Monday, August 17, 2009

Pancakes

Well y'all have heard about the day Daryll cut my hair.

Now y'all are gonna hear about the day I had pancakes.


Not the Dog.

So anyway, in my attempt to gain 6KG in 4 weeks time while on my stay in Melbourne, one of the many various techniques and methods used is 'The-Eat-Pancakes' Method.

But first, before I start...Let me present to you the new hair style!

"The Lightning Rode"



It's fairly simple to replicate. It's Cool, It's Hip, and It's Pointy.
Guys thinks that it's awesome and Girls thinks that it's sexy.



Model: Julian Law


Say you're walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night.
You hear footsteps.
You quicken your pace.
Shortly, you can hear the footsteps pick up the pace too.
You start to panic for it's obvious that no good ending is to come.
What to do?
What can you do??
You're like a helpless bunny about to be dissected by a form 4 Biology class......
What CAN you do????
No worries, with the lightning rode style, you may have a chance of survival.
How you ask??
Easy. Once you estimated the attacker to be at a 5cm radius,
quickly pretended u drop something and go, "Oops! I dropped something."
Then when he/she/it/they least expected...
you suddenly rise up and impale them with ur pointy tip yes i can impale multiple bodies in on go





Not are they only just suitable for guys.







Model: Caitlin
Chics can totally rock the lightning too~!



See how she's having this sweet adorable smile?
That's cuz that she knows that she's safe and secured!
So why are u still with ur usual hairstyle?
Why wait?
Why wait and risk death?
Act now.
Yes. You. Can.

Anyway, enough of that. You want to follow jiu follow, you don't want then when your slowly being stabbed to death by a assailant don't come blaming. I tried to help. But nooo.....
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Back to the Pancakes thingy.



Caitlin initiates the first of many pancakes to come. or could it be that someone else is cooking the pancakes just that she ask that person to move aside to take a picture as if SHE's the one who's making the pancakes?
The ice cream was brought out, Chocolates were melted into liquidfied heavenly juices and the table was set. There weren't much pictures of the actual pancakes eating process because everyone was too engaged in the pancakes. and also we don't want the camera to have stains.
BUT, got the after-pictures lah.



~Damn Imba woii!~

Quick Note: Imba is a term use to desribe something that is too overly exceedingly awesome. It's a noun, a verb and an adjective, like the word 'Fuck' and 'Cibai'. But unlike the two mentioned words, Imba supersedes them by having it's own hand gesture which is demonstrated later in the pictures.
So cailtin, how was the pancakes??
IMBA!
What about you Ron? You likey them pancakes?



Magu, you see my smile so cute....IMBA!
Goku, what about you? Like the pancakes or not?

Dude, the spoon is still in my mouth. I just can't get enough of it. one word.
IMBA






Eh SexGod, how's the pancakes?

Having me (SexGod) saying this, that THIS (the pancakes) is better than Sex itself can show you the imbaness of them.


What about me?

omg see how my eyes are still shut tight in estacy??
IMBA ok!
Adidas no.1. you like it or not?

I give this no.1.
IMBA!
and I feel like I've grown taller now!
IMBA! IMBA! IMBA!


And any imba events wouldnt be completed without some hardcore banana sucking action.

Yeah work your stuff babe. *slurrppp.

~I will post up a video on the next post about the pancakes ok.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Haircut

Today I shall tell y'all the story about the day Daryll Ooi cut my hair.

It was towards the end of June, on a cool midsummer Melbourne night at roughly around 2.am in the morning. A group of Sohais got nothing to do. So me being Lester suddenly said.

"Eh Daryll ah."
"what dude?"
"You want cut my hair?"
*5 seconds stun


"Ok...cibai seriously ah?"
"Yeah Dude, you got scissors or not?"
"Yeah wait ah, OIII CAITLIN get the scissors!"
"whaat??? for what?"
"I'm gonna give Lester a Haircut!"
*5 seconds stun.
"OK!"
"OK!"
"OK! gg."
:O
So we placed some papers on the floor and then took a chair.
And so it begins.

Daryll and the sohai pink scissors

Omg sure epic fail de i know you see he havent even cut a single strain of hair the expression already become so twistedly hardcore holyshitimaginehowitwillbewhenheactuallycuts it?!

Before Pictures

Front



Back


Side


And like a pro Daryll cut my hair











"Dude careful ok, dun cut my ears."
"magu ni yao siang xin wo de ok."
*10minutes later







"eh, you got problem isit? 10mins liao still cut there!?"
"Dude can you shut up or not? I concentrating lahh.."
"Magu..10 minutes liao still no change at all. You sure ka?"
"Dude, Shut up."

*30 minutes later.
Different angle shot of Daryll cutting my hair.
"Woiii....you seriously kidding me isit?" "Almost lah shut up lah cibai."


Finally, he moved on to other areas....



The Dogs also wait him cut my hair till sien. btw the dog de hair is also daryll cut de ok. damn pro right? gg.

Ok, finally after an incredible period of time, it is finally done!

Before the haircut.....

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ready

or

not

for

the

best

haircut

ever??

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you

sure

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not?

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sure?

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OK

NAHHHHHHH

I know. Look like some guy from Doraemon or something right?

V(^.^)*;

So that's the story about the day Daryll cut my hair. Life is short ok, go hard. Not bad lah the haircut, I think very good di. I also think better than the dogs de haircut! hahaa





Well that's all for now. I'll update again when I feel like it ok.

Sweet dreams How Ven. You dun wanna know what was in ur mouth ok.