lost again...and many other stuff.

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha.....my team lost again at bball!! lolololololol

guess how much was the score! just guess~....82-47! wooohoooo!!!! we were agaisnt St. Bedes! and we were short of 4 players, 3 were involved in my school's production and one was at debate...so we had 4 others year10 players instead. I didnt score 20 points this time though...scored about 8 points nyea! lol. but this team was better than the one tat we were against last week! doesnt really matter cuz we lost to both of them!

you know right, im starting to wonder if we are ever gonna even win once or not! Cause like....we suck! but it's all good for me, im just doin it for the experience, 30 years from now i can tell my kids tat i played basketball during my highschool years and lost every single match there is! imagine how wide my kid's eyes are gonna be! @.@. lol

anyway, next i will talk about my school's production. It's on King Henry, starring Fat Ang mo boy as FAT king Henry! macibai, he damn fat oh! his neng is like very besar! if he go to africa or any third world country, he's gonna give all the starving kids a monstrous erection!!! hahaha. This production is done by my school, ST. Thomas and Villa Maria, our sister school! It's a combination of dialogue and songs..d'uh...musical production. The ticket price is NZD 5 and i utterly regret to spend that money!

macibai ah! none of the boys can sing!!!! i swear to god, i can hum better compared to all of them singing at the same time. Especially tat cibai king fat henry, all his songs is in ONE tune only......THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? and then there's this other character called Sir Thomas More, one of the fat king's minister la! he sang 'you raise me up.' and fuck, i was about to raise my foot and plant it into his fucking face. Holyshit man! if u think that getting raped by a gang of natives is bad....just wait till u hear him sing. i think if Josh Groban (the guy who sang 'you raise me up') heard this guy, he will fly down to Christchurch and use chopstick and stuff them up his arse and break it in half and then shove his head into the sheeps' ass!

Some of the girls can sing quite ok okla...only got 2 very, well, moderately good nyea. One's the king's wife, Queen something and the other is the King's other wife, Queen something. one is fat and the other is skinny, so i shall bestowe the name 'Queen kurus' and 'Si gemuk.' The king had 6 wives. and the production is basically about how he fucked them to get a son and how he fuck up his fucking fat-filled life. My ears almost burst u know ka? like, half way thru the songs, i pop on my earphones and listened to some Britney Spears! break the ice babey!!! that song is nice ok!

Went there at 7.00pm, it finishes at 10.30pm. and that 3 hours.....well, lets just say tat i dun wanna talk about it. i rather talk about how i wipe my ass in the toilet. first i pull the toilet paper roll to a length of approx 40 cm, then i fold it over 4 times and then i say my little chant, 'xiao gu gu, xiao du du, wo de ma ma zhai na li. zhai ze li, zhai ze li, wo de ma ma zhai ze li.' bla bla bla....haha.



hmmm....what more to tell about to you guys? well, the OTHER love machine lost the power source! lol, dun know if he visits this cibai nonsense blog or not la! but i sure hope tat he does! lol, but hey, it's all good aye, he had fun......i think. =) and oh! this other Love machine got his LAST GF! clue: 10.05. haha, and THIS love machine, well he's still looking for the right plug! fuck man! all the holes cant be fit into the plug ah!!! so hard man.........so...anyway.....apparently im like a 'personal fitness trainer' now!
MY clients :

Jackie Sim: 178cm, 92 kg. NO GYM MEMBERSHIP, ONLY HAS 2 DUMBBELL, DOES 2KM in
40 MINUTES (i did it in 15 minutes.), diet consist of eating twice a day (instant
noodles and keropok lekor and fried squid). XD

Daryll Ooi: SI comel, dia sangat comel, bulu dia sangat seksi! GOES TO GYM. ..WITH JORDAN
TING (who also wants to be my client, but he's not.) Breast size= -32A, also known as
the opposite of Pamela 'tua neng' Anderson.

My DAD: cibaifuckingtulantalkabouthisbudakgemuk ah!. the one tat i spent the MOST time with
to plan and suit his lifestyle and health. After FOUR failed (not fail la, just he dun want
to do it nyea.), he decided to stick with his old plan (10 years and still going, =) ), goin
on a diet now (i think and i pray.). weight: unknown.

Cik yee : Lol, lost 5kg. does running and jogging on the weekends. Now on a diet, which is really
good la! if she continues wat she does now till the end of the year, she's gonna be the
hottest teacher in sri mawar! lol. weight: unknown.

My bro: Weight: 82kg (was 94kg), been on and off diets, cuz of frequents 'giving-ups' and then
restart again cuz tulan when he look at mirror. Diet: morning just 2 apples till 3.30pm,
and night time no rice -kena me tiao cuz he starve himself! Does pushups and situps
and i hope SWIMING! status: his mountain is now a hill.

Adeline: Plans to lose 10 pounds in 2 months time...easy la! 10 pounds is like 5kg, i can do tat in
2 weeks baby! Gonna look like Beyonce by December and go hang out with me with her
Apple Green bikini. On a diet now, which is working quite fine. sometimes go to jog.
and...no gym also...=(.



and now my weekly workout routine.

Lester: 186cm, 96kg (gonna go till 100/105), bodyfat %- 14.8% (gonna go down till 8%)

~current phase now- bulking phase, 3 more weeks to go (till end of june-30 June 2008.)~

on monday is my chest and triceps day, after school i bus to the gym and meet up with my bald brazillian training partner! lol. after gym, go for bball.

Tuesday, after school go to gym again, for back and biceps. after gym, bball or Boxing

Wednesday, yea, u can guess it, gym again. sometimes arms, or cardio. Or rest day.

Thursday, after school, go to gym and swim 70 laps. then do shoulders, and then bball and if i can still breathe, boxing.

Friday, after school at gym, do on legs, then bball.

Saturday, circuit training and cardio.

Sunday, today i grab a pack of ice and chill.

4 more to go!

hahahaha....im 96kg now! gonna go till either 100 or 105kg and then start shredding down liao....lol, chicken and potatoes! here i come!!!!! haha.

61-31

Well, just had a basketball match yesterday. my school ST. fuckingThomas VS ST. fuckingAndrews. I'll just cut the bullshit and tell you the truth now! we LOST. haha. fuck yeah.

The game was at 8.00pm. At around 7pm, i went n met up my limping friend at mc donalds. We arrived there at about 7.30pm. Our school's rubgy team was playing a social bball match with some other schools. It was a draw! lol....so anyway, fuck those guys. im gonna tell you about how i magnificently lost!!!!! wooohoooo

So, the game starts. Im in the first 5, as centre in this bullshit team. Im the tallest and biggest one in my team, and i think the whole game but the opponent's height are more balanced compared to ours...kanasai de my team! one 6'2 ASIAN boy, and the rest are just 5 feet something! and oh, there's one other white boy in my team who's taller than me abit, but he's a pussy. meow.

30 seconds into the game, STAC (our cibai opponent's team name) scored 4 points liao. 4-0. Everyone was everywhere. It was like all hell broke loose, thanks to my coach's excellent coaching skills. He said and i quote, "what is the most important thing to do during the game?....Whenever u get the ball, try to shoot it by watever means and get it into the basket, cuz that's the whole point of the game." .....Shoot ur head ah tiao cibai angmo....dun need to pass or teamwork de har? kanasai de...cibai practice 40 minutes 2 times a week nyea, how u want us to win or get better??!?!?!?!?! lol.

so anyway, the score is now 6-37. hai bu gg???? 30 points lead ah! and my team members are still having fun one man show there, but sadly, kena outnumbered 3 on 1....Then i set myself on fire. ROAR. and BANG! 20 points in a row! yes!!!!!!!!!!! still maybe probably might still got hope. but then my cibai coach sub me out and put this fucking useless white boy in.

nevermind loh! i need the rest anyway....so i sat down, wiped my sweat and drank some water. then suddenly, "lester, ur up, replace Oli (the cibai white guy tat sub me.)" so i got up, then sub tat fking prick. I turned and look at the scoreboard, 28-49. MACIBAI, i leave game havent 4 minutes, STAC scored 10 more points?!?!?!?!

Then something bad starts to happen.....trouble breathing, getting weaker and weaker, losing concentration, ass hurts like crap.....i dun have stamina anymore! and im not the only one! haha, the whole team! so long story short, they scored another 12 points, and i scored one more time, and two other guys scored again. but all in all, we LOST.

man, at first when i was on the 20 points streak, my coach's face lit up, but then when tat cibai white boy came in and kindly presented another 10 points to the opponent, my coach wanna cry liao! after the game right, he didnt even come and talk to us! lol, just tell us tat next tuesday got training..WOO, im soooooo looking forward to it COACH CARTER! haha.



Thanks to Aaron who gave me some pointers and tactics during the game! without him, there is no fking 20 points! then we would have a 6-61 score instead!! haha. SO in a way, Aaron is the MVP of the game! haha, 3 roars for Aaron! meow! meow! meow!

ps. my left eye bleed, my glasses is bent, and my right knee is bruised...it was awesome! bring it on white pussies! =P

mr wriggles

macibai.....

you know how long i didnt say that word liao ma??? like 4 months!!!!! thank god SI comel saved me!

that's si comel. comel kan?? lol..

so how was my day like. Well, it's kinda like my every other day. shitty dumbfuck crap. Woke up at around 7.30am. Then i went to make my breakfast which consists of 5 eggs and one big bowl of muesli. While i was eating my breakfast, i was making my lunch as well too, a huge piece of chicken thigh and another huge piece of chicken breast along with sweet potatoes, cauliflowers, brocolli and spinach....popeye the sailor man! pooo pooo..he's popeye the sailorman!! pooo poooo..lalalalalal...he's popeye the sailor man! pooo pooo.

And all tat nonsense about ppl saying tat u will get big and strong if u eat lots and lots of spinach is bullcrap ok! It just gives u diarhea and killer farts. KILLER. how do i know? cuz i know la! if u dun believe, go try it out urself then!

haha, anyway. my cooking skills has greatly levelled up already! from frying miserable eggs to frying chicken!! haha, i showed u eh mum!?!...but getting there wasnt an easy trip, like for instance, this morning while i was frying the chicken, i 'teraccidentally' set up the smoke alarm...i didnt even know tat there's one! haha, but yea, i set up the house's smoke alarm. my homestay mum was like, WTF? fire? where?.....LESTER?!?!?!!?!!! cibai ah! apa kamu doin!? (she doesnt know malay, but it's cool if she does!) and i was like, huh? not ur alarm ha? so then, she took the fire extinguisher and blast my chicken! haha, nah, just joking she just turned off the fire and gave me a spanking of the lifetime.

Then after my lil fun time, i put on my school uniform and walked to the school. a 10 minutes walk. And then when i reached school, it's form time, where they take attendance and then the class starts. which is super boring! I dun really know why did i come to school today! we basically did nothing at all. first class was drama where we just sat there and watch the wrinkles on my teacher's forehead, then was english where we watched a boring movie called 'American history X' which is about some racist dumbasss white nazi boy/man who doesnt wants to be a naughty nazi warrior anymore but a democratic good nazi boy/man, BUT his other nazi friends arent really happy about him being a good democratic white nazi boy/man because....well, i dun know cuz the teacher paused the DVD as the bell has rung. well, guess tat i will have to find out tml during english and tell you eh?

for breaktime, i hid inside the toilet and had my protein shake. yes. i hid in the toilet and had my protein shake! man...how sad is tat?!?! and cibai, im not joking oh! im serious. sometimes i have a bite of tuna sandwich too. haha. then after my protein shake, i went out and had a big apple and some nuts and raisins. After breaktime, was PE, but my teacher is stil in french. he's a balding ex new zealand soilder who has a bad knee. =). so we played basketball.

Year10(15 year olds, average height :5 feet) versus Year 13 (17-18 year olds, average height : 5'11). haha, i was in the year 10's group. we were seriously outsized! and the year 13's group are all like, 6 feet tall with one japanese/black/maori/hawaiian boy who's 5 feet something and our female subsitute teacher.

but needless to say, my team PAWN their sorry big ass. PAWNED till they're like some overcooked chicken tat set up the smoke alarm! but fa...they were really rough! the rule was 'no blood, no foul'. so yay, i likey. i was like a beast of fury, haha, no really. I almost made the japanese/black.maori/hawaiian boy cried. he got angry and tore off my collar! haha, but it was an 'accident'.

so yeah, we were leading like erm....8-40, or something close. and 20 plus were scored by me. and yea, the female sub teacher also quite garang de oh! push me like hell there, but i sabar.....but then, she still push me! i think tat she has a thing for big hot sweaty sexy malaysian boys eh? Then she push again! i tulan liao...let her smell my armpit! i jump up and PUFFED! rasalah ayam goreng saya! haha.

basketball ended, we all went back happily, at least i did. next was mathematics. bloodyhelldamnboring. then i went back home and had lunch tat i prepared in the morning.

arrived home and packed my stuff to get ready to go to gym. Did shoulders today! and then rushed to Canterbury gym to help out my friends to train there. lol, seems like im pretty good at this fitness stuff eh. maybe i should just quit school and be a personal trainer instead? but i think my dad wont be so happy about it de! haha.

After gym, went to mac donalds to hang out! had a quater pounder burger, with large fries and large coke and a caramel sundae....so much for my diet eh?! haha. and then came home at around 8pm and had dinner again, chicken with steamed veges with sweet sauce with brown rice.

then I went to shower where i rubbed and washed my.... bla bla bla, and then came online and wrote down this silly blog.

In memory of Pollux Sii who's still living.

random stuff

Hi guys, first and foremost, please dun be shocked. this isnt me at week 3 ok! haha, this is just one of my really really good awesome brothers. Oliver Yee...something something! XD, sorry, i cant remember! haha. anyway, he's in Perth now. doing law i think. He's the most well-behaved boy in the whole wide world and also THE WORLD BIGGEST TEDDY!! haha.

well, for this post, im not gonna write 3500 thousand words about how awesome oliver is. im just gonna post up random pictures of my friends! yipee!!! hahaha

And this right here is chong yee ping. dun worry, she doesnt look his terrible in real life, it's just tat...well, let's just say that it was all my fault! lol. i know that i shouldnt be doing this, but...nvm la! known her since primary 1, about 10 years liao i think! didnt use to be really close to her, but like one month before i leave to christchurch, we suddenly become best friends?? XD.

moving on...

now....what do we have here...hehe..the legendary puteri gunung bunga ros ah?? haha, no la..this is Wendy Nguan Siew Hung! and you can say that the two of us arent exactly best buddies, actually we arent even friends, in funny sort of way. And in a way, i played a huge role in her life which made her the woman that she is today. Just ask her yourself and she will tell you ALL about it! hahas. met her at secondary school, chung hua. She was really well-behaved and all that but one day, she met a guy who would change her world forever. it all started with an 'arm-raise' and that was the end of her normal daily life....from that day onwards, all of us look at things from a whole new different perspective! haha! if u know what i mean...wink wink...

DRUM ROLLS.........

presenting the almighty magika bball cardtricks zooming knight of the lightspeed society.

Andy "hydroxycut" wong.

haha! well, this guy is really really erm....good to be with! first time i met him, well not officially meet la...was when we were in form 1. we were playing bball together and i 'accidentally' broke his spectacles! then my mum had to look for him and i think that shocked the shit out of his nose. haha, then we meet each other when we coincidentally moved to a same new school. haha, well, things you should know about andy: knows magic, AWESOME bball player, has 3 types of shirt -green nike, blue nike, pink and white stripes collared shirt and green and white striped collared shit and last and i think least, a black nike shirt. and yea, never ever ever forget this! he's super duper OHfuckingly FAST! no joke! he finished a 8km joggerthon in a amazing time of 3 HOURS!!!!! WAH LAO EH!!

and yea, he plays guitar too. even when he sleeps too! it just shows how devoted man he is! i wonder how can he ever balance all this..magic, bball, hydroxycut hardcore and guitar! (FYI, the guitar is real and DOES NOT contain MnMs! and it was strategically placed by me.)

and this right here.....this is my tiger brother, Si Comel.

due to circumstances that i myself also dont know, i wont expose his name in this post, but the next one, so now, let's just stick with Si Comel. It's nice wad...lol

I've known si comel since Primary one too! but we werent really good friends back then. then at form 1 we are still not good friends yet. haha, then si comel went to Tasmania to study. Then after that, we became great friends and dun know wat cibai incident, we call ourself the tiger brothers. he's 'Si comel bola ping pong warna pelangi' and im like 'Si tompok Harimau Sabertooth garang' XDXDXDXD, weeks before i came here, we all use to hang out every single day! me using my mum's Vios, goin out at 6 am, coming back at 12 am. man, did we drive her crazy eh??? haha, did lots and lots of crazy thing together, got a strategic part of my body signed, wore women's clothing...and all this kind of crazy shits.


anyway, i think i have pissed off enough people already for this time being. for the next post, i will continue from what we left here. coming soon, Juelez Crowne!!!! wooohooooo....

yay

Hey guys!! im back! got too bored and decided
to stretch out my finger! lol, anyway here's week 2

Phew, thank god that there's still some hope left! this is week 2, pretty good eh? 1 and a half weeks ago....

it's pretty amazing what i could do in ONE week eh? i did what took most people weeks or even months to do. but fuck, it wasnt easy. Started the hardcore boiling diet where everything i eat is only boiled. (veges, meat, fish, no carbs.) it was hardout man!

I signed up for a gym too. it's called wharanui sports centre, paid $260 (RM640) XDXD, my dad's gonna kill me if he finds out! lol, but hey, it's all for the good of me myself and I. At least i don't spend it on clubbings and boozes and drinks and stuff like that....partly it's also because that im underaged still! haha...2 more months babeh!

My arms are looking more human-like now! haha, i can see more muscles definition and shape now, but the fucking alien-belly is still there! fuck! well, at least im progressing right? note that it has only been 2 weeks!

check out the pictures for week 3...coming soon....next week. d'uh!

OMG

Hey guyss! it's me!! lol. im new to this blogging thing, so dun blame me for any mistakes. im not sure wat to write yet yadda yadda bla bla bla bla bla.... seems like that's the first sentence that everyone used when they first start blogging eh?? what a stupid thing to do. You know what, im gonna post nude pictures of myself!! haha, well, semi-nude. lol.

Well, im in Christchurch, New Zealand now, the most boring place in the whole wide world... and some guys think that Miri is boring, just wait till you come here lah! anyway, enough about that, time for the good stuff.

OMFG. look at that fat ass! lol, bloody hell, i gained about 10 kgs. Thanks to Christmas, 'farewell' dinners, holidays, outing with friends and such. and things got worse when i came here. fucking shit, no gym, no jogging cuz the weather here is so magnificently cold!

check out my titties! i've got mad boobies eh?? haha. lost my freakin abs! and this picture reminds me of Andy, AFTER hydroxycut hardcore! LOL.

And this is me from the right side. FUCK man! just look at it! look at it! macibai...Got so outta shape! it's like im deformed or something. and my boobs! omfg.

and this is from the left side. It's ok, i will understand if you guys started puking or vomiting blood. haha! and to make things worse, im wearing only a towel! lolol, people will think what the fuck is this punkass mothafucker doin!

haha! did u have fun seeing those nasty pictures?? lol, haha, but no worries, things will get better, i hope. Gonna start working out and dieting and all that. ASAP. dun know when yet, but it will be ASAP! haha.

anyway, stay tuned for my next post on my update of my sad titties! lol