Merry Xmas

Well Well well....im updating my blog again just cuz tomorrow is Christmas...

Just came back from KL 3 days ago, I wanted to blog about it, but my mum somehow magically transported my cable to God knows where..So right now I'm playing indiana Jones and the angry mum. I will write about it as soon as I find my cable alright.

Well gained 4 kgs while I was in KL. Isn't that awesome? In less than a week I can gain 4kg...i wonder what will it be like if it's say a month..16kg?? hahaa...anyway, this holiday I'm just hanging out with my family I guess, all my friends are at I dun know where now. Holiday-ing with their family most probably, so I will meet most of them next year!

There's going to be a Brotherhood Reunion at 2nd January at, (don't ask me cuz they havent say where, and what time yet.). I'm kinda looking forward to it, but i really hope that it wont be just like 5-6 people. kao joi ah if reunion like that! and oh! Si comel is at KK now, and Ping just got back but she's going to Langkawi today till 3rd Jan...and she's goin back on 10th of Jan?? GG lorh this...I was supposed to go see her yesterday at thsi cardio class but i cant cuz it turns out that its an all-girls thingy...not that I'm afraid or what...It's cuz they wont let me in! haha.

Anyway.....Merry Christmas to all of u! And even though Santa Clause isnt real at all, Lester Lai is! lolol....

LoL! heyyyy sorry for not updating for ages. I busy la ok. People in Miri already hai bu busy??

Anyway I've been in Miri for like 1 week plus only and so far everything is good. I can't stop eating! Everyday I just eat, abit cibai lorh i think. But I eat so much still can lose 3 kg!! hahaa.I have no idea how I managed to do it! diu, last night go open air I had one bowl of porridge, one ganmien and 1 and a half plate of that steamed chicken thingy...and after all that I'm STILL not really full yet. So..how's my diet goin??? sometimes its good and sometimes macam babi who has been starving for 3 weeks.

I hadn't been as hardcore in gym as how i was in Christchurch, just go GCM all the time to play Tennis with friends, well more like I give them free tennis lesson cuz they SUCK! Cibai can't hit too hard later give them nightmares at night. And the Gym at Gcm also abit dangerous lo, all full of rust de, I will die of Tetanus! and eh! Cibai man, my brother so slim now!! Before I left he was 94kg....Now when I'm back, I'M 94 and he's like 60 plus only.... Even My Dad got slimmer abit too!! haa and for some reasons, even though i gained 10kg, ppl still say that I look slimmer!! woohoo, i know magic, haa beat that andy!

Haven't really hung out with Julian them, we met like ONE time only! and we were being naughty boys and walking under the rain, so romantic laa!! haha..I cant wait to go to the Bhood reunion, just that they havent decided on the place, venue and time yet.. GG liao la this. Met Si Comel yesterday and the day before, he so sexy now la, his hair look like the hair of the models in sunsilk. When I smell it, my knees goes numb. Went to overnight, sorta at this girl's place but then nothing happened cuz she loves to say no! hahaa but her parents busuang so i had to run to si comel's house instead and rub feet with him and girl talk till 4am the next day. hint, Someone like Yee Ping ohh!!! haha and erm...going to KL this Sunday with family for about 1 week. and after that I think Yee Ping is coming back and Someone is going to be happy.

Anyway, that's all for now, dun really have any pictures yet cuz my N82 has some problem and im using this other phone which doesnt have a camera. See i so poor right???? haha mwahh love u guys.

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Effing YESS!!

MY exams has ended! The Anal Rape has finally stopped! wohoo!!

I can walk properly again!!! haa!

8 facts about me

I tagged myself.

8 Facts About me.

1) In this year, I've just used 1 bottle of shampoo (still got like 1/4 left), 1 toothpaste (got like 1/4 left too), 1 bottle of shower gel, shaving cream, face wash and hair cream. Kesi right?? LoL, that's because I just use my homestay's and that cibai china boy's stuff! (especially his tooth paste! lol every 3 weeks need to buy new one...and yet he doesnt finds it strange cuz he brushes his teeth ONCE a day.)...and I brush mine like 4-5 times a day...LOL

2) I can honestly say that I havent learnt anything in school this year. NOTHING. I don't know why I'm at school and what are the teachers for. I think this is bullshit, dont you?

3) When I first came here, I cried at the first few months because I miss all of you. HAH! LESTER?? CRY?? OMFG!!!

4) My room looks like the Amazon jungle, like literally, you can find GRASS on the floor, because I go out running sometime. and clothes are everywhere. shoes are all spread apart and my books are like the stars in the sky. Whenever my homestay walks in, they're like a kid in the zoo. But despite all this when they wanted to clean my room, with some form of magic I managed to clean everything up in just 1o minutes.

5) I eat ALOT here. Like ALOT. like for example just yesterday I had a quarter of chicken, 4 potatoes, half a bowl of salad (its a big bowl where we all share from). I gained around 10KGs when I came here. The most was like 16KGs more. haa.

6) I like cats. Do you know who's my one true friend here?? it's my homestay's cat named sky. She's the one who's there whether Im sad or happy and I'm going to miss her when I'm gone.

7) For some reasons, I'm not attracted to girls at all now. OMG serious problem ini...what have y

ou done to me dad.....haha. So, When I'm back to Miri, you guys better cure me.

8) I pee in the sink! shsssshhhh....NEVER tell anyone about this (but abit stupid la hor cuz I post it up in my blog and now everybody knows..haa). Well, it's nearer and I'm lazy to go to the bathroom and besides there's a mirror too :)

10 persons that I'll tag

1)Johnny Tiong

2)Oliver Yee

3) Julian Law

4)Felicity!

5)Ho Li Fen

6) Choo Yee Syuan

7) The BrotherHood

8) Captain Planet Sii Long Win.

The Bus Trip

Well, I haven't updated my blog for quite a few days! haa...so yeah gonna update now la just for the sake of other ppl..

So anyway, I went to this bus trip on Last Saturday! It was my first time! haa. What happens is you get on this party bus and they take you to different clubs for the night. It was my friend's birthday and she asked me to go. and I KNOW that the exam starts in 4 days....haa...

Well it was alright at first I guess. The bus's name is called 'ScrewBalls.' like wtf man?? There werent many ppl in the bus though, like around 20 to 30-ish. There was this one-armed guy, poor him, a bunny, a devil, and this drunken butterfly girl-thing and 4 godzillas (haha!) and some dudes and oh! an Asian boy, me! The first club that we went too was soo boring! well cant blame them though cuz like, who the heck goes to pubs at frickkin 8pm??? Took some pictures over there, well there's not alot of pictures cuz my phone is fcked up but I got some from my friends,

Thats me, the 4 godzillas, the bunny and the skinny guy who's the bf of one of the Godzillas.

Thats me and erm...Roberta?? some stupid name that is..well I dun know her name la ok.

And that's erm..Lara I think. we will just call her the girl in red.

Haha, see all my friends so damn cool right that night? I hate my life...haha after like 30 minutes, we went to another pub. Everyone was really drunk already in the bus, we were dancing and drinking, well not me cuz im very guai de. And it was DISGUSTING, it smelt like sweat+farts in the bus, I don't know if it's only me cuz no one else seems to be bothered by it...Then like shit man, this one armed guy starts to make out with the bunny, like eww! I really wanted to leave this shitty party but I cant cuz we are 30km away from the city. :(

The next pub has a live band, they were alright but the songs they play sucks. Those fugly girls in my bus where like hard-out head banging to some shitty fuck song, "killing in the name of" or some stupid song. Then the next pub was called, 'the clock tower', I danced awhile and drank 4 cups of water. The next pub, I sat on the tables and watch rugby while going to the toilet ALOT to pee. and THANK GOD! that was the last one.

And this goddamn stupid bus driver dun know how so smart just simply drop us at town. When we got down no one knew where we were! and like almost everyone is drunk..ma hai. Then we walked to the city, which we did, eventually. Then everyone else is planning to go clubbing again, (I didnt really feel like it cuz they are too cool for me laa..) but anyway I just follow cuz i dun want to be a pussy. Then like one of them is already really super drunk. We asked her to go back home but nooo..she doesnt want and what did she do?? She lies on the ground, refuses to get up and throws a tantrum. hah! and shes 20 years old. and guess what? the cops came too!! LOL. At the end she went back cuz she doesnt want to be in jail....

And after that it pretty much just ruin the already ruined night. We were walking to the bus exchange and my friends were talking and one of them goes like, "I'm not happy." and some drunk white punks heard it and goes like, "Im not happy too." . and this girl goes, "FUCK YOU!" to them. and for no fking reasons, she comes and grabs my arm, pretending to be my gf. and fuck! if she's pretty then oklaa...but she looks like shrek+donkey combined.

Ma tiao, the guy and his friend walks up and was like,

"hey fuck! come on, you wanna fight?? you bitch, bring it on."

and his friend was like,

"Yeah, come on shit"

And we were just like ignoring them and continuing to walk off. In my head I was like, "Ma ci bai, GG liao lorh....Cibai this Cibaii girl, Ma fuck. tiao..." I wasnt afraid, but im really pissed off cuz I had a bad night and this bitch just made it worse. Then one of the guy tapped my shoulders. I stopped and turned back. and I swear to God that I'm not making this up, that guy literally just shut his mouth and his friend was like planning to walk slowly away and leaving him behind. I really wanted to punch him and stuff but I will get thrown into jail...but man! That guy face went white cuz he thought that I wont stop at all..and he didnt saw me at first, he thought that this girl's 'bf' is just some weak sissy boy. Hah!

But I've gotta give it to him too, he's not that big, he's skinny as fuck actually and I'm one half a head taller than him and he has got the guts to come and confront me, that is what you call brave.

And this cibai bitch, don't know her face how thick there..tiao..IF really fight I will beat her up as well. Didn't even say THANK YOU worh..mcb...

Anyway.....I missed my bus because of all this shit! The last bus doesnt goes pass my place but I have to catch it anyway and get dropped of at Riccarton Mall, which is like 3km away from my place and then from there I had to RUN back home at fking 1am in the morning. Well, it's good cuz I can cool down and get a workout!

So there you go, my night of clubbing. It's pretty shit I think, no wait, it's really shit. But I'm coming back on next Sunday and you Miri People, you better give me a good time! or else...haa.

So Sad man...Bruno is going to Thailand tomorrow for training. I'm going to miss him really bad!! So sad laa.....No one to give me bruises anymore! how sad is that?? Anyway, Good Luck to him on his Match next year. You better become the World Under-21 Champion again or don't come back to find me!

Power rangers! woohoo.

See you soon in 4 months time! Good luck too, have fun training at Thailand!

Good luck to those SPM-ers.

Today is the 1st day of SPM,

and I'm going to put it this way for some of you guys out there.

YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL!

GG LIAO LAA...

HAHAHAHAHA

Well, there's no other way of saying this, but you know that it's true so cheer up, smile. =)



9 more days till my sangat sangat besar punya huge exams!

Graduation

I've Graduated.

10 months in St. Thomas of Canterbury College!!!! hmm, what can I say....

Well it has been a great year, and the whole year was kinda really too easy. Classes were awesome, the students just pretty much sit around and talk, I especially love History, you will never know what the hell is going to come up, one minute it can be watching Dragon Ball Z on YouTube to French Condom Advertisements, and the next it would be about this millionaire dude who built a sex dungeon under his house!

And I think I've done alot of stuff in school in just a year, I was in the Young Entreprise which was disbanded cuz we don't have enough people and cuz we suck! I was in the Weightlifting team which I quitted cuz the trainer sucks and doesnt even show up. and I was in the School's First Five basketball team at Centre, Now, we really SUCK pretty much on the first half of the tournament, with a record breaking of 1 win and 10 loss at the first season, but at the second half we got out FIRST ever VICTORY in God knows how many years. Man, that time was awesome, it was like we were cursed to not being able to shit and pee and that curse was lifted up and now we can shit and pee as much as we want to!

Then I represented my House team, "Marlow" in battle of the bands, which was great. Then I performed my own two songs in my school's musical night which is really cool and! I've got like 9 songs now and I'm in a band, sort of, with this other 15 year old boy...XD and like 8 and half of the songs were by me. Might be doing some gigs next year if I'm lucky, lol. Then I was chosen to be in the International committee which is awesome cuz I get a badge and eat free dimsum!! LOL, it was pretty much like this...

"Ok boys, so just order what you want ok."
"Alrite, thanks."

few minutes of ticking the tiny sheet of paper.

"ok, so there's 4 siew mai, 4 plates of chicken feet, 2 plates of shrimps, 3 plates of deep fried squid, 2 char sao bao, 3 plates of yam something bla bla bla..."
"yea, that's it and can we have a pot of crysanthemum tea too."
"sure thing."

After we have our feast.

"Ok boys, so how are we going to pay?" (Teacher looks at us.)
(I Turn over) "Psst...are we suppose to pay ka?"
Korean boy, Jonathan, China boy, Kuching boy- smiles.
(Teacher pays up.)

XDXDXD

LoL, I think she spent at least a hundred bucks on us! haha...O well, bet that she will remember us for life. We DID thought of paying her, but I've got a dollar and something cents only and this other guy had 20 cents. so fuck it.

Moving on....Came here and gained around roughly 16kg-ish, from 84 to a sexy 101kg! haha. But I was bulking up that time and now im trying to go down to around 88-89, im 92KG now,,.lol. I tried Boxing here cuz I was just too damn bored all the time, and it was pretty cool. Met this sexy Brazilian guy who works as a trainer there and became training partner with him, Bruno. Turns out he's the World Under-21 Mixed Martial Arts Champion and he's going to defend his title next year at 12th January 2009! I've got bruises that were out of this world from this guy! We sparr together sometimes and he teaches me some stuff. It's good to learn and all, but it hurts ALOT, like no joke, it fucking hurts. His Kick's max power is like a car going at 35 miles per hour! and when he kicked me, I couldnt walk properly for 2 mths...

And then! Like 2 days ago at my graduation rehearsal, after it ended we were waiting for the school bus and this guy was like wrestling with the other boys and me being a nice boy and all decided to teach them a few stuff. I told him to choke me from behind, he's like 6'2 and weighs around 110kg. Then I flicked him over and everyone just went @.@. Then for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time, the same thing happened over and over again, I had to stop because I made him bleed. muahahaha, take that u fat ass! Then this other guy came up to me and told me that he wanna sparr with me tommorrow at the school's gym.

The Next day, Sparring day, D-Day. I woke up feeling this unexplainable Joy deep within me. I went to school and waited for him at the Gym. We went to get the key and went in. My sexy History teacher then came in for a workout, and he watched us too.

Anyway, I started teaching him a few moves like what to do when u get choke, taught him what I did to the other guy but with ENHANCEMENTS! lol, I taught him how to break the hand when he drops him. Then, I taught him some groundwork. After that we sparred together, it was submission (see who taps out first). So yea, we had around 7 rounds and he tapped out SEVEN times....SEVEN. I was feeling sooo happy! Cuz I've never ever ever EVER EVER made anyone tap out before...(I've sparred with Bruno around over 100 time and not ONCE did I win...but he is after all the undefeated WORLD champion...lol.) It's a really good feeling knowing that you can beat someone up. The next day he came to school and told me that he's sore all over. His neck hurts, he cant feel his wrists, his shoulders feels like crap and there are MY handprints on his neck. LOL.

Gonna come back in less than 3 week's time. My BIG BIG HUGE SANGAT BESAR PUNYA test is coming up in 2 weeks time, and I've got the whole of next week off for study leave, gonna hopefully study till I shit and pee out blood. and! lol, dun think that I've forgotten about 'The Ultimate Battle Between Two Ferocious Tiger' AND! 'The Marriot Ressurected Bet.' O, it's on baby.

Plus, I will try to direct and make a Bhood Movie! and looking forward to the Bhood Reunion '08 and the 'End of the year cheerleaders and footballers Bhood Party'. lol. Anyway, it's been quite a while since I've done a really long post, so you all should be really happy now!! Thats all for today, love u guys, mwah.

Quote from Johnny Tiong,

".......Anyway I'm practising my tennis these days! Wuuuuu~ Imma pawn you bro when I go back xD..."

WELL....Bring it on! haha


Graduating tomorrow! woohoo....and coming back in 3 weeks time!

The Black Mustang

Tagged by Lifen, AGAIN!

1: The person who last tag you is
LIFEN! It's always her!! haha

2: Your relationship with him/her is:
My Daughter.

3: Your five impression of him/her:
A Fucking Awesome Horse Rider.

4: The most memorable thing he/she had done for you:
Gave me candy! woohoo.

5: The more memorable thing he/she had said to you:
"fuck u mum. =)"

6: If he/she become your lover, you will:
Learn to ride a horse first.

7: If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve will be:
Learn to recite the ABCs backwards! haha

8: If he/she become your enemy, you will :
Grab all of her pics, edit them and upload them into the internet. Then I will sneak into her house at the middle of the night, shave her bald and when she wakes up I will convince her that she's having a dream.

9: If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be:
She doesnt want ot give me half of her fried rice.

10: The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
Kneel down and rub her feet.

11: Your overall impression of him/her is:
The best daughter in the whole wide world.

12: How you think people around you will feel about you? :
They will go like, 'The fuck is this guy talking about?".

13: The characters you love yourself are:
I am not gay.

14: On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are:
Sometimes I am? haha!

15: The most ideal person you want to be is:
BATMAN!!

16: For people that care and like you, say something to them :
You guys have no idea of what shit you've gotten yourself into. and I love you too, lets share a coconut.

17: Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you:
1: LIFEN!
2: JOHNNY!!!
3: YEE SYUAN!!
4: JULIAN LAW!
5: OLIVER YEE
6:SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!
and fuck this, the others wont even bother replying my tags...

18: Who is no.6 having relationship with?:
Mary Jane

19: Is no.9 a male or female?:
it's a she-male.

20: What is no.2 studying about?:
Medicine thingy.

21: When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?:
Last night!

22: What kind of music band does no.8 like?:
The Milo Tin Band.

23: Does no.1 have any sibling?:
YES!!

24: Will you woo no.3? why?:
Not in a TrillionGAzillionBillion Years times 10. Because Im allergic to shrimps.

25: How about no.7?:
If she is Jessica Alba then a fuck yeah.

26: Is no.4 single?:
NO! he's with no.3 now. haha

27: What is the surname of no.5?:
YEE

28: What's the hobby of no.4?:
Doing Crazy Stunts and giving people bubble baths.

29: Does no.5 and no.9 get along well?:
Not at al

30: Where is no.2 studying at?
Perth

31: Talk something casually about no.1?:
She likes to wrestle in the mud with me, sometimes we play with jelly together but she usually owns me in that could she's just too skillful with slippery stuff. Once she swallowed a whole cucumber without even chewing or choking! And there's this one time where I dared her to streak around the school naked but she didnt want to do it and called me a stupid crazy bitch, so I bu suang and pulled her piggytail and she chased me around the whole school but she couldnt catch me cause her puny little legs arent able to support her sexy hot body so she called her horse, 'The Black Mustang" and chased after me. BUT she couldnt find me cause I was hiding up on a tree. And If u look closely into her eyes, you could see mickey mouse dancing with minnie mouse and goofy is running about with donald duck who's apparently holding something which seems like a yellow thong.

32: How you tried developing feeling for no.8?:
Yes!

33: Where does no.9 live at?:
Your momma's house.

34: What colour does no.4 like?:
Pink and Violet

35: Are no.5 and 1 best friend?:
Yes of course they are.

36: Does no.1 have any pets?:
Yes la, "the black mustang"

37: Is no.1 the sexiest person in the world?:
OMG! U kidding me? she's HOTTTTT...psssstttttt (steam coming out.)

38: What is no.6 doing now?:
Playing sticky fingers.

tagged by lifen

Tagged by LIFEN! WOOOHOOOO

What is your ambition?
Aww, come on, you know this. The aspiring singer in nightclubs who's running away from loan sharks laa...

Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriends?
Depends. If my friends are hot girls, then "O helllooo...:" and if they are bunch of mutated apes who escaped from the animal testing facility then. "Hey guys, wanna back massage?"

How often do you think of commiting suicide?
You have no idea how many times I thought of it during my tramping trip with 10 guys....

Do you think you have enough confidence?
Not at all! I think that Im as shy as a little kitten. meow.

How many babies do you want?
IF I can give birth to babies, I will go all the way babeh....push it to the limits!....2. hahaha.

Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
Lu bodoh ka? If after rain no rainbow, its like when you shit, no shit come out.

What is your goal for this year?
Get into fucking uni. Win the ultimate battle between two ferocious tiger.

Do you believe in eternity love?
Of course I do.

Whats a perfect boyfriend/girlfriend like to you? (List 10)
-doesnt smell
-Doesnt have a tail
-Doesnt disappear mysteriously during a fullmoon
-Must NOT look like my father
-When I say speak, u ask "What language" when I say massage u ask "where??" and when I say jump u ask, "how high."
-I DO NOT want like when I say speak, u reply, "U shuddup la diao..", when I say massage you will reply me, "You crazy haa?? Massage? U want eat my shit ha?", and when I say jump, you go, "Ma de...Jump your head ah, come wash my feet now." - NO! NO! NO! NO!
-Doesnt suck my blood.
-Bodyparts stays in place and doesnt have a funky smell
-I big NO if there's any squirrells or birdnests on the armpits. (hi wendy. XDXDXD)
-Isnt air inflated.

What are you really afraid of?
Myself. No, really.

What is your opinion in distance relationship?
It's awesome, means that you can do watever you want cuz that bitch is million of miles away...muahahaha..

Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
NOPE. I honestly can say that I dun have much close friends. The closest ones are the hoods and yea, thats it I guess. and oh! Lifen! lol

What does flying mean to you?
It could either mean that I'm on a plane or someone stuff a 12 inch metal pole up my ass.

What do you crave for the most currently?
Going back to Miri.

Are you single/in a relationship?
Oh, I just discovered my true self, I met this hot spanish guy while i was sunbathing........Im single laa.


Describe in 7 words the person who tagged you.
Check her out in my blog ok.

What have you done to yourself to make u happy?
Laugh as the fucking china boy's bracelet breaks and the beads falls to the ground, and tat idiot would be screaming and scrambling to pick you the beads as if he's competing with his imaginary china friends

What will you become in another 10 years to come?
The Greatest Man The world has ever seen.

Which one would you rather do? A chick with a dick or a man with a pussy?
A chick with a dick! LoL. well, what would YOU do then???

(Subtract one question from above and make up ur own personal question and tag 7 persons)

(I only tag people whom I know will reply.)
-Johnny Tiong
-Oliver Yee
-Katherine Lee
- Not Daryll Ooi
-Choo Yee Syuan
- Sii Long Win
-Aarom Tham.

everything is all good here ;)

LoL, apparently my dad found out about my blog. woohoo. Plus now I have a bodyguard and one of my fingernails can talk! woohoo again. And! Im coming back in like 33 or so days. woohoo again again.

So...anyway...sorry for not updating or posting anything up for a really really really reallly long time, I just got sort of bored of this whole stupid blogging thing, yes. it's stupid. but Im doing it now just for the heck of it, cuz i've got 20 minutes to kill before I go to gym.

As for school....hmmm, i guess its alright. I got nominated for 'Basketballer of the Year 2008 Award.' but I didnt get it cuz some white boy got it. Went for the Sports Award dinner on Wednesday and gosh, did I feel different.....among the 430 people who went there, I was the ONLY Malaysian Chinese there...LoL.

Now for my school work and assignments....hmmm okoklah. PE I've done everything. I feel so happy that im so kesi. I think its 22 credits in all and I'm the only one who completed it all! woohoo..Drama is erm, i've got 8 credits, and i think im gonna ditch the other assignment and combine my credits with my history one.

and English is the meanest bitch of all. I've got a 1000 word essay to complete, Wide reading assignment of 9 books, Research assignment, and this other assignment on 3 texts.

Math is ok for me, I've got my numeracy credits already so as far as I know, maths can fuck off and play with my marbles. Music is alright, well honestly, music doesnt matter at all since its Level 1. I only sit around and compose music! and theres this dumbass who made a song on hot bread in the morning and like 90% of it is by me! lol, and another song called summer made by you and again, 90% is made by me and he's using it for his composition assignment and solo performance assignment, which is like 14 credits in total! haha, but its alright cuz hes my good friend....XD, the things I do for my friends. lol.

Now as for my gym...Still as crazy as before, just that havent started running yet cuz my leg hurts!! so I just swim for cardio. I still do boxing but it's starting to get boring!! I wanna use my legs and elbows and my whole body too laa...I might just go do MMA instead! lol...

so in conclusion....

Everything is all good here. ;)

!Attention!

This Blog is NOT Dead Yet....

It's Just that I'm too busy now.

Interior monologue

wah...u can busy de meh? Lester worh..

Of cuz laa, Im also human ok.

BUT...LESTER WORHH

Tiao, why am I even talking to myself now..

LESTERRRR WORRRHHH

Say my name one more time and i swear that I will...

LESTER WOOO...

#@#$$%

boring boring boring.

Man.....I think I've overdone it today....XD. Today was like a super marathon or something like that...

I start of at 2.00pm by cycling to gym, 3km.
Then I swam 40 laps in the pool.
Then, I ran on the treadmill for 20 minutes.
Then, still not dead yet, I went down to the basketball courts, pulled some bench together and jump over it and then on it for 40 times.
Then, STILL not unconscious, I played 2 on 2 with some random people for and 1 hour and 30 minutes, i think. The score was like 100-52?? xD
Then after that, still not yet finished, I played 1 on 1 soccer with Bruno.
and to finish it off, I cycled 3km back again, reaching my place at 7pm!

So there you go, 5 hours of pleasure. I felt sooo tired and worn out, and went to bed at 9.30pm, but you know what?!?! I was wide awake till 12.47pm man! for 3 hours, i lay on my bed doing nothing! Then I woke up at went to have instant noodles.

It's 2am now, I just updated the Brotherhoodblog, at http://thebhoodblog.blogspot.com/. Someone is going to be a happy rabbit. And well, I'm going to bed now.

and oh! My holiday last week was totally wasted! didnt do anything at all! godemnit.

The Quotes.

Remember when I said that I was gonna collect Ken's quotes and post it up???





Well..I have been so hardworkingly complied all of Kendrick's quotes, dating way way way back months ago! lol...





KENDRICK’s Quotes

<3>(25 may 2008, 11.17pm, Sunday.)

Leave comment in kendrickkho.blogspot.com =) (28 May 2008, 2.54pm)

Wei Ai Shou Shang (15th June 2008.)

What more do I have to say. (15th June 2008.)

U’ll will finally see thru that a hero lies in you. (16th June, 2008.)

Let me show u now that I am for real. (16th June, 2008.)

BabyDear <3>

You took my heart; and tore it apart (4th July, 2008)

Happy bthday mui, lotsa love from kor and da shao <3>

You’re number one, always in my heart #01 (26th June, 2008.)

Reminiscing all the time we had together. <3>

Reminiscing <3>

Kendrickkho.blogspot.com (updated)- reminiscing <3>

How did I fall in love with you ? (3rd July, 2008)

Breaking everything (5th July, 2008)

I do cherish you for the rest of my life. You don’t have to think twice. (5th July, 2008)

4 things that ain’t to be broken in life. Trust; Relations; Hearts & Promises. (6th July, 2008)

Kiss me tenderly (17th July, 2008)

Dance like there’s no tomorrow. (5th August, 2008.)

wiLbCometRue. (12th August, 2008.)

New hope arise (20th August, 2008.)

Dancing in the rain (24th August, 2008)

Compare and Contrast (25th August, 2008)

Roc candy <3.>

Love’s like a knife; it can stab d heart or carve wonderful images into d soul that will last a lifetime. (29th August, 2008.)

Zhen me yang cai neng rang shi jian dao liu. (31st August, 2008)

I know, u know. Guilty kills. (31st August, 2008)

Wo bu nen zai pei ni. Da ying wo. Hao hao de huo xia qu. =) (31st August, 2008.)

Wishes do come true =/ (5th September, 2008)

I don’t wanna let u go. (7th September, 2008)

I try my best to let u see hope behind the pain (8th September, 2008)

Shuo ni hui yong yuan pei zhe wo (16th September, 2008)

Bitter or sour? (18th September, 2008)

I love u once, I love u still, I always have, I always will (19th September, 2008)

To give the best of mine till the end of time. (25th September, 2008)

J, wo hui bi yi qian hai gen ai ni le. ( 27th September,2008)

Where do I stand in your heart? (28th September, 2008)

I tot u would be there for me, this I confess (28th, September, 2008.)

Theres no other way than to say goodbye. (29th September, 2008)

lalalala....

Holiday

My school holidays just started. Spent most of the weekends in my house! It wasnt that bad laa, I get to live like a normal person for two days straight! woohooo...Cuz starting from the next 2 weeks my week is going to be packed!

Im gonna do.....

1) Swiming
2) Gym, as usual.
3) Boxing
4) Basketball
5) Learn some more guitar skills
6) Maths revision
7) English Creative writing assignment.
8) History Research assignment
9) PE Swiming review/appraisal assignment.
10) PE Childhood Obesity in New Zealand assignment.
11) English Wide reading assignment

anyway...Went out on Friday with my school friend. It was BORING. Shit. 2 guys walking around town, well 3 actually but the other one went to 'piss at some alleyway', and then gone missing....like wtf?! but it was good cuz my friend bought me all the drinks.

And erm...This week is by FAR the busiest week I had.. For the first time EVER I felt like I was in SCHOOL again! haha, I've handed in 2 english assignments, 2 PE assignments, done 1 PE test, STARTED my history assignment and Handed in my Drama assignment. God, I'm so proud of myself now~...lol..

and well, that about sums it up for last week...I'll try to figure something up to post about next time. Love u guys, mwahss

TAGGED BY: Lifen.

The person who tag you is?
-Ho Li Fen, aka The Horny Devil aka The horserider aka The' 'Wild night in Bintulu,' Aka Baby Pornstar.....awesome right her name!?!

What relationship of you with him/her?
-My lil baby girl who's gonna shine in the entertainment industry. Y'all better watch out for her face on billboards!

Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
- 1. She's sexy.
2. She's not so sexy in the morning.
3. She's the sexiest at night time, particulary between 8-10pm.
4. Big eyes.
5. and u know what ppl say about big eyed girls right?? winkwink....lol

The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you?
-Who could have ever forget about last year's Valentine's day hor?? xDxD and yea, guitar signing and times at school. lol.

The most memorable word that he/she said to you?
-Mummy, fuck you.

If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
-I will grow mango trees and go deep sea fishing and give her the fish that I caught.

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
-I will write her name in RED ink! haha!

If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on?
-Mountain biking skills and Boxing techniques.

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is....
-Not wanting to bend over to tie my shoe laces.

The most desirable thing to do for him.her is?
-I have no idea...Play tea party with her i guess.

The overall impression to he/her is...
-She's so awesomely sexy.

How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
-they will be like..."the fuck? Mango trees??? haa?"

The character for you for yourself is?
- A demigod trapped in a cellphone. Then i became a faber castle pen and now im an empty low fat yogurt container.

On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
-My overwhelming sexyness.

The most ideal person you want to be is?
-LIFEN

For the person who cares and likes you, you say something about them.
-I like you too, U want my shoelaces?

Ten people to tag :
1) Johnny Tiong
2) Oliver Yee
3) Grace Suling
4) Emma LO LO MA
5) Cass the whale.
6) Jamie something
7) Aaron tham
8) The brotherhoodblogspot.com
9)Daryll Ooi
10) DAryll Ooi's mum.

Who is number 2 having relationship with?
-Some white princess.

Is number 3 a male or female?
Female laa

If number 7 and no.10 be together, would it be a good thing?
-like DUH!?!?! how AWESOME will that be!?!?!? hahaaa

How about number 5 and number 8?
-Can she HANDLE it?

What is number 1 studying about?
-Medicine thingy i think.

When was the last time u had a chat withthem?
-Last week?

Is number 4 a single?
-Nope! she's with....XDXD...my lil man. lol

Say something for no. 2:
-Strawberries are best eaten while its still cold, its AWESOME when its on ice cream and stuff. Yum.

The speech

LoL! So yeah, I did my speech about Malaysia this morning it was fking AWESOME. I pratically made it up as I was speaking. I actually wanted to try and make some preparations, but I woke up late today and had to go meet the people from Canterbury University about my courses...sooo, too bad loh...

Haha, anyway, there was a power point presentation too, and Im to speak as the slide shows are showing.. I started talking about Malaysia, how we so awesomely lived on trees and so gracefully chopped heads of everyone and anyone. Then I talked about some of the food found in Malaysia...and then, next is school...and

OUT CAME THIS.

oh yeah baby....xDxD

The brotherhood

Julian rotaning us. xD

GGGGGGGGGggggGGGGGGggGGGGGGGggggggg........

At first like the 'school' section's picture was of some random students standing infront of some school, then I like, ask them if they want to change the pictures or not cuz I have some....and Voila~....xDxD

Everyone was like WTF? but it was all good. LoL, there were only like 500 people there nyea bah. so no worries. :)

Then I talked about the religion, Shopping complexes, BITCHES (beaches), and stuff like that.

I wanted to sing our national anthem, 'Negaraku', but then I think to myself....'hiyaa, no need la, siao meh? I know u want to be a young struggling aspiring musician but common man...not like this...." ... XD. Jonathon Bong carried the Malaysian Flag.

After that we have another presentation by the year 8 and 9 korean boys, it was about what they have done in NZ for this year, and their english was so terribly impaired that it sounded like a chicken having its feather plucked alive.

And suprisingly, my speech went pretty well, I was expecting myself to freeze and dun know what to say...And next year, Im gonna do Law and Music. xDxD, shsssshh...my dad doesnt know about the Music part yet, it's gonna be my 'coming-back' present for him. hahaaa....

And well, that's all for today. Holiday starts in a weeks time, my ankle still hurts.

Love u guys, mwahss

100th.

woooohooooo...

This is my 100th post!.

Today I sprained my RIGHT ankle AGAIN.

.......Man! I think I've achieved a new personal best record.


"In a period of less than one year, I'd sprained my left ankle 5times and my right ankle 4 times!"


Instead of 'Shitspitter', I should change it to 'Ankletwister' or something like that....'Andy' maybe? hahaaa... 'ARGH! my back!!!!' XDXDXDXD...

Anyway, I've survived 2 weeks with only 94 cents in my freaakking bank account. It was HARD. The stupid bank mistakenly sent the money to some bugger account at fking Australia......like wtf?? But thank God I got it today! Phew...

Tomorrow, I'm going to have to make a presentation about Malaysia....It's International Week this week. I still have no idea of what to say yet. They have prepared a Power point for me, It's basically pictures of satay, roti canai, KLCC tower, some beach, some caves and hills....and they expect me to make a presentation from thiss????

In my school they are only THREE Malaysian, me, JONATHAN BONG (from miri, From RRSS! xD) and Eric, some dude from kuching.

And how I sprained my ankle u ask? Well, there was a basketball competition today, International Students VS Local Students. The international team has like only ME who is in the school's first 5 team....=.=, and the rest of us are like year 10 players, 14-15 years old....xDxD. The Local students are like 3 quarters of the First 5 players and ex-first five players...

I sprained my ankle at the first half of the game...bummer. At the end we lost....by 8 points only...Im kinda impressed! Thank god we didnt lose by like 40 points or so! lol...

My school holidays is in a week's time, starts at the 26th. And I think Im gonna go back Miri at 25th of November 2008!!!! I hope that there's a flight on that day so I can make it just in time for the RIT 2008 Prom at 27th of November 2008! xD. 25th of november is the last day of the NCEA examinations...HISTORY, OMFGKILLMENOW. It's at the morning, so I hope that i can get a flight at nighttime, then that will be soooo awesome!

So dearest New Zealand Airlines and Brunei Airlines, PLEASEEEE gimme a flight on 25th of November 2008 at nighttime...PLEASE.

anyway, that's all from me now. Love u guys, mwah (Have u guys noticed that I always end my post like this?) xD

Happy birthday Grace

First of all...

Happy Birthday Grace!!

She's the crazy ass warrior princess with iron hands. I think she turned 14 on the 9th of september! xD . hope u grow taller and ur boobs get bigger! LOL.. ok im gonna stop now before I get anal rape.

Anyway........ I've been really lazy in updating my blog these past few days...cant blame me for having a fking boring life!!

Hmmm.....well just started boxing again, been 1 mth already i think but anyway, the reason I updated today is because...I sang 2 songs at my school's Musical evening just now, so got stuff to post about liao la! I found out about this on MONDAY,

"Lester do u want to perform on the Musical Evening?"

"yeah sure. when isit?"

"On wednesday and Thursday."

"alright, no problem, what time does it start?"

"It starts at 7.30 bur u have to be here by 7 on this weds."

"THIS Wednesday??" ....GG lor...

"yeah, u must give me the song list by today so that we can finalize the booklets."

Basically, on Monday I was at class for 15 mins and then ditched class to play bball!

On Tuesday my teacher gone psycho on me and was demanding for me to tell him the songs that im goin to play. So I grabbed a guitar and went into one of the music room, I sat down and started weeping. lol, i didnt weep laa...I just brainstormed for ideas. I chosed to play 2 songs.

The first one is called 'Can't hide', and nope, you guys havent heard this one before, nor have u heard any of my other songs before...except maybe 'I want to Know' or ' His name is Julian.'. haha! 'Can't hide' was written like months ago, but then I ran out of ideas and ditched it, Back then I've just got the guitar part for the rhytmn, intro, chorus and stuff like that. Then 4 days ago I started writing the lyrics, who knows chun chun 2 days later I found out about this musical evening! So I decided, why not!? sing nyea la...but the only problem is that I've got only a verse and the chorus!! xDxDxD but like an hour before the concert starts, I finished the lyrics. Thank god! It's basically an emo song about me unabling to fight or hide or no more, but it didnt say from what and why. AND i'm not emo, just becuz i write songs like that doesnt mean im like that!

The second one is called 'I want to know.' Well, most of u already know this song laa. I've sang this song over and over again like MILLIONS of times....It was composed last year during the RRSS orientation period. I think it's sorta awesome. Its about stuff that I want to know from a girl. I chosed this cuz it's the one that i can remember most and easiest!

I was the fifth one. My heart was like thumping! and the dry ice smoke was soo thick man....So anyway, I arranged the mics and stuff and then talked about my songs. Then it begins...."Can't hide' was good i think, only the solo part was kinda messy! haha. Then next was 'I want to know', now, a very cibai thing happened, as I was singing, my PHONE started to RING from a txt message, i was like SHITTTTTT......but i ignored it and continued singing! The spotlight was like shining directly on my face, and everywhere else is black. It's good cuz i cant really see the audience, but the audience can see the sexiness of mua. After my performance everyone was clapping and stuff, im sooo glad that it's over! 6 credits babeh!!! wooohoo....lol

So anyway, just a quick summary of the songs I have already and those which are still in progress...

1) I want to know (completed- 2007)

2) His name is Julian (completed- 2007)

3) I met you (incomplete- 2007-???)

4)The sarawak Champion song (completed-2007) -but I kinda forget most of it already..

5)Freedom (incomplete-2007-???)

6) I'll be leaving you. (completed- 2007/2008)

7) Mr. Yong's Song. (completed-2007), lyrics by Chung hua students! xDxD

8)Falling for you. (incomplete-2007-????)

9) Can't hide (2008)

10) The story (2007-????)

11) Some group performance shit thingy (2008-????)

haha, maybe i should just abandon my target of getting into the Law faculty and become a struggling young musician, hiding from loan sharks and earning money from gigs at nightclubs eh?? lol..

the masquerade ball 08

I was at a Masquerade Ball 2 weeks ago! Finally got NOT-lazy and decided to blog about it...It was by the Singapore Club of the University of Canterbury, I've got connections! haha...It was for a good purpose! like, $5 is going to UNICEF, which is some organisation that helps poor people in Africa...

Hmm...Masquerade eh?? What mask did u wear lester???

Well, I'll tell you what mask I wore!!! I went there as......

The Red Ranger!

woohoo

taadaa...

I went there with a group of friends.

The Group of friends. Notice that they are all girls! XDXD

The red one with the black masked is called, Sabrina..i think. Just met her randomly that night. The other red one is called The phoenix, The blondey is called zarra, the red ranger is called Lester Lai and the Batgirl is called The hidden dragon.

Us bonding...lol

I was like moving away so that I'm not blocking, but someone took a picture of it and i think it looks awesome! haha...and I think that we matched right right??

Me and Shing

and somehow, she kinda looks like wen wen (choo wen wen! or watever her name is...), neh that clever girl at class 5A at rrss ahh...

And this here is Bruno, my training partner who beats the shit out of me everytime!!

And this here are my church's friend, evlyn, Deb aka mrs Lai! and Ben the boy from india (like seriously, he was born at raised at india!!!!!)

Adeline (my driver..lol..), evlyn, Marcus and benny lava.

Red ranger, Christopher and some random thick-face guy who i dun know but still want to be in the picture.......

lalala


and damn, was I tired...

After that I went clubbing, I FELL down head first when I was at 'Shooters', cibai couldnt see the steps!! and the bouncers almost kicked me out cuz they thought that i was drunk....When I was there for the first time, i was kicked out for dressing unappropriately...xDxDxD...I was like wearing a singlet! And the bouncers beh song my sexiness!!

and hmmm...yesterday was the Mooncake festival..Just went to have dinner with my church friends after mass and well, that's it...My school's formal is this saturday! and erm...school holiday is in 2 weeks time!

school is crap

Didn't go to school today cuz i was sick! woohoo..Well, I felt worse yesterday and I still went to school. I actually felt much much more better today! but still, i was 'sick' ok?! I've still got 3 more weeks of school left and I think it's all just bullshit since there's no point of it anymore as the tests are over. The only 'main' thing going on now is the Senior Formal, The Rugby League and The Year 11-12 subject choices and The Variety Concert which are all just plain tahilembu to me. =)


I pretty much just slept for most of the day, I woke up at around 8am feeling so awesome but I dare not to go out of my room cuz my plan was to stay back home for being sick....So, i went back to bed and woke up at 10am, and can u believe it? I felt worse than how I was at 8am! I was like, fucking hell....



Then my day was pretty much just sitting infront of the tv watching talkshows. I had lunch and then went back to bed again and got up just in time for dinner. XD


Oh!! I was suppose to go out to the movies with a girl tonight, but I holan-ed her. XD, I was sick alright....and I dun know what my homestay parents will say, they will be like, "you cibai ha? Sick and din go school still can go out and watch movie mehh??" so yeah, I didnt go. and I had a headache that time too ok.


So like after my shower I was in my room doing my own private very-important stuffs when there's a knock at the door with that all so familiar accent. *3 knocks....'Lesterrrr..'



ah fuck you, go back to China....


The first time he knocked I had to walk all the way with him to the shops to get his phonecard.
The Second time he knocked I had to walk him to the shops again.
The third time he knocked I had to explain to him about the internet company
The fourth time he knocked he was asking me about some fox who jumped over some fence..wtf??


Gosh...he sure likes to knock on my door eh??



and this time, i was expecting something like, "Lester...something's wrong with my body, I dun understand what's going on, 'stuff' are starting to grow out from *ahem places and my body is feeling weird now...." but nah, it was something else.




*hands leaning on the door as if he's a sexy hollywood sexbomb.



"hey Lester....ni shen bing ma?" (are you sick my sweet hunny bunny?)
"ump, yeap, wo shen bing." (oh, come and make love to me for the reason of my sickness is the absence of your presence.)
"Nah, gei ni zhi ge ke yao." (Oh my sweet dear most precious gem, I offer to a gift of love.)

*hands over a box with chinese writings.




"oh, thanks." (O most sexy one, I thank you and will gladly spread my legs for you, be it rain or shine, night or day...)
"Bu ke chi, bye." (I love you, You love me, We are happy family, With a great big heart and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me. *repeat. )

He gave me something to suck on. xD, well it's just a box of chinese medicine. which is really really really really nice of him! It kinda touched me, i mean what he did, not like he really touched me.

Well, guess that I'll have something to suck on tonight before I go to sleep eh? haha. And that's all for today, Gonna go back to school tml...=(. Love u guys, mwahs.

Uk UK Uk UK Uk UK

hmmmm.....Selamat Hari Kebangsaan.....yay for Malaysia for being free...woohoo... and once again im sick!! :(.

And Today, Yeeping is going to UK. sooo sad....... :( :( :(

Known her for like 10 years plus?? Since when I was a fat lil sexy tiger back at Sekolah Rendah Sri Mawar till now! We were together during Our Primary school years. Back then She was a total bitch. No, seriously, to ME, she was the meanest bitch ever! She called me FAT and to make things worse, she called me fat in THREE different languages and u know how I feel about people calling me fat right? haha..but you can say that she's one of the MANY that motivated me to become all so hawt and sexy now. XD. She was a really active girl back then! and I still think she is. She use to climb up poles and tables all the time, and me and my friends would be leaning on the table starring at something. LoL! kidding!! haha....and now..picture time...

I know that you're most probably gonna be super frickin pissed if U see this picture on my blog since I took it off your phone without your permission....XD. (we were at Mega Hotel and me and Daryll Daryll Daryll Daryll Daryll Kidnapped her phone and went to the toilet...XD, goodtimes...) but still, no matter how many times or how hard you're gonna whip me with a metal chain or a spiked ball, I will still love you.

Then we were also in the same class in Chung Hua, i think. And then I moved to RIAM ROAD SECONDARY SCHOOL.....wo yi ding yao jiu yi ding nen! Some say it's Chung hua in disguise?? haha! and then we stopped contact with each other for a year plus i think, only seeing her during her school concert and well...erm...yeah, that's it.

Then Like last year about 3-4 weeks before I'm leaving to NZ, we started hanging out with each other again. All thanks to Daryll Ooi, aka Si Comel. Man...that time was like, EVERYDAY the six of us : Me, Daryll, Doreen, Yeeping, Cass and Pollux will be going out at 7am and coming back home at EARLIEST 11.30pm. Yes, It drove our mum crazy....especially MINE! haha!! well, most of the reasons of why we were back was becuz most of the time we were circling around thinking of places to go or stuff to do...

and now, one of the many pictures which were stolen by me and my beloved si comel....

by this point, she will be grinding her teeth and sharpening her butter knife.....but ping, when ur slicing me up with your butter knife, know that i still love you. XD

And now...today....at 'tanggal tiga puluh satu... bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh,,,merdeka..merdeka..hari yang mulia...' (LOL, it's a song alrite!?) Yee Ping leaves for UK, she's going to Singapore first for 2-3 days by herself and then her parents will join her then and follow her to UK... what a sissy....I came here all by myself! XDXDXD...

Facts about Yee Ping

~ She can shake her ass. like seriously. im not joking.

~She made up a word and it's called 'Banapple.'

~She can drive but she doesnt let me drive her car!! I wonder why.

~She's an AWESOME singer, and i've got the recordings of her singing.

~She made me wear a girl's t-shirt and took pictures in it. XD

~She Doesnt know the existence of this blog, which explains why I'm still living.

~She can't do anything to me even though she finds out, as She will most probably be at UK at that time and I will be save and sound at Christchurch

~She's coming back to Miri at December.....help mee.....but that is if she finds out laa...teehee.

~She's actually a really nice and caring person! Which actually gave me quite a shock XD

~ I'm gonna miss her.

haha, well....take note that most of the facts on ping does seemed highly unlikely to be true, but it is! haha....

and what did I do today??? hmm..nothing much really. Just went to play bball with some friends today which as usual i PAWNED them gao gao till they feel like going back to taiwan and suck on their daddy's nipples. My legs are sooo very very sore today! my butt cheeks hurts like mad and my right knee is very painful. =(

and I've got a really really bad cough. fuck that stupid girl who pulled away my blanket when i was at her place....(oopsie, shouldnt have said that..but...watever la.)

I've got 3 more weeks of school then it's holiday time!!! wooohooo, time to get fat again! haha, i HATE holidays cuz I will get bored and end up getting fat!!! stupid christchurch so boring and nothing to do, NOTHING.

and well, my senior formal is in 2 weeks time. Still thinking about whether to go or not....

1) it costs $120.

2) I need to rent a suit which costs around $150??

3) total cost = around $300, which is like RM 710.00??

4) I don't have a date. XD

5) I dun want to go there and be like an idiot.

well, we shall see then eh? Im still deciding...haha..

and that's all for today and I think that I'm gonna be late for school tml again cuz it's now 1.30am and Im still here....O well....

Love u guys, mwahhs