Thursday, July 31, 2008

Well, nothing much went on today. I rained the whole day!!! which sucks. I had to walk under the rain.

Went to gym at the afternoon, planned to go do Boxing again, but nah, i felt like being a pig.

Anyway...This Saturday Im goin to a party, it's like an 'invitation' only party where there will be a bouncer with a namelist standing at the door. Thanks to my gym partner/trainer, i can go! lol...It's for his lingerie models event! haha! tonight's the finale and he has VIP passes to backstage and all that...shit man, lucky cunt. Looking forward for Saturday now. haha

and as for my drama script. Im almost done with it. I told me teacher about it, and somehow, she LIKED IT? lol, she didnt even read the whole thing, she just saw a phrase, "Im gonna whack you with my salmon" and then laughed and then said that she loved it, and im like WTF??

Anyway, it has seals and penguins and the bad keeper! gonna be about 10 pages long i think...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

2 seals.

Welll....

Just found out that there's gonna be a new boy coming in this Friday. Ah great. He's from China and his name is Da chen. Big something i guess.. He's 20, and he likes to play basketball. At least he plays basketball, so now i can have someone to play with!

Anyway.....School's been the same today...I came back after 3rd period cuz i was feeling too tired and sick! and I slept for 2 hours plus! I woke up at around 2.40pm and had my late lunch. Then I went to gym at 4.30 pm, and came back at 6.30pm, and had dinner and stuff like that laa...

Well, as for the drama script, I decided to write about the 2 seals who tries to escape from the Aquatic centre. Cuz this script needs to have themes, moral values and all those kind of ojibala crap. Gonna post it up here once I finish it! and well, that's it for today......

2 more days till another basketball match again! YIIPEE.
Stay tune for the arival of the boy from China.

Love u guys. mwahs.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

batman! nenenenenenenene batman! batman!

I went to watch batman just now! It was awesome!


The girl died, Harvey Dent became 'Two-face', and neither of the ships blew up at the end. and oh! Two-face died at the end too. =). And batman 'decided' to take the blame and now everyone is chasing after Batman.


For those who havent watched Batman, the Dark Knight yet, well, thanks to me, you don't really have to watch it anymore, cuz I kinda spoiled it for you. But if you still wanna, go ahead and watch what you already know. hehe...


Anyway......


For the first time after god knows when, I slept early!! Last night I went to bed at around 8.30pm! And I thought that I'm gonna wake up around 5 or 6 am the next day...


The next day, today. I woke up at 8.45am. OMFGROLFIMGONNAWACHANARAYOROOYOURMAMASASS!!! I was late for school and so I bunk the first 2 periods, and got period 3 free, so i went to school at 11.20am! teehee....


Didnt go to gym today, decided to take the day off, AGAIN. I went to pay my homestay fees, which is like $2400. So yeah, im kinda broke now, and to celebrate this wonderful event, I decided to treat myself to a movie, as you all know already, if u had read my blog from top to bottom, as would how a normal sane human do. Batman was good, better than the first one. I bought a big bag of cornchips, a bottle of 1.5L of DIET coke (at least it's DIET coke maa), a Cadbury Chocolate bar and a banana and a kiwi fruit (gotta have them fruits. =) )


After the movie, it was around 8.20pm, It started at 5.40pm. I felt bad for myself for sining. And The Good Ole' Capped Crusader inspired me, so i decided to run home instead of taking the bus. So I ran home. Took around 20 mins I think, it was good cardio man! Sweated like a pig, and then after that I ate like a pig again. =.=... but it was healthy food! A piece of chicken, a piece of lamb, mashed potatoes with peas, cabbage, cauliflower, white rice, tomatoes and pumpkin! with a cup of milk! haha...I watched a Tv programme while I was eating, its called "how to have sex after marriage." and it's obvious already why I watched it laa..haiyooo....still need to ask meh?


and well, after that I just cleaned up, switched on the dishwasher and here I am, blogging. Maybe gonna start working on my Drama Script....but I have no idea at all!! Here are my ideas...lol, gimme some suggestions!


1) 2 seals trying to escape from the Aquatic Centre

2) A Stripper's struggles with Peer pressure when she re-enters Highschool

3) A Down Syndrome's boy journey to pursue his dream as a Muay Thai fighter.

4)The Principal who had a chronic masturbation disorder who likes honey and Led Zeppelin.

5) The story of how a boy PROMISES that he's gonna update his blog as soon as his exams FINISHES but till this day, he hasnt fulfill his promise yet. =(


and with that, ends my post for today. Love you guys. mwahss.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Today is Sunday

It's Sunday, and the time is now 2.34pm and Im bored to the brink of death.

I woke up at 9.30am, then went to church at 10.00am. After church had lunch with my church friends and got back home around 1.30pm. And from that moment till God knows when, I think Im just gonna sit here and rot. I'm not going to gym today because I dont feel like it. (But what about your workout plan???). Well, fuck it. I'm sick and bored, so Im taking the day off.

I might go and watch the new Batman movie, knowing the fact that there's a high chance that I'll have to walk back home after the movie cause the stupid buses are lazy and wants to pig at night. Oh great, my brother just came online and talked to me, he made a girl cry! hehe! that's my man! lil boy is all grown up eh? and for some reasons, he thinks that the only way to solve this problem is Jelly and Ice cream.

And finally this girl called Cass finally gave me the link to her blog, 'http://xpecially4euu.blogspot.com/' which is mainly about beaches, embarassing moments at hai ma, waking up with the absence of water in the toilet and belly piercings. So INTERESTING MAN!!! lol. There's action! '....almost got thrown into the water somemore ahh.' Romance! '.... for that special someone in my heart... =) ', Humour! 'I fell down at Hai Ma today. wahahahahahahahahahaha... ..', Science Fiction, '......so happy today i bought my 3rd book-ECLIPSE....' and many many more! lol...

Anyway, That's all from me today. Hope my boring day ends soon. =) have a nice day.

Friday, July 25, 2008

we lost. =)

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"do u think that its funny?"
"wtf hahahahaha"
"fuck you..stop laughing."
"lester shut up-.-"
"cibai"
"fuck i aborting"
"i dun care, we are gonna keep the baby."
"dun u dare. or im gonna expose you."
"i've got pictures i tell you. pictures..."- The two tigers, 25th July 2008.

A new Term, another Lost.

Yes guys, I, WE lost again at today's basketball match. It's not that they are super duper god-like with pawning skills. In fact, they suck. But we sucked more. Everyone in my team was soooo out of shape! Stupid 2 weeks of holidays. And that Big bowl of Yummy Tom Yum noodles soup certainly didnt helpd at all. =(. An hour before the match, I went to this restaurant and had a big bowl of Tom Yum with a bowl of chicken bones. There I was, Nvm la, 1 hour before match no problem de.

I felt sooooo full when I finished everything. I vomitted before the match, I forced myself to! haha, I hope I dun become anorexic! or suffer from bullemia. So the game started, and the shitflowing began. Seriously, we played like it was the same time we played our first match! Everyone was everywhere. Noone knew what to do, and we took 25 shots, and NONE went it. I personally took around 10 shots. I know, u shut up!!!! ><

My coach called for a time out, and this is what he said.

"common boys, If i take one more minute of this nonsensical bullshit, im gonna take my car keys and drive back home. I dont come here to see this circus show, this guys are dickheads. You can do this. Come on! STC on 3!....STC!!!!!!!"

LoL. and their 'star' player wasnt shining that brightly too. infact, I think his battery almost wanna die liao, need to get more of them Energizer Bunny Batteries! (star player=me.) *zhi lian...=). haha. Seriously, I felt so bad for myself. I was like, 'God If you dont help me this time, I swear that I will take a big pis *thunders.... Sorry God!' hahah, nah...tat didnt happened at all. I was too busy gasping for air.

Ps. I'm sick too. Havent been to school for 2 days. (O, so school u cant go, but can go for BASKETBALL competition laahh??) hehe..*blushes.

So the score was 56-48, we lost la, obviously....But losing isnt something new to us St. Thomas boys. It's like part of our routine now. and I'm gonna say this again, I really hope tat we can finally WIN a match! or else im gonna be super duper mad.

Anyway, there's always next week. =). But its a good thing that we lost today, (the fuck is wrong with you son? you LOST!) It gives me a purpose and motivation to start working out hard again. Gosh, it's so hard to go back to my normal routine after my disastrous 2 weeks break from my workout regime. Shit, but I've gotta somehow do it. Or else I will suffocate myself by using used condoms.

Thats all from me today guys, pray that i will get better soon k? love u all.



Wednesday, July 23, 2008

My sick day.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Which is worse? Watching a Sex Scene with your parents or watching your parents have sex?"-History Class, 23rd July, 2008.

Well, havent written any quotes of the day for quite sometime now....it's not my fault ok! U cant blame me for having a boring uneventful holiday!

Anyway, I didnt go to school today! I was sick. hehe... I got really bad cough! and im very sick la ok? I woke up at around 11.30am and prepared my breakfast/lunch meal. 3 drumsticks with 3 eggs, mashed potatoes with peas and white rice along with a cup of Green Tea! Yum!! lol.

Then at 12.20, I ran to school for basketball training. We are having a competition tomorrow with the Dark Side, St. (cibai) Bedes. It was raining so heavily, I was having second thoughts whether to go or not, BUT for the sake of my school, I chosed to go. I ran under the rain, dun know how many times i fainted on the roadside...

I reached the school at 12.30 pm. no one was in the court yet. Then I found out that The lunch break has been changed to 12.45pm! but nvm....The bell rings, and only like 6 ppl including me, showed up only! we played 4on4 (with 2 other buggers) which lasted only 15 mins. And I could barely run in that game! cuz i was SICK ok?? haha...

So after playing 15 mins, I went back home again...had to run under the rain and pengsan at the roadside once more.

Then began the series of Talk shows.

At first I watched the Tyra Banks shows. Today's episode was about who can be the cheapest shopper. The idea is to find the person who looks the most 'fashionable' and spent the least money on it. There were like 4 nominees i think and all of the audience were given $1 to bet on their candidates. At the end some fat girl won. I think she just buy rubbish black with markers and glitters eh?? Heck, I think she stole the markers from her daughter's pencil box and reused her rubbish bag and spent 20 cents on cheap ass made-in-china glitters!

Then I watched Dr.Phil. It was about Pagent mums who has trouble resisting the temptations of being in pagents. A mum of 7 still dreams to compete in beauty pagents, and her husband and kids tulan her lorhh...Then there's this other girl who wears her stupid crown everywhere she go. This show is oklarh..but the girls don't Look Hot at all. =(.

Then, My homestay came home with 2 of her friends. It's my homestay's Dads birthday today, he's 59 this year, next year he will enter the era of the old men. LoL. My homestay mum baked a cake, erm...Carrot something cake. It tastes good. I ate it while watching Oprah. This series, as usual, we find Oprah roaming around the neighbourhood trying to make people's life better by giving them all sorts of free stuff and makeovers and gifts and bla bla bla bla bla.

Then my homestay went to send their friends back home. I went to my room and grab some chocolates. teehee, =). Next I watched the Ellen Denegress show. It was about...erm...I forgot, Just alot of random ppl coming out and doing Ellen's ridiculos dance moves. Cibai, walking over the table so kesi meh? tiao...but nvm, cuz i have chocolates. =).

I felt guilty. So, I decided to go to the gym. Went there at around 4.oopm, I did my back and biceps, I didnt do any cardio today and Bruno is still wounded...haha! Hung out with him for awhile. He was busy sorting out the playlist for the songs for the gym. and, like both of us don't know 80% of the artists, so we just simply group them!

Came back home at around 6.00pm. When i got to my bus stop, I ran, tried to run home. But i stopped 2 mins later and threw up on the side pavement! hehehe....then had my bath and then dinner. and well, that's it. Tonight im just gonna update my blog...well, just did that as u all can see. Talk to ppl in MSN, which would most probably be with that girl who always calls me fat and maybe with that girl who had a operation on her armpits, and with my brother/sister and maybe with that girl who thinks she has lots of friends but doesnt know that they all hate her and maybe with that boy who says that he's gonna update his blog SOON but still doesnt do it. and if im really bored, maybe with that boy who thinks he's so cool and doesnt want to go to gym because he says that he can't find a gym and that he also cant buy Dumbbells in KL!!! cuz they are out of stock which I think is a load of bullshit becuz it's KL but other than that he's always either at KL or at Miri and I could never guess where he is becuz he's such a mummy's boy cuz he always goes back to miri to see his mum, I think like 7 times already.

Anyway, gtg now, gonna go pee in the sink while i brush and floss my teeth now. Bye, Love u guys, muacks.

Happy Birthday Johnny!

Ni Na Me Ai Ta

by: Johnny Tiong & Monkey boy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!!!

Today's Johnny's Birthday! haha, met this guy like 2 years ago when I moved to RRSS! Both of us were from Chung Hua, where the people there are having difficulties keeping it up...hehe, if you know what I mean....and Im not referring to academic and cocuriccular stuff...=P. hehehe.

Johnny can....

Play the Piano! Like really really well! I can play the piano too, but my standard is baa baa black sheep. Johnny's standard is like, when the moon blocks the sun causing a total esclipse of the sun which never fails to grasp people's attention.

Play the Guitar. Almost as good as me. hahaha! nah, he's really good at it too ay!

Play the Viola. OMG, he's like the Jimi Hendrix of Viola. Some say that when Mr. Hendrix died, Johnny was borned. Yea, some say that he's the incarnation of the viola version of Jimi Hendrix, except that he wants to be a doctor. hehe.

Sing. shit man! johnny is a really good singer!!! Make u cry ad stuff like that!

Study and clever! All his test results were so high!!! His lowest grade is like around B!! although after every test he sure say and I quote, "hiyaaa....sure fail liao laa..." Somehow when we get the results back, he's the only one who passed or if everyone passed, his score will be among the top 5! lol.

Play Tennis! and again, almost as good as me! hehehe...but he's no.2 among my friends! Aaron is only good depending on his mother's period cycle, Jok loves to hit balls to the roof, Julian played once before and ended up jumping over the tennis court's net over and over again with Genghis Khoo, and Long win, Im not sure, cuz he's outcasted, well, that's what he calls himself everytime, an 'outcast'. Although the reasons remained unknowned, it is said that he had widen the horizon of this nickname, adding the word "blue-winged" making it "The Blue-winged outcast." XD.

Disappear to the top floor of B block! He puts David Blaine+Houdini+LesterLaiTheMagician to shame. Everytime during recess or lunch break he will magically disappear. At one moment he's with us walking down the stairs, and the next moment we see him on the top of Block B while we were eating Cendol at the canteen!! hehehe...johnny O johnny, u naughty boy...hehe.

And that's just a short list of what Johnny can do, you will be AMAZED when you see this man! haha

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY TIONG HUNG BING! (nt sure if tat's the right spelling...hehe..). I love you in a very passionate manly way and i'm not afraid to express myself to you! haha. Have a good one! Mwahsss

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tuesday.

Well, dun worry guys, I did went to school today. =). School was basically the same. Just found out that I have a math test tomorrow. Yay for bunking class yesterday. >.<.

Had Basketball practise at lunchtime. I'm so out of shape now! I felt dizzy and felt like puking!! LoL, its amazing how much my fitness level has decreased in one week!!! My trainer/partner got injured again, he's gonna be out for another week! lol, he cracked 2 of his ribs and i think sprained his muscle tendons. He was training for muay thai. Get this, he was kneed 3000 times! not 300 or 30 but 3000, tiga ribu kali! on the ribs...haha crazy guy....

Today was the first day of my workout, I did legs today and then I walked on the treadmill for 20 mins while reading the February Issue of 'New Zealand's Women's weekly'. Found out that Britney has got custody of her kids. Madonna is working out too hard while she's pregnant and everyone is worried that it might hurt the baby. Angelina jolie is havin trouble with the twins. And the dress that Jeniffer Lopez wore to this Music awards was rated 2/10.

There I was, a 6'1 big ass Asian boy, walking on the treadmill at the speed where Old ladies walk at, flipping thru the pages of Woman's weekly. Yeah, I felt good, damn good.

After my workout, I had my protein shake and then went for my shower. My trainer came for work but he had a meeting, so didnt talk with him much. I txted him tat Im goin off now. Then I went to Pak n Sav to buy some chicken, bananas. While i was in the mall, my Bruno suddenly txt me, "hey, meeting just finish, wat u up to now?" I told him tat i was at the mall. "haha, can u get me some of those yummy caramel tim tams?" "yea, ok! haha..."

Then i found out that the tim tams were on sale, and dark chocolates too!! to hell with my diet! haha. So i bought the stuff and then went back to the gym. He had almost a pack of Tim Tams and i had a bar of chocolate and half a bar of my dark chocolate! teehee...

It is said that chocolate makes you happy, it's TRUE! i feel soo happy! lol. but nothing comes without a price. You get to gain 7 kgs in one week! isnt tat superb??? Man, I think my partner gained like 8kgs already.... and guess what. this saturday Im gonna sparr again. 30 mins of real gloves-off boxing, 100 rounds of ground work (which i think im gonna tap out 100 times...) and then the best for the last. KICKS!!!! MA HAI....cannot walk again liao lohh...

AND! This friday!! What has been goin for the past Fridays is going to happen again! yeap! u got it! the Division 1 basketball tournament, Round 2~!

At round one, we had a superb record of 10-1. 10 loses and 1 win (which happened cuz the other team didnt showed up becuz of communications errors...teehee...)

I hope that this time, we will be able to finally win! WIN! WIN! gonna be up against St. Bedes this Friday, the last time we were against them, they beat us by 40points. They were like The Spartan Warriors, we were like the protectors of the Sultan of Malacca with our miserable Keris and silly sarong! haha! anyway, pray hard for me k?? I really need it. Seriously, i do.

Lastly, YES! im finally able to shit properly! haha, I shat like 3 times today! hehe...lol...eww. and it was all so smooth! like an eel with KY jelly spread all over its body! haha! Well, cuz proteins are easy to digest and therefor 'comes out' faster. which is damn good!

BTW guys, remember when i told u tat im around 101/102 kgs a few days ago??? I measured my weight just now and guess what!!! I'm 97.4KGs now!!! YESSSS...See the wonders that you can do when u change ur diet and start working out. haha, so yea, any of you who needs any help or advice on how to lose weight, just find me!!! lol.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Today is Monday, the first day of Term 3

Term 3 starts today, yippee. =).

And this is what I did from the moment that i woke up.

7.30am
alarm rings, i snoozed it.

7.35am
Hiyaa...nvm, 5 mins of sleep more.

7.40am
mahai...5 more mins la please..

7.45am
That's it. I set the alarm to 8.00am.

8.00am
Alarm rings again. and i snoozed it again

8.05 am
Alarm rings for the 6th time already, and for the 6th time, i snoozed it.

8.20am
I finally woke up. literally ran to boil my eggs

8.21am
Washed my face and prepared chicken and put in microwave

8.23am
Started eating my muesli and begin to cut my veges and prepare my mid morning meal

8.30am
Take out eggs and cool it down with cold water while trying to put on my trousers.

8.32am.
Finally realized that it's not worth it trying to put on my pants while handling boiling eggs; I might burn my own eggs! Walked to my room and put on my school uniform

8.35am
Decided to skip form time and I also have period 1 free, so gonna go to school at 9.40am.

8.40am
Signed into MSN, chated with a girl who was sad bcuz this guy was on holiday and he said that he love her but then he hung up on her while she was calling him.

8.50am
Prepared my school bags and Gym bag and put my lunch and protein into my bag. Went to brush my teeth.

8.55am-9.20am
(-I forgot what I did-)

9.30am
Get all my stuff and walked out the door to go to school.

9.31am
Thinking about stuff while I'm waking to school.

9.34am.
Shit, found out I forgot to bring my training shoes. walked back.

9.38am
Got the shoes, started walking again.

9.50am
Arrived at school, thinking about what everyone will say about my new haircut! XD

9.53am
History now, everyone was watching a movie about Queen Elizabeth.

10.03am
Felt like going to sleep.

10.05am
REALLY feel like going to sleep.

10.07am
Tried to go to sleep but cant cuz the teacher was sitting beside me.

10.10 am
Fell asleep for 2 mins and woke up again.

10.11am
Check my timetable to see what's next.

10.12am
Decided to walk back home and go to sleep.

10.12am-10.30am
Fought my battle of trying not to sleep.

10.31am.
The bell rings, I won. =)

10.32am
walked out of the school and walked back home.

10.45am.
Arrived home, strip myself till my undies.

10.46am
Realized that I need to shit and so go to toilet.

12.30pm.
hahahha! nah, just joking i didnt shit for an hour plus.

anyway.....

10.50am
Went on MSN, then no one was online.

10.52am
Signed into my blog and decided to update it in hope to inspire the ever-comel Si Daryll 'mana-blog-kamu' Ooi.

11.10am.
Finished updating my blog.

and now guys, im gonna head on to my bed and sleep now!!! have a good morning anyone!!

Love u guys!!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Today is Saturday

So, the GetSmart Youth Conference just ended. it was awesome.

I waited in the line from 4.30 till 7.00pm. XD, it was cold, cramped and smelt like crap but it was all worth it! haha. Tonight's last session was by a guy called Reggie Dabbs. He's a HUGE erm...african american, yea thats it. He's so cool and funny. The whole place was packed with people, everyone had to squeeze together. and I had to squeeze with a boy that smells like 3week old socks. omg. But nvm, cuz the power of God is too great within me! lol.

I shouted and sang till my voice broke. Reggie had got us to dance, repeat phrases over and over again and alot of shouting! Im so gonna come back next year!

Anyway, one more day and I'll be back at the gym!!! Been having this Fun/sad week off from exercising and it's a wonder what could happen within one week, almost one week. I've gained like 6kgs, maybe more now and even more after tomorrow!

I can really feel the difference when I workout and when I don't workout, I feel really tired when i stopped! Like no shit, I sleep 8-9 hours sometimes 11hours and I still feel sleepy! and on days that i workout, I sometime sleep for only 5 hours and I've still got energy for the whole day!!

and, The amount of times I shat has lessen! XD, on an average per day I shit twice or 3 times a day. Morning, afternoon (sometimes when I'm lucky.) and evening! lol but now, it has been 3 days since my last trip to the bakery..hehe.

and of course, my shirt feel tighter now. It's choking my armpits when I'm wearing my thermals!! and I have no idea how am I gonna fit into my school pants next week. O well, 6 weeks of hardwork all gone! Need to start over, in fact Im now 2-3 kgs heavier than my original weight!!! OMG. XD. XD.

and my dear daryll oii cheong weng aka Si comel aka 'Xiao Weng Weng' aka 'The ironSabertooth Tiger' aka' The lil guy that stood infront of me back in Primary 6 while we were taking group photo for 'Minggu Sains dan Matematik' 'aka 'Si cerdik' aka' The 'size-doesnt-matter' mean machine' aka 'The boy who bet $50 for a 1on1 bball match on me and lost and still doesnt pays up' aka 'The self proclaimed sexiest sexy man of the millenium' where in fact it's totally not true cuz you and I both know who's the REAL sexiest man alive...winkwink..lol. aka 'Mr. I-lost-the-game-cuz-im-not-wearing-shoes' aka 'Mr I-will-promise-you-that-I-will-update-my-blog-once-I-FINISH-my-exams 'aka 'Mr. Liar Liar pants on fire' aka' Mr. I-am-a-hardcored-alcohol-drinker-but-im-the-first-one-who-went-to-sleep'....and so so so so much more.

Everyone has been asking you this question. WHEN THE HECK ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE YOUR BLOG?? you know how sad you make people feels when they go visit ur blog and still finds that post about Multi-tasking which technically isnt really multi-tasking. And you jerk, where's my PLANE? It's almost towards the End of July, and I've still havent seen my plane yet.

And don't get me started about the whey protein Cuz im sure that You hadnt get any yet!!!

Friday, July 18, 2008

101

Remember that day where I told you that my weight is 98.5kg.

TWO days later, Today. I went to check again, and it's 101.4kg!!
Anyway it's 2.44am now,
and I have to Go to sleep.
I've just set a new record for my shortest post ever! whee..

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Cried like a lil girl

Just Got back from the Get Smart Conference.

I cried, no...wept! Like a little girl! during the Praise and worship session in the begining. Yes, big boys do cry! haha, it was soo fun. That feeling of letting it all out and feeling the love and bla bla bla. Tonight's session was great, it was by this guy called Andrew Kobala. He talked about how God loves us so much and about healing. *blushes, I cant really recaly l most of the things he said ok!?

But I DO remember this one part, They had this short healing session. 4 people sat on chairs on the stage, 2 of them had a disease called (-something which I forgotten-). It's like one of their feet is longer than the other, so they limp when they walk. and the other 2 sat there cuz they felt like it. haha...

Anyway, the first girl. The camera man was zooming into her feet, while this Kobala guy touches her feet, more like holding it. From the big screen you can see that her feet were seriously imbalanced! Then everyone raised their hands and he started praying and right before our very eyes, we see her short leg GREW to the same length as the other one. I was like OMG!?!?

and the same thing happened to the next guy too!! Everyone was in shocked. and he prophesized about them 2 too, first one about how she will be a leader in her youth and church and yadda yadda. the guy about how he will have wealth and fame that's good for the church and bla bla I love Jesus.

And the for the 'final act', lol...They had this crippled guy who accidentally cut his leg with a CHAINSAW while cutting trees....huh?? lol, but anyway, it happened.

He placed his hands on his head, and we all raised our hands and started praying, then the poor crippled boy fainted to the ground. Everyone was still praying and watching in awe. Then Andrew the mighty healer guy placed his hands on the boy's chainsaw-ed leg and prayed over it, then he BANG the feet onto the ground, and woke him up.

The boy stood up, and was asked to put his hands on Andrew's shoulders, then he started WALKING. It was really really really amazing, better than that stupid David Blaine! lol

anyway, cant wait for tomorrow! I didnt really do anything today, just went to the conference only and I didnt go to Bruno's house to play Xbox360 and get fat! maybe some other time!

love u guys, and love u Jesus !!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

This time I was shot dead like a puppy.

Ok, I don't know what happened, or how the heck did this happened but over the past 4 days, I gained 3 kgs. I'm now 98.5 kg. woohoo. Maybe it's because I stopped working out for 5 days and started eating like a monster again. Shit.

My training partner also the same, but he's worse than me. much worse! He had like 13 meals yesterday. Fish and chips, Mueslis, 4 packs of Tim tams, a big bowl of noodles, ham sandwich, this was what I saw him ate when I was at his house.....

Anyway, enough of that depressing bullshit. I've still got 4 days of holidays left. Today or, just now, I went to a Youth Conference called 'Get Smart'. It's held annually, and it's the 10th one this time.

The whole thing rocks. I love it. lalala. It's gonna be a 4 day event, from weds to sat. The talk just now was about Dreams and how we need to make pathway and be like persistent little 5 year old brats to get what we want. Now, I know that it might not sound all so high n mighty the way I said it, BUT it really was touching and motivating!

Next....Me and my gym partner decided to have the WHOLE week off. We have a new mission now, to waste what we have been working on the past 6 weeks. We plan to go back to our original weight of 100 and 90 kgs. right now we are 84.5 (was 79) and 98.5 (was 95.5). and next week we are gonna 'restart' the whole programme again. Hope we dont screw up again at the middle!! LoL, or else Doreen is gonna call me FAT forever, not that she doesnt calls me fat now....

And that about sums up my day.

Oh yeah! I had Ice cream today! Yum! Cookies and Cream, Walnut Butterscotch, Milk chocolate with berries! haha! hai bu gain weight this!? Tomorrow Gonna go stay over at my partner's house for an 'all night eating Tim-Tams while playing Halo 3 and Tom Clancy's Rainbow six'.

and one more thing, WE suck at playing Tom Clancy's Rainbow six, Like really bad! It's like a spy game with night visions, snipers, and sneak attacks... here's an example.


*hiding behind the wall while peeking out thru the night vision goggles.

" Yo les!! Grenade.!!"

*Runs back.

*Still squats behind the fucking wall.

@.@.

BOOM!

~Bruna la Costa has died.~

"ah shit! I forgot to run back!"

and i died 3 minutes later, kena headshot.

Game Restarts.

"ok les, this time we must be serious, I go to the wall and u cover me from behind. Common Les, we can do this." *stuffs one tim-tam into mouth.

"ok, don't die.....please dun die."

"Ok, they're coming, get ready Les, im gonna shoot........LES! Grenade!!!"

*spams the 'Reverse button.

*stays squatting at the fucking wall.

BOOM!!!!

"WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU MOVE??"

hahahaha.

and I died 5 mins later. This time I was shot dead like a puppy.


and for Halo 3, we have to do push ups everytime we died. I did 40 pushups, he did 25. and that is how bad I sucked.

More fun and pushups tomorrow!!! haha

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Stupid Prince Caspian

Stupid Prince Caspian.


Well, I'm not saying that the movie is stupid. It's actually quite nice to watch, better than the first one, that cibai chronicles of Narnia. In this movie, The girl's boobs were bigger, Susan's her name I think. LOL!


Didnt do much this morning, just went to Church and then after church went to swim. Then came back home and slept. Woke up around 4 something, I planned to go to the evening church too, but none of my friends can pick me, so I had to use the bus, but the stupid bus dun like me, so screw it. I'm gonna go watch a movie at the cinema, =). Praise the Lord, Alleluia.

I arrived at the cinema at around 6.45pm. All the nice movies there are either started already or in 2-3 hours time. Prince Caspian was at 8.45pm. and it's either THAT or 'Mama Mia'. Like hell I will watch that stupid movie about some girl who had to find out who's her real dad among 3 men on her wedding day. FUCK it. I bought the tickets, and now I've got 2 hours plus to spare. Yipidydoo.



By some God-given talent, I managed to keep myself occupied for 2 hours and 45 minutes. First I went to Borders, the plan was to sit there and read books till 8.30pm and walk back to the cinema. Awesome ain't it? So there I was, picked my SPIDERMAN : Evolve or Die, Ultimate X-men and Ultimate Villians. It's gonna be a good night. I chosed to read Spiderman first and then...



*beep...







'Attention Customer, Borders is closing down now, we would appreciate if our dearly beloved customers would kindly leave the store now.'







..but....but......My SPIDERMAN!!!! yeeee bah!!! Fuck you all! I damn you to hell.

it's 7.00pm, still got 1 hour and 45 minutes to kill. I went to some chinese restaurant to eat. EAT EAT EAT. I gained 1kg!!! FUCKING SHIT! Then after that, I went to Pak n Sav to buy some nuts+white choclate, 2 chocolate bars and a small bottle of lemonade. Then I forgot what I did..I think I meditated or something la, and I'm in the cinema now.



After the movie, I RUSHED out and ran to the bus stop. Cuz the last bus is before 12.am. and i really really HATE to walk home at this time of the night.


I reached the bus stop at 11.15pm. Phew. Thank god! I checked the time table, one's coming at 11.35pm, the other one is at 11.58pm. I waited till 12.03am. None came. =(. I hate you, I really hate you. You broke my heart and you cheat my soul, Im gonna molest and kill you know, and you can believe me on that. roar.


So, I got pissed off and started running back home. It was HARD. like no joke! really really hard. I was wearing 4 layers (1 thermals, 1 long sleeve, 1 jacket and another thicker jacket.) At one point, I was using only my thermals. I was hot and I was sexy and I'm bald. So what doya get? A hot sexy botak boy running and grunting at freakin 12am.





I stopped a couple of times to walk for a break, stopped for like 4 times i think. I was running like a Shaven Spartan Angry Tiger from the Underworld. SSATU! lol.





The distance from The mall to my house was like erm...Parkson to Boulevard?? I dun really know, but it's kinda far laa. I reached home, took my bath and switched on my laptop and blogged.





And I noticed that I look really really mean when I'm bald (I know that that's not bald ok!? it's just really short-haired.)



From this harmless cute La-La boy...




To this....




A Mean Ass character from 'Universal Soldiers.'

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Realization, or however you spell it.

I Just realize something....
It's the begining of the WINTER season.
and I shaved my head.
Damn am I clever or am I clever???

Friday, July 11, 2008

Baldie

Suprise suprise....



Well, The picture says it all.





Yes, I went to shave my head today. It was fun and I looked like a shaven La-La boy now, but who cares. I like it, and so should you!

I didnt do much today, cuz I was doing mental preparations for the actual shaving event. haha...nah...it all happened randomly..

There I was, walking around the city, I just came out from the Public Library, gonna go grab a bite at some chinese shop and I walked past this shop, 'Uncle Bob haircut- Opening specials, $9.00 haircuts."

"hmm...should I do it??"
"should I not do it?"
"should i do it??"

5 seconds later.

"Yeah, hi."
"hey there sir."
"I would like to shave my head."
"alrite...Waaaht? oh, ok."

I guessed that the barber was kinda shocked when he heard this asian boy with awesome hairstyle wanted to have his whole head shaved.

1o minutes and 9 bucks later, I walked out of the barber shop feeling all so new and fresh. I felt like I was reborn or something, I felt lighter! I was free. lol.

Then had my chinese food and took the bus home. As the bus stops at my stop, i walked out and thank the bus driver. I was thinking to myselft how my homestay would react.

I arrived home, no one was at home yet....THANK GOD. LoL, so i went into my room. Then suddenly, i heard the sound of the door opening and closing.

I jump and hid under my bed, shivering with fear, till the brink of almost pissing in my panties....nah...i didnt laa! haiyooo.

a few minutes later, she called me, "Lester, Tea's ready." "ok. and out I went, to face the music."

"Ok, Lester Your tea is ready, I've need to go to w..*looks up. WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

*smiles.

"I've got a haircut!!!" I said.
"hahahha!! yeah! it looks nice on you. hahaha."

Then we had tea, and off she goes back to work, as a honourable taxi driver.

and that's what I did today, I think this was the best day among this whole week. LOL.

Pizzas and stuff

Hey guys!

Didnt post anything up today cuz i was feeling too crappy. Went to this Pizza hut Buffet thingy. Yes, i KNOW that im on a diet....but just one day free nvm de lah...haha.

I had like, 9 big slices of pizzas, 5 plates of pasta, 8 bowls of ice cream. I felt like vomitting and puking at the same time. After I finished everything, I felt sooo bad for myself. I sat there and almost cried. haha. But good also la...Cause I havent had pizza for 2 months plus!! and havent had ice cream for don't know how long liao. =(...4 mths plus or so i think. So yea, I went into a frenzy last night. I was like, one bite of pizza, two scoops of ice cream, and so on and so forth.

Just now, before I went for the cibai pizza dinner that almost made me cry, I was at gym doing cardio. I felt like fainting! man! I was sooo dizzy, and I sweat like a waterfall, more than usual!! usually im like a soothing calming river, but yesterday, I was like a bigassmuthafacker waterfall! We did 7km in an hour= incline walking+running+sprinting. I hate Cardio. I wish that the treadmill machine will breakdown or someone could set it on fire or something.

Hehe, anyway. Tomorrow/Today. is a BIG day. Something really bad/good is goin to happen to my hair. LOL.

Holiday still sucks. Didnt do anything at all! just wake up at 11.30 am, and then go to gym at 2.30pm! then come back home have dinner and online, =.=. Can't wait to go back to Miri man!! haha

Si comel at KL now. and he still hasnt updated his BLOG yet. That asshair promised me that he will update it as soon as his test finishes, which is about 5 weeks ago.

""when I see him, I'm gonna rape him...
I dun care how loud or scary he roar..
I will thrust till he MEOWS...
I give you my word.""- The Tiger to Aaron Tham.
Stay tuned for my next post! and pray with me for Si comel's blog!! I think it's possessed by demons of something, need to call Constantine liao.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

day 3 of my stupid holidays

So it's Day 3 of my school holiday.

Day 3
I woke up at around 10 am, did my usual 'morning routine.' Then i watched some TV, but didnt watch for long cause the stupid Tv's signal has a grudge on me. So back to playing guitar for awhile. and oh! I showered and packed my bags, getting ready for the 'highlight' of the day. Gym.

At 12 something pm i bus-ed to the mall. My stupid friend wanna meet up, he was there to get his phone from the shop. So met him, hang out for awhile. The plan was, Im goin to gym at 2.30, then when i was at the mall, my trainer txt-ed me, "hey Lester, let's go at 1.30 am, I've been playing X-Box 360 since 8pm! I feel like working out now! haha."

We went to the foodcourt, my friend had KFC, and i had my packed lunch of stupid food which i have been eating everyday for 3 months plus!! =(. I had my FIRST chips in 2 months today! Had like 8-9 of them, it was SOOOOO good..man, u normal-eating folks out there should be thankful for all the KFC and Mc Donalds that you're eating!! I almost choked on the fucking sweet potatoes. Sweet my ass, u taste like ass.

At 1.30 pm, I walked to the gym. Sudden change of plan...This is the part that i hate most, I always get 'ambushed' to go swimming. We swam for 50 laps. Then we dried ourselves. Cardio time. Both of us felt like we were raped from all holes. Kesi lah!!! swim more lah tiao!! My boobs hurts, my triceps are sore, and my abs are crying, and my legs are begging for mercy.... Luckily we just walked for an hour, it was easy. THANK GOD. Then we went into the sauna. Ah...nothing like a couple of men in a steaming room getting hot and sweaty together right? winkwink.

So there I was, after my shower, putting on my shoes, then my trainer kneels on one knee took out a small box, held me hands and with a soft low voice....hahaha! joking! LOL, It was just a Txt message from my friend.

"hey lester, kum to abraam's house 2 play bball."
"when?"
"Now."

Yeah, I'm goin to play bball. shit. There were 4 of us. One persian, one arab, one malaysian and one kiwi (i think.) It was dark as hell. And having 2 black men doesnt help at all........We played 2 on 2.

At the first game, I got smacked real hard on the face. =(, and we won, 10-1.
Second game someone elbowed my lips, it bleed. =(. And the person who elbowed me was lying on the floor, screaming in pain...like WTF?? we won again 10-4 and 2 ppl took off their shirt, and it was fucking 3 degrees.
Third game, I took my shirt off too, almost freeze to death at the end of the game when my body cooled down, but during the game i wasnt cold at all. We lost, 10-6, I had a crippled boy in my team ok?! and it was super dark.

After that I went back home, had dinner. Dinner was alrite tonight I think, kinda the same as the nights before....Then i watched Tv for awhile, but nothing good was on! CIBAI, you wanna fight me har???

So I off the Tv and came online, went on MSN where I SOMEONE told me about her doing some stuff to her SOMETHING... she asked me to swear that I will not tell anyone, well technically I havent told anyone yet ok?. And here I am now, blogging. Again.


To make this post less lame, I've decided to upload all my previous 'pose' ....LoL.


This my la-la post, also known as Johnny's fav post and 'The pic which Yee Syuan thinks that I look happy.' but i just look happy outside, but in my heart, im crying like a sad little bitch.



La-La pose is back, This is after I carried 160kgs.



And this is my 'OMFG' what just happened pose



I have no idea what this pose is. hmmm...it's the 'end' part of me saying FAKKK YAAAAAAH??



My pose on a full moon.




Muacks nerhZzZZzzzz




and that's all for today guys. I love u all.
muacks

































Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Holidayssss

My school holidays just started. Yey.....

This is my 2nd day of my 14 days holiday and I'm bored as hell.

Day1
I woke up at 9am, had my usual breakfast while making my lunch...it has became a lifestyle already. Today is week 4 of my workout programme, which means that I will have to do cardio everyday and twice on 3 workout days. After breakfast, I muck around at home, don't know what shit to do. I played guitar for an hour plus I think? while singing like a bitch. I Hope my neighbours didn't heard me!

Then at 2.00pm, I walked to the gym, it's a 40 minutes walk from my place. Kesi mah?? lol. Today was cardio day. I almost died. we did an hour and 5 minutes of non-stop intense cardio. At start we walked at a speed and incline of 6. and slowly moving up till speed 7, incline 15 (max.) 30 minutes later, we started jogging at 9.5 at 15 minutes intervals, switching between jogs and hard walks. At the last 10 minutes. We did 5 minutes of 10km/h, 4 minutes of 12km/h and 1 minute of 15km/h.

My ankle hurts like hell, my calves are burning, I can't feel my poor butt and I lost count on how many farts I let out.. haha. After that, had shower and went back home. And that's all for today.

Day 2
Woke up at 9am like day 1, but i decided to spice things up! Know what did I do?? I slept for an EXTRA HOUR! WOW...lol..lame. So i woke up at 10.am instead. Then did my usual routine of breakfast/lunch thingy. I played guitar too, but didnt sing cause my homestay was around. BUT, i did sang for a few minutes once they stepped out of the house! lol.

Then I went to the city to see the cibai homestay department's Asian bitch. Reached the City at around 12pm. After meeting the Homestay bitch, time's 12.20pm. My trainer txt-ed me, "hey lester, Today we start at 4pm ok?"

Oh MY Gawd. I've got 4 hours to kill. lol. So I walked around the city, Had my pre-packed lunch at Cathedral Square. Then I went to see stuff at shops. bla bla bla, time's 3.00pm, Walked to the bus exchange. I took the '5 Southshore' bus. and it was the biggest mistake that i've made in today. It was the wrong bus. Im suppose to take '5 HORNBY' (lol, not like you guys know which bus is which....) but anyway. I was in the bus for an hour plus. A good way to kill time I think.

"Hey Lester, 4-5 weight training, 5.30-6.30 swiming as cardio and 6.30 to 7.30 we do Aquacise" Well, that's what we are doing today I guess. It's gonna be hard. which at the end turned out to be lethal. XD.

So like, I've got about 5-6 txts from my partner saying "whr r u now?", "u here yet?", "how far r u?", "near gym yet?" ...etc.

I reached the gym at 4.30pm, did my weight training. Today's chest, triceps and Abs day. Abs was hardcored. Chest still ok, but I didnt do well cuz kinda tired from worrying in the stupid wrong bus! haha. After gym we had our protein shake and abit of food and off we go to swim!

Swimming was really tiring, I could taste the chocolate mint flavour in my mouth! lol. around 30 minutes later, Aquacise is about to start.

So there we were, A Brazilian budak and a Malaysian Budak, among 58 Females, young and old, fat and not so fat....XD

Aquacise is HARD. I got tired at the first 15 minutes. me and my partner! the only MALES who actually work out hard! It was so funny. we were twisting and jumping and shaking and all that girly stuff! Then we went to the sauna and then went back to the gym and do some more abs work! Siao de that budak....

Came back home at 9.00pm, and had dinner. Then I took my bath and brushed my teeth and now I'm here, updating my blog. Sorry that there's nothing interesting here. You can't blame me for having a shitty life!!!

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Happy Birthday Genghis

School Just ended.


YaY.

My house, Marlow won the Hakka Battle (the only thing that matters.) ,

we got LAST in the singing competition.



Third LAST in the Battle of the Bands. (We were playing Stand by me wad...how u expect us to win?? HAHA)


but overall, we got the First placing among the houses. YEAH!


Today is a very special day. It's Genghis Khoo Swee Tong's birthday!!










I've made a post about him in the Brotherhood Blog, at http://thebhoodblog.blogspot.com/. Go check it out.





The picture you see up there is obviously one of him sleeping but didnt know know that behind every picture, there's a hidden story??? Take for instance....








When you see this picture. It may seemed like an ancient wargod resting, with his ambience of justice radiating to the whole wide world.







The Story behind the picture:

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, called 'Cepat Land', There lived a young toddler with him mother. He has no dad because, don't you get it!? There is NO dad! o.O. 4 years later, The mum gave birth to 2 more babies. They are named 'hen kuai', 'gen kuai' and 'jui kuai'. When they are all aged 15,16 and 17, they have reached the age to be standing on their own feet and to survive on their own.


It was tradition to have a big feast before they leave, so their mum prepared a grand festival for them, the whole village came! A whopping total of 12 persons! They were clowns. balloons, Cows and hay stacks. It was magical. The party went on all night long. It was a night to be remembered.


The very next day, the 3 boys begun their life journey, to a whole new unknown world of the Cepat Land. With no knowledge and skills of watsoever, they set off. Humming the tune of that awesome song, "cant touch this." na na nana...Cant touch this! na na nana...

First thing's first, they need a suitable place to stay in, so they all set off to gather materials to build a place that they could call home.


Hen Kuai came back with some Straws, twigs and dried leaves...

Gen Kuai came back with stones and logs and palm leaves

and, Jui Kuai came back with Stones, Cement and Stainless steel bars.


The first house was set in 4 minutes....obviously by Jui Kuai. As already known from his name, 'Jui Kuai.', he did it the fastes.


The second house was set in 30 minutes, by Gen kuai, and the last one is by Hen Kuai.

Jui Kuai told them that they should spend more time on building a stronger foundation on their houses, but did they listened to him??? Noooo..they pointed him a finger and threw him a scoop of something.


"O! Like that la!" Jui Kuai said and slammed the door shut.

"O!" Hen kuai said. "OO!" Gen Kuai said.

and that night, came a big bad wolf.

'Knock knock...come out little boy..."
"I wont!!!!!! OOOOOOO" Hen kuai said.


The wolf took a big breathe and blew the house into pieces. Hen kuai ran into Gen Kuai's house and hide inside.


"OH GG liao!"....


The wolf blew again, and the same thing happened. The house went apart too. so the two boys ran to the last house.


"COME IN! O! COME IN! FASTER! O!" Jui Kuai said.


and so, they hid in the house. shivering with fear.


The wolf blew again, and get this! the same thing HAPPENED.

Then Jui Kuai look up to the heavens and shouted,


"hey!!! Is this a sick joke or something har???"
"MA TIAO....."


and then the sun came out suddenly, and the wolf melted to death.


The End.
So, see what i mean? every pictures has a story. now, I know that I got totally carried away from the actual post >>> Genghis' birthday. haha.
.....Happy Birthday Genghis Khoo. I cinta kamu. mwahs.
anyway, back to my day. This morning just went to Gym and yea, that's basically it. and Just now I went to my friend's bday. Well, sorta. We were suppose to go to a club to party and get drunk but hehe, here i am now, blogging. haha! yea, as u can guess it by now, I holan-ed them.
Well, We were at the front door, and as the bouncer asks for ID, I showed him my Student ID, and he says tat cant fucking use it and kick me out. So, my friends ask me to go back HOME and take my PASSPORT and come back again. =.=. You guys think ur one of the brotherhood ha tiao?? Ask me go back in the bloody cold rain to get my passsport and then come back again?! (It was 0 degrees, and raining/snowing heavily. My jeans were all wet from waiting at the cibai useless bustop for 1 hour.)
so, I told them, "yeah sure..." with a dark plan inside my mind...hehe...
but, Happy Birthday Nick, i didnt mean to do it, I swear.
And well, that's all for today. Weight now is 95kg. 7 more KGs to go!
Byeee.....RRSS concert is on now! If u want u surely can! =)

Thursday, July 3, 2008

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

""u d 1 i masturbate with, u get wat i be feeling bro?:" - lester lai hsien yang 29th June" -Quoed from Aaron Tham's blog, http://aaronsama.blogspot.com/, 29th June 2008.

If I told you guys that i knew magic, would you believe me? I can walk thru walls, I can teleport people and i can make a whole crow disappear!!!!

For my first stunt. Me walking through a concrete wall!!

Amazed yet?? I bet you are! not only can i walk through walls...I can make people disappear and reappear!!! Don't believe me? here's prove!!!

I know that by now, I have shocked the panties off you! but wait! there's MORE!!! WOWEE. I can make a whole CROWD of REAL people disappear in an instance!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

note to self

Note To Self,


Dear Mr. Lester Lai, next time remember to wear underwear/boxers/panties when you're wearing pants/shorts with zippers or else you will suffer an unimaginable pain. >.<


Yes guys, it hurts. =(. LOL, it's not like it's my fault ok!? But don't worry, I'm still fine, nothing's broken. Just a lil small scratch. =).


Well...today i recorded my first Song. "His name was Julian." LOL. but it's edited. Its about this emo boy named Julian who killed himself! haha. I recorded it for about 20 times. 20 times ah!!! But at 2.30pm, we finally finished recording it. yay.
Me in the recording room.
I'm tired, pissed off and my fingers hurt. I felt like pissing really bad, but i persevered.
I started recorded the instrumental part of my second song. Only left the Vocals part. It's called, "I want to know." I think most of you heard it before already! haha
and the third song, it's a whole new one...well, sorta. It's still in progress, the 2nd verse and outro still need some works, other than that, it's all sweet as.
Coming up next. During Breaktime I played basketball, and usually I pawn people like dog. (Yes Daryll, I know you very Kesi ok?) haha! Well, today after the bell rang, the vice principal came and asked us to pick the rubbish up. Then this boy made a bet with him. If he can shoot in a 3-pointer, all of US will drop down and do 20 pushups. That boy has made that bet with the vice principal for 3 times already, and he got it in all the time!
Everyone was like,
"For Fuck's sake! he's gonna get it in!!!"
"no he wont! he's gonna miss!"
"argh! u sad guy! man! Fuck you!"
"shoot Mr. Hart!"
*shoots. .......SWISHH...
"OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

and there u have it guys. The stuff I did for today.

Recorded a song.

Did 20 pushups.

Got my dick stuck in my zip. =)

Went to the gym.

lalalal

exactly 1 year ago.....

My Birthday Quote:

"well, yesterday was my bday..it was bloody cool n fun n interesting n PAINFUL...lol. 1 hour b4 my bday, me n julz panicked like dog when we are editing a vid..the whole thing suddenly jammed..GG..haha..n then the next day, (my bday), i was actually goin to play bowling with stunned girl. but i HOLAN her..lol..for transformer..lol..n guess wat, i holan her n she gave me a present as a return..lol..cool. n get this, for my bday, i went to celebrate my other's fren bday...XDXD..genghis khoo swee tong!!! hehehe..we made a video for him, it was fucking awesome man! like fuck with a capital F..haha..n then yea, we pushed roger into the pool...n i jumped in too..n then suddenly, i saw sarah n veron outside playing the buggy, (a four wheeled motocycle)..wow, iwanna do it too!! i go, no, ran out to find them. n then i saw them. cait was with me tat time, they went down n let us up. i wanted to drive..so itry la..but theni was pathetic so cait took over instead..lol..tiao..look like timon n pumba in tokyo drift. jok n his gang were behind us with his camry..we were goin like wat? 60 miles per hour?? haha..it was FSAT FAST FAST!!!! n then, there was this straight road and jok was just meters away, me n cait wanted to lose them so we turned into a deep turning..but then....we werent at the road..we are at the grass, heading towards the WALL..MAHAI! CHAO CIBAI...it was like..60km/hour towards a fucking wall!! luckily,i saw a 'berhenti' pole n stuck my LEG, yes, MY LEG out n grab cait..n then..WHAM!!!! my leg kena the fucking pole. n the whole thing turned a little n then we hit the wall n we stop. after tat, cait was like leaning over the bike. so i put her up( iwas still behind her tat time). n she just leaned on my chest with her eyes wide open, looking upwards..SHIt. it was scary man!! i was like: "cait!! u ok? u ok??? and shaking her n stuff...but her eyes were just looking up n no answer. jok stopped the car and everyone ran out. veron, sarah, jok, jet, jsh and johnny...my leg hurt like hell, imagine ur leg being sandwiched between two things..my whole calves is bruised. n it fucking hurt!!! then i got out from the bike n carried cait...man, she's heavy..haha..but then maybe it's because my leg hurt like crap. like CRAP x50. i only carried her like, 3-4 steps n then sarah n veron helped me. they all rushed to columbia asia to checkup cait. man, at first i tot tat she's dead or sumthing..no kidding man, u all see movies b4 rite? like, when ppl die, their eyes are usually opened. yea, tat's exactly how's it like....OMFG..n then i had to limp back to ghis' house which is like....500 meters? yea, abt tat far away from ghis' house... when i got in the gate, n i told my frens tat there was an accident, they fucking LAUGHED and say dun play la!!..mahai..my leg bruise SOO FUCKING BIG..n they think tat im joking? n iwas jumping with one leg at that time, my whole left leg, oops, forgot to tell u all tat i was my left leg, my left leg was numbed with throbbing pain. the skin was peeled n there was blood clot n stuff.. i sat on a chair and yea, some of my friends still think tat i was joking..cibai..i tulan tat time..then i asked for some water to clean up the wounds..at abt the SIXTH time then did i got the fucking water............man. u see my leg like wanna die there, n me asking for water, SIX times..react la....n then cornelius helped me to clean up the wound. later, lee kuan send me to the hospital, cass, adam followed me. we arrived there, n cait was sitting at the waiting room. i said beside her, she was saying sorry n stuff. n then they asked her to go in, she stood up and then almost fell dpwn..GG...n then they asked me to fill up a form befor proceeding. so i jumped to the counter n filled the damn form, name, ic, religion, sex..n then halfway thru, i laugh when i saw the 'date of birth' section..hahaha..30 june 1990...XDXDXDXD...n then i jumped to the room. i was beside cait but there was a curtain separating us. she was complaining pain at the groin area, for those ahbeng n ahliens, it's somewhere at the CIBAI there..lol..ishocked there also...she say it was painfull n stuff. n then they had to check her. yes, taking off the pants n all,...lol...but luckily nth serious... i was beside her, waiting for my stupid doctor.....oh yea, i somehow hurt my left boobs too..got bruises..lol..boobs sounds nicer ok...n like, 15 mins later, jul, oli n ing how comes in. we prayed...n laughed..lol...n then johhny. oliver, longwin n the others came too. we talked for awhile n they left. oli n ghis' sister, KIMMY, the pretty girl with HUGE FAT ASS stayed behind with me..lol..they video cam me while i was un PAIN..kim even hit the spot where it hurt..XDXDXD..i will get u one day..haha...n yea, thanks for paying the bills for me kim..haha...thank you vvv much. n then, i went to sit on a wheelchair!! wuuuuuuhhuuuuuu..fun man!!! n then we went to visit cait at her room, talked for awhile, cuz she still blurr blurr de, n whenver she sits up, she vomits, so we leave her there overnight for observation..n then we went back home to ghis' house. at ghis' house, kim gave me a killer leg massage...WHOA..the pain was unbearable...she was like squeezing n pressing....OUCH...really hurts. but better for her to do it than someone else..like julian..lol, tat one really GG..haha....guess tat i owe u one massage back eh? haha, n yes, there will be pain....n then, we played truth or dare afterwards..lol.. n then i think i went to sleep at abt 4 am. woke up at 7 am.took some pics..Shssssssshh..n went back to sleep n wake up at 10 am and then went to MCC n typed this shit..hahaaha..well, tat's basically what happened on my WONDERFUL bday!!!! what do uthink about it? nice??? hahaha...=P
June 30, 2007 " - My Friendster blog, 30th June 2007.



Lol, yes i know that it's kinda long and it's really messy! but im just too lazy to write any post today.

There were 3 post about me in the bhood blog! wooohooo...haha