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I went to a Marathon, City2Surf and boy did I killed my legs. It's 12Km. The longest one I did was 8km and I half walked that one! haha, it was the Leo Club Marathon with the Sarawak Champion who did it in a record time of 3Hours and 15 Minutes.... I did it in 1 hour and 15 min 10 seconds, Genghis did it in 1 hour 15 mins and 12 seconds and Julian did it in 1 hour 15 mins 13 seconds.

I was forced to do it for boxing...It started at 9.00am, I have to be there by 8.45am.

I woke up in the morning at 7.30am, and made breakfast. I had 4 pieces of toast with 5 eggs and a cup of coffee. Then I took a shower and walked to the bus stop. I missed the bus and had to run all the way to the next one....shit. I was gasping for air when I reached to the next stop, I was thinking to myself, 'hai bu gg this, this isnt even 300meters and I'm already breathing as if I'm giving birth....'

The bus came at like 8.45am...I'm suppose to be there at 8.45am..Well, nvm then, at least that I'm going. When i reached the Bus Exchange, I ran to Cathedral Square, which is the starting point of the race. Man, were there a ALOT of people! Like u know that scene in Lord Of The Rings where Frodo and the fat dude arrived at that place where they have to destroy that silly 20cents ring? they saw all the orcs there and Frodo goes like, 'Shit, We're fucked.' and Smeagol starts arguing with himself about what position is he going to get rape in, 'Doggy Style!!' 'Nooo....The reverse CowGirl!!' 'Nooo fucking way! Inversed wheel barrow!!' and so on...Well in other words, there were ALOT of people there. I tried to find the boxing gang, but didn't have any luck.

So like the guy shoots his adorable gun thingy to start off the race. PS, I wasnt scared of the loud scary bang, hah! take that. Couldnt really run much at all, everyone was squeezing and stuff, so I pretty much just walked and then start to cut thru ppl like spiderman. After I got through 50 of the 5000 participants, I started to run. I was thinking to myself, 'Hmm, 12Km....I'll go 1Km in 6 mins on average, yeah good plan.'

3Km later.....
My knees starts to ache, my feet hurts like crap, the stupid sun is raping me and I'm hungry.

But because of my love for Daryll and my mother is so great and awesome, I continued running. I imagined myself that I'm Rocky Balboa training for his fight which is in the next day, that didn't work. Then I imagined myself to be Si comel trying to run away from being eaten by the Triple Titanium Sabertoothed tiger, it worked for 2km and then Si comel died of diarhea cuz he over-ran-ed.

I did it in 1 hours 11 mins and 10 seconds. Bloody good time considering that I started at the back and without any training at all. Fucking hell man, 12km in 1 hour plus, that's like 1km in 5 mins. that's like running on the treadmill at the speed of 12km/h.

I crossed the bloody finish line and praised God for not letting me die on the way. Then I warmed down and drank shit loads of water, and then wasted $4.00 bucks to catch a bus home. My ankles feels crushed, my knees feels like as if someone hammered it with a coconut.

The Next day, today, woke up to immense pain. Went to gym and then boxing training and then basketball for 10 mins before my right arm starts to spasm. XD, had to go back home after that. All in all, the marathon was awesome, I'm gonna do another one next month! i think got 4 eh next month, might go do it all. and then there's one in May for Autism, I'm going to do that one for sure, dedicating it to Daryll Ooi Cheong Wei and Jackie Sim Teck Kee.


Anyway, my laptop burnt down. fucking hell. Which explains why I don't update much. I seriously need to go get it fixed man. I'm damn tired now, so I'm gonna walk back to my room and get some well-deserved sleep. cibai, hope that stupid hong kong girl doesnt come to my place again and fucking cry like a bitchwhoreslut. yeah, last night this girl came over and cried till fking 12am plus, had to accompany her and shit. man fuck this shit.

haha goodnite guys. love u all.

Byebye Nokia

Quote of the day:

"DID YOU FUCKING PRINT SCREEN

YOU BETTER NOT BITCH...

nope

I didnt

I promise u"

First of all, someone stole my freaking phone! Like what the hell right? I was playing bball...now don't y'all start with that 'Hiyaa-told-you-not-to-simply-put-there' crap. BEFORE I played, I dropped it into the deepest most paling innermost place in my bag and freaking ZIPPED the damn thing. After playing, I wanted to check on my phone to see whether I've gotten any nude raunchy pictures messages, but the fuck man, can't even see my fucking phone!! hai bu raunchy nude this... This is so very bad man....it's not the phone, it's what's inside it man! The pictures!! The videos!!! well, mostly the Videos! It has got the Yee Syuan's Trade mark 'Weeii' video, The Julian humping the Sarawak Champion video, My Ass-signing video, Bruno kicking leg video and so much more.......Cibaidamnsmellyman......fuckshitdiao. Well, I'll look at it this way. at least I'm bringing joy to someone.....Fuck you, hope I run into you and muay thai you till you left 2 biji gigi sahaja. Then I'll pour salt and lemon into your mouth and take a shit in it. Then I'll ask EMMA to strip down and bake a fucking peanut butter and chocolate cake for you. Yeah, DAMN RIGHT.


So, did I went to try and report this? Yeah I so did. I went to the receptionist 5 minutes after, and she was like, "Sorry, there's nothing that I can do." Man..If I was her barber, I'll shave her bald and give her a Nazi tattoo on the head. Then I went to the boxing area and boxed the shit out of the punching bags. My knuckles were all red and bruised up after. But thank God that I have another spare phone. Hah! what you gonna say for that now, Mayor of Miri!? Getting another phone isnt a mistake at all.

The Next day, today, I woke up at 8.10am. At 9.am, I went to my class which starts at 9.am. At 9.05am, I found out that it's ACTUALLY 10.05am. Motherfu....my second phone is an hour late! I missed the class....lol. But it's good cause I'm free for the rest of the day; I've only got one class today! whee!! But I have to finish up my assignment due by tommorow. I went to get back my number at the mall, then came back home for a nap.

Speaking of naps, boy, did I sleep alot today...I slept last night at 11pm, woke up at 10AM...Then at 2pm, I went to bed till 3.30pm. Today was my rest day, and when I say rest day, I mean really rest. It's like my whole body just shuts down or something. For 3 days, I've been working out hard, like seriously, if it was EMMA or Jackie Sim Teck Kee, I think you will die. Imagine gym from 3.30 till 5.00pm, then a 30 minutes break where I chucked down 3 eggs and some pasta and from 5.45pm till 7.oopm intensive boxing circuit training, and another 30 mins break and to end it off, from 7.30 till 9.30 half court basketball games. At 9.35pm, realizing that you lost your phone <<< That one is the cherry on the cake. XDXD

Anyway, you know what!?!? I scared the shit out of myself yesterday. I've been training for 2 weeks only. My pressumed weight is 95kg, when I stepped onto the scale, it reads, '90.8kg'!! I lost like 5 kgs in 2 weeks! woohoo, at least that's something to be happy about...and my tummy is becoming smaller and my packs are coming out man!

And lastly, did I "FUCKING PRINT SCREEN"...well, you'll find out in my next post. haha.

Tagged by Kendrick Kho

100 truths, tag 10 people to do the same.

Don't forget to tag!

Last beverage → Milk
Last phone call → Stephanie
Last text message → Lesley
Last song you listened to → You make me say - Tydis.
Last time you cried→ At February! I secretly cried when I said goodbye to the mayor! haha shssshh....secret man! lol...


HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → Yes.
Been cheated on → Yes, ALWAYS.
Kissed someone & regretted it → Hai bu regret...
Lost someone special→ Yes.

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Fallen out of love → Yes, all the time.
Laughed until you cried → Yeah!!
Met someone who changed your life → Yes.
Found out someone was talking about you → Yeah, my bestest best friend, Mr. Love Machine!
How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? → ALL!!
Do you have any pets → Yes, my cat and my brother!
Do you want to change your name → I wanna change it to 'Diet Lemonade' but like hell my mum would let!! Hmm...Maybe to Mattew Kong eh!!! XD.
What time did you wake up today → 10.30am
What were you doing at midnight last night → Talking on the phone, well more like listening to some girl rambling on about her sad miserable life.......but it's all gna be worth it...lol.
Name something you cannot wait for → Going back Miri.
The last time you saw your father→A week ago, saw his titties! :P
What's one thing you wish you could change→ My gender!! haha kidding...
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yup.
What's getting on your nerves right now → My wet undies...cibai drying machine can kiss my ass!
What's your name → Lester Lai Hsien Yang, Harimau terganas di dunia.
Elementary/Primary School→ Sri Mawar Primary School.
Middle/Secondary School → ChungHua
Sec. Sch → Riam Road Secondary School.
High School → Riam Road Secondary School.
Hair color → Black.
Long or short → Short.
Are you a health freak → Yes, I am.
or lefty → Right.

FIRSTS :
First surgery → Never.
First piercing → When I was 17, I made my mum soo happy.
First best friend → A lot.
First sport you joined → Football, with the legendary Goalee, Jackie with his magical 'NO-Ball-can-EVER-go-in-pose-EVERR!!' *Imagine a guy spreading his legs past the human limits with his hands stretched up to the skies praising Allah.
First pet → Well my first ever pets are like these 2 turtles, where one died and the other one my mum set it free. Then I had like goldfish or something, 14 of them, all died in a single night! My brother blames the maid, but everyone knows that it's because of the blackout which causes the oxygen thingy to shut down. Then dad spend over 30K on fucking koi fishes....25 of them, left 13 only now.
First vacation → Australia.

CURRENTLY :
Eating → I had 4 eggs, ice cream and yogurt. Guess which one is the odd one out!! haha
Drinking → Water
Waiting → to go to A barbeque!

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? → YES, the world needs more Lester Lais
Want to get married?→ Who doesnt?
Careers in mind? → Rich ass businessman XD

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → Nope.
Drank Wine/Beer/alcohol → No. AS IF.
Lost glasses/contacts → No.
Ran away from home → No.
Broken someone's heart → Maybe.
Been arrested → No.
Cried when someone died → Yes.

YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → YES.
Miracles → Sometimes?
Love at first sight → Nah.
Heaven → Yes.
Kiss on the first date→ No.
Angels → Yeah.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yeah.
more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → yeah, a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time! haha
Do you believe in God? → Of course I do!!

Tag:
1. Johnny
2. Emma
3. Long Win
4. Matthew Kong, please invite me to read ur blog! lol
5. Grace
6. Oliver.
7. Lifen
8. Cassandra
9. Chelsea
10. The Brotherhood Blog.

Lost

They ate my cereal.

Seriously, do not eat an Asian's boy cereal.

Haha...Today I woke up and I looked into my cereal box...... Half gone! I had it TWICE, and I clearly remember how much I took and how much was left. Macibai fucking guailou! lol...but nvm, I finished up the milk ) and ate 5 of their bananas. :). Who's laughing now, bitch?

Well, today is clearly not my day.....First thing in the morning I found my Cereal half gone! like wtf man. And I woke up 30 minutes late for church.. Church was at 10, I'm up at 10.30. Then had breakfast and a shower then watched tv.

Then had lunch and then went to play pool with friends at the common room. When I got back, can u believe it?? I lost my towel! Like, WTF man?? I was hanging it on my window and when I got back it's gone!!! GG, that time i really thought that maybe one of my roomates took it....

So anyway, I gave up searching for it. So I went out with friends to grab something to eat, had a burger...there goes my diet again...haha. Chicken Burger! it's like they deep fried this huge chunk of chicken fillet, stuff some lettuce and tomato with mayo and put some buns on it! it was awesome...

Then after that as I was walking back, I saw something on the 3rd floor....I'm living on the 4th floor. It's yellow, and it looks familiar......... Mother, it's my towel. It dropped down!!! GGGG...Now I seriously don't know what to do man...Maybe I'll go ask from that person tml or something....fuck la.

Then after that, my friend came to pick me up to go to his church, not an RC church though, an Protestant one...GG again. My mum would kill me. haha but i just go there cuz there's performances tonight, and I tell you man, this ain't no what old Mac Donald had a farm shit, they dance like beyonce and sing like mariah carey!

So there I was sitting at the err, 7th seat with my friend and up comes this bunch of Koreans group and this girl sat next to me! She's kinda hot, I was doing the 'i'm not looking at you, but I'm looking at you thru my peripherals vision' thingy..lol. Man...What's with me and Korean!?!?! Damn sohai right?? Last year also...haha nvm.....

Anyway, I was just sitting there minding my own business, when she suddenly goes, "hey, do you come to this church?" and I was like, "yeah, I come to this church.."...like hello? I memang in the church now. "Oh cool, it's my first time here." she said and bla bla bla. Her name is...mcb, I forgot..seiso? seismo? I know start with 'S' de laa. She's now working at a hospital. We can totally do the doctor/patient thingy man! lol... She's damn fit too, like after the service I saw her take up her backpack...then her bike helmet! XD. Then said bye to her so she can go do her hardcore biking stuff.

My Friend dropped me back home, I swiped my card into the door and then when I want to open my room door....I cant find my key!!! Motherfu!!!! I lost my room door man.... Why did I lock it?? Hmm.....well, my roomates steal my cereal, if my panties gone how leh???

So I had to call the RA ppl to come and open my door. I asked them how much does it cost for a replacement key, they say $100 bucks......to hell with that.

So yeah, today was clearly not my day man! first I lost my cereal, then I lost my towel, then i lost the girl, technically, cuz she didnt come home with me and now, I lost the frickkin keys!!!

Anyway, That's all from me today, love you all.