My room

Well....uni just started for me! Haven't been updating for ages and I'm not sorry about it, why should I be?

Anyway, I'm staying at this place called Ilam Village now. No more Homestaying! woohoo. I'm living with 5 other people, I think. Cuz I'm living in a 6-room apartment and I've seen 4 of them only. Now that could mean 2 things, one, there is no fifth person, two...there is one! Just that I havent seen him yet and if that's the case then there's something wrong with him/her...... haha... 2 of them are girls, one's from The States and the other is from Wellington. Now don't start imagining about stuff cuz i know some of y'all would be like, "Oh my...2 girls living with Lester! I wonder what are they doing now..." man...u know the US girl is like a mini Spartan warrior from the ghetto? When I sleep I have to sleep with one eye open cuz i'm afraid that i might lose an ear the next day when i wake up! haha...The Wellington girl is a blonde girl, okokla...but also damn sohai de.

There's two other guys living with me....fuck.... Both of them are from Timaru, and both are fat, but one of their nipples is slightly pointier than the other. I don't really remember the name of the boys, but let's just call them 'Pointy nipples' and 'Crazy Eyes'. cuz the other one's eyes looks as if like he's being possessed.

So like I walk into my room right, and there's nothing!!! Like no pillows, no blanket!!! no nothing! like WTF man?? So I dropped my stuff at my place and ran to my friend's place to sleep there. Then I moved back in after 2 days, bought the damn sheets and pillow and stuff. That was the FIRST time I made my own bed, how awesome is that??

Then I started arranging my wardrobe, I seriously have no idea how to.

I bet you all learnt metamorphosis while you were in primary school...like how the tadpole becomes the frog and how the frog ends up to be deep fried frog legs with mayonaise sauce.

well...

~Day 1~

~ Day 2~

~ Day 3~

I'll tell you this, If my future son's room is going to be like this after 3 days, I will burn down his room along with he himself in it! haha but can't blame me wad, i tried my best...I really did ok!! haha..nah, i didnt give a crap about it.

So anyway, if you think that my room is messy..wait till you see my fucked up living room....



This is my kitchen, I think Mr Pointy Nipples thinks that this is the bathroom or something. This is how it looks like on a good day...just wait till it's after 7pm. All Hell break loose in the form of Mac and Cheese.

And here you can see the tom-yum flavoured sneakers and the white stuff on the floor ain't snowflakes...I don't know what they are and I don'd want to know, I just know that they smell like lemon+sourcream. and there's a pair of undies at the couch too...like seriously, what the FUCK man? I don't even dare to sit on the couch.....

I go to bed, and the next day I woke up......

wh...wha...what the fuck man???

3 averaged sized human beings drank all that in less than 5 hours. Daryll Ooi also cant beat them ah..

Speaking of Daryll Ooi. he's such a heartbreaker. Let me tell you why.

You know how like in the movies, the girl waits for the phonecall from the guy that she loves and adores and that phonecall doesnt come at all! So sad right?? Not even a voicemail, or an email, nothing!!

Cibai, bet that he has someone else already. sobz...why u like this nerhzz...anyway, if u want me to come Melbourne, you better call me, and you better call me NOW.

That's all from me now, I have to go now. Dad's home, gonna listen to him nag via MSN. Fuck Msn. I hate you.

Christchurch.

Well, I'm in Christchurch now. Yay...I think?

Anyway, I'll just write about what I did yesterday with my sister.

Woke up in the morning at around 7.30-ish to have breakfast and get ready. We are going to try find the church that she's gonna go to.

We left the house at around 9.30am

ETA: 9.25am

Haha! seems like we can travel through time eh?? Well I don't know la, my watch on my phone is crazy! Next we went to have lunch at this awesome tom yum place!

I had Chicken Tom Yum and my sister had the Satay Burger. I bought some sushi and they gave us some chicken bones..

After that, we went to walk around Dunedin's cibai hilly road. My butt was really sore today.

EPRENDE', a passion for fashion

This is the shop I farted in, a passion for my ass.

Then after that I went to buy ice cream. The ice cream here rocks man! Mine was Berry Rush I think. After that we walked back home because some idiot havent packed his bags yet and he's leaving to christchurch in an hour.

So there I was, minding my own business, eating my god-given ice cream....

Mmmm... Ice Cream is GOOD for your body, just BAD for your teeth....

It keeps me going like the cute lil Energizer Fucked up bunny.

When Suddenly...

SPLAT!

WHY????

Everything is ruined!! All ruined!!!

SEI PAK PO!!

So yeah, I dropped my ice cream. No big deal right? what's the significance of an ice cream? It has nothing to do with everything.

!WRONG!

It has everything to do with everything.

I start feeling weak,

Began to have trouble breathing,

Starting to lose control of my Limbs,

Gradually, I'm forming into Daryll Ooi's Favourite position...

~The good ole Doggy Style~

But I look more like a tiger.

Haha, then after a grueling 7 days and 7 nights of bone chilling horror (12minutes later), I reached home. Packed my bags and took a shower. Then my sister's homestay mum sent me to the bus stop so that she can finally have enough food left to feed the family!

My bus departs at 2.30.

5 hours++ later, here I am now in Christchurch. Staying over at my friend's place now while waiting for my place to be ready. LoL.

Well, that's all for now guys, will tell you about my first day here in Christchurch next time. Take care y'all, Love u guys.

RoaR

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Hey what you doing now?"

"I'm just listening to songs."

"Ye Ye Pao De Cha by Jay Chou??"

"Yeah."

"You want to hear Lester Pao de Milo by Lester Lai?"

"cibai."

-Lester and Larry Lai, 18th of February 2009, 5.10pm

Hi, there isnt much time. 10.57 pm here now. I've got 3 minutes to write some shit here. tiao. Well went to watch Friday the 13th with my sister today. Well first of all, the girls has some nice boobies. And well I got the shit scared out of me, I was like omgwhydidthemeanguytoktheheadofthegirlwiththeniceboobies!?!?! and hide under my shirt!

Erm Erm erm...nothing much more to write, well don't blame me, blame my sister's sohai homestay. Diu, my sister don't even know how to wash her panties! diao...ask ME again? Dude, i don't even wear them.

It has been 3 days already....

Let's see how long she can last with unwashed undies. :P..

Eww...Yuck.

!!ROAR!!

Finally, meet Kelly, she RoarS.

Well that's all for now guys, take good care of urself. drink more water, shit more crap and eat your veges!

The Last days before I left.

Hey! After a really really long wait, I've finally updated my blog. woohoo. I'm now at Dunedin, New Zealand now. Isnt this awesome!? NOPE. haha. Missed all of my friends back at Miri now, and yeah of cuz my Mayor dad and my Sohai mum and my Sissy Bro.

Haha, well I know that Matthew Kong is gonna be like, "hey guys! Lester finally updated his blog and he mentioned about my name! My life is complete now!", and ppl are gonna be like, "Finally! you updated your blog! gosh!!" Well, now that I'm so free from all the hassle back at Miri, I've got time to blog now. So see, it's all my friend's fault (you guys. XD) that I've not been updating....but I did try ok.

So what's new about me. Hmm, nothing much really. Gained abit of weight while I'm at Miri. Like 6Kg in 2 weeks plus. For 2 weeks, I just gave up! haha since I'm leaving soon and I'm too busy for gym, so what the heck. Fat must Fat lorh.

Came to NZ on the 13th of February. How sad is that? Leaving on the day before Valentine's day! My flight is from Brunei to Brisbane, then from Brisbane to Auckland, and from Auckland to Christchurch and then lastly from Christchurch to Dunedin. Cibai.

I'm staying with my sister's homestay now. The dad works as 'The Punisher' during nighttime, 4 nights a week starting from 8pm onwards. The mum works as a Dog trainer. She trained Bolt. cool eh? And my sister is going to stay with a 21 year old Japanese girl, a 19 year old Hong Kong girl and a 15 year old Thailand girl. AWESOME. I will come and visit my sister during my holidays since i'm such a good brother. (I'm NOT coming over cuz of the girls ok. haha) but for now, only the 15year old thai girl is here...lol. gg.

Anyway, I'm gonna post up some pictures of what I did with some of my friends on the days before I leave to New Zealand.

2 Days before...

We went to Citrus to have dinner. Called Jono, Kendrick, Cornelius, Sarah, Belinda, Leslie and Florence.





and Florence couldn't make it because she shaved her mum's head bald.

Dinner was great as you can see, Sarah was there. haha.

After Dinner we each take turns to pee. We had competitions, like, who has the yellowest pee, the sweetest pee, the fastest to finish and the last one is The king of the Hill.

Leslie was the winner for the Yellowest and Sweetest and the Fastest to finsh one.
and LESTER LAI is the King of the Hill.
The losers had to drink the king's pee.
Belinda almost cried.


"You better Drink up Sarah!!"

"Eww Yuck! no!!"

"I say, DRINK IT!"

"EWW! No! Why?"

"You want a ride home or not?"

"Apalah you...fine.."

"It's alrite sarah! I'll drink half for you."

"you sure corn?"

"Yes I pasti."

2 gulps later.

"omg, wo bu nen liao...."

"there there, it's alrite corn, you did ur best."

"this is some good shit."

"THIS is some good shit." :P

"WEIII!! wo bu yao he ni de xiao pien ahh! wo SAK ni ohh!!!! cibai!"



"Oh Lester, I love the way that you make me feel..."

Haha, just joking about the Peeing competition. There wasn't one, but wouldnt it be so awesome if there is one!?


After that we went to this place called wheels were we chilled and drank. We saw this elephant at the roadside where Sarah tried to cut of it's tusks. Belinda was like trying to make a makeshift catapult with a poolstick and some balls while Jono was trying out all sorts of beverages to get rid of the pee taste. Then out of nowhere Gandalf came out....O well...

...Nevermind

The Next day, we went to have lunch at Fratini's by Boulevard. My mum took me there to buy s pair of swimming trunks before that. After ripping through at least a few dozen pairs, I finally got one. Sorry no pictures because you can blackmail me with it. haha. Then Kendrick picked me up from boulevard and Florence was there as my escort.

Group Picture at Fratini's

"Omg Florence, you look stunning now."

"yeah, I know right?"

"What's your secret!? Have you been working out??"

"Na ah."

"Oh wow?? What's your secret then? Cuz i wanna get my 6 packs laa.."

"Cannot tell you la, my mum dun let me."

"hmm...then are u eating some kind of secret food then?"

"I told you liao...I cannot tell you la!"

"Man.....you make me so sad laa...why dont want tell me!? hmph."

"Don't worry...Ken Daddy is here."

"but but....I sad la. and ur a player!"

"No baby, you're wrong, I was a player but now I'm a lover."

"I'll give you happiness, agony and will"

":)"

you guys wanna know how Leslie look like when he lost his virginity?

:O Why's your finger up my...

After that, we went to Florence house to have some hardcored group action. we used her car to go to Parkson to play bowling. LoL. Then we took some pictures around the cinema.

Then after that we went to play at Toys R Us.

Sarah has the most fun with the monkeys.

The Next day, Cassandra called me at 5.30am to have breakfast at 6am! Like,crazy right?? haha but anyway, I didnt go cuz i was too busy sleeping that time. Instead, she skipped school and we went for dimsum at Grand Palace instead. Then we went up to the suite she booked and wrestled. haha joking, we didnt wrestled, only dimsum. yummy.

"Yummy right??"

"MMMmmmmmm.....yes, very."



Then she dropped me at RIT to visit my friends there. She wanted more dimsum, but sadly, i don't have any left! :(

Me with the Cibai girl, I swear to God, she says Cibai more than Daryll!

The next day, the day I left.....so sad la..

My two cats. One is big ass like me, the other one is small malnurished like Daryll Ooi.




Me and my mum, Julian's biggest fear! haha





Before I left, I made a deal with my brother. When I see him again we both will have 6 packs abs!

Who do you think will be the winner?

Yeah, I know right? Im dead.

haha, well that's all for now. I've gotta click 'publish post' now before my sister's stupid homestay closes the modem!! they close it at 11pm. it's 11.05pm now! haha..love you all really.
Take care and love me too k.

Merry Xmas

Well Well well....im updating my blog again just cuz tomorrow is Christmas...

Just came back from KL 3 days ago, I wanted to blog about it, but my mum somehow magically transported my cable to God knows where..So right now I'm playing indiana Jones and the angry mum. I will write about it as soon as I find my cable alright.

Well gained 4 kgs while I was in KL. Isn't that awesome? In less than a week I can gain 4kg...i wonder what will it be like if it's say a month..16kg?? hahaa...anyway, this holiday I'm just hanging out with my family I guess, all my friends are at I dun know where now. Holiday-ing with their family most probably, so I will meet most of them next year!

There's going to be a Brotherhood Reunion at 2nd January at, (don't ask me cuz they havent say where, and what time yet.). I'm kinda looking forward to it, but i really hope that it wont be just like 5-6 people. kao joi ah if reunion like that! and oh! Si comel is at KK now, and Ping just got back but she's going to Langkawi today till 3rd Jan...and she's goin back on 10th of Jan?? GG lorh this...I was supposed to go see her yesterday at thsi cardio class but i cant cuz it turns out that its an all-girls thingy...not that I'm afraid or what...It's cuz they wont let me in! haha.

Anyway.....Merry Christmas to all of u! And even though Santa Clause isnt real at all, Lester Lai is! lolol....

LoL! heyyyy sorry for not updating for ages. I busy la ok. People in Miri already hai bu busy??

Anyway I've been in Miri for like 1 week plus only and so far everything is good. I can't stop eating! Everyday I just eat, abit cibai lorh i think. But I eat so much still can lose 3 kg!! hahaa.I have no idea how I managed to do it! diu, last night go open air I had one bowl of porridge, one ganmien and 1 and a half plate of that steamed chicken thingy...and after all that I'm STILL not really full yet. So..how's my diet goin??? sometimes its good and sometimes macam babi who has been starving for 3 weeks.

I hadn't been as hardcore in gym as how i was in Christchurch, just go GCM all the time to play Tennis with friends, well more like I give them free tennis lesson cuz they SUCK! Cibai can't hit too hard later give them nightmares at night. And the Gym at Gcm also abit dangerous lo, all full of rust de, I will die of Tetanus! and eh! Cibai man, my brother so slim now!! Before I left he was 94kg....Now when I'm back, I'M 94 and he's like 60 plus only.... Even My Dad got slimmer abit too!! haa and for some reasons, even though i gained 10kg, ppl still say that I look slimmer!! woohoo, i know magic, haa beat that andy!

Haven't really hung out with Julian them, we met like ONE time only! and we were being naughty boys and walking under the rain, so romantic laa!! haha..I cant wait to go to the Bhood reunion, just that they havent decided on the place, venue and time yet.. GG liao la this. Met Si Comel yesterday and the day before, he so sexy now la, his hair look like the hair of the models in sunsilk. When I smell it, my knees goes numb. Went to overnight, sorta at this girl's place but then nothing happened cuz she loves to say no! hahaa but her parents busuang so i had to run to si comel's house instead and rub feet with him and girl talk till 4am the next day. hint, Someone like Yee Ping ohh!!! haha and erm...going to KL this Sunday with family for about 1 week. and after that I think Yee Ping is coming back and Someone is going to be happy.

Anyway, that's all for now, dun really have any pictures yet cuz my N82 has some problem and im using this other phone which doesnt have a camera. See i so poor right???? haha mwahh love u guys.

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Effing YESS!!

MY exams has ended! The Anal Rape has finally stopped! wohoo!!

I can walk properly again!!! haa!