Havoc

Well...Haven't been updating for a really long time. I'm having my holidays now. Just managed to finish up all my assignments and all that bullshit nonsense crap! Anyway, I've got nothing to write about...

Before the holidays began, I went to an 'Asian Dance Party' called 'Havoc'. Lol...hai bu asian dance party this..like 97% is asian and 3% is err...something else. It started at 10pm and I went there at 11.30pm...Fine..it was almost 12am when I got there. I had to take the freaking bus alrite.

Guy in Black shirt with White stripes: Hey, Hey You! You stole the pearls in my Bubble milk tea! MCB KNN Pukima..

Short girl with brownish hair: Wo na li you ohh..

Guy standing right infront of the girl: Mei you??? Ni jiang mei you??!!

Guy in Black shirt with White stripes: You mah!?!?!?

Short girl with brownish hair: Wo Mei you na!!!!!!! Ma de!

Guy standing right infront of the girl: Mei you??? Ni jiang mei you??!!

Short girl with brownish hair: Wo jiang mei you jiu shi mei you lahh!!!!!

Guy standing right infront of the girl: Mei you??? Ni jiang mei you??!!

Girl in Pony-tail behind the Guy in Black shirt with White stripes: Ma ci bai..The fuck about what stupid pearls!?...hmph....Asians...

DJ: Everybody is gonna will be going to was putting their hands up and rocking to the beating musik! yeah yeah yeah!

All da ladies in the house make some noise! yeah yea yeah!

Guy in Yellow WristBand: Hey!! there's a white guy here! SAK SAK SAK!!!

~Some Pictures that I took that night~

Peace (^.^)V

Me and the 'Hehe-I-Just-Farted-and-Thank-God-No-One-Noticed' faced girl.

1...2...3...

Chicken Chow Mien!! :)

I kid you not, she can tackle down a 6'6 man...ahem..Samreet. I saw it with my own eyes man! We were at the beach for some bbq thingy and Sam was like being all so naughty and cheeky that he took a rolled-up newspaper and snuck back and whup her ass....and boy, you should have seen the face on Sam's face....XD

Went back home at 4.30am...Went to Bed at 5.30am. Haha, all in all, it was a fun night.
I'm gonna go to Dunedin to see my sister in 1 day!! woohoo....Can't wait to see her Hong Kong and Japanese house mates! lol

Anyway, that's all for now. Love you guys.

tagged by chelsea

1. Name The People You Tag. (10) Anyone who wants to do it.

2. Describe yourself in one word describe?
- Strawberry

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
- The one who really loves me! unless the one i love loves me back too.

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her?
- yeaaahh

5. How if people reject your confess face to face?
- I'll muay thai their fking ass...and then ask them the question again, nicely.

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes before going back to heaven, IF you love someone special, what will you say to that person?
- Look, I've got 5 minutes left, u want to do it or not.

7. What will u say to a person who doesn’t want to believe u?
- Don't believe lahh

8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
- LoL...yeah bbe

9. Do you have something special with you all the time?
-Yes, all the time

10. Long distance love?
- Is the best. No hassles at all.

11. Best place to cry.
- My crying booth.

12. Who do you love the most?
- My family, daryll, jackie, julian, genghis, johnny, aaron, jok, oliver, long win, adam, samuel, benedict, joshua, leslie, kendrick, jono, yeeping, caitlin, veron, sarah, florence, cass, chelsea, emma and so on and so forth.

13. Tell us of your dream last night?
- ah shit man, it was a really bad dream. I was like a dragon slayer or something lah right, and I tried to kill this 'thing' but it cant and wont die. I keep on hacking it on and on and on and on, but still not dead yet. and I feel damn sorry for this thing but i have to kill it, but it wont die! so yeah! cibai dream. but the night before one's was awesome. I was an explorer and daryll is pocahontas and jackie is the stupid lil racoon.

14. Ever hated someone so bad?
- Nope, only people hate me. Love machine! hahaa

15. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
- Don't you see, there is no baby! :(. haha I dun know eh, havent got one thats big and hurtful yet.

16. The last person you had a beer with?
- Ash

17. The last person you went to the movies with?
- This girl, went to watch 'He's just not that into you'...haibu into....

18. The last person you talked on the cell phone with?
- sister

19. The last person you hugged?
- This girl who suddenly appeared on my bed while I'm sleeping. Seriously. lol.

20. The last person you yelled at.
-No one yet. my mum? last year? lol I dun know

21. In the last week have you kissed someone?
-you think leh? haha i have no idea man

22. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
- Because my flatmates wont turn down the fucking volume and I want to sleep! Ma de.

23. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
- I want to be a butterfly

24. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
- Melbourne. Hint to jackie and Daryll. winkwinkwinkwinkwink. ALL EXPENSES PAID. ;)

25. What you hate the most?
- When I have nothing to do

26. What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
- Everything

27. Five facts About Me :
-I un-intentionally killed a girl
- I can't cook rice.
.- I'm in my boxers now
- I have at least 100 eggs in a week. no joke.
- I (insert an action) a ( insert a object) before.

28. Five things that scare me:
- The dark
- Going to pee at night, which is why I keep a bottle beside my bed. XD
- Being alone.
- Not being able to pass something
-Driving car

29. Two Songs Playing in My Head Lately:
Power Rangers theme song, Milkshake by Kellis

30. Five Things I treasure in my life:
-Dad
-Mum
-bro
-sis
-my cats.

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I went to a Marathon, City2Surf and boy did I killed my legs. It's 12Km. The longest one I did was 8km and I half walked that one! haha, it was the Leo Club Marathon with the Sarawak Champion who did it in a record time of 3Hours and 15 Minutes.... I did it in 1 hour and 15 min 10 seconds, Genghis did it in 1 hour 15 mins and 12 seconds and Julian did it in 1 hour 15 mins 13 seconds.

I was forced to do it for boxing...It started at 9.00am, I have to be there by 8.45am.

I woke up in the morning at 7.30am, and made breakfast. I had 4 pieces of toast with 5 eggs and a cup of coffee. Then I took a shower and walked to the bus stop. I missed the bus and had to run all the way to the next one....shit. I was gasping for air when I reached to the next stop, I was thinking to myself, 'hai bu gg this, this isnt even 300meters and I'm already breathing as if I'm giving birth....'

The bus came at like 8.45am...I'm suppose to be there at 8.45am..Well, nvm then, at least that I'm going. When i reached the Bus Exchange, I ran to Cathedral Square, which is the starting point of the race. Man, were there a ALOT of people! Like u know that scene in Lord Of The Rings where Frodo and the fat dude arrived at that place where they have to destroy that silly 20cents ring? they saw all the orcs there and Frodo goes like, 'Shit, We're fucked.' and Smeagol starts arguing with himself about what position is he going to get rape in, 'Doggy Style!!' 'Nooo....The reverse CowGirl!!' 'Nooo fucking way! Inversed wheel barrow!!' and so on...Well in other words, there were ALOT of people there. I tried to find the boxing gang, but didn't have any luck.

So like the guy shoots his adorable gun thingy to start off the race. PS, I wasnt scared of the loud scary bang, hah! take that. Couldnt really run much at all, everyone was squeezing and stuff, so I pretty much just walked and then start to cut thru ppl like spiderman. After I got through 50 of the 5000 participants, I started to run. I was thinking to myself, 'Hmm, 12Km....I'll go 1Km in 6 mins on average, yeah good plan.'

3Km later.....
My knees starts to ache, my feet hurts like crap, the stupid sun is raping me and I'm hungry.

But because of my love for Daryll and my mother is so great and awesome, I continued running. I imagined myself that I'm Rocky Balboa training for his fight which is in the next day, that didn't work. Then I imagined myself to be Si comel trying to run away from being eaten by the Triple Titanium Sabertoothed tiger, it worked for 2km and then Si comel died of diarhea cuz he over-ran-ed.

I did it in 1 hours 11 mins and 10 seconds. Bloody good time considering that I started at the back and without any training at all. Fucking hell man, 12km in 1 hour plus, that's like 1km in 5 mins. that's like running on the treadmill at the speed of 12km/h.

I crossed the bloody finish line and praised God for not letting me die on the way. Then I warmed down and drank shit loads of water, and then wasted $4.00 bucks to catch a bus home. My ankles feels crushed, my knees feels like as if someone hammered it with a coconut.

The Next day, today, woke up to immense pain. Went to gym and then boxing training and then basketball for 10 mins before my right arm starts to spasm. XD, had to go back home after that. All in all, the marathon was awesome, I'm gonna do another one next month! i think got 4 eh next month, might go do it all. and then there's one in May for Autism, I'm going to do that one for sure, dedicating it to Daryll Ooi Cheong Wei and Jackie Sim Teck Kee.


Anyway, my laptop burnt down. fucking hell. Which explains why I don't update much. I seriously need to go get it fixed man. I'm damn tired now, so I'm gonna walk back to my room and get some well-deserved sleep. cibai, hope that stupid hong kong girl doesnt come to my place again and fucking cry like a bitchwhoreslut. yeah, last night this girl came over and cried till fking 12am plus, had to accompany her and shit. man fuck this shit.

haha goodnite guys. love u all.

Byebye Nokia

Quote of the day:

"DID YOU FUCKING PRINT SCREEN

YOU BETTER NOT BITCH...

nope

I didnt

I promise u"

First of all, someone stole my freaking phone! Like what the hell right? I was playing bball...now don't y'all start with that 'Hiyaa-told-you-not-to-simply-put-there' crap. BEFORE I played, I dropped it into the deepest most paling innermost place in my bag and freaking ZIPPED the damn thing. After playing, I wanted to check on my phone to see whether I've gotten any nude raunchy pictures messages, but the fuck man, can't even see my fucking phone!! hai bu raunchy nude this... This is so very bad man....it's not the phone, it's what's inside it man! The pictures!! The videos!!! well, mostly the Videos! It has got the Yee Syuan's Trade mark 'Weeii' video, The Julian humping the Sarawak Champion video, My Ass-signing video, Bruno kicking leg video and so much more.......Cibaidamnsmellyman......fuckshitdiao. Well, I'll look at it this way. at least I'm bringing joy to someone.....Fuck you, hope I run into you and muay thai you till you left 2 biji gigi sahaja. Then I'll pour salt and lemon into your mouth and take a shit in it. Then I'll ask EMMA to strip down and bake a fucking peanut butter and chocolate cake for you. Yeah, DAMN RIGHT.


So, did I went to try and report this? Yeah I so did. I went to the receptionist 5 minutes after, and she was like, "Sorry, there's nothing that I can do." Man..If I was her barber, I'll shave her bald and give her a Nazi tattoo on the head. Then I went to the boxing area and boxed the shit out of the punching bags. My knuckles were all red and bruised up after. But thank God that I have another spare phone. Hah! what you gonna say for that now, Mayor of Miri!? Getting another phone isnt a mistake at all.

The Next day, today, I woke up at 8.10am. At 9.am, I went to my class which starts at 9.am. At 9.05am, I found out that it's ACTUALLY 10.05am. Motherfu....my second phone is an hour late! I missed the class....lol. But it's good cause I'm free for the rest of the day; I've only got one class today! whee!! But I have to finish up my assignment due by tommorow. I went to get back my number at the mall, then came back home for a nap.

Speaking of naps, boy, did I sleep alot today...I slept last night at 11pm, woke up at 10AM...Then at 2pm, I went to bed till 3.30pm. Today was my rest day, and when I say rest day, I mean really rest. It's like my whole body just shuts down or something. For 3 days, I've been working out hard, like seriously, if it was EMMA or Jackie Sim Teck Kee, I think you will die. Imagine gym from 3.30 till 5.00pm, then a 30 minutes break where I chucked down 3 eggs and some pasta and from 5.45pm till 7.oopm intensive boxing circuit training, and another 30 mins break and to end it off, from 7.30 till 9.30 half court basketball games. At 9.35pm, realizing that you lost your phone <<< That one is the cherry on the cake. XDXD

Anyway, you know what!?!? I scared the shit out of myself yesterday. I've been training for 2 weeks only. My pressumed weight is 95kg, when I stepped onto the scale, it reads, '90.8kg'!! I lost like 5 kgs in 2 weeks! woohoo, at least that's something to be happy about...and my tummy is becoming smaller and my packs are coming out man!

And lastly, did I "FUCKING PRINT SCREEN"...well, you'll find out in my next post. haha.

Tagged by Kendrick Kho

100 truths, tag 10 people to do the same.

Don't forget to tag!

Last beverage → Milk
Last phone call → Stephanie
Last text message → Lesley
Last song you listened to → You make me say - Tydis.
Last time you cried→ At February! I secretly cried when I said goodbye to the mayor! haha shssshh....secret man! lol...


HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → Yes.
Been cheated on → Yes, ALWAYS.
Kissed someone & regretted it → Hai bu regret...
Lost someone special→ Yes.

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Fallen out of love → Yes, all the time.
Laughed until you cried → Yeah!!
Met someone who changed your life → Yes.
Found out someone was talking about you → Yeah, my bestest best friend, Mr. Love Machine!
How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? → ALL!!
Do you have any pets → Yes, my cat and my brother!
Do you want to change your name → I wanna change it to 'Diet Lemonade' but like hell my mum would let!! Hmm...Maybe to Mattew Kong eh!!! XD.
What time did you wake up today → 10.30am
What were you doing at midnight last night → Talking on the phone, well more like listening to some girl rambling on about her sad miserable life.......but it's all gna be worth it...lol.
Name something you cannot wait for → Going back Miri.
The last time you saw your father→A week ago, saw his titties! :P
What's one thing you wish you could change→ My gender!! haha kidding...
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yup.
What's getting on your nerves right now → My wet undies...cibai drying machine can kiss my ass!
What's your name → Lester Lai Hsien Yang, Harimau terganas di dunia.
Elementary/Primary School→ Sri Mawar Primary School.
Middle/Secondary School → ChungHua
Sec. Sch → Riam Road Secondary School.
High School → Riam Road Secondary School.
Hair color → Black.
Long or short → Short.
Are you a health freak → Yes, I am.
or lefty → Right.

FIRSTS :
First surgery → Never.
First piercing → When I was 17, I made my mum soo happy.
First best friend → A lot.
First sport you joined → Football, with the legendary Goalee, Jackie with his magical 'NO-Ball-can-EVER-go-in-pose-EVERR!!' *Imagine a guy spreading his legs past the human limits with his hands stretched up to the skies praising Allah.
First pet → Well my first ever pets are like these 2 turtles, where one died and the other one my mum set it free. Then I had like goldfish or something, 14 of them, all died in a single night! My brother blames the maid, but everyone knows that it's because of the blackout which causes the oxygen thingy to shut down. Then dad spend over 30K on fucking koi fishes....25 of them, left 13 only now.
First vacation → Australia.

CURRENTLY :
Eating → I had 4 eggs, ice cream and yogurt. Guess which one is the odd one out!! haha
Drinking → Water
Waiting → to go to A barbeque!

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? → YES, the world needs more Lester Lais
Want to get married?→ Who doesnt?
Careers in mind? → Rich ass businessman XD

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → Nope.
Drank Wine/Beer/alcohol → No. AS IF.
Lost glasses/contacts → No.
Ran away from home → No.
Broken someone's heart → Maybe.
Been arrested → No.
Cried when someone died → Yes.

YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → YES.
Miracles → Sometimes?
Love at first sight → Nah.
Heaven → Yes.
Kiss on the first date→ No.
Angels → Yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yeah.
more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → yeah, a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time! haha
Do you believe in God? → Of course I do!!

Tag:
1. Johnny
2. Emma
3. Long Win
4. Matthew Kong, please invite me to read ur blog! lol
5. Grace
6. Oliver.
7. Lifen
8. Cassandra
9. Chelsea
10. The Brotherhood Blog.

Lost

They ate my cereal.

Seriously, do not eat an Asian's boy cereal.

Haha...Today I woke up and I looked into my cereal box...... Half gone! I had it TWICE, and I clearly remember how much I took and how much was left. Macibai fucking guailou! lol...but nvm, I finished up the milk ) and ate 5 of their bananas. :). Who's laughing now, bitch?

Well, today is clearly not my day.....First thing in the morning I found my Cereal half gone! like wtf man. And I woke up 30 minutes late for church.. Church was at 10, I'm up at 10.30. Then had breakfast and a shower then watched tv.

Then had lunch and then went to play pool with friends at the common room. When I got back, can u believe it?? I lost my towel! Like, WTF man?? I was hanging it on my window and when I got back it's gone!!! GG, that time i really thought that maybe one of my roomates took it....

So anyway, I gave up searching for it. So I went out with friends to grab something to eat, had a burger...there goes my diet again...haha. Chicken Burger! it's like they deep fried this huge chunk of chicken fillet, stuff some lettuce and tomato with mayo and put some buns on it! it was awesome...

Then after that as I was walking back, I saw something on the 3rd floor....I'm living on the 4th floor. It's yellow, and it looks familiar......... Mother, it's my towel. It dropped down!!! GGGG...Now I seriously don't know what to do man...Maybe I'll go ask from that person tml or something....fuck la.

Then after that, my friend came to pick me up to go to his church, not an RC church though, an Protestant one...GG again. My mum would kill me. haha but i just go there cuz there's performances tonight, and I tell you man, this ain't no what old Mac Donald had a farm shit, they dance like beyonce and sing like mariah carey!

So there I was sitting at the err, 7th seat with my friend and up comes this bunch of Koreans group and this girl sat next to me! She's kinda hot, I was doing the 'i'm not looking at you, but I'm looking at you thru my peripherals vision' thingy..lol. Man...What's with me and Korean!?!?! Damn sohai right?? Last year also...haha nvm.....

Anyway, I was just sitting there minding my own business, when she suddenly goes, "hey, do you come to this church?" and I was like, "yeah, I come to this church.."...like hello? I memang in the church now. "Oh cool, it's my first time here." she said and bla bla bla. Her name is...mcb, I forgot..seiso? seismo? I know start with 'S' de laa. She's now working at a hospital. We can totally do the doctor/patient thingy man! lol... She's damn fit too, like after the service I saw her take up her backpack...then her bike helmet! XD. Then said bye to her so she can go do her hardcore biking stuff.

My Friend dropped me back home, I swiped my card into the door and then when I want to open my room door....I cant find my key!!! Motherfu!!!! I lost my room door man.... Why did I lock it?? Hmm.....well, my roomates steal my cereal, if my panties gone how leh???

So I had to call the RA ppl to come and open my door. I asked them how much does it cost for a replacement key, they say $100 bucks......to hell with that.

So yeah, today was clearly not my day man! first I lost my cereal, then I lost my towel, then i lost the girl, technically, cuz she didnt come home with me and now, I lost the frickkin keys!!!

Anyway, That's all from me today, love you all.

My room

Well....uni just started for me! Haven't been updating for ages and I'm not sorry about it, why should I be?

Anyway, I'm staying at this place called Ilam Village now. No more Homestaying! woohoo. I'm living with 5 other people, I think. Cuz I'm living in a 6-room apartment and I've seen 4 of them only. Now that could mean 2 things, one, there is no fifth person, two...there is one! Just that I havent seen him yet and if that's the case then there's something wrong with him/her...... haha... 2 of them are girls, one's from The States and the other is from Wellington. Now don't start imagining about stuff cuz i know some of y'all would be like, "Oh my...2 girls living with Lester! I wonder what are they doing now..." man...u know the US girl is like a mini Spartan warrior from the ghetto? When I sleep I have to sleep with one eye open cuz i'm afraid that i might lose an ear the next day when i wake up! haha...The Wellington girl is a blonde girl, okokla...but also damn sohai de.

There's two other guys living with me....fuck.... Both of them are from Timaru, and both are fat, but one of their nipples is slightly pointier than the other. I don't really remember the name of the boys, but let's just call them 'Pointy nipples' and 'Crazy Eyes'. cuz the other one's eyes looks as if like he's being possessed.

So like I walk into my room right, and there's nothing!!! Like no pillows, no blanket!!! no nothing! like WTF man?? So I dropped my stuff at my place and ran to my friend's place to sleep there. Then I moved back in after 2 days, bought the damn sheets and pillow and stuff. That was the FIRST time I made my own bed, how awesome is that??

Then I started arranging my wardrobe, I seriously have no idea how to.

I bet you all learnt metamorphosis while you were in primary school...like how the tadpole becomes the frog and how the frog ends up to be deep fried frog legs with mayonaise sauce.

well...

~Day 1~

~ Day 2~

~ Day 3~

I'll tell you this, If my future son's room is going to be like this after 3 days, I will burn down his room along with he himself in it! haha but can't blame me wad, i tried my best...I really did ok!! haha..nah, i didnt give a crap about it.

So anyway, if you think that my room is messy..wait till you see my fucked up living room....



This is my kitchen, I think Mr Pointy Nipples thinks that this is the bathroom or something. This is how it looks like on a good day...just wait till it's after 7pm. All Hell break loose in the form of Mac and Cheese.

And here you can see the tom-yum flavoured sneakers and the white stuff on the floor ain't snowflakes...I don't know what they are and I don'd want to know, I just know that they smell like lemon+sourcream. and there's a pair of undies at the couch too...like seriously, what the FUCK man? I don't even dare to sit on the couch.....

I go to bed, and the next day I woke up......

wh...wha...what the fuck man???

3 averaged sized human beings drank all that in less than 5 hours. Daryll Ooi also cant beat them ah..

Speaking of Daryll Ooi. he's such a heartbreaker. Let me tell you why.

You know how like in the movies, the girl waits for the phonecall from the guy that she loves and adores and that phonecall doesnt come at all! So sad right?? Not even a voicemail, or an email, nothing!!

Cibai, bet that he has someone else already. sobz...why u like this nerhzz...anyway, if u want me to come Melbourne, you better call me, and you better call me NOW.

That's all from me now, I have to go now. Dad's home, gonna listen to him nag via MSN. Fuck Msn. I hate you.