(New Post out tomorrow.)

Im too tired to write anything

but that doesnt mean that i dun love u guys!

birthday boy.

It's officially my birthday now. Time now is 1.03 am and I'm rushing to finish up my fucking PE assignment, which is due at 9am, 8 hours time. I've done 30 pages of it, and still i have to do a DETAILED 2 weeks training program explaining the aim and the fitness components along with the intensity and the principles of training...the fuck!? you think i got degree in fitness har?

Guys! It's MY birthday now......no one has wished me happy birthday. Well, my parents wished me happy birthday already! but that' doesnt really count...lol...

anyway, minutes from my bday....I quote.

"lesterlaihsienyang@hotmail.com says:
do u know wat time isit now?
doreen_nee_hy@hotmail.com says:
yh!
lesterlaihsienyang@hotmail.com says:
wat then?
lesterlaihsienyang@hotmail.com says:
it's my, B_ _ _ _ _ _ _Y now
doreen_nee_hy@hotmail.com says:
who cares..." -30th June 2008- 1.09am.

O well...im 18 now. Not really fun, i still feel the same well, i feel worse now.

BAh....anyway, here's my present to you all...

Happy Birthday to me

HAppy Birthday to me

Happy birthday to me ee

HAppy Birthday toooooo........meeeee....yeah!!! *fire crackers

*blows imaginary candles on imaginary cake.

*pretends that my imaginary friends are taking pictures and wishing me happy bday.

*opens imaginary presents.

*goes to bed, under the cover.

*tears drop.

*sleep.

People who wished me happy birthday:

Aaron Tham, Doreen Nee, My dad, My mum, My lil bro, My lil sis, Sara from South Africa and my imaginary friends- Paris hilton, Beyonce, Puff diddy, President Lincoln, Pocahontas, The Rock and Pinocchio. (Ps. Si comel didnt wished me happy birthday yet. =(....) and that's sad guys, real sad.

Stay tuned later to find out how I celebrated my 18th birthday. Im SOOOOOO looking forward to it! can u guys feel my enthusiasm??????????????

The result.

Well, just got back....

and so, the results of Middleton Grange HighSchool VS. St. Thomas of Canterbury College is...

51-51

WOOOHOOO....LOL! at the last 9 minutes of the game, we had a sudden outburst of fire. Everyone was set aflamed.

I took the bus there, and I cant find the fucking school! I got lost at some cibai park. =.=. Had to literally run 10 minues non-stop to go to the school! and when I got there, the game starts in 2 mins and im panting already! lol. and yea, I'm in the starting 5.

So the game starts, and im doing the 'jump ball'...Even though I NEVER get the ball and everyone KNOWS it, my coach and teamates STILL asks me to do it....I think that they also know that they CANT get it too, and dun want to paiseh, so they let me be the slaughter lamb instead...xD. O! Like that la! Use the poor Asian Boy. haha.

The game starts. As usual, the opponent scores the first basket! haha. and like, 2 minutes into the game, my head start to get dizzy...must be too much running in the cold...=(. But there was a burning desire deep within me that would not allow such rubbish to stop me from my destiny...to NOT lose that badly. haha. and things got worse! During the game, I felt like shitting! I shat 3 times already today. ma ci.

Maybe it's the dizzyness and the diarrhea that set me on fire? Cuz I got 90% of the rebounds, and I scored over 10 points AND I've been in 100% of the game time! Never once did my coach sub me out! LoL, well he did sorta...with that stupid angmo who can play but is tall...remember that guy?? and then believe it or not, he havent get in for 20 secs and the ref blows the whistle....he says that only 2 minutes left, cannot sub...so poor angmo boy had to go back again...=(. 1st half finishes, score is 19-19.

Then 2nd half starts.....and Im STILL in it...the poor angmo boy still sitting at the bench. XD. So the game starts again. and yes, i still have stomach pain and im still kinda dizzy. Eventually, the score became 49-36. Fuck. NO way is this shit gonna happen again. I want to give up and ask the poor angmo boy to sub for me...but nah...I can do this shit. I can do this shit. I can do this shit.

I pulled myself together and continued, banging, rebounding, running and all tat, while at the same time holding my shit back with my anal muscles. >.<.

At the last 5 minutes, we caught up, the score was like 47-48. Then we got a foul and it became 47-49. "COME ON GUYS! GET ON THE D!!!!" my captain shouted. Yeah....like that's gonna work. xD. Then they fouled us and we got in 1! tied. and then they scored a 3 point! fucking hell!! 1 minute left.

Our ball, one of the player sprints up, I was under the basket. "Luke!!!!!". and he shoots from the 3-point side line. =.=....'SWOOSH!' 51-48! YAHHHH~

then those fucker scored another 3 point...:''''''''''''''''(. and with 10 secs left, we defended as if our own testicles depended on it. BEEEEP. The match ends. Awesome. We didnt lost and we didnt win! haha.

And u know wat? I think i shat alittle in my pants at the end of the game! xD, and I think that im feeling sick as im typing now. So....stay tuned for next's week bball match, I think there's one on Tuesday VS a school from Rangiora, I think it's the same school I played with when I went to Omaru...U bitches are goin down, you're in my territory now. (and I havent' techincally won a match in my 'territory' yet...the win against Riccarton was becuz they didnt show up! hahaha).

muacks. love u guys.

Strength of tigers and disfigured genitals

Today's is Friday. Time now is 4.43pm. Game is in 3 hours time. Dinner is at 1 hours time. New Post is in 15 minutes time. Goin to pee in 2 minutes time and my next fart is in 4 seconds time.

2minutes later.....

Just farted, and went to the toilet. and now I begin.

Same thing happened to me in the morning, woke up, then immediately rushed to boil eggs and then pee. Then made my lunch and all that.. (refer to the previous post about what I do If u want to know the rest.)

First 2 period was RE, we had a special guest coming to give us a lecture. When I walked into the room, there was a slide screen. 'Sexually Transmitted Diseases'. OMFG. Im finally getting 'the talk' now. xD.

Did u know that there are 40 kinds of STDs??? haha, I only knew 4 of them, Aids, Gonorrhea, Herpes and hepatitis. But you know what's the worse part?? the PICTURES. Ya Allah! They showed us close-ups of infected PENISES and VAGINAS! ewww!! There's one picture with a Vagina with Warts....and that was seriously gross. I left on the second period for music! XD, thank God!

So, jolted down a few lines for the lyrics for my song. It's pretty gay though, cuz it's a love song. SO...the lyrics is basically about how a girl supports what I do and the reason that Im still here is becuz of her, which is complete BULLSHIT. hhaa, but ah...for the sake of the song....lol. Then I had a free period. Nothing to do....So I went to the shitty gym.

i've got an hour to kill...what shall I do. So there i was, in the school's gym alone, thinking about that disfigured vagina....ekk. I was so bored and disturbed! lol!. Then, as I was looking around the room to find things to do...I saw this.

A Weight Stack.

Then I had this crazy thought goin thru my mind..."hmm...I wonder If I lift ALL of the weight on that stack!??"...."Well, I might as well try..beats the shit out of sitting here and thinking about vaginas." At least I've got something to clear my mind of that horrible image.

BUT....can I do it???

Fuck yeah. saya seekor harimau ganas.

So I grabbed a 20KG bar and Loaded two 20kgs plates on each side (total=60kg) for warmup, planned to do 10 reps, but I stopped when I reached five cuz I was too excited! So I added two more 10kgs plate on each side (total=80kg), did a rep, put it down cuz It was still too light for me! hehe...So I took two 15kgs plate and two more 10kg plates and put them on (total=130kg). That's like 30 Kgs heavier than me man!! XD. and I know that there are some people out there who are sceptical, so i video cammed myself doin it. watch.

but still....was that my max??? nah....I can go more, I know I can. If i want I surely can!

So I added two more 10kg plates, two 2.5kg plates.. Making it a Grand total of 16okgs/the whole weight stack.

basically, im carrying

2 plates of this

2 plates of this.

6 plates of this

and lastly, 2 plates of 5kgs, which I somehow forgotten to take a pic of! XD

Coming to a grand total of 160KG!! 60kg heavier than my weight!

And with a Lion's Roar, I grabbed the bar and heaved my burden from the ground onto the heavens....lol, in other words, I grunted and lifted the weight up.

And there u have it guys. The might of the Tiger.

Feeling all so proud and happy of myself, I put on My school uniform and decided to go treat myself chicken soulavki at the shops. and here I am with my famous Kawaii (Johnny's fav.) pose!

K@WaiI N3rHZzzZzZ

Thanks to that, I now have a sore back, sore palms, sore thighs and sore arms. yay. XDXD. hope u guys enjoyed that...lol.

Well, My Drama and English teacher didnt come today. So I basically had the first 2 periods free, for drama we had freeze tag and where two ppl goes up and act and suddenly freeze and someone else comes in, 'tags' another person and start a whole new different scence. For my drama class, the whole scenes revolves around the theme of 'hardcored gay sex' , 'Jews' and 'exotic massages with terrorists taking over a plane or a zoo.' Then during English I skipped the class and went to the music room to 'compose' my song! lol, it's gonna be an awesome song! Might gonna record it....soon..

So after recess was PE, which was bullshit and then Maths, which was also bullshit. oh yeah! I passed my PE! wooohooo!!! Got my 8 credits liao! + my 2 MERIT credits from Maths! which makes it 70 more to go! wooohooo! GO team! XDXDXD...im sooo screwed.

Today I ordered and paid for my whey protein. Paid $95 for 2.7 kgs of protein. The brand is called 'inner armour', its a good priced brand with great ingredients! and to that special SOMEONE whom i care every much for, ' HAVE U GOT UR FUCKING PROTEINS YET???'

Anyway, tml I have another basketball match, with Middlenton Grange. Remember how I lost to Haghley school? Well, apparently Middleton Grange beat Haghley last week. So yea, right now it's not the question of whether we will win or lose, it's how bad are we goin to lose! That school is like the leading wining group now, which means that they are undefeated, or 7-0, (my school is 6-1, and tat one was a triumphant victory!!!!!! -the other team didnt showed up! hehe.)

and lastly...3 more days till my bday! yey.

and I Lost 4kgs already! YES!! Today's cardio was by far the worst ever~ ma ci..did about 6KM, I ran till I had to go to the toilet and shit! XD and then come back and run another KM! haha....and lastly, rememeber how i said tat I've lost all the videos from last year? hehe...well...i'd got them now. I love my sister again. I hate her when she didnt want to send me the videos cuz she's lazy. but now that she had sent over 30 of the videos, i love her so so much! haha...behold, a preview.


Oooo Genghis....I see you...hehe, I bet that he didnt see this coming! XDXD

mr peng ooi peng

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"You don't spend ur life savings on Anal Lube! You buy one at a time and when u finish it, you buy another one." - History Class, 25th June 2008.

....no posts for today!

This is the 3rd time this picture has been used. It's a cross between 'Initial D', 'The Princess Diaries', 'Dude, where's my car?", "Blade." and "Pocahontas" and from the bear, "Winnie the Pooh" and "I still know what you did last summer."



PS. there's a slight possibility that Daryll is not goin to like this.

PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG. haha!



from today onwards, I, the tiger hereby declare Daryll Ooi Cheong weng/ SI comel/ Xiao Weng Weng/ Iron Sabertooth Tiger to be also known as MR. PENG OOI PENG

lalala

In exactly 6 days from now, it will be the most important day of the year, my birthday! Am I looking forward to it? nah....

So anyway....I got MERIT for my math test! Remember the test that I told you about the last time? how I say tat there's a high possibility for failure cuz i dun understand a fucking thing! Well, by God's Mercy, I not only passed it, but I got a MERIT! WOOOHOOO...

Today at school, there was a hailstorm! (chunks of ice drops down like missiles) It hurts like hell!! Had to hide under the shade! and I was wearing 2 layer of clothes only...cibai....But thank god it lasted for 20 minutes only. Other than that, school is pretty much the same.


So anyway, Im gonna start this thing where I will take a picture of myself of different pose everyday and post it up here! ...Yes Johnny, there are going to be more Kawaii nerhZzZz pictures! LOL...

Hmmm.....what the fuck is that?

Just began to tab my awesome song. I'm still stuck at the first part, I have no idea on how to end it! FUCK. I've got to hand in my PE assignment this friday too...lol, my teacher can slow slow wait. It's about a training programme for the Biathlon. I need to write down the purpose, goals, 'HAUORA" (the most cibai part.) I don't even know what does hauora mean! but apparently i need to write a 250words essay about the definition and another one of the hypothesis of Hauora...I spammed like I never spammed before, and managed 389 words and 397 words. Not bad eh?? LOL. And I just photocopied my current program, saves me all the trouble from making up a program! haha, my programme rocks man. It's the best one in the whole wide world. Not that I'm bragging about anything la....It was planned by 3 professional fitness junkies. I can 'share' it with you all if you guys are nice to me.

Went to bought some chickens today. And I just ordered a new whey protein powder, it's called inner armour and it has 80% proteins, 8 % carbs and 6.5% fat. LOL, not like u guys know about the ratio also...lol. Hopefully gonna get it by Friday. Right now, Im just getting my proteins from eggs and TUNA! YUCK....one day 2 cans. XD.

My weightlifting competition is in ONE day's time...My bloody leg better heal up or else I'm going to lose. It's alot better now but I still cant squat and it hurts when I run...

And that's all from me today, stay tuned for tml's pic! lol! and if u have any ideas of any pose, tell me!

OMG...I've changed! Ooooo yeaa......