Melbourne 2010

ahh..Melbourne..Melbourne..Melbourne...

Good times with Edna

What Can I Say about you.

It was a good 2 weeks of fun.

It was very memorable

very fulfilling,

very sohai.

I miss you all

and you all miss me.

So yeah, I went to Melbourne during my Term break for 2 weeks. I stayed with Daryll and Caitlin. Met up with Johnny, Oliver, Aaron, Yee Syuan, Kristmin and Natacia.

Among some of the most memorable things during this trip was:

1) Daryll's awesome daily plans. It goes something like this. First day that I got to Melbourne...

It was a Monday afternoon.

Daryll goes,
"Dude, here's the plan for tomorrow. Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30 and then we go to Victoria Market."
Me, "Ok dude."

Monday ends, comes Tuesday morning. I woke up at 8.30, had breakfast and a shower. Daryll is still fast asleep.

"Eh Daryll wake up already! 9am liao.."

"Mmmm.."

~an hour later~

"Dude wake up. It's 10!"
"Yeah, Mmmmm..."

~Bastard fall asleep again.~


11.30 am, Cailtin walks out, "Daryll ahh wake up liao its 11!"

"Ok....Mmmmm...Back Pain...".

30 minutes later, he finally woke up. 30 mins later, he finally finished shower. We went out at 1pm.

Tuesday evening, he goes, "Ok Lester, Tomorrow we wake up at 9am lah, today nevermind cuz we all tired cuz didnt get much rest." and my reply was, "alrightt suree."

Tuesday ends, comes Wednesday.

I woke up at 8.30 again, and had breakfast and shower.

"Daryll wake up! 9am liao.."
"Mmmm...." he replies.

~an hour later~ still on the bed.

"Daryll 10.30 already!"
"arhh...my back damn pain." and sleeps for and hour more.


at 12pm, Cailtin and I went to wake him up. "Daryll! FIREEEEEE!!!"
"OH CIBAI MY RAGNAROK ACCOUNT! CIBAI"

That day too, we went out at 1pm.

That night, he goes.

"Lester, serious now. Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30 to go Victoria Market."

"Ok man."

That night, i woke up at 5am for a piss. and i saw something. Not something. Someone. There was bright light, and distinct sounds and music rhythms and constant tapping.

Daryll Still playing RO. and I thought to myself, "Haibu wake up at 9.30am..."


Next morning, I woke up at the usual 8.30. And just out of habit..."Daryll, wake up liao." Knowing perfectly well that he wont wake up and will have a 3 hours delay or so. Heck, he didnt even said 'Mmmm." or groaned. He just slept through. I took my time having breakfast, I even watched Prince of Persia. At 12pm caitlin went to call daryll. "Daryll wake up! it's 1 pm already" -her technique is telling adding an hour to the actual time when telling him. But he too imba already cuz he slept thru.

irect Chinese Translation : "Cuz That's How I Roll."

2pm. "Daryll 2 liao! wake up!" ...."Arghh..back pain lah dude. I think my spinal cord got problem." And I dont know what kind of fucked up justification was that, but he someone rationalised with himself that he deserves another hour of sleep.

2.15.

2.30

3.00

3.15.

FINALLY. 3.30 he woke up.

BUT WAIT, havent count his 30 min shower period and 20 min hair styling.

at 4 he's finally ready and set to go. But I think cause he was RO-ing that time, we went out at 5pm.

That night, he got us all together.

"ok guys, tmrw we better wake up early." (....wtf...WE????)

and I just look at him and smile.

"Serious dude!"

"yeah I know, 9.30 wake up right?"

"Fuck you dude."

"haha yalah you say 9.30am wake up right."

"Diaoo..really lahh! tmrw must wake up early liao! almost 1 week gone u know!"

"ok."

Haibu that night he watch FIFA world cup....slept at like 5.30am I think.

~fast forward few days till Kristmin and Natacia arrives Melbourne.~

They came over to our place to hang out. It was around evening time and we're talking about that week's plan.

Daryll: Ok guys, this is the plan ok.

Kristmin&me: Ok.

Daryll: Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30am.

Me: *Smiles.

Daryll: Dude fuck you. SERIOUS WOII.

Me: Kristmin, you'll see lah.

Kristmin: @.@?? What?

Daryll: Fuck you. Serious ok.

Me: Yeah Serious lahh

Natacia: V.^.^

The next day. I woke up at 8.30am. and bla bla bla. 9am i call daryll up. "DAryll wake up!" "Hmmm...."

9.30am, Kristmin called me.

"Eh, ready liao kah??"

"Err...I think you guys better come over first. Daryll still sleeping."

"XDXD. ok see u soon."

10 minutes later, Krismin and Natacia came over. 11am, Daryll finally woke up. 12pm we leave the house. That evening.

"Ok guys, now serious liao. Tomorrow we wake up at 9.30am, i want to bring you all to Victoria Market eat this imba thing."

Me: :)
Daryll: Serious dude.

Me: :)

Daryll: SERIOUSS

Me: :)

Daryll: >.<>

Me: Krist, you see lah tmrw sure got 3-4 hours delay one.

Kristmin: hahahaa.....yeah you laugh now lah

The next day. I woke up AGAIN at 9am. signed in MSN, had breakfast and stuff. 10am Kristmin pm-ed me. "eh lester, daryll up liao kah?" "Not yet. He still sleeping." "Good job lah this."

"Daryll wake up! 10am already!"

"...Mmmm...back pain....Mmmmm...spinal cord pain...mmm......"

We didnt managed to eat that imba thing at Victoria Market.

only 2 days later did we finally eat it.

So that's one of the most memorable thing.

Majibai worhh..My back really pain ok..

2) Cailtin's imba Sticky Date Pudding. OMG cheebai damn nice ok. It's like heaven on a teaspoon. It's made from dates that were mashed up and added with flour and sunshine and magic, then placed in the oven. And it's eaten wtih this cream made from butter, brown sugar and love and Caitlin's smile.

The moment it enters your mouth, you'll feel this warm tingling sensation. and seconds later a burst of flavours. Orgasm in the tastebuds sends shivers all over your body. And before you know it, you're helping yourself to another piece..then a third...then the fourth. All your trouble just seem to go away. You wont care about how you'll do in ur tests, or how fat you're going to be, or when daryll ooi will wake up. All you wanna do is spend the rest of eternity with Miss Sexy Date Pudding.

I missed it damn muchhhh!! XD. End of the year I'm going to have it again. Abit emo when i came back to Christchurch cuz cant eat it anymore...

3) Trip to Mount Hotham. *To be continued.

Green, Red and Yellow

Hey!


Yes I know I know...

"Where the hell have you been lester?? how come no update one?"

Well, sooray..I was busy slaying dragons and saving the world.

Now you and I both know that there's no dragons in Christchurch, and the one that's in my pants doesnt count. I'm living the life now man...waking up at 4.30am in the mornings to walk to the city to get a ride at 5.30am to work which starts at 6am. Oh Lester, you work now??

Yeah, you bet that I do. I'm helping out the Christchurch City Council in a City-Wide project that runs for a 2-weeks period. Haibu Imba, Son of Miri City Mayor helping out the Christchurch City Council. I think my dad should come over to have tea with Christchurch's mayor eh? haha well dont get too excited yet. You still don't know the full story yet.

You see, there are 3 types of bins in Christchurch; Red, Green and Yellow. Each one represents a mythical God ; Kali, Odin and Mr Wiggles. So anyway, one day Mr Wiggles says to Odin,

"Hey Odin!"

"Hey Mr Wiggles!"

"So...Why did the chicken cross the road??"

"Hmm....To get away from the slaughter house??"

"NO!"

"What then hmm??"

"TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! MUAHAHAHA"

*THUNDERS

*Mr. Wiggles drops dead.

And so little Boys and Girls, The lesson today is that, If you ask Odin a question and the given answer doesnt match your answer, Just agree with him because you'll be struck by lightning otherwise.

LOL, sorry about that, sorta got sidetracked...Cuz you know, me and my wild imagination. Really. Wild. Anyways, back to what I was talking about. where was i?? oh right the 3 bins; Green, yellow and Red. Basically my job requires me to infrom the citizens of Christchurch on how ashes and saw dust from treated wood contains arsenic material and they'll have to dispose them into the Red bins, If not, then a muthafucka will come into their bedroom and bumrape them at night. and i 'inform' them by sticking heart shaped stickers onto the Red Bins.

'wait wait wait.....

So let me get this straight...

all that nonsense,

just to tell us that you're sticking stickers on RUBBISH BINS!?"

Well looky looky here, arent you the smart one. haha yeah you got that right! Haibu my dad is going to be sooo proud. "What the fuck happened to Law School Son?". "well dad, FUCK lawschool i hate it." But he doesn't know it lah, and I pray to God that he never will.

But I'm not complaining, cuz Im gonna get like 600+ bucks for 10 days work. It's all for

Melbourne 2010

MEGA TURBO TRIP XTREME

360 UNCENSORED Edition.

Yeah

That's Right

Mr Daryll Ooi.

Here I come.

you can start spreading 'em legs now.

and Ms Veronica Pang,

I don't care about your Jet Lag.

Jet Li doesn't get beaten by Jet Lag,

but Jet Li gets beaten by Veronica Pang.

so, therefore You can beat Jet Lag too.

plus,

I missed you :)

haha but 600 bucks aint enough man...My air ticket already like 400 bucks. Go Melbourne with NZD 200 meh? Later Mr Daryll Ooi bleed from the ass ok. Im going to try to find more work to do now! hopefully I'll earn enough money for cab money, the most important thing is to get to Daryll's place and then I would be like a fetus implanted in a mother's womb (Daryll) and surviving and feeding from the umbilical cord. Hope your arm heals soon! and dun go breaking the other one....

UP!

UP!

CHUNG HUA!

Don't ask.

I just felt like saying that.

priceless narrnia

Direct Quotation from this picture: "PRICELESS!! This photo makes me cry. Seriously, every time I look at it i get all fussy and emotional, and a tear or two rolls out of my eyes... ...THE FOUR WHO ENTERED NARNIA!!!!"

Seriously no wonder I don't have much friends here. That picture was by my church friend whom I shall not name because I am not of Royal Narnian Heritage to do so. And NO, I wasn't there. The wonders of Facebook. 106 pictures, no shit.

Kinda Emo nowadays cuz I still havent get used to 'life' here yet. Life here= The mighty Lone Wolf. GG lah ok, over here don't know do what. Everyone sure abit fucked up one. oh, like my flatmates. Got this pair of twins living with me, I met them last year at the gym while i was boxing. We talked and then we sparred together a few times, then they ask me move in with them, sure why not. They also abit sohai one, when they talk its like a language only they two will understand. No mistake, they are talking in english but its all like a mixture of gluturral rough jumble of shit. Everytime they talk to me I have to pay close attention, more than how much attention i pay in class. and if i dont get it, i just nod and say 'haha yeah...". But its good though, at least I get to beat them up every Saturday. Like how I did Last Saturday.

Poor boys..I mean men. One is graduating this June and One is doing his honours. And they both take turns getting they ass whup by a 19turning20 little boy. GoodJob their parents send them come to christchurch and they stayed here for more than 5 years just to end up getting beat up by me once every week? and the thing is that, they like it? XD

Everyday Is a routine. Wake up, eat, class, eat, sleep, gym, eat, sleep x 365 times. Though I hate to be here, it's also good also lah, at least i can focus better here on fitness and studies. If I was at RIT or Curtin back at Miri...haibu all hell break lose and kayii no3 and no 4 and no 5 and no 6 all one by one come out. And I'll sure turn into a fat fuck cuz i wont be going gym much and my dad sure get angry for being such a naughty boy, not that im not over here. lol.

To go Melbourne or not? That is the question.

Some smart ass ask me save up 2.3k for melbourne trip. I got less than 300 bucks now, not that i dont wanna save but its kinda impossible XDXD. But! O well, Daryll, I mean. I will figure something out. Worse comes to worse is i go melbourne with 100AUD for 2 weeks. LOL. but seriously lah if i cant reach up to 800 i wont go!

Anyway a final point. When you're sleeping at night and You feel like you're being watched or something is going to appear and rape you bumhole. Have No Fear Cuz....

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Prince Narnia the Awesome is here to rescue you!

Take care! XD

first update for 2010

So There I was walking to do some groceries shopping listening to 'All the single ladies' by Beyonce and totally getting my groove on, when suddenly i stopped and said to myself..

"WTF am I doing?"

Haibu imba this XDXDXD.

Today Is Veronica's happiest day ever in the whole of 2010 because I FINALLY I UPDATED. I don't know where to start cuz alot of stuff has happened! First of all, im no more with Ka Yii. Suprise Suprise. I'm SURE that you all have heard enough of her so i'll skip all the amazing details. A short summary of us. Together for 5 weeks, 2nd Jan no more, then 2nd jan she got on the magic carpet to Bintulu and went to KL for some turbo trip with this hot sexy need4speed guy and they live happily ever after :)

Anyway....Now I'm in Christchurch aka da'shit hole. Everyday is a fun day where I get up and do Fun stuff and there is no sadness or loneliness here at all. BUT, so far it's still ok lah. I'm not even here for 2 weeks and I got a bloody nose and a swollen knuckle already! lol. Got it from sparring with these 2 guys. They were much worse than me ok. One's head is swollen..and my knuckle was swollen cuz i punched his head, so yeah, go figure that out. It's the same as like I use my pen to poke you and my pen broke but you're stabbed. The other guy has a black eye and is still in shock. awesome. Can't wait for another round next Saturday. This time I've level-ed up already. But enough of that already, Don't think that you guys are interested in this kinda stuff at all.

Guess who's in Christchurch too???

Haibu Rachel Yek. So my feet was trapped in the train rails and got this hugebigass training coming my way and I was facing certain death, i cried out for help but no one wanted to help me of me being asian and all. I was prepared to be a handicapped like Daryll Ooi already but THEN suddenly this figure appear out of nowhere, pulled my leg free and i was SAVED! omg am I lucky or am i lucky?? Who was this wonderful person that saved me? Well it's not rachel cuz I also don't know as I woke up from my sleep already! HAHA.

She's stuck at the same shit hole as me also. Good job lah 3 years of fun for you :) Y'all can ask her how fun Christchurch is. Here are some pictures of her

Day 1

";) ohh look at me i'm having sooo much fun nerhZZzzzZ!!!"

Day 3

"I had the BESTEST time of my life here! Today I went surfing!!!"

Day 3 1/4

"OH GOD! I'm so boreddddddd......."

Day 5

"*whistles.....Hmmmm what should I do hmmmm.....must.do.something.before.i.die."

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"HAHAAAAAAAAAA SMELL MY ASSSSS DOGGYYYYY!!!!!!!"

LOL. and the best thing about this is that she doesnt know that I have a blog.

Hmmm...what more can I say.... Well I miss you guys alot! especially veron! Even though I fell into the sea and you laugh at me before you pull me up and then I fell AGAIN into the sea and you laughed even harder...I still love you. Miss Daryll Ooi the Comel too. The nights that we spent under the moonlight will be cherished till I die. And Sarah Choo Choo too. The Jet Ski damn fun right? Holding onto each other for support, ur arms around my waist...the wind blowing against our faces...us going faster than daryll and veron....and then...lol..well what happens at KK stays at KK! And Caitlin too! your sexiness and your smile brightens up my day ok! and Florence! My gym buddy, without you here, im so lonely at the gym ok. no one to shave my stories with and no one to jog with by the beach side watching the sunset. Please dont get drunk too much although you say that you're not drunk but both of ur legs are up pointing at the sky. and Julian...we said we gonna hardcore gym...gonna make a movie.gonna parkour XD haibu epic fail everything, but nevermind this year pasti boleh. and I miss aaron and genghis and Jok and Andy and Max too! Didnt go out much but it was damn fun with u all! lol...

and of course my family too. shit. almost forgot to write that XD.

This year June Maybe gonna go Melbourne again! 60/40 chances of going. cannot let my dad know ok. I ran out of things to write already. I should be studying or sleeping now but i couldn't be bothered. But anyway I'll try to update asap...hopefully in this few days a comet will drop outside my window or i find a dragon egg so i got something to write about.

Love you all, mwah.

Wedding Crasher

haha heyy!! Just got back home from kena rogol by Turbo Ho. That's Ho Ka Yii's nickname now, Ho 'Turbo' Kayii. Kesi or not I ask you??

Turbo had a dance performance today at the Boulevard Restaurant. Ngam ngam my dad also got wedding dinner there, but there's 3 weddings going on at the same time, so have to see if we got fate to meet each other or not lah.

So I texted her,
"eh, your wedding dinner is on the 2nd or 3rd floor? I'm on the 3rd"
"I'm on the 2nd one oh.."

GG ok. I tell my dad that i wanna go with him all for nothing liao de man.... but nevermind because...

*hands over 20 bucks,
"nah, here you go son. you just simply throw into the bowl and just walk in only lah."
"@.@, really ah??"
"Yeah, really lah go ok."

Hai bu gg this? my dad teach me how to crash weddings ok. When I got there I was really scared lorh, cuz got like 4 people sitting by the door with a big ass lists of something. I scare that they will ask if my name on the list or not and i'll have to simply make one billybob name out ok. But very lucky cuz they just ask me to sign nyea.

Then at the wedding I met a 70++ year old friend. Imba ok, I think she got a crush on me. And then got to see Turbo use her hydraulics on the stage, can goyang goyang like when you fill the balloon with water and u pusing pusing it around k. lol gg. After that we all went to eat again and then now im back home cuz i'm too full till can't sleep already.

Nothing much to write lah today, cuz I just wanna tell you all that I lost my wedding-crashing virginity today liao ok. EH, not bad ok? simply throw in ang pao and just walk in and pretend that you know the groom...hai bu just now the girl ask, "You are the groom's friend?", "No, I represent my dad to come cuz he outstation." "Oh, then you must be on the groom's friends side loh.", "Yeah, I think so too."

You got to play it cool ok, when you walk to the table and ask if any of the FIVE seats are taken and they say YES, don't panic. When you walk to another table and ask if any of the SIX seats are taken and they say YES again, dun worry. When you walk to the table beside with THREE empty seats and you ask if it's taken and again they say YES, you'll start to think that they know that you're uninvited guest, but hey, don't panic. Just walk to the person who you think is incharge and go, "hey, I Don't have a Seat.", and can liao ok?

Thats all for now. Take care all of you. Turbo is the best. The seat's cushions damn nice to touch de ok.

2 weeks

2 more weeks and I'm going to be back at Miri! woohooo..

Sorry for not updating for weeks! I'll update soon when I'm back at Miri.

I think.

Maybe.

Yeah I will.

Well, tests coming up next week! Really really got to study lah...

Just now go sparring (fighting) again man...

Got a black eye! hahaa lol my first one hahaa...bt don't worry mum, it's just a small one. Should see how the other guy is man...GG epic fail ok.

Anyway, I've got nothing more to write about. Gonna take a nap now and then study! Take care! Bye!

time 4 change

A MSN Conversation between me and nefiLoH.

haha bet that you don't know who that is!

MUMMMMMYYYYYY!!!

I FEEL BAD!!!!!

awwwww
how come??
what happened?
I still dont know how to ask ><
ohhh
well just be brave and ask
dun worry about the consequences
ahhhh
ahhh
ahhhhh
ahhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I went out with him yesterday.
how was it?
and everything was abnormally quiet..
ohh,
well did u two had a goodtime then
well the next time u two are texting with each other
just be like, "hey can I ask you something?"
and like, just ask lah
lols.
ahh
ahhh
ahhhhh!
oh maybe just do it sometime in the afternoon
morning he sure still blurr blurr de, so wait till afternoon when hes more awake
just go, "hey how are you??"
"hey I'm fine."
ahhhhhhh!
"so...Hey, can I ask you something really important?"
lols.
"yeah sure. go ahead."
"Well, you know, I really like you and all that, and im just dying to know if you like me back also?"
lols
1) "ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha"
tht's so straight forward, ma
did you do tht to dad also?
haha
haha yeahhh
wow
no need to beat around the bush, straight to the action lol
give me the second option
or 2) "Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you."
and then u will go, "Alrite find.Watch out when you go out next time."
"Hmph? What?"
I'm just saying..People nowadays drive carelessly."
lols.
3rd lerh?
3) "omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell"
hahahas.
hahahaha
hahahha
hahhahaha
hahha
but it's so weird la,,
i 'm girl doing this
yeah, so basically these are the 3 endings lah
haha
it's not weird ok
it's revolutionary.
it's time for a change
lols.
REALLY OK.
omg, i would be so flattered if got girl do that to me
now u should dedicate a blogpost for me (haibu dedicate a post for you..)
about women's revolution
hahaha
hahaha yeah! I think i should! lol
lols.
yay
yeah. you'll be one of the early pioneers

lols.
so dont just because of 'it feels weird' stop you from doing it
lols.
just do it
Just think of what spiderman would do

Yeah, you got that right. It's time for a change! It has been like what? a couple hundred of years already that guys are making the first move towards girls. All those 'Hey do you like me?" , "you wanna be my gf?" are all initiated by guys! And it's getting alil bit dull and boring already. Girls should start making the first moves ok, don't shy shy lah.

Like you know that famous upside-down kiss scene in Spiderman? Wouldn't it be cooler if it was Mary-Jane who was hanging upside-down instead of Peter Parker!? Man...I tell you the film earnings would be doubled ok. First cuz it's Mary-Jane hanging upside down! Then..it's because she's wearing a skirt...lol..and then..her shirt isnt tucked in....hahaa! But that's not the point k! lol.

So I know it'll be really unnerving and scary to do this girls, but don't be. There's usually 3 possible outcomes as mentioned above. And usually, the outcome is 1 (ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha) or 3 (omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell). No.2 (Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you) will rarely occur; unless you look like Shrek+Freddy+Jason+Barney+Bald Britney+Paris Hilton's Upskirt. Guys will be totally flattered one I tell you!

Anyway, I will update again when I get back to nifeloh! lol wish her luck!!