Thursday, November 6, 2008

Graduation

I've Graduated.

10 months in St. Thomas of Canterbury College!!!! hmm, what can I say....

Well it has been a great year, and the whole year was kinda really too easy. Classes were awesome, the students just pretty much sit around and talk, I especially love History, you will never know what the hell is going to come up, one minute it can be watching Dragon Ball Z on YouTube to French Condom Advertisements, and the next it would be about this millionaire dude who built a sex dungeon under his house!

And I think I've done alot of stuff in school in just a year, I was in the Young Entreprise which was disbanded cuz we don't have enough people and cuz we suck! I was in the Weightlifting team which I quitted cuz the trainer sucks and doesnt even show up. and I was in the School's First Five basketball team at Centre, Now, we really SUCK pretty much on the first half of the tournament, with a record breaking of 1 win and 10 loss at the first season, but at the second half we got out FIRST ever VICTORY in God knows how many years. Man, that time was awesome, it was like we were cursed to not being able to shit and pee and that curse was lifted up and now we can shit and pee as much as we want to!

Then I represented my House team, "Marlow" in battle of the bands, which was great. Then I performed my own two songs in my school's musical night which is really cool and! I've got like 9 songs now and I'm in a band, sort of, with this other 15 year old boy...XD and like 8 and half of the songs were by me. Might be doing some gigs next year if I'm lucky, lol. Then I was chosen to be in the International committee which is awesome cuz I get a badge and eat free dimsum!! LOL, it was pretty much like this...

"Ok boys, so just order what you want ok."
"Alrite, thanks."

few minutes of ticking the tiny sheet of paper.

"ok, so there's 4 siew mai, 4 plates of chicken feet, 2 plates of shrimps, 3 plates of deep fried squid, 2 char sao bao, 3 plates of yam something bla bla bla..."
"yea, that's it and can we have a pot of crysanthemum tea too."
"sure thing."

After we have our feast.


"Ok boys, so how are we going to pay?" (Teacher looks at us.)
(I Turn over) "Psst...are we suppose to pay ka?"
Korean boy, Jonathan, China boy, Kuching boy- smiles.
(Teacher pays up.)

XDXDXD

LoL, I think she spent at least a hundred bucks on us! haha...O well, bet that she will remember us for life. We DID thought of paying her, but I've got a dollar and something cents only and this other guy had 20 cents. so fuck it.

Moving on....Came here and gained around roughly 16kg-ish, from 84 to a sexy 101kg! haha. But I was bulking up that time and now im trying to go down to around 88-89, im 92KG now,,.lol. I tried Boxing here cuz I was just too damn bored all the time, and it was pretty cool. Met this sexy Brazilian guy who works as a trainer there and became training partner with him, Bruno. Turns out he's the World Under-21 Mixed Martial Arts Champion and he's going to defend his title next year at 12th January 2009! I've got bruises that were out of this world from this guy! We sparr together sometimes and he teaches me some stuff. It's good to learn and all, but it hurts ALOT, like no joke, it fucking hurts. His Kick's max power is like a car going at 35 miles per hour! and when he kicked me, I couldnt walk properly for 2 mths...

And then! Like 2 days ago at my graduation rehearsal, after it ended we were waiting for the school bus and this guy was like wrestling with the other boys and me being a nice boy and all decided to teach them a few stuff. I told him to choke me from behind, he's like 6'2 and weighs around 110kg. Then I flicked him over and everyone just went @.@. Then for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time, the same thing happened over and over again, I had to stop because I made him bleed. muahahaha, take that u fat ass! Then this other guy came up to me and told me that he wanna sparr with me tommorrow at the school's gym.

The Next day, Sparring day, D-Day. I woke up feeling this unexplainable Joy deep within me. I went to school and waited for him at the Gym. We went to get the key and went in. My sexy History teacher then came in for a workout, and he watched us too.

Anyway, I started teaching him a few moves like what to do when u get choke, taught him what I did to the other guy but with ENHANCEMENTS! lol, I taught him how to break the hand when he drops him. Then, I taught him some groundwork. After that we sparred together, it was submission (see who taps out first). So yea, we had around 7 rounds and he tapped out SEVEN times....SEVEN. I was feeling sooo happy! Cuz I've never ever ever EVER EVER made anyone tap out before...(I've sparred with Bruno around over 100 time and not ONCE did I win...but he is after all the undefeated WORLD champion...lol.) It's a really good feeling knowing that you can beat someone up. The next day he came to school and told me that he's sore all over. His neck hurts, he cant feel his wrists, his shoulders feels like crap and there are MY handprints on his neck. LOL.

Gonna come back in less than 3 week's time. My BIG BIG HUGE SANGAT BESAR PUNYA test is coming up in 2 weeks time, and I've got the whole of next week off for study leave, gonna hopefully study till I shit and pee out blood. and! lol, dun think that I've forgotten about 'The Ultimate Battle Between Two Ferocious Tiger' AND! 'The Marriot Ressurected Bet.' O, it's on baby.

Plus, I will try to direct and make a Bhood Movie! and looking forward to the Bhood Reunion '08 and the 'End of the year cheerleaders and footballers Bhood Party'. lol. Anyway, it's been quite a while since I've done a really long post, so you all should be really happy now!! Thats all for today, love u guys, mwah.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Quote from Johnny Tiong,

".......Anyway I'm practising my tennis these days! Wuuuuu~ Imma pawn you bro when I go back xD..."

WELL....Bring it on! haha


Graduating tomorrow! woohoo....and coming back in 3 weeks time!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Black Mustang

Tagged by Lifen, AGAIN!

1: The person who last tag you is
LIFEN! It's always her!! haha

2: Your relationship with him/her is:
My Daughter.

3: Your five impression of him/her:
A Fucking Awesome Horse Rider.

4: The most memorable thing he/she had done for you:
Gave me candy! woohoo.

5: The more memorable thing he/she had said to you:
"fuck u mum. =)"

6: If he/she become your lover, you will:
Learn to ride a horse first.

7: If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve will be:
Learn to recite the ABCs backwards! haha

8: If he/she become your enemy, you will :
Grab all of her pics, edit them and upload them into the internet. Then I will sneak into her house at the middle of the night, shave her bald and when she wakes up I will convince her that she's having a dream.

9: If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be:
She doesnt want ot give me half of her fried rice.

10: The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
Kneel down and rub her feet.

11: Your overall impression of him/her is:
The best daughter in the whole wide world.

12: How you think people around you will feel about you? :
They will go like, 'The fuck is this guy talking about?".

13: The characters you love yourself are:
I am not gay.

14: On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are:
Sometimes I am? haha!

15: The most ideal person you want to be is:
BATMAN!!

16: For people that care and like you, say something to them :
You guys have no idea of what shit you've gotten yourself into. and I love you too, lets share a coconut.

17: Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you:
1: LIFEN!
2: JOHNNY!!!
3: YEE SYUAN!!

4: JULIAN LAW!
5: OLIVER YEE
6:SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!
and fuck this, the others wont even bother replying my tags...


18: Who is no.6 having relationship with?:
Mary Jane

19: Is no.9 a male or female?:
it's a she-male.

20: What is no.2 studying about?:
Medicine thingy.

21: When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?:
Last night!

22: What kind of music band does no.8 like?:
The Milo Tin Band.

23: Does no.1 have any sibling?:
YES!!

24: Will you woo no.3? why?:
Not in a TrillionGAzillionBillion Years times 10. Because Im allergic to shrimps.

25: How about no.7?:
If she is Jessica Alba then a fuck yeah.

26: Is no.4 single?:
NO! he's with no.3 now. haha

27: What is the surname of no.5?:
YEE

28: What's the hobby of no.4?:
Doing Crazy Stunts and giving people bubble baths.

29: Does no.5 and no.9 get along well?:
Not at al

30: Where is no.2 studying at?
Perth

31: Talk something casually about no.1?:
She likes to wrestle in the mud with me, sometimes we play with jelly together but she usually owns me in that could she's just too skillful with slippery stuff. Once she swallowed a whole cucumber without even chewing or choking! And there's this one time where I dared her to streak around the school naked but she didnt want to do it and called me a stupid crazy bitch, so I bu suang and pulled her piggytail and she chased me around the whole school but she couldnt catch me cause her puny little legs arent able to support her sexy hot body so she called her horse, 'The Black Mustang" and chased after me. BUT she couldnt find me cause I was hiding up on a tree. And If u look closely into her eyes, you could see mickey mouse dancing with minnie mouse and goofy is running about with donald duck who's apparently holding something which seems like a yellow thong.

32: How you tried developing feeling for no.8?:
Yes!

33: Where does no.9 live at?:
Your momma's house.

34: What colour does no.4 like?:
Pink and Violet

35: Are no.5 and 1 best friend?:
Yes of course they are.

36: Does no.1 have any pets?:
Yes la, "the black mustang"

37: Is no.1 the sexiest person in the world?:
OMG! U kidding me? she's HOTTTTT...psssstttttt (steam coming out.)

38: What is no.6 doing now?:
Playing sticky fingers.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

tagged by lifen

Tagged by LIFEN! WOOOHOOOO

What is your ambition?
Aww, come on, you know this. The aspiring singer in nightclubs who's running away from loan sharks laa...

Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriends?
Depends. If my friends are hot girls, then "O helllooo...:" and if they are bunch of mutated apes who escaped from the animal testing facility then. "Hey guys, wanna back massage?"

How often do you think of commiting suicide?
You have no idea how many times I thought of it during my tramping trip with 10 guys....

Do you think you have enough confidence?
Not at all! I think that Im as shy as a little kitten. meow.

How many babies do you want?
IF I can give birth to babies, I will go all the way babeh....push it to the limits!....2. hahaha.

Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
Lu bodoh ka? If after rain no rainbow, its like when you shit, no shit come out.

What is your goal for this year?
Get into fucking uni. Win the ultimate battle between two ferocious tiger.

Do you believe in eternity love?
Of course I do.

Whats a perfect boyfriend/girlfriend like to you? (List 10)
-doesnt smell
-Doesnt have a tail
-Doesnt disappear mysteriously during a fullmoon
-Must NOT look like my father
-When I say speak, u ask "What language" when I say massage u ask "where??" and when I say jump u ask, "how high."
-I DO NOT want like when I say speak, u reply, "U shuddup la diao..", when I say massage you will reply me, "You crazy haa?? Massage? U want eat my shit ha?", and when I say jump, you go, "Ma de...Jump your head ah, come wash my feet now." - NO! NO! NO! NO!
-Doesnt suck my blood.
-Bodyparts stays in place and doesnt have a funky smell
-I big NO if there's any squirrells or birdnests on the armpits. (hi wendy. XDXDXD)
-Isnt air inflated.

What are you really afraid of?
Myself. No, really.

What is your opinion in distance relationship?
It's awesome, means that you can do watever you want cuz that bitch is million of miles away...muahahaha..

Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
NOPE. I honestly can say that I dun have much close friends. The closest ones are the hoods and yea, thats it I guess. and oh! Lifen! lol

What does flying mean to you?
It could either mean that I'm on a plane or someone stuff a 12 inch metal pole up my ass.

What do you crave for the most currently?
Going back to Miri.

Are you single/in a relationship?
Oh, I just discovered my true self, I met this hot spanish guy while i was sunbathing........Im single laa.


Describe in 7 words the person who tagged you.
Check her out in my blog ok.

What have you done to yourself to make u happy?
Laugh as the fucking china boy's bracelet breaks and the beads falls to the ground, and tat idiot would be screaming and scrambling to pick you the beads as if he's competing with his imaginary china friends

What will you become in another 10 years to come?
The Greatest Man The world has ever seen.

Which one would you rather do? A chick with a dick or a man with a pussy?
A chick with a dick! LoL. well, what would YOU do then???

(Subtract one question from above and make up ur own personal question and tag 7 persons)

(I only tag people whom I know will reply.)
-Johnny Tiong
-Oliver Yee
-Katherine Lee
- Not Daryll Ooi
-Choo Yee Syuan
- Sii Long Win
-Aarom Tham.

Friday, October 24, 2008

everything is all good here ;)

LoL, apparently my dad found out about my blog. woohoo. Plus now I have a bodyguard and one of my fingernails can talk! woohoo again. And! Im coming back in like 33 or so days. woohoo again again.


So...anyway...sorry for not updating or posting anything up for a really really really reallly long time, I just got sort of bored of this whole stupid blogging thing, yes. it's stupid. but Im doing it now just for the heck of it, cuz i've got 20 minutes to kill before I go to gym.


As for school....hmmm, i guess its alright. I got nominated for 'Basketballer of the Year 2008 Award.' but I didnt get it cuz some white boy got it. Went for the Sports Award dinner on Wednesday and gosh, did I feel different.....among the 430 people who went there, I was the ONLY Malaysian Chinese there...LoL.


Now for my school work and assignments....hmmm okoklah. PE I've done everything. I feel so happy that im so kesi. I think its 22 credits in all and I'm the only one who completed it all! woohoo..Drama is erm, i've got 8 credits, and i think im gonna ditch the other assignment and combine my credits with my history one.


and English is the meanest bitch of all. I've got a 1000 word essay to complete, Wide reading assignment of 9 books, Research assignment, and this other assignment on 3 texts.


Math is ok for me, I've got my numeracy credits already so as far as I know, maths can fuck off and play with my marbles. Music is alright, well honestly, music doesnt matter at all since its Level 1. I only sit around and compose music! and theres this dumbass who made a song on hot bread in the morning and like 90% of it is by me! lol, and another song called summer made by you and again, 90% is made by me and he's using it for his composition assignment and solo performance assignment, which is like 14 credits in total! haha, but its alright cuz hes my good friend....XD, the things I do for my friends. lol.


Now as for my gym...Still as crazy as before, just that havent started running yet cuz my leg hurts!! so I just swim for cardio. I still do boxing but it's starting to get boring!! I wanna use my legs and elbows and my whole body too laa...I might just go do MMA instead! lol...


so in conclusion....
Everything is all good here. ;)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

!Attention!
This Blog is NOT Dead Yet....
It's Just that I'm too busy now.




Interior monologue
wah...u can busy de meh? Lester worh..
Of cuz laa, Im also human ok.
BUT...LESTER WORHH
Tiao, why am I even talking to myself now..
LESTERRRR WORRRHHH
Say my name one more time and i swear that I will...
LESTER WOOO...

Monday, October 6, 2008

boring boring boring.

Man.....I think I've overdone it today....XD. Today was like a super marathon or something like that...

I start of at 2.00pm by cycling to gym, 3km.
Then I swam 40 laps in the pool.
Then, I ran on the treadmill for 20 minutes.
Then, still not dead yet, I went down to the basketball courts, pulled some bench together and jump over it and then on it for 40 times.
Then, STILL not unconscious, I played 2 on 2 with some random people for and 1 hour and 30 minutes, i think. The score was like 100-52?? xD
Then after that, still not yet finished, I played 1 on 1 soccer with Bruno.
and to finish it off, I cycled 3km back again, reaching my place at 7pm!

So there you go, 5 hours of pleasure. I felt sooo tired and worn out, and went to bed at 9.30pm, but you know what?!?! I was wide awake till 12.47pm man! for 3 hours, i lay on my bed doing nothing! Then I woke up at went to have instant noodles.

It's 2am now, I just updated the Brotherhoodblog, at http://thebhoodblog.blogspot.com/. Someone is going to be a happy rabbit. And well, I'm going to bed now.

and oh! My holiday last week was totally wasted! didnt do anything at all! godemnit.