Wednesday, June 11, 2008
nothing
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Recounter
(from daryll's blog. NOT BY ME OK.)
Multi-tasking
Joshua: Have to fucking finish my divorce paper in 2 hours!!
Daryll: Good Luck!
** Hours Later **
Joshua: Cibai
Daryll: WHAT?
Joshua: I wanna jump off Yu Lan Plaza liao
Joshua: See you man.
Daryll: MY EXAMS TOMORO!,Wait i`m coming with You!
Everyone Multitask right? For example, having dinner while studying or even playing video games while talking on the phone and such. Some people are just able to do it better or even capable of handling more tasks at a single period of time by having a serious concentration on each and everyone of them.
BUT, HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE LIKE THIS BEFORE?
(original Post)
1. Listening to Music via Ipod Touch
2. Studying Mathematics
3. Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it
4. Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair
5. Drying Basketball Jersey with a HAIRBLOWER
6. Talking to Me
1. Listening to Music via Ipod Touch which he fiddles around every 20 seconds or so
2. Studying Mathematics
3. Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it while constantly changing positions
4. Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair while using his back to hold it in position
5. Drying Basketball Jersey with a HAIRBLOWER
6. Talking to Me, Good Ears i presume.
GUESS WHAT GUYS!? ANOTHER LIST! HAHAHA!
1) like i said, listening is not doing something! and fiddling isnt really counted in 'doing 6 things at once' cuz its not continuos...unless u got some problem la and cant decide on what songs u wanna hear and keep on changing to a new songs after just hearing the intro for 3 secs...
2)studying math is valid. =)
3)"Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it while constantly changing positions" now that's bullcrap. 'constantly changing position??? r u masturbating with the chair ka?? mahai......dun tell me tat his friend is Daryll Ooi No.2??? XDXD (im not implying tat daryll masturbates which constantly changing position in the chair...up to u guys la!)
4) "Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair while using his back to hold it in position".......'using his back to hold it in position'..now, i dun know about u guys, but that part just sounded...wrong....daryll u dirty little mongrel dog. XD
5) Studying math is doin something la...lol
6)...not everyone has Bat ears like u, daryll
15secs and the list
"Then, as if to be the chosen one, a spot of sunlight touched the tall, lone ranger…Lester. At the same time, it’s like a cloud of fog covered Lester’s body and the angels were singing his name. “What the hell? Where did all this smoke come from?!” Hayden cried out and then Jayme shouted, “Ngin Jion! Stop singing Lester’s name!”-quoted from Johnny, who quoted from me who quoted from a story by Hayden, 10 June 2008, 3.21pm.
O well..another day, another lost....weihaaaaa.....XD, tell u all about it from the start k.
woke up at 6.30am, and get ready and all that. Put on my contact lens, pack up my gear, shoes, spare clothes, towels and all that. Then at 7.15am, i started walking to school, was suppose to BE there at 7.15am! thank god that i live really near the school...haha. Then had a 3 hour bus ride down to Omaru...mahai, so packed u know! i had to squeeze with a big maori guy..that bus was NOT comfortable at all...but at least got movie to watch la...
So...they we were, watching a movie by Mel Gibson called 'we were soilders' which i think is a manly man movie right? and while watching that manly man movie, some idot connected his Ipod to some speakers...and so began the Westlife concert....started with a song by Ronan Keating, 'when u say nothing at all.' Yeah, and im hearing this while watching soilders movie....how gay is that??? Then 'Uptown Girls's next! XDXD...fucking hell man...i really cant stand....u can hear the boy band singing in harmony with gunshots in the background! (song changes.) "am I, your fire? The one, desire....believe when i say...i want it that way...tell me why???? aint nothing but a heartache...tell me why...aint nothing but a mistake..." backstreetboys came up for about 3 times, then followed by enrique iglesias biggest hits!
Reached St. Kelvins at roughly 11am. The School was HUGE...My school is nothing compared to that school....lol, the compound is sooo very very big man....shit.
Our game was on 12.30pm. at first we were leading, 21-14. yes boys, today is a good day to win. or so we thought.....throughout the game we were all doing great! i achieved a very new record of TWO points per game...LOLOLOL, i know, i amazed myself..thank god no one noticed. haha. so anyway, they started to catch up at the end of the game, BUT we were still leading by 3 or 4 points.
The last 2 minutes. score- 36-39. we MIGHT win if we hold on to the ball and stall for 2 minutes...30 secs passed, opponents shot in a ball, 38-39, i min 32 secs left...cannot play liao oh! MUST hold onto the ball....its do or die.
We run up slowly, then suddenly for some fucking reasons, one of the opponents suddenly increase skill level and steal the ball. Our CAPTAIN got pissed and rushed to him...only him la...cuz u know la, we all macam babi la...well, not all la...everyone did try to run up, except for me..i just stood there and said 'fuck.'
So, then, the player tries to shoot, and my captain TRIES to block and as a result, he pulled his jersey..the Referee aka dumbass biased motherfucker blows the whistle. All of us was like, 'omg...What is it this time???"
'BEEEP.' ' Foul on number 14, unsportsmanship, 3 free throws." (it was 2 free throws at first but after a 1 minute meeting AMONG the TEAM it became 3.)
WHATTTTTT?????? 'But tat wasnt a foul, he was holding the ball so technically its not a foul."
nvm lo...still got 1 min plus, still got hope. so the player goes up to take the shot.
1st bounce...2nd bounce...6th bounce...7th bounce...shoot, in. first shot.
1st bounce..3rd bounce.....5th bounce...8th bounce...shoot, in. second shot. 30 seconds left.
41-39...okok dun panic, still got time. and u wanna know one cibai thing ka??? tat ASSHOLE takes about 15 secs to shoot a ball and the timer is running, legally, ur only allowed FIVE seconds ok...FUCK.
That bugger missed the 3rd shot. we've got 9 seconds left....fuck man, u think this is 'Coach Carter' meh??? haha...so yea, they hold the ball, and we lost. just like tat...just fuckingly like tat...we lost! fuckingshitfucktheref'sfuckingfuglymom.
and technically, we didnt lost becuz of our own fault ok! it's because of the ref! there are TWO of them, both are dumbfuck useless. and also our FUCKING COACH, who WASNT EVEN THERE. tiao....that's why we have no say in that incident, cuz our coach is too busy watchin the rugby match....so yea, HIS fault too!
After that, we went to their hall to have a small feat, some sausages, kebabs, pies and juice. Then at 2.30pm we went onto the bus and left home.
Feeling ashamed and dismayed, the only thing left to do now is go to sleep. AND! u know the ironic part? remember the part where i said, 'fuck man, u think this is 'Coach Carter' meh???'...we watched Coach Carter! lol..and thank god no gay concerts this time...only something worse.....
how can i describe the SMELL on the bus??? hmm...Orange smell+ banana smell+ smelly feet smell+sweat smell+maori's+Asian(me.)+angmo= A smelly smell orgasm of different types of smell! WAlao eh...3 hours....wanna die liao man! shit.
And then the Maoris saw that my phone can take good pictures, so they asked me to take a few pictures of them...not a few...ALOT! i will upload some here next time! lol, too sad to upload any now...
AND, daryll has updated his blog AGAIN! took him only ONE day to do it! WOW! he has exceeded my expectations...but somehow he still manages to disappoint me....it wasnt about my plane..=(..its about his friends who's doin 6 things at once....the fuck?! so learning maths while listening to ipod and talking to you(daryll) while sitting on a chair with a wet t shirt in front of the heater to dry the shirt and to warm urself while holding a hair dryer to blow dry ur trousers is call DOING 6 things la??? hell no. it's more like doin TWO things at once. Let me tell you why.
(lol....here comes the 'list of reasons' again..o well, i bet tat u guys love 'the list' eh??)
1) Sitting down is NOT doing a thing.
2) Putting ur wet shirt on the chair while ur sitting down to dry it is NOT doing a thing. it's something that you've done (putting the shirt at the chair.)
3)Sitting infront of the heater to warm urself is not doing a thing. it's also something tat u done. (putting the chair infront of the heater and turning the heater on.)
4)Listening to Ipod while talking to you(daryll) is just bullshit. (If ur listening to ipod...then u also can hear daryll talk ah??? tiao, unless u just put it on ur ears to act cool la...and besides, listening isnt exactly doing SOMETHING. but, talking is la..BUT, where's daryll? haha)
and the things which you're actually doing are, Studying Math, and BLow drying ur pants. see only 2 nyea...haha
ps: im not doin this to dis daryll, im doin this because i love you... to love is to make 'the list.' (just like how ur mum used to ask u to eat ur veges so that u can grow while listing down what happens if u DONT eat them....see what happened now???)
haha.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Aeroplane Crafting - Part Uno
"eh dude
when is daryll bday?
i have no idea....
why?!?!"- Jackie Sim and the tiger, 9th June 2008, 3.14pm.
"incest is a way to keep the beauty within your family."- Mr Newton, my History teacher, 9th June, 9.43am.
First thing first! Daryll just fking updated his blog!! whoopedeedoooo! It's about MY plane. whee... "Aeroplanes are objects that takes you to the skies,into the midst of clouds, to a whole new world of wonderful joyfullness where Angels rest and ...." okok, good. "To construct a bloody aeroplane, it takes more than strength and knowledge, it takes pure ub3r skills man. Skills normally gifted during birth". ok, i get ur point, no skills=no plane. now i wanna hear about MY plane! "Thats why, A person like me *flex hair*, is suitable to craft an aeroplane-trophy for the upcoming Battle. "...my plane leh??? "Oh right, This aeroplane crafting takes place at one of the few Airports in Melbourne. To be more precise, Essendon fields-Aircraft Mantainance Hangar. Its actually fun crafting it there, you get to see choppers/Helicopters , private jets, small-huge Aeroplanes flying, taking off from a distance not so far away." diao...so long already..and i havent seen a single thing about my plane yet... "Ok that concludes Part-One. See , i know what i`m doing ok."...mahai...wo de fei ci leh??? waited for WEEKS and this is what i get??
lol...nvm la...let u this time. In Part Two, it better be filled with my airplane's picture! not about angels and hair flexing and a new world of wonderful joyfulness ok? boleh ka? can or not? ke yi ma? but i will give u some credits for finally updating ur blog!
Anyway....my bruise has gotten better now, hurts less, but it spreaded out! lol...(yes i know Lester no.2, it's MY bruise and i'm gonna tell the whole fking world about it cause it's MY blog.) Did a beep test today during Pe, there are like 10 plus levels? and every level u need to run to a target before the beep goes, level 1 is the slowest,, level 2 faster, level 3 even faster and so on and so forth. every level has..erm...7 stages, meaning u have to run back and forth 7 times in a level.
The first person gave up at level 4, stage 1....pussy. the second person gave up at level 6, stage 3, the third person gave up at level 7, stage 1...yea baby, im still goin!....and me, i gave up at level 8, stage 1! cannot tahan liao...i almost fainted! then we did paired circuit training, being in faint-mode, i paired out with an angmo who's the fittest there...aside from me! haha First up is skipping, in 1 minute we will see who can skip the fastest, i let the white boy go first.
1 minute passed, 114 skips. my turn. I tell my burning thighs to quit rambling and BEEP. i jump and jump and wobble and jump and jiggle and jump...
A minute passed, 133 skips! haha, take that whitey! u just got beaten by a 100 KG asian boy! lol. Next is hurdles. white boy goes first, did about 13-14 rounds? 100 Kg asian boy goes up. did 7 and a half rounds. Nvm la, let him win...i purposely lose nyea, see him so sad there...nvm la! lol, nah...i lost becuz i have trouble breathing! should have stopped at 115 during skipping instead of goin all the way..haha.
After the beep test, i went to mall and meet up with my trainer/partner/sadistic ass-whupper to go to the gym and ANOTHER LESTER too. He's name is LESTER Ward, i think. from Penang. haha. We played bball at the gym, 1 on 1, full court. Cibai hardcore ah! i already wanna die from the stupid beep test and the fking circuit training now this crazy brazillian wants to 1 on 1 full court...
Then went to this girl's house...winkwink. lol, went there to GET MY BAG. haha, not THAT. lol, but she's hot aye! as i entered the house i can hear, "o praise the lord for he is good...la la la la la.." She's really really really religious! lol. so anyway, got my back and went back home for dinner, stupid cibai salmon head with noobles and 4 pieces of vegetables. TIAO U CALL THIS DINNER AH?? ...i missed my homestay who are at Aussie now, nvm, they will be back this weekend! Come back to me, u bunch of Old Taxi drivers! haha.
and TOMORROW, im REPRESENTING my school in a winter sports exchange program to a school called ST. Kelvins College which is in Omaru. Gonna depart at around 7.15am..tiao i better dun be late! cuz i paid fking $25 bucks for this. Gonna VS their school in bball...hope i dun spread the St. Thomas gospel of 'we-will-never-ever-EVER-win-a-match". I heard from my friends that their Bball team was really really good, so i went to their site and check out past year's bball results and here's what i found.
Roncalli Wed 23rd May Snr A Boys - SKC 14 / RC 74
vs
St Kelvins.
Waitaki Girls High School Wed 25th July Snr A Boys - SKC 26 / Kavanagh 78
Kavanagh
Vs
St. Kelvins.
Aoraki Junior Tournament Sun 5th 1st V Boys - SKC 38 / Verdon 68
Verdon
VS
St. Kelvins.
Hmmm...so let me get this straight, on the FIRST match, they lost to Roncalli high school by 60points (14-74.) on the SECOND match, they lost to Kanagh school by 52points! (26-78) <<>
but....BUT...BUT! i cant help to notice something....HOW COME THEY REMIND ME OF MY SCHOOL NYEA DE???? MAHAI...THEY EVEN BREAK OUR RECORD OF 40 POINTS BY 20 MORE POINTS............HOLYFUCKINGSHIT! haha...well, this was last year's result. Seems like they are like us. *pats each other's back. Well, we got more chance liao la..unless they suddenly all got tired of losing by 60 points and starts to train hardcore and play with their lives and begun learning SKILLS AND TACTICS, which is something tat my school didnt have...*blushes.
haha, well, tell u guys all about it tml. U guys better pray hard and wish me luck ok! PLEASE. WISH. ME. LUCK.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Muay Thai
MUAY (fucking) THAI
Muay Thai, also known as Thai Boxing, also known as 'The art of Eight Limbs' (tiao, not joking man...really feel like eight limbs whupping ur sad sorry ass...) Yes guys and girls, i've been doin Muay Thai. If u think that boxing is hard..well, boxing is really tiring and exhausting la...but Muay Thai HURTS like HELL. I've got bruises all around my body! not sissy girly bruises, mine are HUGE big manly man bruises!
My 'so-called' training partner decided to try and sparr with me, and being the fking celaka 'want-to-try' everything lester....i said yes. So first we did kicks, i kick him 5 times and he kick me five times, on each leg. SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK. then his turn, "dun worry lester, this is 10% only." SMMMACCCCKKKK. OMFG, i almost cried. "Jesus! tat's 10%???? i dun want anymore.." "Common, four more!" and then after FOUR killer smacks..."ok, next leg,"
Holyfuckingshit......next leg???? cibai..it hurts me more than it hurts him when i kick him u know ka?! my shins is all bruised up from kicking his monster tighs. Apparently the pain goes away after some time cuz all the veins are dead, mine are dying now. We did like 2 sets of 5 kicks (per leg), then 2 sets of TEN kicks (per leg.) all in all, i got kicked a total of 60 times both legs and it hurts ALOT.
Then we did some ground work, basically he just asked me to lie on top of him and make him tap out. Round 1. he twists, turns and suddenly my throat is under his arms. i tapped out. Round 2. he pushed me off and hooked my neck with his legs. I tapped out. Round 3, Before i could even blink, his elbows are at my throat already. I tapped out AGAIN. Round 4, he chokes me and i suddenly level up and turn around and choke him back, then someone this budak know magic and suddenly teleport behind me and twist my shoulders. Again i tapped out. This goes on for roughly 30 plus rounds. and i Tapped out in every fucking rounds.
And then comes the good stuff...punching. I thought that my 2 months boxing experience would give me an advantage...but i was wrong...i was really really cibai wrong! mahai, when i try to punch him suddenly his knee come out and knocked the living daylights out of my chest. Then he wanted to make things more 'fun' cuz i keep on backing away...we went to the punching bag room, which is about the size of a jail cell...where i CANT RUN away.
That was then the most torturing hour of my life. WORST than (UPSR+PMR+SPM+beatings from my parents+the time when i got into accident) to the power of 3.
I got punched like, millions of times! my left chest hurts like crap, and back feels like its burning. i've got the air knocked out of my stomach twice. My triceps has a HUGE fist print. My knuckles hurt from punching him..my forearms is covered with swells and bruises...
The Bruises on my back/armpit area/triceps.
The bruises on my chest, u can only see some red marks, but under tat singlet lies a big purple-green puddle of pain!
and guess what? in about an hour and 40 something minutes time, im gonna go back there and train again. fuck. Gonna do some knee and elbows works later....shit.
ps. Daryll, ur blog isnt updated yet!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Promise Breaker
"lololol, need study la diuz, one week left till the hardest subject exam ah, will update this blog soon ,THURSDAY (5th of june.) ba",- Daryll Ooi, 6th June 2008, 8.04am, (FRIDAY)
"yeah i know,
tonight
by wat time?
i update then hardcore study
dun too late oh diao..i need to sleep de u know
i only coming home bout 5-6 melbourne
tats like 10-11 pm.
zomg read tomoro xD
so by 7 u better update ur blog
7!?
dude it takes me at least one hour to post one blog." -Daryll Ooi, 5th June, 9.43am, (Thursday.)
"hahahahhaha
noba
tonight if on time
then u read
if not tomoro" -Daryll Ooi, 5th June, 9.56am, (Thursday.)
Daryll, u fucking liar, u told me that ur gonna update ur blog YESTERDAY! and dun tell me that I'm making all this up, i've got prove bitch, look up. =). U said TONIGHT....and when i go check..nothing leh??? still only got tat cibai post which was like fking ages ago....and not only did u told me that ur gonna do it once, u said it THREE times (3 quotes), how dare u effing lie to a fellow feline friend? u jaga jaga liao, ur gonna go to Curtin and eat Mee kolok with Josh already i tell you! 'Lai lau pan, san wan Mee Kolok...." and i know tat i told u that i wont put up anymore quotes about you....but since u break my heart again...first my plane...now this...im gonna put another really really long quote!
"shes a girl
i`ll do that too
we`re big strong guys
well maybe not big for me
correction
but strong yes
Im the big strong guy
mlm
mlmlm
ur the dumb bengala si comel
LOL
mlm.
hahahaha fuck u
as i was saying
XD
no man
yea, wat were u saying?
STOP QUOTING BITCH
why?
seirously
not this one
haha...ok
serious la diu
nowadays
want talk to u also hard mlm
everything i say masuk internet
LOL
cibai not only msn, REAL LIFE ALSO DANGEROUS WTF
LOL
VIDEO also got
cibai ur hand very cb
ur mouth very cb
from down there u record
wtf
got so hamsap ka u
hai bu kik?
dont tell me u have cassandra upskirt
ZOMG"- Daryll Ooi, promisebreaker,sicomel,fuckingbengala,XiaoWENGWENG,iron sabertoothtiger, 5th june, 8.57am.
haahahahahahhaa...OI! u better update ur blog by today liao oh! diao...
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
bible boat
Kristmin: Then after that result actually…
Daryll: Read this read go X-ray, then I said… I walk up to my mum ah I said mum, (pollux’s laugh)she look at me, mum, u know what she told me? I need to read more bible does that mean something wrong ka? (pollux’s laugh) Celaka, I dun know I got scared again ah! Luckily after bringing up everything they say nothing but the doctor really muscles, cibai.
Kristmin: oh, just in case somebody say…..ciiii
Daryll: Cibai…Read more Bible ah! ( Kristmin: Ciiii) Hai bu kick? (pollux’s laugh)
Pollux: Give you what?
Kristmin: Maybe she say cuz ur naughty eh?? Got nothing ma your healthy that’s why read more bible.
Daryll: Read more bible… the bible boat about bible bible
Kristmin: Whoaaa.
DAryll: MY JE NEL, I want to ask her, u got something wrong ah? But I didn’t
Kristmin: diao.
XDXDXD..yes i know, this post is SOO random! lol!
