off and started bleeding and shit. Then at last we stopped. Cuz of my bleeding feet. I know, pussy right me?!

But I still can do boxing lah....but the thing is, you know when i gave him a left uppercut on the chin? It's still bleeding...and he can feel like the teeh is loosening also. haha, so we just rest awhile under the sun and clean our battle wounds.

My wounds- Scrapped Skin on the Feet caused by ME.
His wounds- Concusion, Bleeding chin, Sore thighs, Sore head.

Anyway, I wanna say to him, Good Luck on you upcoming match on October 2009. May the force be with you. I'll come and support you during your match. Jia You ohh!

Yeah, there you have it. When I'm back to Miri right guys, we all will sparr together ok? Julian Law, Jackie Sim, Daryll Ooi maybe not this one la cuz he sure say what chest pain, leg pain, hand pain, 'notfairlahcibaicuzyouseemysizedamnsmalllikealembikpussy' and so on and so forth. Veron and etc....

I think that's all for now lah, I will try to update again really really soon ok. And sorry for taking such a long time to update! Take care you all! Love you, mwahsss

Pancakes

2009-08-17T16:39:00.000-07:00

Well y'all have heard about the day Daryll cut my hair.

Now y'all are gonna hear about the day I had pancakes.

Not the Dog.

So anyway, in my attempt to gain 6KG in 4 weeks time while on my stay in Melbourne, one of the many various techniques and methods used is 'The-Eat-Pancakes' Method.

But first, before I start...Let me present to you the new hair style!

"The Lightning Rode"

It's fairly simple to replicate. It's Cool, It's Hip, and It's Pointy.

Guys thinks that it's awesome and Girls thinks that it's sexy.

Model: Julian Law

Say you're walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night.

You hear footsteps.

You quicken your pace.

Shortly, you can hear the footsteps pick up the pace too.

You start to panic for it's obvious that no good ending is to come.

What to do?

What can you do??

You're like a helpless bunny about to be dissected by a form 4 Biology class......

What CAN you do????

No worries, with the lightning rode style, you may have a chance of survival.

How you ask??

Easy. Once you estimated the attacker to be at a 5cm radius,

quickly pretended u drop something and go, "Oops! I dropped something."

Then when he/she/it/they least expected...

you suddenly rise up and impale them with ur pointy tip yes i can impale multiple bodies in on go

Not are they only just suitable for guys.

Model: Caitlin

Chics can totally rock the lightning too~!

See how she's having this sweet adorable smile?

That's cuz that she knows that she's safe and secured!

So why are u still with ur usual hairstyle?

Why wait?

Why wait and risk death?

Act now.

Yes. You. Can.

Anyway, enough of that. You want to follow jiu follow, you don't want then when your slowly being stabbed to death by a assailant don't come blaming. I tried to help. But nooo.....

Back to the Pancakes thingy.

Caitlin initiates the first of many pancakes to come. or could it be that someone else is cooking the pancakes just that she ask that person to move aside to take a picture as if SHE's the one who's making the pancakes?

The ice cream was brought out, Chocolates were melted into liquidfied heavenly juices and the table was set. There weren't much pictures of the actual pancakes eating process because everyone was too engaged in the pancakes. and also we don't want the camera to have stains.

BUT, got the after-pictures lah.

~Damn Imba woii!~

Quick Note: Imba is a term use to desribe something that is too overly exceedingly awesome. It's a noun, a verb and an adjective, like the word 'Fuck' and 'Cibai'. But unlike the two mentioned words, Imba supersedes them by having it's own hand gesture which is demonstrated later in the pictures.

So cailtin, how was the pancakes??

IMBA!

What about you Ron? You likey them pancakes?

Magu, you see my smile so cute....IMBA!

Goku, what about you? Like the pancakes or not?

Dude, the spoon is still in my mouth. I just can't get enough of it. one word.

IMBA

Eh SexGod, how's the pancakes?

Having me (SexGod) saying this, that THIS (the pancakes) is better than Sex itself can show you the imbaness of them.

What about me?

omg see how my eyes are still shut tight in estacy??

IMBA ok!

Adidas no.1. you like it or not?

I give this no.1.

IMBA!

and I feel like I've grown taller now!

IMBA! IMBA! IMBA!

And any imba events wouldnt be completed without some hardcore banana sucking action.

Yeah work your stuff babe. *slurrppp.

~I will post up a video on the next post about the pancakes ok.

The Haircut

2009-08-13T17:50:00.000-07:00

Today I shall tell y'all the story about the day Daryll Ooi cut my hair.

It was towards the end of June, on a cool midsummer Melbourne night at roughly around 2.am in the morning. A group of Sohais got nothing to do. So me being Lester suddenly said.

"Eh Daryll ah."

"what dude?"

"You want cut my hair?"

*5 seconds stun

"Ok...cibai seriously ah?"

"Yeah Dude, you got scissors or not?"

"Yeah wait ah, OIII CAITLIN get the scissors!"

"whaat??? for what?"

"I'm gonna give Lester a Haircut!"

*5 seconds stun.

"OK!"

"OK! gg."

So we placed some papers on the floor and then took a chair.

And so it begins.

Daryll and the sohai pink scissors

Omg sure epic fail de i know you see he havent even cut a single strain of hair the expression already become so twistedly hardcore holyshitimaginehowitwillbewhenheactuallycuts it?!

Before Pictures

Front

Back

Side

And like a pro Daryll cut my hair

"Dude careful ok, dun cut my ears."

"magu ni yao siang xin wo de ok."

*10minutes later

"eh, you got problem isit? 10mins liao still cut there!?"

"Dude can you shut up or not? I concentrating lahh.."

"Magu..10 minutes liao still no change at all. You sure ka?"

"Dude, Shut up."

*30 minutes later.

Different angle shot of Daryll cutting my hair.

"Woiii....you seriously kidding me isit?" "Almost lah shut up lah cibai."

Finally, he moved on to other areas....

The Dogs also wait him cut my hair till sien. btw the dog de hair is also daryll cut de ok. damn pro right? gg.

Ok, finally after an incredible period of time, it is finally done!

Before the haircut.....

you

ready

not

for

the

best

haircut

ever??

you

sure

not?

You

Really

sure?

NAHHHHHHH

I know. Look like some guy from Doraemon or something right?

V(^.^)*;

So that's the story about the day Daryll cut my hair. Life is short ok, go hard. Not bad lah the haircut, I think very good di. I also think better than the dogs de haircut! hahaa

Well that's all for now. I'll update again when I feel like it ok.

Sweet dreams How Ven. You dun wanna know what was in ur mouth ok.

Tagged by Kayii

2009-07-27T01:10:00.000-07:00

1. Besides your lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
♥ Well, I'll tell you but it's not appropriate to say it out loud here. Haha, but if u want to find out just tell me ;) lol....

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
♥ I wanna go back to bed, but im so hungry...so fuck it.

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
♥ Some sohai taiwan girl in a ghost mask pretending to rape me from behind.

4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?
♥ Nope.

5.Will you ever donate blood?
♥ How much you want?

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
♥ Yeah, lots of them...

7.Do you want someone to be dead?
♥ Nope

8.What does your last text message say ?
♥ Hey can you come over? I wanna hold you....haha nah joking, it's "Lol. Do now! I text u later. Hav ta do my presentation stuff. Its half half de ah! N tomo i present!"

9.What are you thinking right now?
♥ How come Kayii de neng so big and how can she do 100o times on the hula hoop. I should start on my essay but I don't feel like it. I wonder what my dad will do if I come back with my purple hair and omg, that russian chick from boxing was so hot and i think she gots the hots for me.

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?
♥ Yeah!

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?
♥ 1am

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
♥ Miri!

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
♥ Yeah, you baby.

14. 10 CREATURES to do this quiz .THIS IS an ORDER !
1. Emma
2. June
3. Johnny Tiong
4. Oliver Yee
5. Grace
6. Cassandra
7. Kendrick
8.Lifen
9. Kimberley
10. Sii Long Win

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
♥ Some sexy sexy sexy guy name Marvin.

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
♥ I want say Female, but too bad he's a male.

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together, would it be good?
♥ YEAH OF CUZ. PEDOPHILIA TO THE MAX BABEH! hahaha

18. What is no.1 studying about?
♥ Form 2

19.when was the last time you chatted with them ?
♥ At night time i guess

20. Is no. 4 single?
♥ Yes.

21. Say something about no.2?
♥ OMG, she's awesome. She's into bukakke, BDSM, Whipping, Oyster with Extra Cheese. She's nice, hawt and she can shake it like it's hot.

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?
♥ That will be, AWESOME. and I would be the third person!

23. Describe no.9.
♥ one word. EPIC. her nose damn eng dao de. but cannot stare too long, cuz u will see fists coming. but she damn hot de la, very eng dao and charming now le. She's at perth and she likes yellow coloured stuff and long walks in the malls. She looks really cute in bikinis and her eyes are real nice.

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?
♥ It will be like all hell breaking out, 10 times better than the '300' movie!

25. Do you like no.8?
♥ Yeah. She came out from my pussy, literally. My daughter man!

Adventures of Goku

2009-06-08T15:58:00.000-07:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY: I must confess that my loneliness Is killin me now. Dont you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign, hit me baby one more time.

First things first, Jackie Sim (The dude in green and grey striped hoodie) is now known as Goku. He's on a conquest to find and gather the seven dragon balls ( in which when all seven are together, a magical super cool very long de dragon will appear and grant one perfect wish.) But just being called Goku doesn't make you Goku, if you know what I mean. One will have to look the part and act the part.

Which brings us to part one of the Dragon Balls journey which takes place in SwineFluLaLaLand (Melbourne).

Goku with the Shitspitter, Juelze Crown and Ronald 'sorrymyfingermightendupinyourbumhole' Teh.

So... We have:

4 guys on a couch, with

2 little dogs; waffles and pancakes, on

1 couch...with...

Ronald 'sorrymyfingermightendupinyourbumhole' Teh in action with Juelze Crown.

note the pre-orgasmic facial expression of Julian.

*Ground Trembles and Cracks

OOOOOYEAAAHHHH BAAAABIIIIIII!!!!!!

And what do you get when the ground trembles and cracks??

..........

........

.......

......

.....

....

...

....

.....

......

.......

........

.........

..........

!!~The-Magical-Dragon-Juice-of-Ultimate-Power-which-One-Must-Consume-In-Order-to-Obtain-the-Seven-Balls-of-the-Mighty-Dragon~!!

QUOTES FROM GOKU:

" Kids, Remember to eat up your protein

so you can Grow Big and Strong,

Just like me."

"With Great Quantity of Protein,

Comes, Great Amount of Kame Kame Ha."

Goku in Action mixing the Dragon Juice

When Suddenly...

Oh Noo! We've run out of Protein! Watever shall we do now??

"No worries, I've got backup. Just ready 5 cans of RedBull for me! ROAR!"

10 minutes and 5 cans of RedBull later....

We got it!

Now with the preparation part done with, comes the hard bit, the physical process of the application of the Dragon Juice. Only one who's of pure and innocent soul can survive, others will suffer an eternal fiery damnation in the darkest pitts of hell.

So Let's Go.

I've got my Super Badass Cape on now, Im ready.

Just Do it

Wuuh, what's this tingling sensation that I'm feeling....

It feels so Wrong...

Yet, so Right.

"Well...you see, my dear JuJu.

When a boy comes to a certain age...

he will experience certain changes, like the growth of.........."

40 days and 40 nights later...

It is Done

GG Hai Bu Done this

After even more Proteins,

*Psssst.... steam comes out from the asshole

"I want Nobody Nobody but you."

"You want Nobody Nobody but Me."

And so, Goku got his hair now. He's one step closer to gathering all 7 dragon balls but most important is that he found two trusty companions which means all the world to him and he will always make nutella milk chocolate drink for them and download movies for them to watch because he's soooo grateful for meeting these two people and will forever remember them and never ever forget them no matter how old or wrinkly he becomes.

Stay Tuned for the next Adventures of Goku.

Havoc

2009-04-19T02:12:00.000-07:00

Well...Haven't been updating for a really long time. I'm having my holidays now. Just managed to finish up all my assignments and all that bullshit nonsense crap! Anyway, I've got nothing to write about...

Before the holidays began, I went to an 'Asian Dance Party' called 'Havoc'. Lol...hai bu asian dance party this..like 97% is asian and 3% is err...something else. It started at 10pm and I went there at 11.30pm...Fine..it was almost 12am when I got there. I had to take the freaking bus alrite.

Guy in Black shirt with White stripes: Hey, Hey You! You stole the pearls in my Bubble milk tea! MCB KNN Pukima..

Short girl with brownish hair: Wo na li you ohh..

Guy standing right infront of the girl: Mei you??? Ni jiang mei you??!!

Guy in Black shirt with White stripes: You mah!?!?!?

Short girl with brownish hair: Wo Mei you na!!!!!!! Ma de!

Guy standing right infront of the girl: Mei you??? Ni jiang mei you??!!

Short girl with brownish hair: Wo jiang mei you jiu shi mei you lahh!!!!!

Guy standing right infront of the girl: Mei you??? Ni jiang mei you??!!

Girl in Pony-tail behind the Guy in Black shirt with White stripes: Ma ci bai..The fuck about what stupid pearls!?...hmph....Asians...

DJ: Everybody is gonna will be going to was putting their hands up and rocking to the beating musik! yeah yeah yeah!

All da ladies in the house make some noise! yeah yea yeah!

Guy in Yellow WristBand: Hey!! there's a white guy here! SAK SAK SAK!!!

~Some Pictures that I took that night~

Peace (^.^)V

Me and the 'Hehe-I-Just-Farted-and-Thank-God-No-One-Noticed' faced girl.

1...2...3...

Chicken Chow Mien!! :)

I kid you not, she can tackle down a 6'6 man...ahem..Samreet. I saw it with my own eyes man! We were at the beach for some bbq thingy and Sam was like being all so naughty and cheeky that he took a rolled-up newspaper and snuck back and whup her ass....and boy, you should have seen the face on Sam's face....XD

Went back home at 4.30am...Went to Bed at 5.30am. Haha, all in all, it was a fun night.
I'm gonna go to Dunedin to see my sister in 1 day!! woohoo....Can't wait to see her Hong Kong and Japanese house mates! lol

Anyway, that's all for now. Love you guys.

tagged by chelsea

2009-04-12T00:52:00.000-07:00

1. Name The People You Tag. (10) Anyone who wants to do it.

2. Describe yourself in one word describe?
- Strawberry

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
- The one who really loves me! unless the one i love loves me back too.

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her?
- yeaaahh

5. How if people reject your confess face to face?
- I'll muay thai their fking ass...and then ask them the question again, nicely.

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, IF you love someone special, what will you say to that person?
- Look, I've got 5 minutes left, u want to do it or not.

7. What will u say to a person who doesn’t want to believe u?
- Don't believe lahh

8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
- LoL...yeah bbe

9. Do you have something special with you all the time?
-Yes, all the time

10. Long distance love?
- Is the best. No hassles at all.

11. Best place to cry.
- My crying booth.

12. Who do you love the most?
- My family, daryll, jackie, julian, genghis, johnny, aaron, jok, oliver, long win, adam, samuel, benedict, joshua, leslie, kendrick, jono, yeeping, caitlin, veron, sarah, florence, cass, chelsea, emma and so on and so forth.

13. Tell us of your dream last night?
- ah shit man, it was a really bad dream. I was like a dragon slayer or something lah right, and I tried to kill this 'thing' but it cant and wont die. I keep on hacking it on and on and on and on, but still not dead yet. and I feel damn sorry for this thing but i have to kill it, but it wont die! so yeah! cibai dream. but the night before one's was awesome. I was an explorer and daryll is pocahontas and jackie is the stupid lil racoon.

14. Ever hated someone so bad?
- Nope, only people hate me. Love machine! hahaa

15. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
- Don't you see, there is no baby! :(. haha I dun know eh, havent got one thats big and hurtful yet.

16. The last person you had a beer with?
- Ash

17. The last person you went to the movies with?
- This girl, went to watch 'He's just not that into you'...haibu into....

18. The last person you talked on the cell phone with?
- sister

19. The last person you hugged?
- This girl who suddenly appeared on my bed while I'm sleeping. Seriously. lol.

20. The last person you yelled at.
-No one yet. my mum? last year? lol I dun know

21. In the last week have you kissed someone?
-you think leh? haha i have no idea man

22. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
- Because my flatmates wont turn down the fucking volume and I want to sleep! Ma de.

23. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
- I want to be a butterfly

24. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
- Melbourne. Hint to jackie and Daryll. winkwinkwinkwinkwink. ALL EXPENSES PAID. ;)

25. What you hate the most?
- When I have nothing to do

26. What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
- Everything

27. Five facts About Me :
-I un-intentionally killed a girl
- I can't cook rice.
.- I'm in my boxers now
- I have at least 100 eggs in a week. no joke.
- I (insert an action) a ( insert a object) before.

28. Five things that scare me:
- The dark
- Going to pee at night, which is why I keep a bottle beside my bed. XD
- Being alone.
- Not being able to pass something
-Driving car

29. Two Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
Power Rangers theme song, Milkshake by Kellis

30. Five Things I treasure in my life:
-Dad
-Mum
-bro
-sis
-my cats.

1111

2009-03-30T02:03:00.000-07:00

I went to a Marathon, City2Surf and boy did I killed my legs. It's 12Km. The longest one I did was 8km and I half walked that one! haha, it was the Leo Club Marathon with the Sarawak Champion who did it in a record time of 3Hours and 15 Minutes.... I did it in 1 hour and 15 min 10 seconds, Genghis did it in 1 hour 15 mins and 12 seconds and Julian did it in 1 hour 15 mins 13 seconds.

I was forced to do it for boxing...It started at 9.00am, I have to be there by 8.45am.

I woke up in the morning at 7.30am, and made breakfast. I had 4 pieces of toast with 5 eggs and a cup of coffee. Then I took a shower and walked to the bus stop. I missed the bus and had to run all the way to the next one....shit. I was gasping for air when I reached to the next stop, I was thinking to myself, 'hai bu gg this, this isnt even 300meters and I'm already breathing as if I'm giving birth....'

The bus came at like 8.45am...I'm suppose to be there at 8.45am..Well, nvm then, at least that I'm going. When i reached the Bus Exchange, I ran to Cathedral Square, which is the starting point of the race. Man, were there a ALOT of people! Like u know that scene in Lord Of The Rings where Frodo and the fat dude arrived at that place where they have to destroy that silly 20cents ring? they saw all the orcs there and Frodo goes like, 'Shit, We're fucked.' and Smeagol starts arguing with himself about what position is he going to get rape in, 'Doggy Style!!' 'Nooo....The reverse CowGirl!!' 'Nooo fucking way! Inversed wheel barrow!!' and so on...Well in other words, there were ALOT of people there. I tried to find the boxing gang, but didn't have any luck.

So like the guy shoots his adorable gun thingy to start off the race. PS, I wasnt scared of the loud scary bang, hah! take that. Couldnt really run much at all, everyone was squeezing and stuff, so I pretty much just walked and then start to cut thru ppl like spiderman. After I got through 50 of the 5000 participants, I started to run. I was thinking to myself, 'Hmm, 12Km....I'll go 1Km in 6 mins on average, yeah good plan.'

3Km later.....
My knees starts to ache, my feet hurts like crap, the stupid sun is raping me and I'm hungry.

But because of my love for Daryll and my mother is so great and awesome, I continued running. I imagined myself that I'm Rocky Balboa training for his fight which is in the next day, that didn't work. Then I imagined myself to be Si comel trying to run away from being eaten by the Triple Titanium Sabertoothed tiger, it worked for 2km and then Si comel died of diarhea cuz he over-ran-ed.

I did it in 1 hours 11 mins and 10 seconds. Bloody good time considering that I started at the back and without any training at all. Fucking hell man, 12km in 1 hour plus, that's like 1km in 5 mins. that's like running on the treadmill at the speed of 12km/h.

I crossed the bloody finish line and praised God for not letting me die on the way. Then I warmed down and drank shit loads of water, and then wasted $4.00 bucks to catch a bus home. My ankles feels crushed, my knees feels like as if someone hammered it with a coconut.

The Next day, today, woke up to immense pain. Went to gym and then boxing training and then basketball for 10 mins before my right arm starts to spasm. XD, had to go back home after that. All in all, the marathon was awesome, I'm gonna do another one next month! i think got 4 eh next month, might go do it all. and then there's one in May for Autism, I'm going to do that one for sure, dedicating it to Daryll Ooi Cheong Wei and Jackie Sim Teck Kee.

Anyway, my laptop burnt down. fucking hell. Which explains why I don't update much. I seriously need to go get it fixed man. I'm damn tired now, so I'm gonna walk back to my room and get some well-deserved sleep. cibai, hope that stupid hong kong girl doesnt come to my place again and fucking cry like a bitchwhoreslut. yeah, last night this girl came over and cried till fking 12am plus, had to accompany her and shit. man fuck this shit.

haha goodnite guys. love u all.

Byebye Nokia

2009-03-19T01:49:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day:

"DID YOU FUCKING PRINT SCREEN

YOU BETTER NOT BITCH...

nope

I didnt

I promise u"

First of all, someone stole my freaking phone! Like what the hell right? I was playing bball...now don't y'all start with that 'Hiyaa-told-you-not-to-simply-put-there' crap. BEFORE I played, I dropped it into the deepest most paling innermost place in my bag and freaking ZIPPED the damn thing. After playing, I wanted to check on my phone to see whether I've gotten any nude raunchy pictures messages, but the fuck man, can't even see my fucking phone!! hai bu raunchy nude this... This is so very bad man....it's not the phone, it's what's inside it man! The pictures!! The videos!!! well, mostly the Videos! It has got the Yee Syuan's Trade mark 'Weeii' video, The Julian humping the Sarawak Champion video, My Ass-signing video, Bruno kicking leg video and so much more.......Cibaidamnsmellyman......fuckshitdiao. Well, I'll look at it this way. at least I'm bringing joy to someone.....Fuck you, hope I run into you and muay thai you till you left 2 biji gigi sahaja. Then I'll pour salt and lemon into your mouth and take a shit in it. Then I'll ask EMMA to strip down and bake a fucking peanut butter and chocolate cake for you. Yeah, DAMN RIGHT.

So, did I went to try and report this? Yeah I so did. I went to the receptionist 5 minutes after, and she was like, "Sorry, there's nothing that I can do." Man..If I was her barber, I'll shave her bald and give her a Nazi tattoo on the head. Then I went to the boxing area and boxed the shit out of the punching bags. My knuckles were all red and bruised up after. But thank God that I have another spare phone. Hah! what you gonna say for that now, Mayor of Miri!? Getting another phone isnt a mistake at all.

The Next day, today, I woke up at 8.10am. At 9.am, I went to my class which starts at 9.am. At 9.05am, I found out that it's ACTUALLY 10.05am. Motherfu....my second phone is an hour late! I missed the class....lol. But it's good cause I'm free for the rest of the day; I've only got one class today! whee!! But I have to finish up my assignment due by tommorow. I went to get back my number at the mall, then came back home for a nap.

Speaking of naps, boy, did I sleep alot today...I slept last night at 11pm, woke up at 10AM...Then at 2pm, I went to bed till 3.30pm. Today was my rest day, and when I say rest day, I mean really rest. It's like my whole body just shuts down or something. For 3 days, I've been working out hard, like seriously, if it was EMMA or Jackie Sim Teck Kee, I think you will die. Imagine gym from 3.30 till 5.00pm, then a 30 minutes break where I chucked down 3 eggs and some pasta and from 5.45pm till 7.oopm intensive boxing circuit training, and another 30 mins break and to end it off, from 7.30 till 9.30 half court basketball games. At 9.35pm, realizing that you lost your phone <<< That one is the cherry on the cake. XDXD

Anyway, you know what!?!? I scared the shit out of myself yesterday. I've been training for 2 weeks only. My pressumed weight is 95kg, when I stepped onto the scale, it reads, '90.8kg'!! I lost like 5 kgs in 2 weeks! woohoo, at least that's something to be happy about...and my tummy is becoming smaller and my packs are coming out man!

And lastly, did I "FUCKING PRINT SCREEN"...well, you'll find out in my next post. haha.

Tagged by Kendrick Kho

2009-03-06T03:12:00.000-08:00

100 truths, tag 10 people to do the same.

Don't forget to tag!

Last beverage → Milk
Last phone call → Stephanie
Last text message → Lesley
Last song you listened to → You make me say - Tydis.
Last time you cried→ At February! I secretly cried when I said goodbye to the mayor! haha shssshh....secret man! lol...

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → Yes.
Been cheated on → Yes, ALWAYS.
Kissed someone & regretted it → Hai bu regret...
Lost someone special→ Yes.

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Fallen out of love → Yes, all the time.
Laughed until you cried → Yeah!!
Met someone who changed your life → Yes.
Found out someone was talking about you → Yeah, my bestest best friend, Mr. Love Machine!
How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? → ALL!!
Do you have any pets → Yes, my cat and my brother!
Do you want to change your name → I wanna change it to 'Diet Lemonade' but like hell my mum would let!! Hmm...Maybe to Mattew Kong eh!!! XD.
What time did you wake up today → 10.30am
What were you doing at midnight last night → Talking on the phone, well more like listening to some girl rambling on about her sad miserable life.......but it's all gna be worth it...lol.
Name something you cannot wait for → Going back Miri.
The last time you saw your father→A week ago, saw his titties! :P
What's one thing you wish you could change→ My gender!! haha kidding...
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yup.
What's getting on your nerves right now → My wet undies...cibai drying machine can kiss my ass!
What's your name → Lester Lai Hsien Yang, Harimau terganas di dunia.
Elementary/Primary School→ Sri Mawar Primary School.
Middle/Secondary School → ChungHua
Sec. Sch → Riam Road Secondary School.
High School → Riam Road Secondary School.
Hair color → Black.
Long or short → Short.
Are you a health freak → Yes, I am.
or lefty → Right.

FIRSTS :
First surgery → Never.
First piercing → When I was 17, I made my mum soo happy.
First best friend → A lot.
First sport you joined → Football, with the legendary Goalee, Jackie with his magical 'NO-Ball-can-EVER-go-in-pose-EVERR!!' *Imagine a guy spreading his legs past the human limits with his hands stretched up to the skies praising Allah.
First pet → Well my first ever pets are like these 2 turtles, where one died and the other one my mum set it free. Then I had like goldfish or something, 14 of them, all died in a single night! My brother blames the maid, but everyone knows that it's because of the blackout which causes the oxygen thingy to shut down. Then dad spend over 30K on fucking koi fishes....25 of them, left 13 only now.
First vacation → Australia.

CURRENTLY :
Eating → I had 4 eggs, ice cream and yogurt. Guess which one is the odd one out!! haha
Drinking → Water
Waiting → to go to A barbeque!

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? → YES, the world needs more Lester Lais
Want to get married?→ Who doesnt?
Careers in mind? → Rich ass businessman XD

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → Nope.
Drank Wine/Beer/alcohol → No. AS IF.
Lost glasses/contacts → No.
Ran away from home → No.
Broken someone's heart → Maybe.
Been arrested → No.
Cried when someone died → Yes.

YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → YES.
Miracles → Sometimes?
Love at first sight → Nah.
Heaven → Yes.
Kiss on the first date→ No.
Angels → Yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yeah.
more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → yeah, a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time! haha
Do you believe in God? → Of course I do!!

Tag:
1. Johnny
2. Emma
3. Long Win
4. Matthew Kong, please invite me to read ur blog! lol
5. Grace
6. Oliver.
7. Lifen
8. Cassandra
9. Chelsea
10. The Brotherhood Blog.

Lost

2009-03-01T02:39:00.000-08:00

They ate my cereal.

Seriously, do not eat an Asian's boy cereal.

Haha...Today I woke up and I looked into my cereal box...... Half gone! I had it TWICE, and I clearly remember how much I took and how much was left. Macibai fucking guailou! lol...but nvm, I finished up the milk ) and ate 5 of their bananas. :). Who's laughing now, bitch?

Well, today is clearly not my day.....First thing in the morning I found my Cereal half gone! like wtf man. And I woke up 30 minutes late for church.. Church was at 10, I'm up at 10.30. Then had breakfast and a shower then watched tv.

Then had lunch and then went to play pool with friends at the common room. When I got back, can u believe it?? I lost my towel! Like, WTF man?? I was hanging it on my window and when I got back it's gone!!! GG, that time i really thought that maybe one of my roomates took it....

So anyway, I gave up searching for it. So I went out with friends to grab something to eat, had a burger...there goes my diet again...haha. Chicken Burger! it's like they deep fried this huge chunk of chicken fillet, stuff some lettuce and tomato with mayo and put some buns on it! it was awesome...

Then after that as I was walking back, I saw something on the 3rd floor....I'm living on the 4th floor. It's yellow, and it looks familiar......... Mother, it's my towel. It dropped down!!! GGGG...Now I seriously don't know what to do man...Maybe I'll go ask from that person tml or something....fuck la.

Then after that, my friend came to pick me up to go to his church, not an RC church though, an Protestant one...GG again. My mum would kill me. haha but i just go there cuz there's performances tonight, and I tell you man, this ain't no what old Mac Donald had a farm shit, they dance like beyonce and sing like mariah carey!

So there I was sitting at the err, 7th seat with my friend and up comes this bunch of Koreans group and this girl sat next to me! She's kinda hot, I was doing the 'i'm not looking at you, but I'm looking at you thru my peripherals vision' thingy..lol. Man...What's with me and Korean!?!?! Damn sohai right?? Last year also...haha nvm.....

Anyway, I was just sitting there minding my own business, when she suddenly goes, "hey, do you come to this church?" and I was like, "yeah, I come to this church.."...like hello? I memang in the church now. "Oh cool, it's my first time here." she said and bla bla bla. Her name is...mcb, I forgot..seiso? seismo? I know start with 'S' de laa. She's now working at a hospital. We can totally do the doctor/patient thingy man! lol... She's damn fit too, like after the service I saw her take up her backpack...then her bike helmet! XD. Then said bye to her so she can go do her hardcore biking stuff.

My Friend dropped me back home, I swiped my card into the door and then when I want to open my room door....I cant find my key!!! Motherfu!!!! I lost my room door man.... Why did I lock it?? Hmm.....well, my roomates steal my cereal, if my panties gone how leh???

So I had to call the RA ppl to come and open my door. I asked them how much does it cost for a replacement key, they say $100 bucks......to hell with that.

So yeah, today was clearly not my day man! first I lost my cereal, then I lost my towel, then i lost the girl, technically, cuz she didnt come home with me and now, I lost the frickkin keys!!!

Anyway, That's all from me today, love you all.

My room

2009-02-26T01:21:00.000-08:00

Well....uni just started for me! Haven't been updating for ages and I'm not sorry about it, why should I be?

Anyway, I'm staying at this place called Ilam Village now. No more Homestaying! woohoo. I'm living with 5 other people, I think. Cuz I'm living in a 6-room apartment and I've seen 4 of them only. Now that could mean 2 things, one, there is no fifth person, two...there is one! Just that I havent seen him yet and if that's the case then there's something wrong with him/her...... haha... 2 of them are girls, one's from The States and the other is from Wellington. Now don't start imagining about stuff cuz i know some of y'all would be like, "Oh my...2 girls living with Lester! I wonder what are they doing now..." man...u know the US girl is like a mini Spartan warrior from the ghetto? When I sleep I have to sleep with one eye open cuz i'm afraid that i might lose an ear the next day when i wake up! haha...The Wellington girl is a blonde girl, okokla...but also damn sohai de.

There's two other guys living with me....fuck.... Both of them are from Timaru, and both are fat, but one of their nipples is slightly pointier than the other. I don't really remember the name of the boys, but let's just call them 'Pointy nipples' and 'Crazy Eyes'. cuz the other one's eyes looks as if like he's being possessed.

So like I walk into my room right, and there's nothing!!! Like no pillows, no blanket!!! no nothing! like WTF man?? So I dropped my stuff at my place and ran to my friend's place to sleep there. Then I moved back in after 2 days, bought the damn sheets and pillow and stuff. That was the FIRST time I made my own bed, how awesome is that??

Then I started arranging my wardrobe, I seriously have no idea how to.

I bet you all learnt metamorphosis while you were in primary school...like how the tadpole becomes the frog and how the frog ends up to be deep fried frog legs with mayonaise sauce.

well...

~Day 1~

~ Day 2~

~ Day 3~

I'll tell you this, If my future son's room is going to be like this after 3 days, I will burn down his room along with he himself in it! haha but can't blame me wad, i tried my best...I really did ok!! haha..nah, i didnt give a crap about it.

So anyway, if you think that my room is messy..wait till you see my fucked up living room....

This is my kitchen, I think Mr Pointy Nipples thinks that this is the bathroom or something. This is how it looks like on a good day...just wait till it's after 7pm. All Hell break loose in the form of Mac and Cheese.

And here you can see the tom-yum flavoured sneakers and the white stuff on the floor ain't snowflakes...I don't know what they are and I don'd want to know, I just know that they smell like lemon+sourcream. and there's a pair of undies at the couch too...like seriously, what the FUCK man? I don't even dare to sit on the couch.....

I go to bed, and the next day I woke up......

wh...wha...what the fuck man???

3 averaged sized human beings drank all that in less than 5 hours. Daryll Ooi also cant beat them ah..

Speaking of Daryll Ooi. he's such a heartbreaker. Let me tell you why.

You know how like in the movies, the girl waits for the phonecall from the guy that she loves and adores and that phonecall doesnt come at all! So sad right?? Not even a voicemail, or an email, nothing!!

Cibai, bet that he has someone else already. sobz...why u like this nerhzz...anyway, if u want me to come Melbourne, you better call me, and you better call me NOW.

That's all from me now, I have to go now. Dad's home, gonna listen to him nag via MSN. Fuck Msn. I hate you.

Christchurch.

2009-02-19T18:28:00.001-08:00

Well, I'm in Christchurch now. Yay...I think?

Anyway, I'll just write about what I did yesterday with my sister.

Woke up in the morning at around 7.30-ish to have breakfast and get ready. We are going to try find the church that she's gonna go to.

We left the house at around 9.30am

ETA: 9.25am

Haha! seems like we can travel through time eh?? Well I don't know la, my watch on my phone is crazy! Next we went to have lunch at this awesome tom yum place!

I had Chicken Tom Yum and my sister had the Satay Burger. I bought some sushi and they gave us some chicken bones..

After that, we went to walk around Dunedin's cibai hilly road. My butt was really sore today.

EPRENDE', a passion for fashion

This is the shop I farted in, a passion for my ass.

Then after that I went to buy ice cream. The ice cream here rocks man! Mine was Berry Rush I think. After that we walked back home because some idiot havent packed his bags yet and he's leaving to christchurch in an hour.

So there I was, minding my own business, eating my god-given ice cream....

Mmmm... Ice Cream is GOOD for your body, just BAD for your teeth....

It keeps me going like the cute lil Energizer Fucked up bunny.

When Suddenly...

SPLAT!

WHY????

Everything is ruined!! All ruined!!!

SEI PAK PO!!

So yeah, I dropped my ice cream. No big deal right? what's the significance of an ice cream? It has nothing to do with everything.

!WRONG!

It has everything to do with everything.

I start feeling weak,

Began to have trouble breathing,

Starting to lose control of my Limbs,

Gradually, I'm forming into Daryll Ooi's Favourite position...

~The good ole Doggy Style~

But I look more like a tiger.

Haha, then after a grueling 7 days and 7 nights of bone chilling horror (12minutes later), I reached home. Packed my bags and took a shower. Then my sister's homestay mum sent me to the bus stop so that she can finally have enough food left to feed the family!

My bus departs at 2.30.

5 hours++ later, here I am now in Christchurch. Staying over at my friend's place now while waiting for my place to be ready. LoL.

Well, that's all for now guys, will tell you about my first day here in Christchurch next time. Take care y'all, Love u guys.

RoaR

2009-02-17T01:57:00.000-08:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Hey what you doing now?"

"I'm just listening to songs."

"Ye Ye Pao De Cha by Jay Chou??"

"Yeah."

"You want to hear Lester Pao de Milo by Lester Lai?"

"cibai."

-Lester and Larry Lai, 18th of February 2009, 5.10pm

Hi, there isnt much time. 10.57 pm here now. I've got 3 minutes to write some shit here. tiao. Well went to watch Friday the 13th with my sister today. Well first of all, the girls has some nice boobies. And well I got the shit scared out of me, I was like omgwhydidthemeanguytoktheheadofthegirlwiththeniceboobies!?!?! and hide under my shirt!

Erm Erm erm...nothing much more to write, well don't blame me, blame my sister's sohai homestay. Diu, my sister don't even know how to wash her panties! diao...ask ME again? Dude, i don't even wear them.

It has been 3 days already....

Let's see how long she can last with unwashed undies. :P..

Eww...Yuck.

!!ROAR!!

Finally, meet Kelly, she RoarS.

Well that's all for now guys, take good care of urself. drink more water, shit more crap and eat your veges!

The Last days before I left.

2009-02-14T23:34:00.000-08:00

Hey! After a really really long wait, I've finally updated my blog. woohoo. I'm now at Dunedin, New Zealand now. Isnt this awesome!? NOPE. haha. Missed all of my friends back at Miri now, and yeah of cuz my Mayor dad and my Sohai mum and my Sissy Bro.

Haha, well I know that Matthew Kong is gonna be like, "hey guys! Lester finally updated his blog and he mentioned about my name! My life is complete now!", and ppl are gonna be like, "Finally! you updated your blog! gosh!!" Well, now that I'm so free from all the hassle back at Miri, I've got time to blog now. So see, it's all my friend's fault (you guys. XD) that I've not been updating....but I did try ok.

So what's new about me. Hmm, nothing much really. Gained abit of weight while I'm at Miri. Like 6Kg in 2 weeks plus. For 2 weeks, I just gave up! haha since I'm leaving soon and I'm too busy for gym, so what the heck. Fat must Fat lorh.

Came to NZ on the 13th of February. How sad is that? Leaving on the day before Valentine's day! My flight is from Brunei to Brisbane, then from Brisbane to Auckland, and from Auckland to Christchurch and then lastly from Christchurch to Dunedin. Cibai.

I'm staying with my sister's homestay now. The dad works as 'The Punisher' during nighttime, 4 nights a week starting from 8pm onwards. The mum works as a Dog trainer. She trained Bolt. cool eh? And my sister is going to stay with a 21 year old Japanese girl, a 19 year old Hong Kong girl and a 15 year old Thailand girl. AWESOME. I will come and visit my sister during my holidays since i'm such a good brother. (I'm NOT coming over cuz of the girls ok. haha) but for now, only the 15year old thai girl is here...lol. gg.

Anyway, I'm gonna post up some pictures of what I did with some of my friends on the days before I leave to New Zealand.

2 Days before...

We went to Citrus to have dinner. Called Jono, Kendrick, Cornelius, Sarah, Belinda, Leslie and Florence.

and Florence couldn't make it because she shaved her mum's head bald.

Dinner was great as you can see, Sarah was there. haha.

After Dinner we each take turns to pee. We had competitions, like, who has the yellowest pee, the sweetest pee, the fastest to finish and the last one is The king of the Hill.

Leslie was the winner for the Yellowest and Sweetest and the Fastest to finsh one.
and LESTER LAI is the King of the Hill.
The losers had to drink the king's pee.
Belinda almost cried.

"You better Drink up Sarah!!"

"Eww Yuck! no!!"

"I say, DRINK IT!"

"EWW! No! Why?"

"You want a ride home or not?"

"Apalah you...fine.."

"It's alrite sarah! I'll drink half for you."

"you sure corn?"

"Yes I pasti."

2 gulps later.

"omg, wo bu nen liao...."

"there there, it's alrite corn, you did ur best."

"this is some good shit."

"THIS is some good shit." :P

"WEIII!! wo bu yao he ni de xiao pien ahh! wo SAK ni ohh!!!! cibai!"

"Oh Lester, I love the way that you make me feel..."

Haha, just joking about the Peeing competition. There wasn't one, but wouldnt it be so awesome if there is one!?

After that we went to this place called wheels were we chilled and drank. We saw this elephant at the roadside where Sarah tried to cut of it's tusks. Belinda was like trying to make a makeshift catapult with a poolstick and some balls while Jono was trying out all sorts of beverages to get rid of the pee taste. Then out of nowhere Gandalf came out....O well...

...Nevermind

The Next day, we went to have lunch at Fratini's by Boulevard. My mum took me there to buy s pair of swimming trunks before that. After ripping through at least a few dozen pairs, I finally got one. Sorry no pictures because you can blackmail me with it. haha. Then Kendrick picked me up from boulevard and Florence was there as my escort.

Group Picture at Fratini's

"Omg Florence, you look stunning now."

"yeah, I know right?"

"What's your secret!? Have you been working out??"

"Na ah."

"Oh wow?? What's your secret then? Cuz i wanna get my 6 packs laa.."

"Cannot tell you la, my mum dun let me."

"hmm...then are u eating some kind of secret food then?"

"I told you liao...I cannot tell you la!"

"Man.....you make me so sad laa...why dont want tell me!? hmph."

"Don't worry...Ken Daddy is here."

"but but....I sad la. and ur a player!"

"No baby, you're wrong, I was a player but now I'm a lover."

"I'll give you happiness, agony and will"

":)"

you guys wanna know how Leslie look like when he lost his virginity?

:O Why's your finger up my...

After that, we went to Florence house to have some hardcored group action. we used her car to go to Parkson to play bowling. LoL. Then we took some pictures around the cinema.

Then after that we went to play at Toys R Us.

Sarah has the most fun with the monkeys.

The Next day, Cassandra called me at 5.30am to have breakfast at 6am! Like,crazy right?? haha but anyway, I didnt go cuz i was too busy sleeping that time. Instead, she skipped school and we went for dimsum at Grand Palace instead. Then we went up to the suite she booked and wrestled. haha joking, we didnt wrestled, only dimsum. yummy.

"Yummy right??"

"MMMmmmmmm.....yes, very."

Then she dropped me at RIT to visit my friends there. She wanted more dimsum, but sadly, i don't have any left! :(

Me with the Cibai girl, I swear to God, she says Cibai more than Daryll!

The next day, the day I left.....so sad la..

My two cats. One is big ass like me, the other one is small malnurished like Daryll Ooi.

Me and my mum, Julian's biggest fear! haha

Before I left, I made a deal with my brother. When I see him again we both will have 6 packs abs!

Who do you think will be the winner?

Yeah, I know right? Im dead.

haha, well that's all for now. I've gotta click 'publish post' now before my sister's stupid homestay closes the modem!! they close it at 11pm. it's 11.05pm now! haha..love you all really.
Take care and love me too k.

Merry Xmas

2008-12-23T18:59:00.000-08:00

Well Well well....im updating my blog again just cuz tomorrow is Christmas...

Just came back from KL 3 days ago, I wanted to blog about it, but my mum somehow magically transported my cable to God knows where..So right now I'm playing indiana Jones and the angry mum. I will write about it as soon as I find my cable alright.

Well gained 4 kgs while I was in KL. Isn't that awesome? In less than a week I can gain 4kg...i wonder what will it be like if it's say a month..16kg?? hahaa...anyway, this holiday I'm just hanging out with my family I guess, all my friends are at I dun know where now. Holiday-ing with their family most probably, so I will meet most of them next year!

There's going to be a Brotherhood Reunion at 2nd January at, (don't ask me cuz they havent say where, and what time yet.). I'm kinda looking forward to it, but i really hope that it wont be just like 5-6 people. kao joi ah if reunion like that! and oh! Si comel is at KK now, and Ping just got back but she's going to Langkawi today till 3rd Jan...and she's goin back on 10th of Jan?? GG lorh this...I was supposed to go see her yesterday at thsi cardio class but i cant cuz it turns out that its an all-girls thingy...not that I'm afraid or what...It's cuz they wont let me in! haha.

Anyway.....Merry Christmas to all of u! And even though Santa Clause isnt real at all, Lester Lai is! lolol....

2008-12-10T17:42:00.000-08:00

LoL! heyyyy sorry for not updating for ages. I busy la ok. People in Miri already hai bu busy??

Anyway I've been in Miri for like 1 week plus only and so far everything is good. I can't stop eating! Everyday I just eat, abit cibai lorh i think. But I eat so much still can lose 3 kg!! hahaa.I have no idea how I managed to do it! diu, last night go open air I had one bowl of porridge, one ganmien and 1 and a half plate of that steamed chicken thingy...and after all that I'm STILL not really full yet. So..how's my diet goin??? sometimes its good and sometimes macam babi who has been starving for 3 weeks.

I hadn't been as hardcore in gym as how i was in Christchurch, just go GCM all the time to play Tennis with friends, well more like I give them free tennis lesson cuz they SUCK! Cibai can't hit too hard later give them nightmares at night. And the Gym at Gcm also abit dangerous lo, all full of rust de, I will die of Tetanus! and eh! Cibai man, my brother so slim now!! Before I left he was 94kg....Now when I'm back, I'M 94 and he's like 60 plus only.... Even My Dad got slimmer abit too!! haa and for some reasons, even though i gained 10kg, ppl still say that I look slimmer!! woohoo, i know magic, haa beat that andy!

Haven't really hung out with Julian them, we met like ONE time only! and we were being naughty boys and walking under the rain, so romantic laa!! haha..I cant wait to go to the Bhood reunion, just that they havent decided on the place, venue and time yet.. GG liao la this. Met Si Comel yesterday and the day before, he so sexy now la, his hair look like the hair of the models in sunsilk. When I smell it, my knees goes numb. Went to overnight, sorta at this girl's place but then nothing happened cuz she loves to say no! hahaa but her parents busuang so i had to run to si comel's house instead and rub feet with him and girl talk till 4am the next day. hint, Someone like Yee Ping ohh!!! haha and erm...going to KL this Sunday with family for about 1 week. and after that I think Yee Ping is coming back and Someone is going to be happy.

Anyway, that's all for now, dun really have any pictures yet cuz my N82 has some problem and im using this other phone which doesnt have a camera. See i so poor right???? haha mwahh love u guys.

2008-11-24T19:41:00.000-08:00

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Effing YESS!!

MY exams has ended! The Anal Rape has finally stopped! wohoo!!

I can walk properly again!!! haa!

8 facts about me

2008-11-19T01:01:00.000-08:00

I tagged myself.

8 Facts About me.

1) In this year, I've just used 1 bottle of shampoo (still got like 1/4 left), 1 toothpaste (got like 1/4 left too), 1 bottle of shower gel, shaving cream, face wash and hair cream. Kesi right?? LoL, that's because I just use my homestay's and that cibai china boy's stuff! (especially his tooth paste! lol every 3 weeks need to buy new one...and yet he doesnt finds it strange cuz he brushes his teeth ONCE a day.)...and I brush mine like 4-5 times a day...LOL

2) I can honestly say that I havent learnt anything in school this year. NOTHING. I don't know why I'm at school and what are the teachers for. I think this is bullshit, dont you?

3) When I first came here, I cried at the first few months because I miss all of you. HAH! LESTER?? CRY?? OMFG!!!

4) My room looks like the Amazon jungle, like literally, you can find GRASS on the floor, because I go out running sometime. and clothes are everywhere. shoes are all spread apart and my books are like the stars in the sky. Whenever my homestay walks in, they're like a kid in the zoo. But despite all this when they wanted to clean my room, with some form of magic I managed to clean everything up in just 1o minutes.

5) I eat ALOT here. Like ALOT. like for example just yesterday I had a quarter of chicken, 4 potatoes, half a bowl of salad (its a big bowl where we all share from). I gained around 10KGs when I came here. The most was like 16KGs more. haa.

6) I like cats. Do you know who's my one true friend here?? it's my homestay's cat named sky. She's the one who's there whether Im sad or happy and I'm going to miss her when I'm gone.

7) For some reasons, I'm not attracted to girls at all now. OMG serious problem ini...what have y

ou done to me dad.....haha. So, When I'm back to Miri, you guys better cure me.

8) I pee in the sink! shsssshhhh....NEVER tell anyone about this (but abit stupid la hor cuz I post it up in my blog and now everybody knows..haa). Well, it's nearer and I'm lazy to go to the bathroom and besides there's a mirror too :)

10 persons that I'll tag

1)Johnny Tiong

2)Oliver Yee

3) Julian Law

4)Felicity!

5)Ho Li Fen

6) Choo Yee Syuan

7) The BrotherHood

8) Captain Planet Sii Long Win.

The Bus Trip

2008-11-19T00:15:00.000-08:00

Well, I haven't updated my blog for quite a few days! haa...so yeah gonna update now la just for the sake of other ppl..

So anyway, I went to this bus trip on Last Saturday! It was my first time! haa. What happens is you get on this party bus and they take you to different clubs for the night. It was my friend's birthday and she asked me to go. and I KNOW that the exam starts in 4 days....haa...

Well it was alright at first I guess. The bus's name is called 'ScrewBalls.' like wtf man?? There werent many ppl in the bus though, like around 20 to 30-ish. There was this one-armed guy, poor him, a bunny, a devil, and this drunken butterfly girl-thing and 4 godzillas (haha!) and some dudes and oh! an Asian boy, me! The first club that we went too was soo boring! well cant blame them though cuz like, who the heck goes to pubs at frickkin 8pm??? Took some pictures over there, well there's not alot of pictures cuz my phone is fcked up but I got some from my friends,

Thats me, the 4 godzillas, the bunny and the skinny guy who's the bf of one of the Godzillas.

Thats me and erm...Roberta?? some stupid name that is..well I dun know her name la ok.

And that's erm..Lara I think. we will just call her the girl in red.

Haha, see all my friends so damn cool right that night? I hate my life...haha after like 30 minutes, we went to another pub. Everyone was really drunk already in the bus, we were dancing and drinking, well not me cuz im very guai de. And it was DISGUSTING, it smelt like sweat+farts in the bus, I don't know if it's only me cuz no one else seems to be bothered by it...Then like shit man, this one armed guy starts to make out with the bunny, like eww! I really wanted to leave this shitty party but I cant cuz we are 30km away from the city. :(

The next pub has a live band, they were alright but the songs they play sucks. Those fugly girls in my bus where like hard-out head banging to some shitty fuck song, "killing in the name of" or some stupid song. Then the next pub was called, 'the clock tower', I danced awhile and drank 4 cups of water. The next pub, I sat on the tables and watch rugby while going to the toilet ALOT to pee. and THANK GOD! that was the last one.

And this goddamn stupid bus driver dun know how so smart just simply drop us at town. When we got down no one knew where we were! and like almost everyone is drunk..ma hai. Then we walked to the city, which we did, eventually. Then everyone else is planning to go clubbing again, (I didnt really feel like it cuz they are too cool for me laa..) but anyway I just follow cuz i dun want to be a pussy. Then like one of them is already really super drunk. We asked her to go back home but nooo..she doesnt want and what did she do?? She lies on the ground, refuses to get up and throws a tantrum. hah! and shes 20 years old. and guess what? the cops came too!! LOL. At the end she went back cuz she doesnt want to be in jail....

And after that it pretty much just ruin the already ruined night. We were walking to the bus exchange and my friends were talking and one of them goes like, "I'm not happy." and some drunk white punks heard it and goes like, "Im not happy too." . and this girl goes, "FUCK YOU!" to them. and for no fking reasons, she comes and grabs my arm, pretending to be my gf. and fuck! if she's pretty then oklaa...but she looks like shrek+donkey combined.

Ma tiao, the guy and his friend walks up and was like,

"hey fuck! come on, you wanna fight?? you bitch, bring it on."

and his friend was like,

"Yeah, come on shit"

And we were just like ignoring them and continuing to walk off. In my head I was like, "Ma ci bai, GG liao lorh....Cibai this Cibaii girl, Ma fuck. tiao..." I wasnt afraid, but im really pissed off cuz I had a bad night and this bitch just made it worse. Then one of the guy tapped my shoulders. I stopped and turned back. and I swear to God that I'm not making this up, that guy literally just shut his mouth and his friend was like planning to walk slowly away and leaving him behind. I really wanted to punch him and stuff but I will get thrown into jail...but man! That guy face went white cuz he thought that I wont stop at all..and he didnt saw me at first, he thought that this girl's 'bf' is just some weak sissy boy. Hah!

But I've gotta give it to him too, he's not that big, he's skinny as fuck actually and I'm one half a head taller than him and he has got the guts to come and confront me, that is what you call brave.

And this cibai bitch, don't know her face how thick there..tiao..IF really fight I will beat her up as well. Didn't even say THANK YOU worh..mcb...

Anyway.....I missed my bus because of all this shit! The last bus doesnt goes pass my place but I have to catch it anyway and get dropped of at Riccarton Mall, which is like 3km away from my place and then from there I had to RUN back home at fking 1am in the morning. Well, it's good cuz I can cool down and get a workout!

So there you go, my night of clubbing. It's pretty shit I think, no wait, it's really shit. But I'm coming back on next Sunday and you Miri People, you better give me a good time! or else...haa.

2008-11-11T02:17:00.000-08:00

So Sad man...Bruno is going to Thailand tomorrow for training. I'm going to miss him really bad!! So sad laa.....No one to give me bruises anymore! how sad is that?? Anyway, Good Luck to him on his Match next year. You better become the World Under-21 Champion again or don't come back to find me!

Power rangers! woohoo.

See you soon in 4 months time! Good luck too, have fun training at Thailand!

Good luck to those SPM-ers.

2008-11-10T22:46:00.000-08:00

Today is the 1st day of SPM,

and I'm going to put it this way for some of you guys out there.

YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL!

GG LIAO LAA...

HAHAHAHAHA

Well, there's no other way of saying this, but you know that it's true so cheer up, smile. =)

9 more days till my sangat sangat besar punya huge exams!

Graduation

2008-11-06T13:37:00.000-08:00

I've Graduated.

10 months in St. Thomas of Canterbury College!!!! hmm, what can I say....

Well it has been a great year, and the whole year was kinda really too easy. Classes were awesome, the students just pretty much sit around and talk, I especially love History, you will never know what the hell is going to come up, one minute it can be watching Dragon Ball Z on YouTube to French Condom Advertisements, and the next it would be about this millionaire dude who built a sex dungeon under his house!

And I think I've done alot of stuff in school in just a year, I was in the Young Entreprise which was disbanded cuz we don't have enough people and cuz we suck! I was in the Weightlifting team which I quitted cuz the trainer sucks and doesnt even show up. and I was in the School's First Five basketball team at Centre, Now, we really SUCK pretty much on the first half of the tournament, with a record breaking of 1 win and 10 loss at the first season, but at the second half we got out FIRST ever VICTORY in God knows how many years. Man, that time was awesome, it was like we were cursed to not being able to shit and pee and that curse was lifted up and now we can shit and pee as much as we want to!

Then I represented my House team, "Marlow" in battle of the bands, which was great. Then I performed my own two songs in my school's musical night which is really cool and! I've got like 9 songs now and I'm in a band, sort of, with this other 15 year old boy...XD and like 8 and half of the songs were by me. Might be doing some gigs next year if I'm lucky, lol. Then I was chosen to be in the International committee which is awesome cuz I get a badge and eat free dimsum!! LOL, it was pretty much like this...

"Ok boys, so just order what you want ok."
"Alrite, thanks."

few minutes of ticking the tiny sheet of paper.

"ok, so there's 4 siew mai, 4 plates of chicken feet, 2 plates of shrimps, 3 plates of deep fried squid, 2 char sao bao, 3 plates of yam something bla bla bla..."
"yea, that's it and can we have a pot of crysanthemum tea too."
"sure thing."

After we have our feast.

"Ok boys, so how are we going to pay?" (Teacher looks at us.)
(I Turn over) "Psst...are we suppose to pay ka?"
Korean boy, Jonathan, China boy, Kuching boy- smiles.
(Teacher pays up.)

XDXDXD

LoL, I think she spent at least a hundred bucks on us! haha...O well, bet that she will remember us for life. We DID thought of paying her, but I've got a dollar and something cents only and this other guy had 20 cents. so fuck it.

Moving on....Came here and gained around roughly 16kg-ish, from 84 to a sexy 101kg! haha. But I was bulking up that time and now im trying to go down to around 88-89, im 92KG now,,.lol. I tried Boxing here cuz I was just too damn bored all the time, and it was pretty cool. Met this sexy Brazilian guy who works as a trainer there and became training partner with him, Bruno. Turns out he's the World Under-21 Mixed Martial Arts Champion and he's going to defend his title next year at 12th January 2009! I've got bruises that were out of this world from this guy! We sparr together sometimes and he teaches me some stuff. It's good to learn and all, but it hurts ALOT, like no joke, it fucking hurts. His Kick's max power is like a car going at 35 miles per hour! and when he kicked me, I couldnt walk properly for 2 mths...

And then! Like 2 days ago at my graduation rehearsal, after it ended we were waiting for the school bus and this guy was like wrestling with the other boys and me being a nice boy and all decided to teach them a few stuff. I told him to choke me from behind, he's like 6'2 and weighs around 110kg. Then I flicked him over and everyone just went @.@. Then for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time, the same thing happened over and over again, I had to stop because I made him bleed. muahahaha, take that u fat ass! Then this other guy came up to me and told me that he wanna sparr with me tommorrow at the school's gym.

The Next day, Sparring day, D-Day. I woke up feeling this unexplainable Joy deep within me. I went to school and waited for him at the Gym. We went to get the key and went in. My sexy History teacher then came in for a workout, and he watched us too.

Anyway, I started teaching him a few moves like what to do when u get choke, taught him what I did to the other guy but with ENHANCEMENTS! lol, I taught him how to break the hand when he drops him. Then, I taught him some groundwork. After that we sparred together, it was submission (see who taps out first). So yea, we had around 7 rounds and he tapped out SEVEN times....SEVEN. I was feeling sooo happy! Cuz I've never ever ever EVER EVER made anyone tap out before...(I've sparred with Bruno around over 100 time and not ONCE did I win...but he is after all the undefeated WORLD champion...lol.) It's a really good feeling knowing that you can beat someone up. The next day he came to school and told me that he's sore all over. His neck hurts, he cant feel his wrists, his shoulders feels like crap and there are MY handprints on his neck. LOL.

Gonna come back in less than 3 week's time. My BIG BIG HUGE SANGAT BESAR PUNYA test is coming up in 2 weeks time, and I've got the whole of next week off for study leave, gonna hopefully study till I shit and pee out blood. and! lol, dun think that I've forgotten about 'The Ultimate Battle Between Two Ferocious Tiger' AND! 'The Marriot Ressurected Bet.' O, it's on baby.

Plus, I will try to direct and make a Bhood Movie! and looking forward to the Bhood Reunion '08 and the 'End of the year cheerleaders and footballers Bhood Party'. lol. Anyway, it's been quite a while since I've done a really long post, so you all should be really happy now!! Thats all for today, love u guys, mwah.

2008-11-04T01:23:00.000-08:00

Quote from Johnny Tiong,

".......Anyway I'm practising my tennis these days! Wuuuuu~ Imma pawn you bro when I go back xD..."

WELL....Bring it on! haha

Graduating tomorrow! woohoo....and coming back in 3 weeks time!

The Black Mustang

2008-10-30T03:19:00.001-07:00

Tagged by Lifen, AGAIN!

1: The person who last tag you is
LIFEN! It's always her!! haha

2: Your relationship with him/her is:
My Daughter.

3: Your five impression of him/her:
A Fucking Awesome Horse Rider.

4: The most memorable thing he/she had done for you:
Gave me candy! woohoo.

5: The more memorable thing he/she had said to you:
"fuck u mum. =)"

6: If he/she become your lover, you will:
Learn to ride a horse first.

7: If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve will be:
Learn to recite the ABCs backwards! haha

8: If he/she become your enemy, you will :
Grab all of her pics, edit them and upload them into the internet. Then I will sneak into her house at the middle of the night, shave her bald and when she wakes up I will convince her that she's having a dream.

9: If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be:
She doesnt want ot give me half of her fried rice.

10: The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
Kneel down and rub her feet.

11: Your overall impression of him/her is:
The best daughter in the whole wide world.

12: How you think people around you will feel about you? :
They will go like, 'The fuck is this guy talking about?".

13: The characters you love yourself are:
I am not gay.

14: On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are:
Sometimes I am? haha!

15: The most ideal person you want to be is:
BATMAN!!

16: For people that care and like you, say something to them :
You guys have no idea of what shit you've gotten yourself into. and I love you too, lets share a coconut.

17: Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you:
1: LIFEN!
2: JOHNNY!!!
3: YEE SYUAN!!
4: JULIAN LAW!
5: OLIVER YEE
6:SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!
and fuck this, the others wont even bother replying my tags...

18: Who is no.6 having relationship with?:
Mary Jane

19: Is no.9 a male or female?:
it's a she-male.

20: What is no.2 studying about?:
Medicine thingy.

21: When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?:
Last night!

22: What kind of music band does no.8 like?:
The Milo Tin Band.

23: Does no.1 have any sibling?:
YES!!

24: Will you woo no.3? why?:
Not in a TrillionGAzillionBillion Years times 10. Because Im allergic to shrimps.

25: How about no.7?:
If she is Jessica Alba then a fuck yeah.

26: Is no.4 single?:
NO! he's with no.3 now. haha

27: What is the surname of no.5?:
YEE

28: What's the hobby of no.4?:
Doing Crazy Stunts and giving people bubble baths.

29: Does no.5 and no.9 get along well?:
Not at al

30: Where is no.2 studying at?
Perth

31: Talk something casually about no.1?:
She likes to wrestle in the mud with me, sometimes we play with jelly together but she usually owns me in that could she's just too skillful with slippery stuff. Once she swallowed a whole cucumber without even chewing or choking! And there's this one time where I dared her to streak around the school naked but she didnt want to do it and called me a stupid crazy bitch, so I bu suang and pulled her piggytail and she chased me around the whole school but she couldnt catch me cause her puny little legs arent able to support her sexy hot body so she called her horse, 'The Black Mustang" and chased after me. BUT she couldnt find me cause I was hiding up on a tree. And If u look closely into her eyes, you could see mickey mouse dancing with minnie mouse and goofy is running about with donald duck who's apparently holding something which seems like a yellow thong.

32: How you tried developing feeling for no.8?:
Yes!

33: Where does no.9 live at?:
Your momma's house.

34: What colour does no.4 like?:
Pink and Violet

35: Are no.5 and 1 best friend?:
Yes of course they are.

36: Does no.1 have any pets?:
Yes la, "the black mustang"

37: Is no.1 the sexiest person in the world?:
OMG! U kidding me? she's HOTTTTT...psssstttttt (steam coming out.)

38: What is no.6 doing now?:
Playing sticky fingers.

tagged by lifen

2008-10-29T02:44:00.000-07:00

Tagged by LIFEN! WOOOHOOOO

What is your ambition?
Aww, come on, you know this. The aspiring singer in nightclubs who's running away from loan sharks laa...

Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriends?
Depends. If my friends are hot girls, then "O helllooo...:" and if they are bunch of mutated apes who escaped from the animal testing facility then. "Hey guys, wanna back massage?"

How often do you think of commiting suicide?
You have no idea how many times I thought of it during my tramping trip with 10 guys....

Do you think you have enough confidence?
Not at all! I think that Im as shy as a little kitten. meow.

How many babies do you want?
IF I can give birth to babies, I will go all the way babeh....push it to the limits!....2. hahaha.

Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
Lu bodoh ka? If after rain no rainbow, its like when you shit, no shit come out.

What is your goal for this year?
Get into fucking uni. Win the ultimate battle between two ferocious tiger.

Do you believe in eternity love?
Of course I do.

Whats a perfect boyfriend/girlfriend like to you? (List 10)
-doesnt smell
-Doesnt have a tail
-Doesnt disappear mysteriously during a fullmoon
-Must NOT look like my father
-When I say speak, u ask "What language" when I say massage u ask "where??" and when I say jump u ask, "how high."
-I DO NOT want like when I say speak, u reply, "U shuddup la diao..", when I say massage you will reply me, "You crazy haa?? Massage? U want eat my shit ha?", and when I say jump, you go, "Ma de...Jump your head ah, come wash my feet now." - NO! NO! NO! NO!
-Doesnt suck my blood.
-Bodyparts stays in place and doesnt have a funky smell
-I big NO if there's any squirrells or birdnests on the armpits. (hi wendy. XDXDXD)
-Isnt air inflated.

What are you really afraid of?
Myself. No, really.

What is your opinion in distance relationship?
It's awesome, means that you can do watever you want cuz that bitch is million of miles away...muahahaha..

Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
NOPE. I honestly can say that I dun have much close friends. The closest ones are the hoods and yea, thats it I guess. and oh! Lifen! lol

What does flying mean to you?
It could either mean that I'm on a plane or someone stuff a 12 inch metal pole up my ass.

What do you crave for the most currently?
Going back to Miri.

Are you single/in a relationship?
Oh, I just discovered my true self, I met this hot spanish guy while i was sunbathing........Im single laa.

Describe in 7 words the person who tagged you.
Check her out in my blog ok.

What have you done to yourself to make u happy?
Laugh as the fucking china boy's bracelet breaks and the beads falls to the ground, and tat idiot would be screaming and scrambling to pick you the beads as if he's competing with his imaginary china friends

What will you become in another 10 years to come?
The Greatest Man The world has ever seen.

Which one would you rather do? A chick with a dick or a man with a pussy?
A chick with a dick! LoL. well, what would YOU do then???

(Subtract one question from above and make up ur own personal question and tag 7 persons)

(I only tag people whom I know will reply.)
-Johnny Tiong
-Oliver Yee
-Katherine Lee
- Not Daryll Ooi
-Choo Yee Syuan
- Sii Long Win
-Aarom Tham.

everything is all good here ;)

2008-10-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

LoL, apparently my dad found out about my blog. woohoo. Plus now I have a bodyguard and one of my fingernails can talk! woohoo again. And! Im coming back in like 33 or so days. woohoo again again.

So...anyway...sorry for not updating or posting anything up for a really really really reallly long time, I just got sort of bored of this whole stupid blogging thing, yes. it's stupid. but Im doing it now just for the heck of it, cuz i've got 20 minutes to kill before I go to gym.

As for school....hmmm, i guess its alright. I got nominated for 'Basketballer of the Year 2008 Award.' but I didnt get it cuz some white boy got it. Went for the Sports Award dinner on Wednesday and gosh, did I feel different.....among the 430 people who went there, I was the ONLY Malaysian Chinese there...LoL.

Now for my school work and assignments....hmmm okoklah. PE I've done everything. I feel so happy that im so kesi. I think its 22 credits in all and I'm the only one who completed it all! woohoo..Drama is erm, i've got 8 credits, and i think im gonna ditch the other assignment and combine my credits with my history one.

and English is the meanest bitch of all. I've got a 1000 word essay to complete, Wide reading assignment of 9 books, Research assignment, and this other assignment on 3 texts.

Math is ok for me, I've got my numeracy credits already so as far as I know, maths can fuck off and play with my marbles. Music is alright, well honestly, music doesnt matter at all since its Level 1. I only sit around and compose music! and theres this dumbass who made a song on hot bread in the morning and like 90% of it is by me! lol, and another song called summer made by you and again, 90% is made by me and he's using it for his composition assignment and solo performance assignment, which is like 14 credits in total! haha, but its alright cuz hes my good friend....XD, the things I do for my friends. lol.

Now as for my gym...Still as crazy as before, just that havent started running yet cuz my leg hurts!! so I just swim for cardio. I still do boxing but it's starting to get boring!! I wanna use my legs and elbows and my whole body too laa...I might just go do MMA instead! lol...

so in conclusion....

Everything is all good here. ;)

2008-10-15T03:56:00.000-07:00

!Attention!

This Blog is NOT Dead Yet....

It's Just that I'm too busy now.

Interior monologue

wah...u can busy de meh? Lester worh..

Of cuz laa, Im also human ok.

BUT...LESTER WORHH

Tiao, why am I even talking to myself now..

LESTERRRR WORRRHHH

Say my name one more time and i swear that I will...

LESTER WOOO...

#@#$$%

boring boring boring.

2008-10-06T05:35:00.000-07:00

Man.....I think I've overdone it today....XD. Today was like a super marathon or something like that...

I start of at 2.00pm by cycling to gym, 3km.
Then I swam 40 laps in the pool.
Then, I ran on the treadmill for 20 minutes.
Then, still not dead yet, I went down to the basketball courts, pulled some bench together and jump over it and then on it for 40 times.
Then, STILL not unconscious, I played 2 on 2 with some random people for and 1 hour and 30 minutes, i think. The score was like 100-52?? xD
Then after that, still not yet finished, I played 1 on 1 soccer with Bruno.
and to finish it off, I cycled 3km back again, reaching my place at 7pm!

So there you go, 5 hours of pleasure. I felt sooo tired and worn out, and went to bed at 9.30pm, but you know what?!?! I was wide awake till 12.47pm man! for 3 hours, i lay on my bed doing nothing! Then I woke up at went to have instant noodles.

It's 2am now, I just updated the Brotherhoodblog, at http://thebhoodblog.blogspot.com/. Someone is going to be a happy rabbit. And well, I'm going to bed now.

and oh! My holiday last week was totally wasted! didnt do anything at all! godemnit.

The Quotes.

2008-09-28T22:37:00.000-07:00

Remember when I said that I was gonna collect Ken's quotes and post it up???

Well..I have been so hardworkingly complied all of Kendrick's quotes, dating way way way back months ago! lol...

KENDRICK’s Quotes

<3>(25 may 2008, 11.17pm, Sunday.)

Leave comment in kendrickkho.blogspot.com =) (28 May 2008, 2.54pm)

Wei Ai Shou Shang (15th June 2008.)

What more do I have to say. (15th June 2008.)

U’ll will finally see thru that a hero lies in you. (16th June, 2008.)

Let me show u now that I am for real. (16th June, 2008.)

BabyDear <3>

You took my heart; and tore it apart (4th July, 2008)

Happy bthday mui, lotsa love from kor and da shao <3>

You’re number one, always in my heart #01 (26th June, 2008.)

Reminiscing all the time we had together. <3>

Reminiscing <3>

Kendrickkho.blogspot.com (updated)- reminiscing <3>

How did I fall in love with you ? (3rd July, 2008)

Breaking everything (5th July, 2008)

I do cherish you for the rest of my life. You don’t have to think twice. (5th July, 2008)

4 things that ain’t to be broken in life. Trust; Relations; Hearts & Promises. (6th July, 2008)

Kiss me tenderly (17th July, 2008)

Dance like there’s no tomorrow. (5th August, 2008.)

wiLbCometRue. (12th August, 2008.)

New hope arise (20th August, 2008.)

Dancing in the rain (24th August, 2008)

Compare and Contrast (25th August, 2008)

Roc candy <3.>

Love’s like a knife; it can stab d heart or carve wonderful images into d soul that will last a lifetime. (29th August, 2008.)

Zhen me yang cai neng rang shi jian dao liu. (31st August, 2008)

I know, u know. Guilty kills. (31st August, 2008)

Wo bu nen zai pei ni. Da ying wo. Hao hao de huo xia qu. =) (31st August, 2008.)

Wishes do come true =/ (5th September, 2008)

I don’t wanna let u go. (7th September, 2008)

I try my best to let u see hope behind the pain (8th September, 2008)

Shuo ni hui yong yuan pei zhe wo (16th September, 2008)

Bitter or sour? (18th September, 2008)

I love u once, I love u still, I always have, I always will (19th September, 2008)

To give the best of mine till the end of time. (25th September, 2008)

J, wo hui bi yi qian hai gen ai ni le. ( 27th September,2008)

Where do I stand in your heart? (28th September, 2008)

I tot u would be there for me, this I confess (28th, September, 2008.)

Theres no other way than to say goodbye. (29th September, 2008)

lalalala....

Holiday

2008-09-27T18:04:00.000-07:00

My school holidays just started. Spent most of the weekends in my house! It wasnt that bad laa, I get to live like a normal person for two days straight! woohooo...Cuz starting from the next 2 weeks my week is going to be packed!

Im gonna do.....

1) Swiming
2) Gym, as usual.
3) Boxing
4) Basketball
5) Learn some more guitar skills
6) Maths revision
7) English Creative writing assignment.
8) History Research assignment
9) PE Swiming review/appraisal assignment.
10) PE Childhood Obesity in New Zealand assignment.
11) English Wide reading assignment

anyway...Went out on Friday with my school friend. It was BORING. Shit. 2 guys walking around town, well 3 actually but the other one went to 'piss at some alleyway', and then gone missing....like wtf?! but it was good cuz my friend bought me all the drinks.

And erm...This week is by FAR the busiest week I had.. For the first time EVER I felt like I was in SCHOOL again! haha, I've handed in 2 english assignments, 2 PE assignments, done 1 PE test, STARTED my history assignment and Handed in my Drama assignment. God, I'm so proud of myself now~...lol..

and well, that about sums it up for last week...I'll try to figure something up to post about next time. Love u guys, mwahss

TAGGED BY: Lifen.

2008-09-24T19:31:00.000-07:00

The person who tag you is?
-Ho Li Fen, aka The Horny Devil aka The horserider aka The' 'Wild night in Bintulu,' Aka Baby Pornstar.....awesome right her name!?!

What relationship of you with him/her?
-My lil baby girl who's gonna shine in the entertainment industry. Y'all better watch out for her face on billboards!

Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
- 1. She's sexy.
2. She's not so sexy in the morning.
3. She's the sexiest at night time, particulary between 8-10pm.
4. Big eyes.
5. and u know what ppl say about big eyed girls right?? winkwink....lol

The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you?
-Who could have ever forget about last year's Valentine's day hor?? xDxD and yea, guitar signing and times at school. lol.

The most memorable word that he/she said to you?
-Mummy, fuck you.

If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
-I will grow mango trees and go deep sea fishing and give her the fish that I caught.

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
-I will write her name in RED ink! haha!

If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on?
-Mountain biking skills and Boxing techniques.

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is....
-Not wanting to bend over to tie my shoe laces.

The most desirable thing to do for him.her is?
-I have no idea...Play tea party with her i guess.

The overall impression to he/her is...
-She's so awesomely sexy.

How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
-they will be like..."the fuck? Mango trees??? haa?"

The character for you for yourself is?
- A demigod trapped in a cellphone. Then i became a faber castle pen and now im an empty low fat yogurt container.

On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
-My overwhelming sexyness.

The most ideal person you want to be is?
-LIFEN

For the person who cares and likes you, you say something about them.
-I like you too, U want my shoelaces?

Ten people to tag :
1) Johnny Tiong
2) Oliver Yee
3) Grace Suling
4) Emma LO LO MA
5) Cass the whale.
6) Jamie something
7) Aaron tham
8) The brotherhoodblogspot.com
9)Daryll Ooi
10) DAryll Ooi's mum.

Who is number 2 having relationship with?
-Some white princess.

Is number 3 a male or female?
Female laa

If number 7 and no.10 be together, would it be a good thing?
-like DUH!?!?! how AWESOME will that be!?!?!? hahaaa

How about number 5 and number 8?
-Can she HANDLE it?

What is number 1 studying about?
-Medicine thingy i think.

When was the last time u had a chat withthem?
-Last week?

Is number 4 a single?
-Nope! she's with....XDXD...my lil man. lol

Say something for no. 2:
-Strawberries are best eaten while its still cold, its AWESOME when its on ice cream and stuff. Yum.

The speech

2008-09-19T00:38:00.000-07:00

LoL! So yeah, I did my speech about Malaysia this morning it was fking AWESOME. I pratically made it up as I was speaking. I actually wanted to try and make some preparations, but I woke up late today and had to go meet the people from Canterbury University about my courses...sooo, too bad loh...

Haha, anyway, there was a power point presentation too, and Im to speak as the slide shows are showing.. I started talking about Malaysia, how we so awesomely lived on trees and so gracefully chopped heads of everyone and anyone. Then I talked about some of the food found in Malaysia...and then, next is school...and

OUT CAME THIS.

oh yeah baby....xDxD

The brotherhood

Julian rotaning us. xD

GGGGGGGGGggggGGGGGGggGGGGGGGggggggg........

At first like the 'school' section's picture was of some random students standing infront of some school, then I like, ask them if they want to change the pictures or not cuz I have some....and Voila~....xDxD

Everyone was like WTF? but it was all good. LoL, there were only like 500 people there nyea bah. so no worries. :)

Then I talked about the religion, Shopping complexes, BITCHES (beaches), and stuff like that.

I wanted to sing our national anthem, 'Negaraku', but then I think to myself....'hiyaa, no need la, siao meh? I know u want to be a young struggling aspiring musician but common man...not like this...." ... XD. Jonathon Bong carried the Malaysian Flag.

After that we have another presentation by the year 8 and 9 korean boys, it was about what they have done in NZ for this year, and their english was so terribly impaired that it sounded like a chicken having its feather plucked alive.

And suprisingly, my speech went pretty well, I was expecting myself to freeze and dun know what to say...And next year, Im gonna do Law and Music. xDxD, shsssshh...my dad doesnt know about the Music part yet, it's gonna be my 'coming-back' present for him. hahaaa....

And well, that's all for today. Holiday starts in a weeks time, my ankle still hurts.

Love u guys, mwahss

100th.

2008-09-18T00:42:00.000-07:00

woooohooooo...

This is my 100th post!.

Today I sprained my RIGHT ankle AGAIN.

.......Man! I think I've achieved a new personal best record.

"In a period of less than one year, I'd sprained my left ankle 5times and my right ankle 4 times!"

Instead of 'Shitspitter', I should change it to 'Ankletwister' or something like that....'Andy' maybe? hahaaa... 'ARGH! my back!!!!' XDXDXDXD...

Anyway, I've survived 2 weeks with only 94 cents in my freaakking bank account. It was HARD. The stupid bank mistakenly sent the money to some bugger account at fking Australia......like wtf?? But thank God I got it today! Phew...

Tomorrow, I'm going to have to make a presentation about Malaysia....It's International Week this week. I still have no idea of what to say yet. They have prepared a Power point for me, It's basically pictures of satay, roti canai, KLCC tower, some beach, some caves and hills....and they expect me to make a presentation from thiss????

In my school they are only THREE Malaysian, me, JONATHAN BONG (from miri, From RRSS! xD) and Eric, some dude from kuching.

And how I sprained my ankle u ask? Well, there was a basketball competition today, International Students VS Local Students. The international team has like only ME who is in the school's first 5 team....=.=, and the rest of us are like year 10 players, 14-15 years old....xDxD. The Local students are like 3 quarters of the First 5 players and ex-first five players...

I sprained my ankle at the first half of the game...bummer. At the end we lost....by 8 points only...Im kinda impressed! Thank god we didnt lose by like 40 points or so! lol...

My school holidays is in a week's time, starts at the 26th. And I think Im gonna go back Miri at 25th of November 2008!!!! I hope that there's a flight on that day so I can make it just in time for the RIT 2008 Prom at 27th of November 2008! xD. 25th of november is the last day of the NCEA examinations...HISTORY, OMFGKILLMENOW. It's at the morning, so I hope that i can get a flight at nighttime, then that will be soooo awesome!

So dearest New Zealand Airlines and Brunei Airlines, PLEASEEEE gimme a flight on 25th of November 2008 at nighttime...PLEASE.

anyway, that's all from me now. Love u guys, mwah (Have u guys noticed that I always end my post like this?) xD

Happy birthday Grace

2008-09-10T05:04:00.000-07:00

First of all...

Happy Birthday Grace!!

She's the crazy ass warrior princess with iron hands. I think she turned 14 on the 9th of september! xD . hope u grow taller and ur boobs get bigger! LOL.. ok im gonna stop now before I get anal rape.

Anyway........ I've been really lazy in updating my blog these past few days...cant blame me for having a fking boring life!!

Hmmm.....well just started boxing again, been 1 mth already i think but anyway, the reason I updated today is because...I sang 2 songs at my school's Musical evening just now, so got stuff to post about liao la! I found out about this on MONDAY,

"Lester do u want to perform on the Musical Evening?"

"yeah sure. when isit?"

"On wednesday and Thursday."

"alright, no problem, what time does it start?"

"It starts at 7.30 bur u have to be here by 7 on this weds."

"THIS Wednesday??" ....GG lor...

"yeah, u must give me the song list by today so that we can finalize the booklets."

Basically, on Monday I was at class for 15 mins and then ditched class to play bball!

On Tuesday my teacher gone psycho on me and was demanding for me to tell him the songs that im goin to play. So I grabbed a guitar and went into one of the music room, I sat down and started weeping. lol, i didnt weep laa...I just brainstormed for ideas. I chosed to play 2 songs.

The first one is called 'Can't hide', and nope, you guys havent heard this one before, nor have u heard any of my other songs before...except maybe 'I want to Know' or ' His name is Julian.'. haha! 'Can't hide' was written like months ago, but then I ran out of ideas and ditched it, Back then I've just got the guitar part for the rhytmn, intro, chorus and stuff like that. Then 4 days ago I started writing the lyrics, who knows chun chun 2 days later I found out about this musical evening! So I decided, why not!? sing nyea la...but the only problem is that I've got only a verse and the chorus!! xDxDxD but like an hour before the concert starts, I finished the lyrics. Thank god! It's basically an emo song about me unabling to fight or hide or no more, but it didnt say from what and why. AND i'm not emo, just becuz i write songs like that doesnt mean im like that!

The second one is called 'I want to know.' Well, most of u already know this song laa. I've sang this song over and over again like MILLIONS of times....It was composed last year during the RRSS orientation period. I think it's sorta awesome. Its about stuff that I want to know from a girl. I chosed this cuz it's the one that i can remember most and easiest!

I was the fifth one. My heart was like thumping! and the dry ice smoke was soo thick man....So anyway, I arranged the mics and stuff and then talked about my songs. Then it begins...."Can't hide' was good i think, only the solo part was kinda messy! haha. Then next was 'I want to know', now, a very cibai thing happened, as I was singing, my PHONE started to RING from a txt message, i was like SHITTTTTT......but i ignored it and continued singing! The spotlight was like shining directly on my face, and everywhere else is black. It's good cuz i cant really see the audience, but the audience can see the sexiness of mua. After my performance everyone was clapping and stuff, im sooo glad that it's over! 6 credits babeh!!! wooohoo....lol

So anyway, just a quick summary of the songs I have already and those which are still in progress...

1) I want to know (completed- 2007)

2) His name is Julian (completed- 2007)

3) I met you (incomplete- 2007-???)

4)The sarawak Champion song (completed-2007) -but I kinda forget most of it already..

5)Freedom (incomplete-2007-???)

6) I'll be leaving you. (completed- 2007/2008)

7) Mr. Yong's Song. (completed-2007), lyrics by Chung hua students! xDxD

8)Falling for you. (incomplete-2007-????)

9) Can't hide (2008)

10) The story (2007-????)

11) Some group performance shit thingy (2008-????)

haha, maybe i should just abandon my target of getting into the Law faculty and become a struggling young musician, hiding from loan sharks and earning money from gigs at nightclubs eh?? lol..

the masquerade ball 08

2008-09-08T03:26:00.000-07:00

I was at a Masquerade Ball 2 weeks ago! Finally got NOT-lazy and decided to blog about it...It was by the Singapore Club of the University of Canterbury, I've got connections! haha...It was for a good purpose! like, $5 is going to UNICEF, which is some organisation that helps poor people in Africa...

Hmm...Masquerade eh?? What mask did u wear lester???

Well, I'll tell you what mask I wore!!! I went there as......

The Red Ranger!

woohoo

taadaa...

I went there with a group of friends.

The Group of friends. Notice that they are all girls! XDXD

The red one with the black masked is called, Sabrina..i think. Just met her randomly that night. The other red one is called The phoenix, The blondey is called zarra, the red ranger is called Lester Lai and the Batgirl is called The hidden dragon.

Us bonding...lol

I was like moving away so that I'm not blocking, but someone took a picture of it and i think it looks awesome! haha...and I think that we matched right right??

Me and Shing

and somehow, she kinda looks like wen wen (choo wen wen! or watever her name is...), neh that clever girl at class 5A at rrss ahh...

And this here is Bruno, my training partner who beats the shit out of me everytime!!

And this here are my church's friend, evlyn, Deb aka mrs Lai! and Ben the boy from india (like seriously, he was born at raised at india!!!!!)

Adeline (my driver..lol..), evlyn, Marcus and benny lava.

Red ranger, Christopher and some random thick-face guy who i dun know but still want to be in the picture.......

lalala

and damn, was I tired...

After that I went clubbing, I FELL down head first when I was at 'Shooters', cibai couldnt see the steps!! and the bouncers almost kicked me out cuz they thought that i was drunk....When I was there for the first time, i was kicked out for dressing unappropriately...xDxDxD...I was like wearing a singlet! And the bouncers beh song my sexiness!!

and hmmm...yesterday was the Mooncake festival..Just went to have dinner with my church friends after mass and well, that's it...My school's formal is this saturday! and erm...school holiday is in 2 weeks time!

school is crap

2008-09-02T02:52:00.000-07:00

Didn't go to school today cuz i was sick! woohoo..Well, I felt worse yesterday and I still went to school. I actually felt much much more better today! but still, i was 'sick' ok?! I've still got 3 more weeks of school left and I think it's all just bullshit since there's no point of it anymore as the tests are over. The only 'main' thing going on now is the Senior Formal, The Rugby League and The Year 11-12 subject choices and The Variety Concert which are all just plain tahilembu to me. =)

I pretty much just slept for most of the day, I woke up at around 8am feeling so awesome but I dare not to go out of my room cuz my plan was to stay back home for being sick....So, i went back to bed and woke up at 10am, and can u believe it? I felt worse than how I was at 8am! I was like, fucking hell....

Then my day was pretty much just sitting infront of the tv watching talkshows. I had lunch and then went back to bed again and got up just in time for dinner. XD

Oh!! I was suppose to go out to the movies with a girl tonight, but I holan-ed her. XD, I was sick alright....and I dun know what my homestay parents will say, they will be like, "you cibai ha? Sick and din go school still can go out and watch movie mehh??" so yeah, I didnt go. and I had a headache that time too ok.

So like after my shower I was in my room doing my own private very-important stuffs when there's a knock at the door with that all so familiar accent. *3 knocks....'Lesterrrr..'

ah fuck you, go back to China....

The first time he knocked I had to walk all the way with him to the shops to get his phonecard.
The Second time he knocked I had to walk him to the shops again.
The third time he knocked I had to explain to him about the internet company
The fourth time he knocked he was asking me about some fox who jumped over some fence..wtf??

Gosh...he sure likes to knock on my door eh??

and this time, i was expecting something like, "Lester...something's wrong with my body, I dun understand what's going on, 'stuff' are starting to grow out from *ahem places and my body is feeling weird now...." but nah, it was something else.

*hands leaning on the door as if he's a sexy hollywood sexbomb.

"hey Lester....ni shen bing ma?" (are you sick my sweet hunny bunny?)
"ump, yeap, wo shen bing." (oh, come and make love to me for the reason of my sickness is the absence of your presence.)
"Nah, gei ni zhi ge ke yao." (Oh my sweet dear most precious gem, I offer to a gift of love.)

*hands over a box with chinese writings.

"oh, thanks." (O most sexy one, I thank you and will gladly spread my legs for you, be it rain or shine, night or day...)
"Bu ke chi, bye." (I love you, You love me, We are happy family, With a great big heart and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me. *repeat. )

He gave me something to suck on. xD, well it's just a box of chinese medicine. which is really really really really nice of him! It kinda touched me, i mean what he did, not like he really touched me.

Well, guess that I'll have something to suck on tonight before I go to sleep eh? haha. And that's all for today, Gonna go back to school tml...=(. Love u guys, mwahs.

Uk UK Uk UK Uk UK

2008-08-31T04:48:00.000-07:00

hmmmm.....Selamat Hari Kebangsaan.....yay for Malaysia for being free...woohoo... and once again im sick!! :(.

And Today, Yeeping is going to UK. sooo sad....... :( :( :(

Known her for like 10 years plus?? Since when I was a fat lil sexy tiger back at Sekolah Rendah Sri Mawar till now! We were together during Our Primary school years. Back then She was a total bitch. No, seriously, to ME, she was the meanest bitch ever! She called me FAT and to make things worse, she called me fat in THREE different languages and u know how I feel about people calling me fat right? haha..but you can say that she's one of the MANY that motivated me to become all so hawt and sexy now. XD. She was a really active girl back then! and I still think she is. She use to climb up poles and tables all the time, and me and my friends would be leaning on the table starring at something. LoL! kidding!! haha....and now..picture time...

I know that you're most probably gonna be super frickin pissed if U see this picture on my blog since I took it off your phone without your permission....XD. (we were at Mega Hotel and me and Daryll Daryll Daryll Daryll Daryll Kidnapped her phone and went to the toilet...XD, goodtimes...) but still, no matter how many times or how hard you're gonna whip me with a metal chain or a spiked ball, I will still love you.

Then we were also in the same class in Chung Hua, i think. And then I moved to RIAM ROAD SECONDARY SCHOOL.....wo yi ding yao jiu yi ding nen! Some say it's Chung hua in disguise?? haha! and then we stopped contact with each other for a year plus i think, only seeing her during her school concert and well...erm...yeah, that's it.

Then Like last year about 3-4 weeks before I'm leaving to NZ, we started hanging out with each other again. All thanks to Daryll Ooi, aka Si Comel. Man...that time was like, EVERYDAY the six of us : Me, Daryll, Doreen, Yeeping, Cass and Pollux will be going out at 7am and coming back home at EARLIEST 11.30pm. Yes, It drove our mum crazy....especially MINE! haha!! well, most of the reasons of why we were back was becuz most of the time we were circling around thinking of places to go or stuff to do...

and now, one of the many pictures which were stolen by me and my beloved si comel....

by this point, she will be grinding her teeth and sharpening her butter knife.....but ping, when ur slicing me up with your butter knife, know that i still love you. XD

And now...today....at 'tanggal tiga puluh satu... bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh,,,merdeka..merdeka..hari yang mulia...' (LOL, it's a song alrite!?) Yee Ping leaves for UK, she's going to Singapore first for 2-3 days by herself and then her parents will join her then and follow her to UK... what a sissy....I came here all by myself! XDXDXD...

Facts about Yee Ping

~ She can shake her ass. like seriously. im not joking.

~She made up a word and it's called 'Banapple.'

~She can drive but she doesnt let me drive her car!! I wonder why.

~She's an AWESOME singer, and i've got the recordings of her singing.

~She made me wear a girl's t-shirt and took pictures in it. XD

~She Doesnt know the existence of this blog, which explains why I'm still living.

~She can't do anything to me even though she finds out, as She will most probably be at UK at that time and I will be save and sound at Christchurch

~She's coming back to Miri at December.....help mee.....but that is if she finds out laa...teehee.

~She's actually a really nice and caring person! Which actually gave me quite a shock XD

~ I'm gonna miss her.

haha, well....take note that most of the facts on ping does seemed highly unlikely to be true, but it is! haha....

and what did I do today??? hmm..nothing much really. Just went to play bball with some friends today which as usual i PAWNED them gao gao till they feel like going back to taiwan and suck on their daddy's nipples. My legs are sooo very very sore today! my butt cheeks hurts like mad and my right knee is very painful. =(

and I've got a really really bad cough. fuck that stupid girl who pulled away my blanket when i was at her place....(oopsie, shouldnt have said that..but...watever la.)

I've got 3 more weeks of school then it's holiday time!!! wooohooo, time to get fat again! haha, i HATE holidays cuz I will get bored and end up getting fat!!! stupid christchurch so boring and nothing to do, NOTHING.

and well, my senior formal is in 2 weeks time. Still thinking about whether to go or not....

1) it costs $120.

2) I need to rent a suit which costs around $150??

3) total cost = around $300, which is like RM 710.00??

4) I don't have a date. XD

5) I dun want to go there and be like an idiot.

well, we shall see then eh? Im still deciding...haha..

and that's all for today and I think that I'm gonna be late for school tml again cuz it's now 1.30am and Im still here....O well....

Love u guys, mwahhs

Happy Birthday Julian!!

2008-08-27T03:14:00.000-07:00

Finally, My tests are over! woohoo...

History was a bitch today. Had to write 2 essays and they have to be at least 800 words! I think my first essay was alrite but my 2nd one was just utter yummy bullcrap. Maybe it's cuz i only studied for one essay only! haha, but i think its better for me to pass one instead of failing both right??

I've got tml free and on friday is my PE biathlon, and i couldnt be bothered to do it, i mean like, how do u expect me to run 3km then cycle for 16km and run 3km again by at least 1 hour and 15 mins to PASS with a fucked up ankle and NO, i repeat NO means of transport to get there and only a cheap ass $100 mountain bike that starts to squeal after my first week of using them?? hahaha....so mr cooper u can kiss my ass and have some dumplings. have a nice day, =)

Anyway, do you know what day is today!????!!!!!????!!!!

It's Julian Law Ju Ling's BIRTHDAY!!!!

~WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Sorry that i couldnt be there with you bro, but if one day, i am forced to bend over, i will gladly bend down for you! XDXD that sounded so gay! lol!

Anyway, what can I say about Julian. He's an AWESOME man, note that i didnt call him a guy or a boy, i call him a MAN. Which just shows how much respect I have for him cuz i dun call alot of people 'man'. Heck, I call DARYLL OOI, SI COMEL. XDXD...

He makes girls blush, just like how he made Kendrick Kho blushed here....*awww

Julian wo ai ni....

I met him like 2 and a half years ago when i was in Form 4 in RRSS during the Beginner chinese class. and my chinese teacher that time was that girl with the SEXY MARK ON HER EYE! XDXD.

Last year he had this huge party at his place. I wonder if he's having a party now.....hmmmm.....

and oh! did u know about his GF? haha, well for those ppl who didn't know, Im gonna let u know.

Presenting Julian Law & Syuanese.

Doing what they do best......

You've got the Ice-Cream...

The hotdogs...

The cupcakes....

and the Jagung...

And that's all from me today. I might do another post abt julian in the Brotherhood blog, so go check it out a few days later or so...haha

Love u guys, mwahss..

tears of joy

2008-08-22T02:40:00.000-07:00

We lost. 67-71. It was alrite since I was playing with a TWISTED ankle. XD and to make things worse only like 4 of the first five team was there, and we had to call 2 players from the social team! XDXD but good also la, since they are rugby players and can scare the shit out of people! haha.

My ankle's better today, but now, my right knees hurt too...=(

anyway, today i had my Music test and i was DAMN SHOCKED. I was like WTFOMGUWANNAKENAROGOLHAAA?!?! But i think I ACED it baby. MY dad is gonna be SO damn proud of me! YESHHH!!! ...=( *tears of joy. and next week is gonna be the BIG test. So really goonna have to STUDY tomorrow and SUNDAY!. I;ve got Maths on monday, English on Tuesday, HISTORY on WEDNESDAY (sangat fakin cibai ini.) and PE on Friday...Wooohoooo....

and that's all for today, i just cant be bothered to write anymore stuff ay..Love u guys, mwah

The Awesome-ness

2008-08-20T20:45:00.000-07:00

The Fuck. I sprained my right ankle. =)

Tomorrow's the U18, Division 1 Basketball Finals.

How AWESOME is that!?

And Next Friday is the PE Biathlon.

Gonna run for 6km and cycle for 16km.

How AWESOME is that!?

And next week, the Term test stars.

AWESOME right!??

Haha, it's going to be AWESOME, i tell you, Fricking AWESOME.

20 things to do.

2008-08-19T02:48:00.000-07:00

Hi guys. Today was alrite. And Im soo tired now. And i dun know what to write about. Well, I cycled to gym. Then worked out for an hour and Cycled to the city for boxing, for 1hr and 30 mins and then cycled back home from the fking city. I started at 3.00pm, and ended at 7.30pm. So yea, im really super duper tired now.

My TESTS are coming up next week.... :(. But i still got time to blog, unlike SOME PEOPLE who gives all sorts of reasons...LoL. and The Bball Finals is this Friday. Gonna be up against Middleton Grange, 3pm, at St.Thomas. My home ground.

and Im seriously screwed. and now im gonna list down my things to do like how Johnny did in his blog~ XD

1) My PE assignment on The Biometrics of Swiming and how the Lever system is applied.

2) My PE Training Diary for the past 7 weeks. which i havent started at all and it's WEEK 7 now.

3) MY music Assignment.

4) My music 500 words essay due on THIS Friday.

5) Finish up my Song and compose another one for music, due date, end of Sept.

6) History Assignment on the Changes in Residential areas of Christchurch. and im DOOMED cuz i dun know anything abt fking Christchurch.

7) Maths exams.

8) English 3.1 assignment, which i dun even know what it is.

9) English 12427, I also have NO idea of what it is. but apparently the teacher gave it to us already...=(

10) English test on fucking Othello.

11) Music Exams on Next week.

12) Drama Exams next week

13) Re-edit my Script.

14) Pe Biathlon on Next Tues/ Fri

15) Mountain biking tomorrow.

16) Bball match on Friday.

17) Party on Saturday.

18) Aim to lose 1 kg by end of this week. Weight now=95.

19) Get a helmet and lights for my bike.

20) Clean up my room. like seriously, u can find tea spoons!!! XD

the shoes and more.

2008-08-16T01:56:00.000-07:00

LOL, my dad is gonna be so proud of me. Today I went and got myself a new pair of shoes. *smiles.

It's an 'Xtrain NB M M8505WB 2, white/black, US12 running shoes. Don't ask me why it has such a stupid long name?? Why cant it be called Matthew or Mr.Wriggles or something like that? Well first of all dad, don't be too shocked, it DOESN'T cost $180.00 laa.. I bought it for $99. There was a sale going on...hehe

This is how they look like. Im gonna call them the Olsen twins. Don't ask me why. The body has erm....pores?? so it wont feel too steamy and it has that bouncy thingy at the heel area to withstand shock (it's not easy to be the shoes of a 100kg boy alrite??!!)

I was having a dilemna of whether to get a Basketball shoe or a Running shoe... I could have gotten BOTH at once...but nah, I love my dad and i don't want him to end up in the hospital. and besides, next week is going to be the last match of the season, so what's the point right?? Unless the Canterbury Basketball team suddenly appear and asks me to join the team laa...LOL..but, nahh...(imagine if in my next post i will be like, 'OMG! I'm selected to be in the Christchurch Bballer's team. XDXD)

And guess what? After I bought the shoes, I went to a place called 'The Warehouse' which sells all kinda stuff and I bought a BICYCLE. It costs $99.97. Yeah I know, costs almost the same as my shoes!! lol...If my dad is reading this post now, by this point he will bleeding thru his ears and nose and grinding his teeth. =). Well....cuz it will be cheaper for me to bike instead of using the bus, cuz really expensive u know the bus fare! LoL, but i hope that my bike doesnt break down after 1 week la or else im gonna be really pissed and my dad will be even happier and give me that 'I-Told-You-So' speech.

I left it there overnight so they can assemble it up. Gonna pick it up tomorrow at 10am. Hope I don't soi soi de and kena accident straight after I get it. :X haha!

So I reached home and dropped my new shoes on the ground. Then I realized something...how cum i got so many shoes liao de?? OMFGMYDADSOHAPPYFORME!!!

Let me give u an introduction to the Lai's shoe family.

Jackie

First up we have the old running shoes, which I use for running, gym, cycling, boxing, walking, basketball and going to town. I call it Jackie. like Jack of all trades, cuz I use it for EVERYTHING. and oh! This is the shoe that I was wearing when I won my FIRST ever basketball match of the season LAST week! But it's not that good cuz the friction is gone and it doesnt support my ankles which caused my ankle joints to hurt after the game. This shoe has gone over 5000KM, and I'm damn sure of it.

Maria Shoeparova

Next we have the Basketball shoes. Which I sometime also use for running and gym and also to go to town and clubs but it's mostly used for basketball and this shoes was with me during my ups and downs in the basketball matches. Gosh! When I wore this shoe, I lost ALL the match that I was in. In an ironic way this is my lucky shoe. =P. But it has a freakin HOLE on the left side which u all can see in that pic. (but only small hole nyea wad? why need new one leh??). Well, cuz my lil pinky toe stucks out when i wear it! U know how painful isit ka when I jump?? 'Made from genuine Leather' my ass. haha, but i think it's becuz that im too 'heavily' impacted liao. Only the left side has holes, the right side is perfectly good. AND, this shoe smells like ASS. Seriously, among all my shoes, this has the WORSE smell. I don't know how to describe it, it's not like those distinct hong kong leg. It has a tangy/groovy/funky smell which gives u a chill at the back of ur mind when u smell it. and oh! her name is Maria Shoeparova.

Yolanda

And here we have my school shoes. I use this shoe to pawn people in basketball during lunchtime. It's my african american secret girlfriend. XD and her name is Yolanda. Bought this at Miri at Imperial mall at around close to $300. When I came here, I found out I can get one like this for around $19.95. SHITFUCK, I've been conned. LoL, o well, another reason for my dad to be happy eh??

And this here is Mickey the shoe. It's called Mickey cuz it has the Mickey Mouse design on the body. I wear this to go to town only, cuz It's impossible to run with this. I bought this last year at that stall at the top floor of Parkson. XDXD..... RM69.90 sahaja, sangat special punya. mahu plastic bag ke?? haha...

Mickey. (I wonder if he will ever find his Minnie...XD, maybe oh!!)

Arnold

And this is my Tramping boots. I crossed rivers, conquered mountains, and overcame pain and agony with this shoe. I name it Arnold. as in Arnold the Governator and Arnold the Terminator and Arnold the man who got pregnant and gave birth to a baby in that movie called, '(erm...I forgot liao.)' It's seriously terminated already cuz the whole sole is torn apart and the shoe laces are shredded into pieces and guess what!? I bought it at 'The Warehouse' too! lol, it costs around $29.95 only. (normal tramping shoes costs at least $89.90 and above.)

Daryll Brown Aka, Mr Chong

And the last and certainly not least, We have the Cheap Chalap Bata shoe. It costs RM3.99. I bought it at the Supersave shop at Parkson last year. And I still dun know why the heck did I brought it here since Christchurch is such a freakin cold place!! haha, just put there for display only i guess. I call it Daryll Brown.

And here we have the whole family, standing proudly in line.

A last look at the family before I throw them back into my closet and when I need them I will play a game of Hide and Seek with them. . psst..they are really good in that game!! haha

*cameo appearance by my sexy leg.

Anyway, my 'report' for what I did today. As u already know I bought shoes and a bike. Then I went to have a subway and then went back home at around 4.00pm. I was gonna go play bball with this chick that I met at a club. When I was walking to my front door, I was praying that the stupid dun-wan-face de china boy isnt home and if he is, he wont ask to go play bball! (yesterday he told me that tomorrow he wants to go play bball with me. and silly me said Yes. XD cuz If I say no, he will ask why and then if give him a reason, he will ask another why for that reason. and why this why that....MCB.)

So I reached home and txt-ed her and told her that Im going and that my CIBAI friend is coming too.

Reached the court at around 4.45pm I guess, she's at the swing already. I introduced him to her, and there he was grining like an idiot. XD, and he was shocked cuz when i told him that my friend is coming to play, he thought that it was a guy...lol..

We shoot around at first. Then we played 'airplane' but gave up cuz we suck too much!

Then we played 'Rebound' but we stopped playing it too cuz I was pawning too much.

Then we played 2 on 1. Me against the chinaboy and the girl. I was trying SOO HARD to not to win to quickly...but sadly I won...10-3. It could have been 10-0, but when It got till around 6-0, i decided to let them score abit....later the girl tulan and call me a jerk how leh??? XDXD but if it was only the siibaii boy, tiao...i wont give face liao....

then a few ppl came too. Another boy and another boy/kid with his sister. We were gonna play 3 on 3, and i planned to be with the 2 girls..XD but then the boy/kid (and i swear to god, when I asked what's his name, he told me that it's BORAT!) XDXDXD. anyway, his sister chicken out and went back home.

so instead, we have a 3 on 2 match. Me and the girl, vs the China boy, the new guy and the Boy/kid named BORAT.

and in this game I was ALSO trying my best not to end the game too fast. We were playing till 25 points. (3pts= 1 pt too.). Me and the girl were leading at like 13-0. 12 by me and 1 by her... need to let her feel like part of the team too ok?! Later she say I show off how? XDXD.

Then I let them get a few rebounds. The score was like 14-4 now. Everyone was huffing and puffing....pussies. And that china boy abit cibai lorh, that girl doesnt even know how to play and he guard her as if its a real game!! XDXD but her defence was awesome. she used to play netball before and she was in defence. haha, take that china boy!

and oh, That BORAT boy/kid, well, he's basically a statue. All his shots were either missed or airball. So no worries.

And the new guy was alrite laa, his skills is better than the china boy and the BORAT kid. Just that everytime i shoot in or do something he will be like, 'DAAAMMMMMNNNN' (like those black girls in the saloon just that he doesnt add the word 'girl' at the end nyea.)

The game ended with the score 25-11. I scored 23 and she scored 2. Then I wanted to play again, but she was too amazingly happy with the victory that she had to sit down and rest....lol, alrite laa, she was too tired ok!

So we played 2 on 2 instead. ME and the Borat Kid vs China and DAMMNN boy.
and we won. 10-3. 10 by me.

Then I went and hang out with the girl at the swings when that cibai china boy came and was like "I never played on one of this before." *points at the swing that im on.

DUDE, U think I stupid or wat ah? Ur 20 years old and U tell me that U've never been on a swing??? Fuck man, I think Swings are INVENTED in CHINA!!! XDXDXD...

So yeah, i let him on and got off...fucka....Then after 3 mins, he got up and say that he wants to go back home....WTF??

The girl lives nearby too so she followed us. Then I say I wanted to walk her home. (cuz it was dark ok!? XDXD) and fuck, I hope that that cibai china boy wouldnt follow us!! and THAnk god he didnt! HE told me tat he's gonna go home first. Phew.... So the two of us walk to her place together. winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink....lol..

She was telling me about how messy her room is and all that...*winkswinksgringrinwinkwink. And about a masquerade party thats coming out and those kinda stuff. I reached her place, it's a two storey house, and her other housemate is on holiday which means that there's only US. haha! *spam winks. XDXD.

So I went in. She showed me her kitched and her lounge and toilets. Then I changed my wet shirt while she wasnt looking, but I know that she's peeking...lol!! Then She wanted to show me the mask that she was gonna wear it to the party, which I think is just a reason to get me to go upstairs cuz her room is upstairs. So like a naive lil boy in a toy store, i followed her up. Then she went into her room and got the mask and quickly close the door, i managed to peek in before she closed it, it wasnt THAT messy la...apart from the bra on her chair and a few clothes on the floor...lol...Then we posed in the bathroom mirror and she went back to her room. I opened the door and she was standing in front of me NAKED!! LOL, joking, bet that u were super shocked when u read that part eh?? hahaha....

Well, she didnt push me out or what lah..haha. but I did noticed that the bra is gone from the chair and the clothes on the floor were gone too! LOL, how cute...she rushed and cleaned up her room for me..haha! So I was in her room. SCORE! We were getting along pretty well...then my phone rings!!

'Calling....DEREK....'

WHATTHEFUCKINGSHITCOULDTHISBE??????

I answered it, It was the FUCKING china boy. He didnt bring the house keys and he's locked outside! and my homestay mum isnt at home!!! THE FUCK MAN. SO I had to go back cuz he cant get in...

MANNNN....I was THIS close....THIS close.... *exageratte with finger action.

Then I told her that Idiot forgot his keys and I have to go back.....SPOILER! but she's gonna go out to do her groceries anyway....lol..reasons....So we walked out of her room and down the stairs.....sad sad sad sad...lol.

Then she got onto her scooter! lol! how sexy is that?! haha and off she go! Then I ran back home and open the fucking door for the fucking boy.

After that I had shower and dinner. Txt-ed with the girl for awhile. Then erm...watched the olympics and NZ FINALLY got A medal....Bronze in Rowing. I think they got 3 medals now, 2 bronze and one gold, all in rowing...XDXD. and finally, here I am updating my blog.....and it's a REALLY REALLY long one this time eh??

haha, well, that's all for now. Love u guys. mwahh..

bullshit

2008-08-15T16:45:00.000-07:00

Well, this is bullshit. We Lost in the Semi-Finals. 50-56. It was complete bullshit man! That stupid racist ASIAN ref can go suck my sweaty ball sag. XD.

I got kicked....KICKED or was it knee-ed? on the balls and he didnt even call it a foul? it HURTS like, really really hurts. =(. The game was so intense and rough, and for some reasons....only our team get the fouls!? Ma de, the ref sure eat shit de.....

pssst....the ref is the OPPONENT's COACH. how COOL is that?? He was like blowing the whistle and on the same time calling out, "Defence!!!....JUMP!!!! GOOOD one! GO GO!!" I mean like, WHAT KIND OF FUCKING REFEREE IS THAT??

and once again, my awesome coach ISN'T there again for the SEMI-FINALS.....so meaning that we can be 'bullied' again...which i think we did.

but no worries, we got our last and final match next week for 3rd or 4th position...Not bad lah, looking back to how SUPERDUPERWAHSEHMANSOKESIMEHH?? awesome we were....

Anyway, I wanna get a Bicycle.

I also want to buy new pairs of basketball shoes

I also want to buy a new pair of Running Shoes.

And yes, my dad is going to be soooo mad at me.

=).

2008-08-13T23:05:00.000-07:00

OMFG

.We are in the Semi-Finals!

XDXD

Tomorrow we are going up against Riccarton High. The match starts at 5.00pm, at St. Thomas of Canterbury College. You're in my homeground, bitch! haha...well, hope we can win! XD.

.

2008-08-13T00:50:00.000-07:00

Well.....for these past 2 days, nothing much has been goin on. But cuz I love u guys so much and dun want to disappoint you all when you come and visit my blog, I HAD to post up something....

Hmm....China Boy hasnt been that much of a Bitch lately, well, he was 'sick' yesterday. so YEAH! and today he was almost a bitch but then I ran out and went to the mall.

and ermm.....I started boxing again. Went back there yesterday. It was hard. It was hot. It was sexy.

This Friday's bball match is a very important one! IF we WIN that match, we are going to the semi-finals, well that's what I heard la....I was like, 'Dude, can we even qualify kaa???', but apparently, we almost did. and guess what!? We aren't the LAST team! it's Riccarton high! lol, I think we are like the 2nd or 3rd last eh?? but yea, anyway, This Friday, it's do or die. If we lose, then my basketball career ENDS. XDXD....

the first victory.

2008-08-09T15:19:00.000-07:00

First of all, My team is the one with '43'. so, FUCK YEAH!!!! We finally WON our first EVER match. We were up against St.Andrews, who we played against during the last term and they beat the shit out of us....36-68 (or something like that.) They had a 30 points lead!

The Game starts at 6.40pm. The starting 5 were ME, as usual, Josh, Tione, Luke, and Fa tu. (though u dun know anyone of them, i just mention nyea laa.) This are the meanest, baddest players in the team, World...be fearful.

And as usual, Im the one who's doing the Jump Ball, AGAIN! and I never get it...and YET, they still ask me to do it. This time I just simply jump only and run back straight away. We were the team tht scored the first basket! which was awesome. 2-0. At the 1st half, we were leading by TEN point! OMGFUCKINGAMAZINGRIGHT??? 28-17. and 10 points were by yours truly thank you very much. Our rebounds were crazily terrfying, The other team were sooo afraid that they TRIPLED team me and knocked against my right calves, which really hurts!! =(. But I was too hyped up to be stop by some stupid injury. I went to sit on the bench for 5 mins.

the 2nd half starts, Im still resting. The other team starts to catch up! It was really intense! 15 minutes into the game, we were still leading, but only by 4 points. I came out again to rest my legs, really painful laa...Then suddenly like 2 minutes before the game ends, the opponents scored a 3 pointer, which made the score tied! 41-41!!

My coach was in super hyper crazy mode. "REF!!! SUB!!" pulled some guy out and push me in. "Give it your all lester!" I blew him a kiss and off I go to the battle field, which is really kinda like a battle field...hehe.

when i got in there was around 1 minutes and 40 seconds left. Everyone was trying to get the winning basket. Everyone was fouling everyone! I think I got myself into 4 fouls or more...and one of the players got told of in my team for being too aggresive. XD

So, for about 55secs or so, we were basically just running back and forth with the ball, slapping and running into each other, missing the basket and then fighting for the rebound (which like, 90% of the time were by us. =) ).

40 Secs left, the opponents suddenly got the ball and one of them rushes to our side, all of us were like (in slow motion.) 'NOOooooooooooo' *hands on cheeks. but 2 of our players sprinted back. and THANK GOD, he missed the shot. They got the rebound and I ran back as fast as i could to the other side.

We took the first shot. MISSED!!! I took the rebound and took another shot, mahai..MISSED again! and then by some magical powers, I managed to get the rebound again. turned and passed to another player. He shoots...and it goes in!!

7 secs left.......BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP...The game ends.

We were looking at each other, then we turned and see the score. The punk who got told off was shouting with joy at the other end already. All of us were still in a dream state.

"Did we just win?"
"erm...yeah..I think we did!"
"OMG!!!!! YEAAAAHHHH!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"
*everyone jumps up and down and hugs each other.

And yes, there was a big group hug that was full of Man-Love.

So the score is 43-41, It was such a memorable day, we finally WON a match! yeeehaaa! St. Andrews were still recovering from the shock, and I think that their coach is in a Coma state or something like that. We shook hands with the other team and off we go...

I'm going to a party after the match. It's a cocktail hollywood themed party.

I took the bus home to have dinner and prepare for the party. I was suppose to meet Samreet (that tall indian guy from st.co.) and we are gonna go there together.

This is what I wore, a $3.50 hat with a $5.00 necklace, my DAD's shirt and my DAD's Jacket. LOL.......but I think I still look alrite laa..

The party starts at 10pm. We met up at around 9.55 or something like that. Sam was delusional or something cuz he had to walked back to his back THREE times....

but anyway, we got to the place at around 10.30pm. where the people are still decorating the place!! and we just stood there like some idiot. At around 11-ish, people baru start coming in....Then the bouncer starts to check for ID, and Sam forgotten his ID, so he had to hide in the toilet while I keep watch for him! haha....

Bruno was there too!

me and Bruno. and as u can see, my face is a little red from ONE cup of COCKTAIL...*blushes.
I suck at drinking, so dun bully me.

Then I met this 2 girls, Clara and watshername?? I think its mary or something like that. We danced for the whole night long! yea babeh... and I quote, 'hey lester.u are a fantastic dancer so u get a heart ;Di still find it hard to believe u havnt danced b4, u must b a natural.had lotsa fun and looking forward to another dance" but i think she was just being nice cuz i cant dance for shit...

Then we went to this Irish Pub to watch this live band performing! It was awesome.. lol, we were embracing each other's present. winkwink* ahem...

Went back home at around 5am the next day....and My ears has a ringing sound, which lasted till Sunday, today. =(. Help mee....

anyway, that's all for today guys. Was supposed to go Boxing today but my leg is too fucked, so next time laa. =) . byee, love u guyss.

Jack of all trades

2008-08-07T17:31:00.000-07:00

Well, havent post anything up here for ages! Sorry about that! i was erm...busy. haha

anyway, A new boy from China just came here 4 days ago. and it's so FUCKING ANNOYING. chaocibaiwobanidemamaSAKtiao. Im like his slave or something, that stupid asshole, go back to your country la! diaooo...... on the first day that he came here, I had to be the stupid translator, and u guys know how my chinese's like right? Can make the teacher vomit blood de!!
so...
Day 1
I became the translator. and also the Secretary. Cuz this dumbass wants to calls the Telstra company but doesnt know how to do it.

Day 2
I still am the translator, and Secretary. Called the Telstra people today, fucking hell...wasted an hour plus of my life with that stupid retard. Today I became his tour guide too. Had to walk with him to buy a calling card to call to china. I also became a playmate. Had to play bball with him. and that bastard wont leave me alone! I want to watch Tv also cant!? oh yea, Im also a teacher. Cibai him, I wanna watch my CSI: Miami also cannot ah! Got this freaking idiot beside me asking me all sort of questions. (in chinese) "how to say carrots in english?" "how to say egg yolk in chinese?" "how to say egg white in english?" "how to say egg shells in english?" "how do u say always in english?" and so on and so forth. Damn annoying laa

Day 3
Cibai, Still am a translator, and today his Cook too. Had to fucking Boil egg for him...tiao....Still am the Secretary....The Telstra ppl called me and i had to take a message and give it to that shithead. I was his bodyguard today too...he wanted to go buy top up for his phone again. Cibai, had to walk with him in the cold night....and yea, Teacher too...had to listen and answer his stupid nonsensical questions and slave too....When I was making tea for MYSELF, he was like, "may u making me a cup of tea?" *grins. which makes me a tea maker! and I had to be a saint today too....cuz I had to resist myself from beating the crap out of him...AND, I had to be his dictionary too....mahai, i want to eat dinner also cant! keep on asking me stupid questions. and he forgot how to say CARROTS fking SIX times...man, how can a human being forget the word CARROT SIX TIMES aHHH???? and after dinner, i had to wash and clean up his plates again! tiao, tambah dishwasher lagi lorh. and havent finished yet! he saw my guitar and he wants me to teach him. Cibai, u want me to slap u har???????? I taught him abit last night, which makes me his guitar tutor too.

Day 4
Well, today Im still a translator, had to boil egg for him again, so im a cook too. and a Secretary too cuz the telstra ppl called me at school today to comfirm the appointment. The teacher cuz AGAIN, he had to ask me lots of stuff. and of course A Saint too, cuz his head is still on his neck. and yea, a dictionary too! and today got new edition.....his Alarm clock! motherF....I had to wake him up cuz this idiot couldnt wake up himself....I know that later in the day Im goin to be a dishwasher, tea maker, guitar tutor, playmate and secretary again..

So as you all can probably see...Im not feeling really happy now. In fact I feel like raping him and then chopping up his limbs and left him at Haghley park and bleed to death. FUCK man.....I did not come to Christchurch for this, this is bullshit. worse than bullshit! Donkeycrap!!

and, I have another game tonight. Its against St. Andrews college, at 6.40pm. If I lose again, Im gonna be so freaking pissed I tell you. Well, wish me luck guys! and hope tat idiot goes back to china....

ps. he's gonna be here till December. =(, help me.... :''''''''(

Tony and Buck

2008-08-05T00:46:00.000-07:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"if you are an underage girl living in Christchuch you would have heard or even MET with Lester Lai Hsein Yang." -Aaron Tham, 4th July, 2008. The Brotherhood blog.

Well Guys. I've completed my Script! Took me a total of 45 minutes to do it! haha....

Here are the Characters.

This here is Tony, as you can see he's a seal.

And this here is Buck, as u can also see too, he's also a seal.

And this little fellow here is Pipit, he likes knitting and mud wrestling.

And This here is....the Keeper. He's allergic to cats and enjoys D.O.T.A

“Freedom” is the story about 2 seals, Tony and Buck and their journey to escape from the Aquatic Centre. It’s sort of like a symbolic drama about people that are confined or imprisoned with the desire to be free , but with a twist. It’s more of a fantasy story.

Freedom.

The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.

Buck: oh dear, here we go again..... Tony, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Tony: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Buck: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Tony: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!.....Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!

Curtain closes.

That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.

Curtain opens.

Tony: Hey Buck, Why do stars shine?
Buck: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Tony: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Buck: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Tony: Yea yea, whatever….
Buck: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Tony: Stars, I guess.
Buck: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Tony: Yea…me too…
Buck: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Tony: huh?? Oh….yea…..

They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.

Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)

“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”

Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!

They went back to sleep.

Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….

Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….

Curtain closes.

The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.

Curtain opens.

Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck: dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!

Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….

Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.

Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.

Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!

Buck climbs up again and falls again.

Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…

Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.

Minutes later…

Buck: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?

Tony secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.

Buck : ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Tony extends his arms). Tony, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.

Tony: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Buck: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Tony: The who??
Buck: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Tony: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Buck: shut up and help me figure something up.
Tony: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Buck: Yea, like what?
Tony: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Buck: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Tony: Oh yea….darn it.

They tried several ideas but none of them worked.

Buck: TONY! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Tony: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Buck: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Tony: erm….nope…
Buck: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Tony: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..

They brainstormed for ideas.

Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Tony Looks at Buck’s wings, then back to Buck.

Buck: Dude
Tony: Dude.
Buck: Dude no. NO.
Tony: You know that it's the only way.
Buck: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Tony: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Buck: BUCK. NO.
Tony: I will give u a massage.
Buck: No.
Tony: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Buck: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Tony: Fine fine….

(Buck turns around, deep in thought.)

Tony picks up a rock, and tries to approach Buck.

Buck: Tony, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Tony: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock

(Tony walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Buck and raises his hand.)

Buck: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Tony: OH! Hehe….. (puts down the rock and sits on the ground.)

Buck looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.

Buck: (looks at his wings), then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Tony:…but….but…but….What about me???
Buck: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Tony: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Buck: Salmons??
Tony: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. (impales one to each of his hands.)
Buck: Dude, your joking right??
Tony: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Buck: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Tony: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Buck: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…

Tony takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.

Buck: *struggles not to laugh.
Tony: *Gets up. Not a word.
Buck: SEE! It wont work!
Tony: (ignores and flaps again.) And again, falls face first. Arrghh!!!
Buck: Come on Tony, you’re hurting yourself.
Tony: (Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.)
Buck: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God…..

THUMP!

Tony gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up.

Buck: Dude! Jump again! Maybe it will work this time!
Tony: …….or MAYBE….we are using the WRONG FISH!!!
Buck: Don’t you dare touch my tuna….
Tony: awww, come on! Be a man.
Buck: It’s not the fish! It’s YOU!!!
Tony: ME?? How can it be me??
Buck: Dude, Look at yourself!! U have flippers for God’s sake…FLIPPERS.
Tony: OH….No wonder…Then I know what needs to be done.
Buck: what?
Tony: (Looks at his flippers then to Buck)
Buck: MAN!! NOO!! What’s with you and chopping up body parts??
Tony: You know that this is the only way dude.
Buck: No, you’re crazy okk!! CRAZY!!
Tony: Come on…be a sport!
Buck: NO, TONY. We will figure something else up.

A group of penguins walks up. They acts as if they are warriors from the Spartans age. The one who seems to be the leader of the pack walks up.

Pipit: My name is Burung Pipit. Me and my man will help.
Buck: How?.....why?
Pipit: Cuz we admire ur plan to break out from this place…You guys are sick and tired of the way the Keeper use you….jumping thru hoops and all tat…
Tony: Psst…..I tot we want to break out cuz we want to hide ur wings?
Buck: Shssshh….just shut up. We need all the help that we can get alrite.
Tony: alrite alrite…
Buck: Yeah….I ….WE, are sick and tired of being pushed around. We must put this to an end once and for all. No more will we be forced to bow down to their cruel treatment, I dream of a day where seals and penguins could run free in the wild, where we will be more than just part of a show but stars of our own very shows! and that day….that day my friend, is now..*pauses for a moment of deep thought… So how exactly are you gonna help us out?
Tony: Yea, we tried Mud, salmons….they all failed, and I asked Tony to…

Buck pulls Tony aside.

Buck: Tony, for pete’s sake….. Drop it……
Tony: You know that it’s going to work, you’re just jealous.
Buck: Jealous of what??
Tony: Cuz ur afraid that I will be able to fly!
Buck: ME? JEALOUS? You think that I will be jealous of a flipperless seal??
Tony: that’s not the point! Ur just afraid tat I could fly better than you!
Buck: for the last time Tony, im not gonna do it!! Ok?!

Burung Pipit interrupts.

Pipit: Erm, My good man, Tony…we must start planning now.
Buck: Oh yes, most certainly, sorry about that.

(Turns to Tony.)

Buck: alrite Tony, no more bullcrap now.
Tony: Fine! But im not done with you yet! We are gonna continue this later!
Buck: Sweet mother of…..*turns back to Pipit. So what do u have in mind??
Pipit: Ok, so, here’s the plan, me and my boys are going to distract the keeper, while you, wing boy will fly out and get the keys.. Then u unlock the door and we will all be free!!
Buck: there’s just one little problem….
Pipit: What?
Buck: I dun know how to fly yet.
Pipit: Say what?! you serious??
Tony: Yea, dead serious. He can’t fly for shit, he will just drop like a stone…BUT I might be able to….
Pipit: huh? You….
Buck: *interrupts. Tony! Stop it!
Tony: Jeezzz….fine!. (Turns to the penguin.) Oh nothing…
Pipit: Well, my son, u have to believe in yourself and everything will be made possible to you….believe…….beee…..li….e….v….e…. b…..el…..i…..ev…eeeeeeee (whispers) *hands on Buck’s shoulder.
Buck: The heck is wrong with you man??
Pipit: Oh…nothing….quick, we have not much time left. If u want this plan to work, every second is crucial. At exactly 10 mins from now, it will be the feeding time. Me and my men are gonna go to our battle formation. And u, you better get ready and fly away!
Buck: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!!! FUCKKK.
Tony: Hey man, watch the language!
Buck: and you! Just shut the hell up, I’ve had enough of your effing bullcrao. Yeah! I am never gonna fly OK!? This wings are bullshit. They are bullshit wings! I think we should just drop this stupid plan and forget all about it!
Pipit: There there….Just calm down and think of good thoughts alrite…
Buck: We have less than 9 mins left, and they are gonna take me away! How the heck do u expect me to be calm??
Pipit: (Puts hands on both side of Tony’s head.) Look into my eyes. What do you see, tell me.
Buck: I see a penguin whose head is gonna be jammed up his ass.
Pipit: what else do you see?
Buck: I see a seal with flippers jammed up his ass too.
Tony: Oh very clever Buck …
Pipit: Look closer Buck, what do you see…..
Buck: Now I see the same penguin who has his head up his head, only it’s slightly different now.
Pipit: What’s the difference?
Buck: My foot is in it too.
Pipit: No Buck, no one’s is getting their foot up anyone’s ass. Now, just calm down and do it again.
Buck: Fine fine…..*inhales deeply then sighs. I see……myself.
Pipit: Yes, you see yourself. Cuz its all in you Buck, it’s all in you…
Buck: and what the hell does that suppose to mean???
Pipit: It means that the power lies deep within you Buck. (takes out a something wrapped in a handkerchief)
Tony: What’s that?

(Pipit unfolds the handkerchief, on his palms lies a black smooth pebble.)

Pipit: If you can grab this pebble from my hand…
Buck: Ur JOKING right?
Pipit: …..If you can grab this (Buck suddenly reached in and grab it, then he jumps back.) ….Pebble. *Buck is on mid air now.
Buck: see! What?! I got it! Is this suppose to help at all???
Tony: Holyshit……..
Pipit: Yes, you are ready my child….now look down.
Buck: Oh for God’s sake….(looks down). OH my god!!! I’m flying?...I’m Flying!!!!!!
Pipit: Yes you are. Now we must do what we must.
Buck: (Lands.) Yeap.
Tony: *Stares in awe. Wow….
Buck: Come on Tony, we haven’t got much time!

The penguins went to their ‘formation’.

Pipit: Quick here they come! Act natural!

Buck hides behind a rock. Tony for some reasons started rubbing his belly, and acting weird. 3 men walked in. They were carrying buckets filled with fish parts. The leader penguin was standing there, acting like a cute lil innocent penguin. When the men got close enough…he yelled.

Pipit: “FOR SPARTAAA!!!” and kicked one of the men into the pool.

The rest of the penguins rolled out like a scene from ‘mission impossible’ and attacked the other men. “YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”

Meanwhile Buck flew out, at first there were a few struggles, Tony gave him a few push.

Men 1#: “quick! The penguins are going wild! Use the tranquilizers!!” (The men takes out their guns and start shooting)

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW…

Tony: watch out!!!

The penguins saw this coming, and they dodged the bullets, (matrix bullet dodging scene.) but for some reasons, all of them got hit except for the leader.

(Buck flies back to the scene with the keys he saw what had happened)

Buck: WHY THE HELL DID U SLOW MO-ED???

Tony: NOooooooooo

Pipit: Quick! There’s not much time left! I don’t know how much longer can I hold them for!! What are u still waiting for!?? GO!!!

Buck: But what about you???
Tony: Yeah WE wont leave you here!
Pipit: Go, I need to stay here with my men…Go.
Tony: Forget your men! They are all down anyway~
Buck: Shut up Tony.

(The Keeper walks in)

“and what the heck is goin on here????”

Pipit: GO!!!!! NOW, before it’s too late! Let me handle this. (pushes them away.)

Tony: Alrite then! Take care…and thank you…
Pipit: No, thank you. Now go!
Buck: Bye….be well my friend.
Tony: bye…

Tony and buck runs away.

The penguin closes the cage door and locks both of them inside. The keeper and the penguin are staring at each other eye to eye. The keeper pulls out his baton, the penguin reaches to the ground and picks up a salmon.

Keeper: now there little guy…..put that salmon down before anyone gets hurt…
Penguin: Never!!! ( Sqwakkkk!!!)
Keeper:come on, there’s no need for this, I dun wanna hurt you, really, I dun want to.”
Penguin: I will make u wish that ur never borne before, I will break every inch of ur bone and bath in ur blood and feast on ur bones..”(Sqwakk sqwakkkkk sqwak sqwakkkkkk)
Keeper: “Look here, I don’t know what are u sqwaking about, but if u dun drop it this instance, ur gonna get it!”
Penguin: bring it on. (Squak squak wak.)

The keeper and the penguin charges at each other. The keeper with his baton and the penguin with his salmon. They ran to each other, (slows down at the moment when their so called ‘blades’ clashes with each other.) and then both of them stopped, with their back facing each other. Then the keeper clutches his belly and kneels on the ground.

Keeper: ahhh, u got me…

The penguin picked up another salmon. He dashed towards the keeper, did a 360 twist, spread his salmon flippers apart and gave a mighty clap to the keeper’s head.

Keeper: “Jesus!!!...” (drops down unconscious.)

(Pipit drops the salmon and walks away. )
Curtain closes.

Curtain opens.

Meanwhile, Tony and Buck escaped.

Tony: WE did it Buck!!! WE did it!
Buck : yes we did…yes we did…
Tony: so what now??
BuckI have no idea…we shall go wherever our destiny brings us.
Tony: you joking right???

~The end~

The project

2008-08-02T16:58:00.000-07:00

The Brotherhood Proudly Presents to you…….

“The Bhood Road Trip ‘08”

Brought to you by Leshitspittinstar.

2 Seals Production.

Directed by: Leshitspittinstar

Stars:
Juelze Crowne aka Julian Law
Yukiecco Just lost $450 aka Genghis Khoo
Mr. Our only hope aka Lim Chuan Jok
The durian Sak Sak girl aka Belinda
the psssssssssst hot girl aka Adeline
Leshitspittinstar aka Lester Lai
And others yet to be added.

"Im gonna beat you "

"Beat me? Tiao, u know who's my daddy ka?"

Introduction to the movie

This is the Brotherhood first ever movie, brought to you by yours truly. The method of filming this film is still unknown, but knowing us, I’m sure that we can come out with something at some point of time. (p.s. If it all comes to the worst, we will just use our handphones!)

We are going to start the filming process either at the End of November 2008 or the Beginning of December 2008 and it should take about a few weeks to finish it, I HOPE.

So far, the movie script isn’t completed yet. Heck, I haven’t even started it yet! But be assured, it’s gonna be good, DAMN good. and it might suck like hell too, but lets hope the best laa.. The story is about the journey of 3 friends to Kuching; Adeline, Belinda and Lester.

Adeline wants to go to Kuching to see her honey poopy sweet heart, Mr. I-dun-know-what’s-his-name. Belinda wants to follow her so that she can pursue her dreams of building the foundations of her multi-million Durian based products company named, “Belrian – If you dun want, I SAK you.” And Lester just wants to tag along just for the sake for fun. But what lies ahead will change the lives of these 3 young teens FOREVER.

A story full of Action, Romance, Suspense and Lusts…. Follow the journey of a lifetime, packed with durians, AIDS, memories and suspenseful…erm, stuff.

Will they ever get to Kuching?
Will Adeline be reunited with her dear beloved sweet pumpkin eggtart?
Will Bell fulfil her dreams of her durian Empire?
Will Lester finally figure out the purpose of his presence?
Will any of them survive through AIDS?

Stay tuned and find out soon…….by saying ‘stay tuned’ it means that u will have to wait around 5 months to see the actual film..teehee..

Coming to Theatres near you….

*Fireworks.

The 2 seals, part of it.

2008-08-02T05:18:00.000-07:00

Hi!!! Well, this here is what I got for my script, so far...not yet finish yet laa.

"The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.

Tony: oh dear, here we go again.....Buck, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Buck: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Tony: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Buck: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!
Tony: Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!

That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.

Buck: Hey Tony, Why do stars shine?
Tony: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Buck: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Tony: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Buck: Yea yea, whatever….
Tony: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Buck: Stars, I guess.
Tony: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Buck: Yea…me too…
Tony: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Buck: huh?? Oh….yea…..

They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.

Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)

“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”

Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!
They went back to sleep.

Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….

Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….

The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.

Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck:dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!

Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….

Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.

Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.

Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!

Buck climbs up again and falls again.

Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…

Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.

Minutes later…

Tony: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?

Buck secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.

Tony: ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Buck extends his arms). Buck, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.

Buck: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Tony: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Buck: The who??
Tony: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Buck: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Tony: shut up and help me figure something up.
Buck: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Tony: Yea, like what?
Buck: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Tony: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Buck: Oh yea….darn it.

They tried several ideas but none of them worked.

Tony: BUCK! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Buck: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Tony: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Buck: erm….nope…
Tony: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Buck: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..

They brainstormed for ideas.

Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Buck Looks at his wings, then back to Tony.

Tony: Dude
Buck: Dude.
Tony: Dude no. NO.
Buck: You know that it's the only way.
Tony: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Buck: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Tony: BUCK. NO.
Buck: I will give u a massage.
Tony: No.
Buck: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Tony: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Buck: Fine fine….

Tony turns around, deep in thought.

Buck picks up a rock, and tries to approach Tony.

Tony: Buck, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Buck: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock

Buck walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Tony and raises his hand.

Tony: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Buck: OH! Hehe….. *puts down the rock and sits on the ground.

Tony looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.

Tony: *looks at his wings, then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Buck:…but….but…but….What about me???
Tony: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Buck: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Tony: Salmons??
Buck: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. *impales one to each of his hands.
Tony: Dude, your joking right??
Buck: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Tony: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Buck: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Tony: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…

Buck takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.

Tony: *struggles not to laugh.
Buck: *Gets up. Not a word.
Tony: SEE! It wont work!
Buck: *ignores and flaps again. And again, falls face first.
Tony: Come on Buck, you’re hurting yourself.
Buck: *Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.
Tony: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God….(THUMP.)

Buck gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up. "

Anyway, the other boy came today. His name is Derek, he's 20 years old, but he looks like a 16 year old boy. He came here to learn english, which means that his english suck ass and my chinese suck ass too. He cant even communicate with my homestay mum. It's gonna be fun, Damn Fun.

At first when Beverley told me that he likes to play basketball, in my mind, I thought that he will be a tall, atheletic maybe big, boy. Cuz that will be sweet cuz i can play my balls with him. hehe....basketball laaa... but now...haih, im scared that I will send him back to the Province of China larh...how now?

Oh yea, about my basketball match, we LOST again. We played against Haghley. and I proudly admit that I take full responsible of the lost. *chest up high. At the first 10 minutes we were awesome....AWESOME.. and then I got really fking tired and played like crap. Then they pretty much beat the shit out of us, till they have to squeeze each of our bellies to get the very last drop of shit out. =(.

and NEVER before in my whole life of playing had I been sub out so many times!!! The coach sub me out like, 10 times???? It was like, I go in for 5 mins, come out to rest or 2 mins and then go back in again!! Mahai!! I felt soooo bad. If only I wasnt sick and DIDNT GAINED FUCKING 6 KGs DURING THE HOLIDAYS AND STOPPED WORKING OUT FOR 2 WEEKS PLUS.....we could have won! I mean like, at first we were playing like how the great almighty Lester Lai would play and then the next moment...mana tahu, macam Si Daryll the Comel pula!?!?!?

haha, anyway, too late to say anything about that stupid bullshit game. I'm gonna start training hardout. cannot play play liao this. Must fucking win a match. AND this just prove that the whole damn team depends on me, cuz when I was 'down' they are pretty much fucked. So yeah, starting from monday, im gonna wake up at bloody 6 am and go practice basketball at the courts!!

Thats all for today guys. Love u all. muacks.

2008-07-31T02:58:00.000-07:00

Well, nothing much went on today. I rained the whole day!!! which sucks. I had to walk under the rain.

Went to gym at the afternoon, planned to go do Boxing again, but nah, i felt like being a pig.

Anyway...This Saturday Im goin to a party, it's like an 'invitation' only party where there will be a bouncer with a namelist standing at the door. Thanks to my gym partner/trainer, i can go! lol...It's for his lingerie models event! haha! tonight's the finale and he has VIP passes to backstage and all that...shit man, lucky cunt. Looking forward for Saturday now. haha

and as for my drama script. Im almost done with it. I told me teacher about it, and somehow, she LIKED IT? lol, she didnt even read the whole thing, she just saw a phrase, "Im gonna whack you with my salmon" and then laughed and then said that she loved it, and im like WTF??

Anyway, it has seals and penguins and the bad keeper! gonna be about 10 pages long i think...

2 seals.

2008-07-30T04:50:00.000-07:00

Welll....

Just found out that there's gonna be a new boy coming in this Friday. Ah great. He's from China and his name is Da chen. Big something i guess.. He's 20, and he likes to play basketball. At least he plays basketball, so now i can have someone to play with!

Anyway.....School's been the same today...I came back after 3rd period cuz i was feeling too tired and sick! and I slept for 2 hours plus! I woke up at around 2.40pm and had my late lunch. Then I went to gym at 4.30 pm, and came back at 6.30pm, and had dinner and stuff like that laa...

Well, as for the drama script, I decided to write about the 2 seals who tries to escape from the Aquatic centre. Cuz this script needs to have themes, moral values and all those kind of ojibala crap. Gonna post it up here once I finish it! and well, that's it for today......

2 more days till another basketball match again! YIIPEE.
Stay tune for the arival of the boy from China.

Love u guys. mwahs.

batman! nenenenenenenene batman! batman!

2008-07-29T03:42:00.000-07:00

I went to watch batman just now! It was awesome!

The girl died, Harvey Dent became 'Two-face', and neither of the ships blew up at the end. and oh! Two-face died at the end too. =). And batman 'decided' to take the blame and now everyone is chasing after Batman.

For those who havent watched Batman, the Dark Knight yet, well, thanks to me, you don't really have to watch it anymore, cuz I kinda spoiled it for you. But if you still wanna, go ahead and watch what you already know. hehe...

Anyway......

For the first time after god knows when, I slept early!! Last night I went to bed at around 8.30pm! And I thought that I'm gonna wake up around 5 or 6 am the next day...

The next day, today. I woke up at 8.45am. OMFGROLFIMGONNAWACHANARAYOROOYOURMAMASASS!!! I was late for school and so I bunk the first 2 periods, and got period 3 free, so i went to school at 11.20am! teehee....

Didnt go to gym today, decided to take the day off, AGAIN. I went to pay my homestay fees, which is like $2400. So yeah, im kinda broke now, and to celebrate this wonderful event, I decided to treat myself to a movie, as you all know already, if u had read my blog from top to bottom, as would how a normal sane human do. Batman was good, better than the first one. I bought a big bag of cornchips, a bottle of 1.5L of DIET coke (at least it's DIET coke maa), a Cadbury Chocolate bar and a banana and a kiwi fruit (gotta have them fruits. =) )

After the movie, it was around 8.20pm, It started at 5.40pm. I felt bad for myself for sining. And The Good Ole' Capped Crusader inspired me, so i decided to run home instead of taking the bus. So I ran home. Took around 20 mins I think, it was good cardio man! Sweated like a pig, and then after that I ate like a pig again. =.=... but it was healthy food! A piece of chicken, a piece of lamb, mashed potatoes with peas, cabbage, cauliflower, white rice, tomatoes and pumpkin! with a cup of milk! haha...I watched a Tv programme while I was eating, its called "how to have sex after marriage." and it's obvious already why I watched it laa..haiyooo....still need to ask meh?

and well, after that I just cleaned up, switched on the dishwasher and here I am, blogging. Maybe gonna start working on my Drama Script....but I have no idea at all!! Here are my ideas...lol, gimme some suggestions!

1) 2 seals trying to escape from the Aquatic Centre

2) A Stripper's struggles with Peer pressure when she re-enters Highschool

3) A Down Syndrome's boy journey to pursue his dream as a Muay Thai fighter.

4)The Principal who had a chronic masturbation disorder who likes honey and Led Zeppelin.

5) The story of how a boy PROMISES that he's gonna update his blog as soon as his exams FINISHES but till this day, he hasnt fulfill his promise yet. =(

and with that, ends my post for today. Love you guys. mwahss.