time 4 change

A MSN Conversation between me and nefiLoH.

haha bet that you don't know who that is!

MUMMMMMYYYYYY!!!

I FEEL BAD!!!!!

awwwww
how come??
what happened?
I still dont know how to ask ><
ohhh
well just be brave and ask
dun worry about the consequences
ahhhh
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ahhhhh
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I went out with him yesterday.
how was it?
and everything was abnormally quiet..
ohh,
well did u two had a goodtime then
well the next time u two are texting with each other
just be like, "hey can I ask you something?"
and like, just ask lah
lols.
ahh
ahhh
ahhhhh!
oh maybe just do it sometime in the afternoon
morning he sure still blurr blurr de, so wait till afternoon when hes more awake
just go, "hey how are you??"
"hey I'm fine."
ahhhhhhh!
"so...Hey, can I ask you something really important?"
lols.
"yeah sure. go ahead."
"Well, you know, I really like you and all that, and im just dying to know if you like me back also?"
lols
1) "ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha"
tht's so straight forward, ma
did you do tht to dad also?
haha
haha yeahhh
wow
no need to beat around the bush, straight to the action lol
give me the second option
or 2) "Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you."
and then u will go, "Alrite find.Watch out when you go out next time."
"Hmph? What?"
I'm just saying..People nowadays drive carelessly."
lols.
3rd lerh?
3) "omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell"
hahahas.
hahahaha
hahahha
hahhahaha
hahha
but it's so weird la,,
i 'm girl doing this
yeah, so basically these are the 3 endings lah
haha
it's not weird ok
it's revolutionary.
it's time for a change
lols.
REALLY OK.
omg, i would be so flattered if got girl do that to me
now u should dedicate a blogpost for me (haibu dedicate a post for you..)
about women's revolution
hahaha
hahaha yeah! I think i should! lol
lols.
yay
yeah. you'll be one of the early pioneers

lols.
so dont just because of 'it feels weird' stop you from doing it
lols.
just do it
Just think of what spiderman would do

Yeah, you got that right. It's time for a change! It has been like what? a couple hundred of years already that guys are making the first move towards girls. All those 'Hey do you like me?" , "you wanna be my gf?" are all initiated by guys! And it's getting alil bit dull and boring already. Girls should start making the first moves ok, don't shy shy lah.

Like you know that famous upside-down kiss scene in Spiderman? Wouldn't it be cooler if it was Mary-Jane who was hanging upside-down instead of Peter Parker!? Man...I tell you the film earnings would be doubled ok. First cuz it's Mary-Jane hanging upside down! Then..it's because she's wearing a skirt...lol..and then..her shirt isnt tucked in....hahaa! But that's not the point k! lol.

So I know it'll be really unnerving and scary to do this girls, but don't be. There's usually 3 possible outcomes as mentioned above. And usually, the outcome is 1 (ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha) or 3 (omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell). No.2 (Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you) will rarely occur; unless you look like Shrek+Freddy+Jason+Barney+Bald Britney+Paris Hilton's Upskirt. Guys will be totally flattered one I tell you!

Anyway, I will update again when I get back to nifeloh! lol wish her luck!!

No Life

It's Saturday.
It's 8.01pm now,
I'm listening to "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass"-Blink 182.
I. Have. No. Life.


Lol, you know my life now damn sad lah. So for those of you who thinks that Lester Lai is living da life, well he's not! his life seems awesome because of the way and style used by him in writing his blog, often with unnecessary exageration and amazing choice of words.

Haha, Well honestly I have no idea on what to update on, but let's see what we'll come to at the end of this post.

Today all I did was be a pig. I woke up at 10 am, had breakfast and stuff. Then I decided to lie down on my bed and when I opened my eyes it was 11.45am. So I woke up AGAIN, and went to cook lunch. Had lunch and washed the dishes and the time was 1.35pm. Went on MSN and then somehow decided to lie down again and omglah, when I open, shitdamnitcraptahisangatbusuk, 3.05pm.

I was suppose to meet up with a friend at gym at 3pm today de. But heng, he text me and say that he will be alittle late... "ok, I be there in 10 mins k", that's what he sent at 3.15pm. I reached there at 3.40 pm, and moments later i saw him coming in from the entrance...yea, 'be there in 10 mins'...yea right.

Did legs today at gym. Just squats and stuff, gotta make my ass nice and firm and round for the ladies, veron i know u love my ass very much and u want to squeeze it everytime u see it and spread nuttela on it and then lick it up good. There were 3 of us, me, Lim and Jim. 3 people working out together abit sohai loh...cuz rest period damn long and then will talk more...but nvm, I do heavier weights cuz have longer rests. So how 'heavy' does heavy means to me. well, a comparison of the weights done by me and Lim+Jim.

Bench Press
Squats
Biceps Curls
DeadLifts.

So this are the 4 major basic lifts that people usually use to measure their strength and stuff lah.

• Bench- 110lb
• Squats-133lb
• Bicep curls-45lb
• Deadlifts-133lb

Those are the max weight that my friends used. Not bad already lah, cuz their weight are on average 70kg, one is 69.5, on is 70.1....

And now, here are mine...

• Bench- 220lb
• Squats- 265lb
• Bicep Curls- 90lb
• DeadLifts- 353lb

Now you know what separate the Men from the Boys. LoL... if in kg lah, u just divide it by 2 nyea ok..lol so in reality, it isnt that kik, i just use LB to make it look more hardcore! hahaa

Time for some pictures. Cuz I know how y'all love my pictures with those weird random captions beneath them...

And cuz my life is so sad now, means that I dun take any new pictures at all...so instead, i will just upload some old pics!

~You wanna lick my ice cream?~

~Gimme Gimme...~

~Uuuuuyeahhh girl...you sure know how to lick your ice cream...~

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~Mmm.....Kimochi Lester....Sugoiiiii N3rHzzZZzzZ.....~

And there you have it. Another post, and 2 more person who are gonna be pissed at me for using their pictures on my blog without their consent! ...The things I do for you...

But no need scare lah..one is in MIRI! and one is in LONDON now...BOOYAHHHH WhatChu gonna do to me now huh????? Come find me in Christchurch, New Zealand lahhh....come lahh...Lai lai lai...Mari Mari...Jom Mari Sambut Selamat Hari Raya Di Christchurch!

haha, that's all for now. I'll update again some other day.

Finally. I. Updated.

HEY.

Aiya sorry lah ok I didn't upload for so damn long! I know VERON sure always come and check out my blog de and will always be so disappointed to see that it's still the same and would cry herself to sleep everynight, praying to god why I wouldnt update my blog and the next time she comes and visit my blog she will be OVERJOYed upon finding this new update because it's as thrilling as milking a cow. Cuz I don't know what to update about...because my life is damn boring here lahh!

Hmm..so what's new about me? Hai shi yi yang de lah ok...
Well...Been doing abit of sparring (fighting) at Bruno's place. He's training this Guy, Mike, who has a match coming up at October, which is like around 3 weeks away. Anyway, abit of background on this guy first. He started training for boxing when he was 16 for 2 years I think? Then he moved to Aussie and didnt had any training for around a year. Then he came back to new zealand and picked up kick boxing and later JiuJitsu. He's now a MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter, and his trainer is BRUNO the MANKILLA!!!.

Now for me. Started boxing last year, 2008. From March-May and then August-September. Don't ask me why got the huge gap I also dun know why ok, maybe it's cuz I no motivation for boxing at all. Then at June I met this Brazillian guy at the gym that I'm going to, and did abit of JiuJitsu and boxing with him. omglahdayindayoutiwaslikeapigintheslaugtherhousejustthateverytimewhenigetslaugheteredrightmybodywillautomaticallygobackintonormalandhavetostartagain.
Then had a break from November till March. 2009, Started doing boxing again, till now, September. So roughly around 6 mths of training.

So anyway...Every Friday now, I'll be going over to Bruno's place to have a sparr with Mike. Last Friday when I was there...lol. Imagine, 4 years experienced fighter VS 6mths Novice fighter with no experience of watesover.



After 20 mins.....

First, a right hook to the temple, (the area beside the eyes), causing temporary concusion on the head and lost of balance.

Then, a left uppercut to the chin (aiya you know where this is lah magu.). causing BLOOD to come out from an old injury.

A right kick to the thigh, causing sudden muscle spasm and collapse of the body to the ground.

Now, I know you all sure will be going like, "Omg Lester Kena rape Chin Chin liao...", "Holy shit..Lester you ok or not?? Don't die my darling boo."-Veron. "Got Bruise ah?" "Aiyo! yang ah! gen ni jiang bu yao boxing liao!" -My mum. "hahah, you noob you suck!"-My lil brother.

BUT WAIT.

Those injuries weren't suffered by me. yeah, you got that right. Mike the 4 years damn pro fighter. although im taller and bigger than him (20kg weight advantage), but still lah, he got over 4 years of exp, dun know how many fights, and he knows muaythai, boxing and jiujitsu. and I NEVER had a match and just started boxing. And the thing is, I wasn't even going 70% cause I abit scare liao when I hit a right on his head, I thought he want pengsan or what you know...almost want give him CPR lol..

But the part where I bajio the most is when I uppercut his chin. At first like nothing de, then I see like, 'eh? how come his neck got red red stuff?? ALOT AGAIN OMG.'. Then I look at my punching gloves (white colour). "O-M-G, why got like red patches de???" Then had to stop the match awhile to clean his cut. I dun know why, but it felt good. and this is not the first time that I made him bleed. Got one in the nose and twice on the mouth and inner lips.

Then, that was just boxing only. Bruno then said, "ok, including legs now.". Wah, he start liao. left right kick..all those muay thai combos. But his kick is like 1% of Bruno's, so macam baby kick your legs lah. Then suddenly I just WHAM. Landed a kick on his left thigh, he straight sit on the ground and started holding and pressing onto his leg. I blurr again cuz I didnt kick hard at all...in my head, 'omg I'm Bruno now meh??'

Then after he rest 1 min, we continue again. This time we go all out, Punching+kicking+takedowns+wrestling+submission. Hai bu he take me down....and on top of me......FOR LIKE 7 SECONDS and then I flip him over and stayed on top of him for over 70 SECONDS. and while on top of him I made it rain. as in rain of fists and elbows. If it was like a couple of months back, he can flip me over damn easy de..but now after Sensei Bruno taught me about how to counter when someone is on top of you, and how to STAY on top of someone, GGGGGG. Then I so cleverly scrapped my leg on the concrete pavement and the skin came off and started bleeding and shit. Then at last we stopped. Cuz of my bleeding feet. I know, pussy right me?!

But I still can do boxing lah....but the thing is, you know when i gave him a left uppercut on the chin? It's still bleeding...and he can feel like the teeh is loosening also. haha, so we just rest awhile under the sun and clean our battle wounds.

My wounds- Scrapped Skin on the Feet caused by ME.
His wounds- Concusion, Bleeding chin, Sore thighs, Sore head.

Anyway, I wanna say to him, Good Luck on you upcoming match on October 2009. May the force be with you. I'll come and support you during your match. Jia You ohh!

Yeah, there you have it. When I'm back to Miri right guys, we all will sparr together ok? Julian Law, Jackie Sim, Daryll Ooi maybe not this one la cuz he sure say what chest pain, leg pain, hand pain, 'notfairlahcibaicuzyouseemysizedamnsmalllikealembikpussy' and so on and so forth. Veron and etc....

I think that's all for now lah, I will try to update again really really soon ok. And sorry for taking such a long time to update! Take care you all! Love you, mwahsss