Battle of the species

THE BATTLE OF THE SPECIES

VS

Anjing Betina Comel VS Harimau-Pasti-Menang

Lookie lookie guys...another war has been challenged! haha, That's Doreen 'i-like-to-eat-sushi' Nee. We too are on a sexy battle. Be ready to see the ultimate sexy showdown. oh yes, there will be pain. my teeth in ur sorry lil butt! ROAR.

The Reasons

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"AND LOL LESTER which of those reasons contribute to any of the challenge lolololol"

Since Xiao Rong Weng doesnt know which reasons contribute to any of the challenges, im gonna TELL him every single one. =)

1) He's shorter than me. (height is a major factor in sexyness, if ur a girl, u prefer a midget or a tall lean Spartan warrior?
2) His gym sucks. (You need the proper equipments to get the best possible results and sorry, ur gym doesnt even have a bench press....=(
3)He doesnt take any PROTEIN SHAKE. (You need PROTEINS to build muscles, and from what i think ur eating, u dun get enough!)
4) So far, he only has the program for his chests and back nyea...and if i want to ngiau ci, i wont give him the training program for shoulders....hehe...( You need a good training program that trains every specific part and u need to change the program every 4-5 weeks so ur body doesnt adapt and to achieve super compensation....)
5) He hasnt start a good proper diet yet with the right amount and choices of food. (What you eat and how much you eat is really important, to get sexy u not only have to train, but to eat the right choices of food too, PROTEINS>VEGES>CARBS>GOOD FATS.)
6) He doesnt know the right amount and choices of food. (Cuz you already dun know What kind of food you should eat.)
7) He can't have the right amount and choices of food cause he's not preparing his own meals. (You can't cook,- assumed by me. and You're a lazy boy)
8) My mother loves me more than him (true wad...im her son ok...XD)
9) 3 years ago he challenged me to 1 on 1 in bball for $50 bucks, he lost and till now he havent pay me yet. (and that incident will haunt him for life, knowing tat i beat him before and that i CAN and WILL beat him again..it's all in your head...)
10) He havent finish make my airplane yet.. (Bodybuilding is all about dedication and displine and willpower, u cant even complete my AIRPLANE, tiao, how u wanna accomplish anything at all if u cant even do a simple tasks huh?)
11) His grammar ada sikit problem. Prove: "......and kim, who do u talking you`re talking about huh?short punk."- Daryll Ooi, real hard iron sabertoothtiger, 1 June 2008, 4.37 pm." (He might have trouble understanding and reading the exercise, for instance, the term hyperextensions, Creatine Phosphate, the treadmill and the bench press..lol.)
12) Jordan TING goes to the same gym as him. (tiao...u think ur goin to ZOO ha?)
13) Because im Lester Lai. (What more can I say?)

Heaven VS Earth

Well, u guys heard all about the rambles of Hilary Clinton and Obama...

and now....

TITANIUM SABERTRIPLETOOTH TIGER VS THE IRON SABERTOOTH TIGER

WHO WILL WIN???

VOTE FOR ME.

Reasons of why someone is goin to lose.

REASONS WHY DARYLL/SI COMEL/ XIAO WENG WENG/ IRON SABERTOOTH TIGER/ MY SWEET POOPY HONEY PIE IS GOING TO LOSE.

1) He's shorter than me. (i know u 170 ++ ok...)
2) His gym sucks. (no bench press machine, no squat rack, limited weighted dumbbells, small.)
3)He doesnt take any PROTEIN SHAKE. (u want me to tell u how many times ha??)
4) So far, he only has the program for his chests and back nyea...and if i want to ngiau ci, i wont give him the training program for shoulders....hehe...
5) He hasnt start a good proper diet yet with the right amount and choices of food.
6) He doesnt know the right amount and choices of food.
7) He can't have the right amount and choices of food cause he's not preparing his own meals.
8) My mother loves me more than him
9) 3 years ago he challenged me to 1 on 1 in bball for $50 bucks, he lost and till now he havent pay me yet. (God sides with the person who's right and just.)
10) He havent finish make my airplane yet.. (tiao..my airplane leh???)
11) His grammar ada sikit problem. Prove: "......and kim, who do u talking you`re talking about huh?short punk."- Daryll Ooi, real hard iron sabertoothtiger, 1 June 2008, 4.37 pm."
12) Jordan TING goes to the same gym as him.
13) Because im Lester Lai.




and no daryll, this blog isnt created to jio u...XDXD. right guys?? can tell me which part of my blog is jioing him ma? lol....shssssshhh...

Xiao Weng Weng

Short quotes from A 2005 story entitled, 'the Diary of a midget.'

".....Immediately I knew what was going on! This is the day I have been waiting for all my miserable life! Yes! YABADABADOO! She closes the curtains closely because I’m damn sure we won’t want to be caught! Hell no! She got nearer and nearer, there’s a raving party down there (dick). This is it! Then she tilt her head, I thought that she was going to say ‘FUCK ME!’ or something like it. Instead she said, “Rub my shoulders again!” I thought that it was a little weird but who gives a damn! I rubbed her shoulders. She gave out a soft moan, I rubbed harder and she began to grunt. I rubbed and squeeze it, with every method I know! I pinched, twist, pressed, grab, touch until I’m out of ideas. Then I stopped because I’m tired......"


"....They came and knocked me down. I remain there because it’s clear to me that I’m no match to those Titans of Pleasures, Gods of Joy…….I’m nothing!...*sigh....."


"Then out of nowhere, a damn white-haired, horse appeared with it’s humongous cock sticking out like a damn fire hose! And yes, I was fucked by the horse too! Something is really wrong here! Why is it that I’m always getting fuck today"


".....3 days later, I was resurrected, I found myself inside a cabinet in the morgue. And then it was a whole new story."



PS, daryll, u got a new nick name again. XIAO WENG WENG.

for daryll

DARYLL OOI CHEONG WEI, AKA IRON SABERTOOTH TIGER AKA SI (sangat) COMEL..

I CHALLENGE you to a PRE-WAR before the ULTIMATE WAR BETWEEN TWO FEROCIOUS TIGERS.

When we are both back at Miri, we are gonna go to RIT and let the students to decide. and im gonna WIN and you're gonna LOSE. The loser chia kolok mee and Ice lemon tea! and the winner gets the title of, 'most sexiest tiger.'

MUST READ!!!!!!!!

Quote:
"WTF?! lester, dont go spreading false stories bout me, you know i`m the real HARD IRON SABERTOOTH TIGER, and kim, who do u talking you`re talking about huh?short punk."- Daryll Ooi, real hard iron sabertoothtiger, 1 June 2008, 4.37 pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....guys, type in 'Ngin Jion' in Google Search and u will find the hidden treasures of the AUTHENTIC MACAM BESI PUNYA SABERTOOTH ROARING BLARING TIGER MAN. I found this piece of AWESOME literacy. It was by Hayden Chin, one of my buddies back at Miri. This piece is written back at 2005! so wooohoooo...it's like an ancient artifact. enjoy....


'article removed due to the 'bu suangness' of si comel.'