YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Effing YESS!!

MY exams has ended! The Anal Rape has finally stopped! wohoo!!

I can walk properly again!!! haa!

8 facts about me

I tagged myself.

8 Facts About me.

1) In this year, I've just used 1 bottle of shampoo (still got like 1/4 left), 1 toothpaste (got like 1/4 left too), 1 bottle of shower gel, shaving cream, face wash and hair cream. Kesi right?? LoL, that's because I just use my homestay's and that cibai china boy's stuff! (especially his tooth paste! lol every 3 weeks need to buy new one...and yet he doesnt finds it strange cuz he brushes his teeth ONCE a day.)...and I brush mine like 4-5 times a day...LOL

2) I can honestly say that I havent learnt anything in school this year. NOTHING. I don't know why I'm at school and what are the teachers for. I think this is bullshit, dont you?

3) When I first came here, I cried at the first few months because I miss all of you. HAH! LESTER?? CRY?? OMFG!!!

4) My room looks like the Amazon jungle, like literally, you can find GRASS on the floor, because I go out running sometime. and clothes are everywhere. shoes are all spread apart and my books are like the stars in the sky. Whenever my homestay walks in, they're like a kid in the zoo. But despite all this when they wanted to clean my room, with some form of magic I managed to clean everything up in just 1o minutes.

5) I eat ALOT here. Like ALOT. like for example just yesterday I had a quarter of chicken, 4 potatoes, half a bowl of salad (its a big bowl where we all share from). I gained around 10KGs when I came here. The most was like 16KGs more. haa.

6) I like cats. Do you know who's my one true friend here?? it's my homestay's cat named sky. She's the one who's there whether Im sad or happy and I'm going to miss her when I'm gone.

7) For some reasons, I'm not attracted to girls at all now. OMG serious problem ini...what have y

ou done to me dad.....haha. So, When I'm back to Miri, you guys better cure me.

8) I pee in the sink! shsssshhhh....NEVER tell anyone about this (but abit stupid la hor cuz I post it up in my blog and now everybody knows..haa). Well, it's nearer and I'm lazy to go to the bathroom and besides there's a mirror too :)

10 persons that I'll tag

1)Johnny Tiong

2)Oliver Yee

3) Julian Law

4)Felicity!

5)Ho Li Fen

6) Choo Yee Syuan

7) The BrotherHood

8) Captain Planet Sii Long Win.

The Bus Trip

Well, I haven't updated my blog for quite a few days! haa...so yeah gonna update now la just for the sake of other ppl..

So anyway, I went to this bus trip on Last Saturday! It was my first time! haa. What happens is you get on this party bus and they take you to different clubs for the night. It was my friend's birthday and she asked me to go. and I KNOW that the exam starts in 4 days....haa...

Well it was alright at first I guess. The bus's name is called 'ScrewBalls.' like wtf man?? There werent many ppl in the bus though, like around 20 to 30-ish. There was this one-armed guy, poor him, a bunny, a devil, and this drunken butterfly girl-thing and 4 godzillas (haha!) and some dudes and oh! an Asian boy, me! The first club that we went too was soo boring! well cant blame them though cuz like, who the heck goes to pubs at frickkin 8pm??? Took some pictures over there, well there's not alot of pictures cuz my phone is fcked up but I got some from my friends,

Thats me, the 4 godzillas, the bunny and the skinny guy who's the bf of one of the Godzillas.

Thats me and erm...Roberta?? some stupid name that is..well I dun know her name la ok.

And that's erm..Lara I think. we will just call her the girl in red.

Haha, see all my friends so damn cool right that night? I hate my life...haha after like 30 minutes, we went to another pub. Everyone was really drunk already in the bus, we were dancing and drinking, well not me cuz im very guai de. And it was DISGUSTING, it smelt like sweat+farts in the bus, I don't know if it's only me cuz no one else seems to be bothered by it...Then like shit man, this one armed guy starts to make out with the bunny, like eww! I really wanted to leave this shitty party but I cant cuz we are 30km away from the city. :(

The next pub has a live band, they were alright but the songs they play sucks. Those fugly girls in my bus where like hard-out head banging to some shitty fuck song, "killing in the name of" or some stupid song. Then the next pub was called, 'the clock tower', I danced awhile and drank 4 cups of water. The next pub, I sat on the tables and watch rugby while going to the toilet ALOT to pee. and THANK GOD! that was the last one.

And this goddamn stupid bus driver dun know how so smart just simply drop us at town. When we got down no one knew where we were! and like almost everyone is drunk..ma hai. Then we walked to the city, which we did, eventually. Then everyone else is planning to go clubbing again, (I didnt really feel like it cuz they are too cool for me laa..) but anyway I just follow cuz i dun want to be a pussy. Then like one of them is already really super drunk. We asked her to go back home but nooo..she doesnt want and what did she do?? She lies on the ground, refuses to get up and throws a tantrum. hah! and shes 20 years old. and guess what? the cops came too!! LOL. At the end she went back cuz she doesnt want to be in jail....

And after that it pretty much just ruin the already ruined night. We were walking to the bus exchange and my friends were talking and one of them goes like, "I'm not happy." and some drunk white punks heard it and goes like, "Im not happy too." . and this girl goes, "FUCK YOU!" to them. and for no fking reasons, she comes and grabs my arm, pretending to be my gf. and fuck! if she's pretty then oklaa...but she looks like shrek+donkey combined.

Ma tiao, the guy and his friend walks up and was like,

"hey fuck! come on, you wanna fight?? you bitch, bring it on."

and his friend was like,

"Yeah, come on shit"

And we were just like ignoring them and continuing to walk off. In my head I was like, "Ma ci bai, GG liao lorh....Cibai this Cibaii girl, Ma fuck. tiao..." I wasnt afraid, but im really pissed off cuz I had a bad night and this bitch just made it worse. Then one of the guy tapped my shoulders. I stopped and turned back. and I swear to God that I'm not making this up, that guy literally just shut his mouth and his friend was like planning to walk slowly away and leaving him behind. I really wanted to punch him and stuff but I will get thrown into jail...but man! That guy face went white cuz he thought that I wont stop at all..and he didnt saw me at first, he thought that this girl's 'bf' is just some weak sissy boy. Hah!

But I've gotta give it to him too, he's not that big, he's skinny as fuck actually and I'm one half a head taller than him and he has got the guts to come and confront me, that is what you call brave.

And this cibai bitch, don't know her face how thick there..tiao..IF really fight I will beat her up as well. Didn't even say THANK YOU worh..mcb...

Anyway.....I missed my bus because of all this shit! The last bus doesnt goes pass my place but I have to catch it anyway and get dropped of at Riccarton Mall, which is like 3km away from my place and then from there I had to RUN back home at fking 1am in the morning. Well, it's good cuz I can cool down and get a workout!

So there you go, my night of clubbing. It's pretty shit I think, no wait, it's really shit. But I'm coming back on next Sunday and you Miri People, you better give me a good time! or else...haa.

So Sad man...Bruno is going to Thailand tomorrow for training. I'm going to miss him really bad!! So sad laa.....No one to give me bruises anymore! how sad is that?? Anyway, Good Luck to him on his Match next year. You better become the World Under-21 Champion again or don't come back to find me!

Power rangers! woohoo.

See you soon in 4 months time! Good luck too, have fun training at Thailand!

Good luck to those SPM-ers.

Today is the 1st day of SPM,

and I'm going to put it this way for some of you guys out there.

YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL!

GG LIAO LAA...

HAHAHAHAHA

Well, there's no other way of saying this, but you know that it's true so cheer up, smile. =)



9 more days till my sangat sangat besar punya huge exams!

Graduation

I've Graduated.

10 months in St. Thomas of Canterbury College!!!! hmm, what can I say....

Well it has been a great year, and the whole year was kinda really too easy. Classes were awesome, the students just pretty much sit around and talk, I especially love History, you will never know what the hell is going to come up, one minute it can be watching Dragon Ball Z on YouTube to French Condom Advertisements, and the next it would be about this millionaire dude who built a sex dungeon under his house!

And I think I've done alot of stuff in school in just a year, I was in the Young Entreprise which was disbanded cuz we don't have enough people and cuz we suck! I was in the Weightlifting team which I quitted cuz the trainer sucks and doesnt even show up. and I was in the School's First Five basketball team at Centre, Now, we really SUCK pretty much on the first half of the tournament, with a record breaking of 1 win and 10 loss at the first season, but at the second half we got out FIRST ever VICTORY in God knows how many years. Man, that time was awesome, it was like we were cursed to not being able to shit and pee and that curse was lifted up and now we can shit and pee as much as we want to!

Then I represented my House team, "Marlow" in battle of the bands, which was great. Then I performed my own two songs in my school's musical night which is really cool and! I've got like 9 songs now and I'm in a band, sort of, with this other 15 year old boy...XD and like 8 and half of the songs were by me. Might be doing some gigs next year if I'm lucky, lol. Then I was chosen to be in the International committee which is awesome cuz I get a badge and eat free dimsum!! LOL, it was pretty much like this...

"Ok boys, so just order what you want ok."
"Alrite, thanks."

few minutes of ticking the tiny sheet of paper.

"ok, so there's 4 siew mai, 4 plates of chicken feet, 2 plates of shrimps, 3 plates of deep fried squid, 2 char sao bao, 3 plates of yam something bla bla bla..."
"yea, that's it and can we have a pot of crysanthemum tea too."
"sure thing."

After we have our feast.

"Ok boys, so how are we going to pay?" (Teacher looks at us.)
(I Turn over) "Psst...are we suppose to pay ka?"
Korean boy, Jonathan, China boy, Kuching boy- smiles.
(Teacher pays up.)

XDXDXD

LoL, I think she spent at least a hundred bucks on us! haha...O well, bet that she will remember us for life. We DID thought of paying her, but I've got a dollar and something cents only and this other guy had 20 cents. so fuck it.

Moving on....Came here and gained around roughly 16kg-ish, from 84 to a sexy 101kg! haha. But I was bulking up that time and now im trying to go down to around 88-89, im 92KG now,,.lol. I tried Boxing here cuz I was just too damn bored all the time, and it was pretty cool. Met this sexy Brazilian guy who works as a trainer there and became training partner with him, Bruno. Turns out he's the World Under-21 Mixed Martial Arts Champion and he's going to defend his title next year at 12th January 2009! I've got bruises that were out of this world from this guy! We sparr together sometimes and he teaches me some stuff. It's good to learn and all, but it hurts ALOT, like no joke, it fucking hurts. His Kick's max power is like a car going at 35 miles per hour! and when he kicked me, I couldnt walk properly for 2 mths...

And then! Like 2 days ago at my graduation rehearsal, after it ended we were waiting for the school bus and this guy was like wrestling with the other boys and me being a nice boy and all decided to teach them a few stuff. I told him to choke me from behind, he's like 6'2 and weighs around 110kg. Then I flicked him over and everyone just went @.@. Then for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time, the same thing happened over and over again, I had to stop because I made him bleed. muahahaha, take that u fat ass! Then this other guy came up to me and told me that he wanna sparr with me tommorrow at the school's gym.

The Next day, Sparring day, D-Day. I woke up feeling this unexplainable Joy deep within me. I went to school and waited for him at the Gym. We went to get the key and went in. My sexy History teacher then came in for a workout, and he watched us too.

Anyway, I started teaching him a few moves like what to do when u get choke, taught him what I did to the other guy but with ENHANCEMENTS! lol, I taught him how to break the hand when he drops him. Then, I taught him some groundwork. After that we sparred together, it was submission (see who taps out first). So yea, we had around 7 rounds and he tapped out SEVEN times....SEVEN. I was feeling sooo happy! Cuz I've never ever ever EVER EVER made anyone tap out before...(I've sparred with Bruno around over 100 time and not ONCE did I win...but he is after all the undefeated WORLD champion...lol.) It's a really good feeling knowing that you can beat someone up. The next day he came to school and told me that he's sore all over. His neck hurts, he cant feel his wrists, his shoulders feels like crap and there are MY handprints on his neck. LOL.

Gonna come back in less than 3 week's time. My BIG BIG HUGE SANGAT BESAR PUNYA test is coming up in 2 weeks time, and I've got the whole of next week off for study leave, gonna hopefully study till I shit and pee out blood. and! lol, dun think that I've forgotten about 'The Ultimate Battle Between Two Ferocious Tiger' AND! 'The Marriot Ressurected Bet.' O, it's on baby.

Plus, I will try to direct and make a Bhood Movie! and looking forward to the Bhood Reunion '08 and the 'End of the year cheerleaders and footballers Bhood Party'. lol. Anyway, it's been quite a while since I've done a really long post, so you all should be really happy now!! Thats all for today, love u guys, mwah.

Quote from Johnny Tiong,

".......Anyway I'm practising my tennis these days! Wuuuuu~ Imma pawn you bro when I go back xD..."

WELL....Bring it on! haha


Graduating tomorrow! woohoo....and coming back in 3 weeks time!