QUOTE OF THE DAY: I must confess that my loneliness Is killin me now. Dont you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign, hit me baby one more time.
First things first, Jackie Sim (The dude in green and grey striped hoodie) is now known as Goku. He's on a conquest to find and gather the seven dragon balls ( in which when all seven are together, a magical super cool very long de dragon will appear and grant one perfect wish.) But just being called Goku doesn't make you Goku, if you know what I mean. One will have to look the part and act the part.
Which brings us to part one of the Dragon Balls journey which takes place in SwineFluLaLaLand (Melbourne).
Goku with the Shitspitter, Juelze Crown and Ronald 'sorrymyfingermightendupinyourbumhole' Teh.
So... We have:
4 guys on a couch, with
2 little dogs; waffles and pancakes, on
1 couch...with...
Ronald 'sorrymyfingermightendupinyourbumhole' Teh in action with Juelze Crown.
note the pre-orgasmic facial expression of Julian.
*Ground Trembles and Cracks
OOOOOYEAAAHHHH BAAAABIIIIIII!!!!!!
And what do you get when the ground trembles and cracks??
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!!~The-Magical-Dragon-Juice-of-Ultimate-Power-which-One-Must-Consume-In-Order-to-Obtain-the-Seven-Balls-of-the-Mighty-Dragon~!!
QUOTES FROM GOKU:
" Kids, Remember to eat up your protein
so you can Grow Big and Strong,
Just like me."
&
"With Great Quantity of Protein,
Comes, Great Amount of Kame Kame Ha."
Goku in Action mixing the Dragon Juice
When Suddenly...
Oh Noo! We've run out of Protein! Watever shall we do now??
"No worries, I've got backup. Just ready 5 cans of RedBull for me! ROAR!"
10 minutes and 5 cans of RedBull later....
We got it!
Now with the preparation part done with, comes the hard bit, the physical process of the application of the Dragon Juice. Only one who's of pure and innocent soul can survive, others will suffer an eternal fiery damnation in the darkest pitts of hell.
So Let's Go.
I've got my Super Badass Cape on now, Im ready.
Just Do it
Wuuh, what's this tingling sensation that I'm feeling....
It feels so Wrong...
Yet, so Right.
"Well...you see, my dear JuJu.
When a boy comes to a certain age...
he will experience certain changes, like the growth of.........."
40 days and 40 nights later...
It is Done
GG Hai Bu Done this
After even more Proteins,
*Psssst.... steam comes out from the asshole
"I want Nobody Nobody but you."
"You want Nobody Nobody but Me." And so, Goku got his hair now. He's one step closer to gathering all 7 dragon balls but most important is that he found two trusty companions which means all the world to him and he will always make nutella milk chocolate drink for them and download movies for them to watch because he's soooo grateful for meeting these two people and will forever remember them and never ever forget them no matter how old or wrinkly he becomes.
Stay Tuned for the next Adventures of Goku.
