Wedding Crasher

haha heyy!! Just got back home from kena rogol by Turbo Ho. That's Ho Ka Yii's nickname now, Ho 'Turbo' Kayii. Kesi or not I ask you??

Turbo had a dance performance today at the Boulevard Restaurant. Ngam ngam my dad also got wedding dinner there, but there's 3 weddings going on at the same time, so have to see if we got fate to meet each other or not lah.

So I texted her,
"eh, your wedding dinner is on the 2nd or 3rd floor? I'm on the 3rd"
"I'm on the 2nd one oh.."

GG ok. I tell my dad that i wanna go with him all for nothing liao de man.... but nevermind because...

*hands over 20 bucks,
"nah, here you go son. you just simply throw into the bowl and just walk in only lah."
"@.@, really ah??"
"Yeah, really lah go ok."

Hai bu gg this? my dad teach me how to crash weddings ok. When I got there I was really scared lorh, cuz got like 4 people sitting by the door with a big ass lists of something. I scare that they will ask if my name on the list or not and i'll have to simply make one billybob name out ok. But very lucky cuz they just ask me to sign nyea.

Then at the wedding I met a 70++ year old friend. Imba ok, I think she got a crush on me. And then got to see Turbo use her hydraulics on the stage, can goyang goyang like when you fill the balloon with water and u pusing pusing it around k. lol gg. After that we all went to eat again and then now im back home cuz i'm too full till can't sleep already.

Nothing much to write lah today, cuz I just wanna tell you all that I lost my wedding-crashing virginity today liao ok. EH, not bad ok? simply throw in ang pao and just walk in and pretend that you know the groom...hai bu just now the girl ask, "You are the groom's friend?", "No, I represent my dad to come cuz he outstation." "Oh, then you must be on the groom's friends side loh.", "Yeah, I think so too."

You got to play it cool ok, when you walk to the table and ask if any of the FIVE seats are taken and they say YES, don't panic. When you walk to another table and ask if any of the SIX seats are taken and they say YES again, dun worry. When you walk to the table beside with THREE empty seats and you ask if it's taken and again they say YES, you'll start to think that they know that you're uninvited guest, but hey, don't panic. Just walk to the person who you think is incharge and go, "hey, I Don't have a Seat.", and can liao ok?

Thats all for now. Take care all of you. Turbo is the best. The seat's cushions damn nice to touch de ok.

2 weeks

2 more weeks and I'm going to be back at Miri! woohooo..

Sorry for not updating for weeks! I'll update soon when I'm back at Miri.

I think.

Maybe.

Yeah I will.

Well, tests coming up next week! Really really got to study lah...

Just now go sparring (fighting) again man...

Got a black eye! hahaa lol my first one hahaa...bt don't worry mum, it's just a small one. Should see how the other guy is man...GG epic fail ok.

Anyway, I've got nothing more to write about. Gonna take a nap now and then study! Take care! Bye!

time 4 change

A MSN Conversation between me and nefiLoH.

haha bet that you don't know who that is!

MUMMMMMYYYYYY!!!

I FEEL BAD!!!!!

awwwww
how come??
what happened?
I still dont know how to ask ><
ohhh
well just be brave and ask
dun worry about the consequences
ahhhh
ahhh
ahhhhh
ahhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I went out with him yesterday.
how was it?
and everything was abnormally quiet..
ohh,
well did u two had a goodtime then
well the next time u two are texting with each other
just be like, "hey can I ask you something?"
and like, just ask lah
lols.
ahh
ahhh
ahhhhh!
oh maybe just do it sometime in the afternoon
morning he sure still blurr blurr de, so wait till afternoon when hes more awake
just go, "hey how are you??"
"hey I'm fine."
ahhhhhhh!
"so...Hey, can I ask you something really important?"
lols.
"yeah sure. go ahead."
"Well, you know, I really like you and all that, and im just dying to know if you like me back also?"
lols
1) "ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha"
tht's so straight forward, ma
did you do tht to dad also?
haha
haha yeahhh
wow
no need to beat around the bush, straight to the action lol
give me the second option
or 2) "Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you."
and then u will go, "Alrite find.Watch out when you go out next time."
"Hmph? What?"
I'm just saying..People nowadays drive carelessly."
lols.
3rd lerh?
3) "omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell"
hahahas.
hahahaha
hahahha
hahhahaha
hahha
but it's so weird la,,
i 'm girl doing this
yeah, so basically these are the 3 endings lah
haha
it's not weird ok
it's revolutionary.
it's time for a change
lols.
REALLY OK.
omg, i would be so flattered if got girl do that to me
now u should dedicate a blogpost for me (haibu dedicate a post for you..)
about women's revolution
hahaha
hahaha yeah! I think i should! lol
lols.
yay
yeah. you'll be one of the early pioneers

lols.
so dont just because of 'it feels weird' stop you from doing it
lols.
just do it
Just think of what spiderman would do

Yeah, you got that right. It's time for a change! It has been like what? a couple hundred of years already that guys are making the first move towards girls. All those 'Hey do you like me?" , "you wanna be my gf?" are all initiated by guys! And it's getting alil bit dull and boring already. Girls should start making the first moves ok, don't shy shy lah.

Like you know that famous upside-down kiss scene in Spiderman? Wouldn't it be cooler if it was Mary-Jane who was hanging upside-down instead of Peter Parker!? Man...I tell you the film earnings would be doubled ok. First cuz it's Mary-Jane hanging upside down! Then..it's because she's wearing a skirt...lol..and then..her shirt isnt tucked in....hahaa! But that's not the point k! lol.

So I know it'll be really unnerving and scary to do this girls, but don't be. There's usually 3 possible outcomes as mentioned above. And usually, the outcome is 1 (ooh?..Well..yeah. I kinda like you eh..haha) or 3 (omg! I'm dying to tell u tat I like you but im jsut too scared and I dun know when is the right time to tell). No.2 (Hmm..sorry I dont like you. Sorry if I hurt you) will rarely occur; unless you look like Shrek+Freddy+Jason+Barney+Bald Britney+Paris Hilton's Upskirt. Guys will be totally flattered one I tell you!

Anyway, I will update again when I get back to nifeloh! lol wish her luck!!

No Life

It's Saturday.
It's 8.01pm now,
I'm listening to "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass"-Blink 182.
I. Have. No. Life.


Lol, you know my life now damn sad lah. So for those of you who thinks that Lester Lai is living da life, well he's not! his life seems awesome because of the way and style used by him in writing his blog, often with unnecessary exageration and amazing choice of words.

Haha, Well honestly I have no idea on what to update on, but let's see what we'll come to at the end of this post.

Today all I did was be a pig. I woke up at 10 am, had breakfast and stuff. Then I decided to lie down on my bed and when I opened my eyes it was 11.45am. So I woke up AGAIN, and went to cook lunch. Had lunch and washed the dishes and the time was 1.35pm. Went on MSN and then somehow decided to lie down again and omglah, when I open, shitdamnitcraptahisangatbusuk, 3.05pm.

I was suppose to meet up with a friend at gym at 3pm today de. But heng, he text me and say that he will be alittle late... "ok, I be there in 10 mins k", that's what he sent at 3.15pm. I reached there at 3.40 pm, and moments later i saw him coming in from the entrance...yea, 'be there in 10 mins'...yea right.

Did legs today at gym. Just squats and stuff, gotta make my ass nice and firm and round for the ladies, veron i know u love my ass very much and u want to squeeze it everytime u see it and spread nuttela on it and then lick it up good. There were 3 of us, me, Lim and Jim. 3 people working out together abit sohai loh...cuz rest period damn long and then will talk more...but nvm, I do heavier weights cuz have longer rests. So how 'heavy' does heavy means to me. well, a comparison of the weights done by me and Lim+Jim.

Bench Press
Squats
Biceps Curls
DeadLifts.

So this are the 4 major basic lifts that people usually use to measure their strength and stuff lah.

• Bench- 110lb
• Squats-133lb
• Bicep curls-45lb
• Deadlifts-133lb

Those are the max weight that my friends used. Not bad already lah, cuz their weight are on average 70kg, one is 69.5, on is 70.1....

And now, here are mine...

• Bench- 220lb
• Squats- 265lb
• Bicep Curls- 90lb
• DeadLifts- 353lb

Now you know what separate the Men from the Boys. LoL... if in kg lah, u just divide it by 2 nyea ok..lol so in reality, it isnt that kik, i just use LB to make it look more hardcore! hahaa

Time for some pictures. Cuz I know how y'all love my pictures with those weird random captions beneath them...

And cuz my life is so sad now, means that I dun take any new pictures at all...so instead, i will just upload some old pics!

~You wanna lick my ice cream?~

~Gimme Gimme...~

~Uuuuuyeahhh girl...you sure know how to lick your ice cream...~

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~Mmm.....Kimochi Lester....Sugoiiiii N3rHzzZZzzZ.....~

And there you have it. Another post, and 2 more person who are gonna be pissed at me for using their pictures on my blog without their consent! ...The things I do for you...

But no need scare lah..one is in MIRI! and one is in LONDON now...BOOYAHHHH WhatChu gonna do to me now huh????? Come find me in Christchurch, New Zealand lahhh....come lahh...Lai lai lai...Mari Mari...Jom Mari Sambut Selamat Hari Raya Di Christchurch!

haha, that's all for now. I'll update again some other day.

Finally. I. Updated.

HEY.

Aiya sorry lah ok I didn't upload for so damn long! I know VERON sure always come and check out my blog de and will always be so disappointed to see that it's still the same and would cry herself to sleep everynight, praying to god why I wouldnt update my blog and the next time she comes and visit my blog she will be OVERJOYed upon finding this new update because it's as thrilling as milking a cow. Cuz I don't know what to update about...because my life is damn boring here lahh!

Hmm..so what's new about me? Hai shi yi yang de lah ok...
Well...Been doing abit of sparring (fighting) at Bruno's place. He's training this Guy, Mike, who has a match coming up at October, which is like around 3 weeks away. Anyway, abit of background on this guy first. He started training for boxing when he was 16 for 2 years I think? Then he moved to Aussie and didnt had any training for around a year. Then he came back to new zealand and picked up kick boxing and later JiuJitsu. He's now a MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter, and his trainer is BRUNO the MANKILLA!!!.

Now for me. Started boxing last year, 2008. From March-May and then August-September. Don't ask me why got the huge gap I also dun know why ok, maybe it's cuz I no motivation for boxing at all. Then at June I met this Brazillian guy at the gym that I'm going to, and did abit of JiuJitsu and boxing with him. omglahdayindayoutiwaslikeapigintheslaugtherhousejustthateverytimewhenigetslaugheteredrightmybodywillautomaticallygobackintonormalandhavetostartagain.
Then had a break from November till March. 2009, Started doing boxing again, till now, September. So roughly around 6 mths of training.

So anyway...Every Friday now, I'll be going over to Bruno's place to have a sparr with Mike. Last Friday when I was there...lol. Imagine, 4 years experienced fighter VS 6mths Novice fighter with no experience of watesover.



After 20 mins.....

First, a right hook to the temple, (the area beside the eyes), causing temporary concusion on the head and lost of balance.

Then, a left uppercut to the chin (aiya you know where this is lah magu.). causing BLOOD to come out from an old injury.

A right kick to the thigh, causing sudden muscle spasm and collapse of the body to the ground.

Now, I know you all sure will be going like, "Omg Lester Kena rape Chin Chin liao...", "Holy shit..Lester you ok or not?? Don't die my darling boo."-Veron. "Got Bruise ah?" "Aiyo! yang ah! gen ni jiang bu yao boxing liao!" -My mum. "hahah, you noob you suck!"-My lil brother.

BUT WAIT.

Those injuries weren't suffered by me. yeah, you got that right. Mike the 4 years damn pro fighter. although im taller and bigger than him (20kg weight advantage), but still lah, he got over 4 years of exp, dun know how many fights, and he knows muaythai, boxing and jiujitsu. and I NEVER had a match and just started boxing. And the thing is, I wasn't even going 70% cause I abit scare liao when I hit a right on his head, I thought he want pengsan or what you know...almost want give him CPR lol..

But the part where I bajio the most is when I uppercut his chin. At first like nothing de, then I see like, 'eh? how come his neck got red red stuff?? ALOT AGAIN OMG.'. Then I look at my punching gloves (white colour). "O-M-G, why got like red patches de???" Then had to stop the match awhile to clean his cut. I dun know why, but it felt good. and this is not the first time that I made him bleed. Got one in the nose and twice on the mouth and inner lips.

Then, that was just boxing only. Bruno then said, "ok, including legs now.". Wah, he start liao. left right kick..all those muay thai combos. But his kick is like 1% of Bruno's, so macam baby kick your legs lah. Then suddenly I just WHAM. Landed a kick on his left thigh, he straight sit on the ground and started holding and pressing onto his leg. I blurr again cuz I didnt kick hard at all...in my head, 'omg I'm Bruno now meh??'

Then after he rest 1 min, we continue again. This time we go all out, Punching+kicking+takedowns+wrestling+submission. Hai bu he take me down....and on top of me......FOR LIKE 7 SECONDS and then I flip him over and stayed on top of him for over 70 SECONDS. and while on top of him I made it rain. as in rain of fists and elbows. If it was like a couple of months back, he can flip me over damn easy de..but now after Sensei Bruno taught me about how to counter when someone is on top of you, and how to STAY on top of someone, GGGGGG. Then I so cleverly scrapped my leg on the concrete pavement and the skin came off and started bleeding and shit. Then at last we stopped. Cuz of my bleeding feet. I know, pussy right me?!

But I still can do boxing lah....but the thing is, you know when i gave him a left uppercut on the chin? It's still bleeding...and he can feel like the teeh is loosening also. haha, so we just rest awhile under the sun and clean our battle wounds.

My wounds- Scrapped Skin on the Feet caused by ME.
His wounds- Concusion, Bleeding chin, Sore thighs, Sore head.

Anyway, I wanna say to him, Good Luck on you upcoming match on October 2009. May the force be with you. I'll come and support you during your match. Jia You ohh!

Yeah, there you have it. When I'm back to Miri right guys, we all will sparr together ok? Julian Law, Jackie Sim, Daryll Ooi maybe not this one la cuz he sure say what chest pain, leg pain, hand pain, 'notfairlahcibaicuzyouseemysizedamnsmalllikealembikpussy' and so on and so forth. Veron and etc....

I think that's all for now lah, I will try to update again really really soon ok. And sorry for taking such a long time to update! Take care you all! Love you, mwahsss

Pancakes

Well y'all have heard about the day Daryll cut my hair.

Now y'all are gonna hear about the day I had pancakes.

Not the Dog.

So anyway, in my attempt to gain 6KG in 4 weeks time while on my stay in Melbourne, one of the many various techniques and methods used is 'The-Eat-Pancakes' Method.

But first, before I start...Let me present to you the new hair style!

"The Lightning Rode"

It's fairly simple to replicate. It's Cool, It's Hip, and It's Pointy.

Guys thinks that it's awesome and Girls thinks that it's sexy.

Model: Julian Law

Say you're walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night.

You hear footsteps.

You quicken your pace.

Shortly, you can hear the footsteps pick up the pace too.

You start to panic for it's obvious that no good ending is to come.

What to do?

What can you do??

You're like a helpless bunny about to be dissected by a form 4 Biology class......

What CAN you do????

No worries, with the lightning rode style, you may have a chance of survival.

How you ask??

Easy. Once you estimated the attacker to be at a 5cm radius,

quickly pretended u drop something and go, "Oops! I dropped something."

Then when he/she/it/they least expected...

you suddenly rise up and impale them with ur pointy tip yes i can impale multiple bodies in on go

Not are they only just suitable for guys.

Model: Caitlin

Chics can totally rock the lightning too~!

See how she's having this sweet adorable smile?

That's cuz that she knows that she's safe and secured!

So why are u still with ur usual hairstyle?

Why wait?

Why wait and risk death?

Act now.

Yes. You. Can.

Anyway, enough of that. You want to follow jiu follow, you don't want then when your slowly being stabbed to death by a assailant don't come blaming. I tried to help. But nooo.....

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Back to the Pancakes thingy.

Caitlin initiates the first of many pancakes to come. or could it be that someone else is cooking the pancakes just that she ask that person to move aside to take a picture as if SHE's the one who's making the pancakes?

The ice cream was brought out, Chocolates were melted into liquidfied heavenly juices and the table was set. There weren't much pictures of the actual pancakes eating process because everyone was too engaged in the pancakes. and also we don't want the camera to have stains.

BUT, got the after-pictures lah.

~Damn Imba woii!~

Quick Note: Imba is a term use to desribe something that is too overly exceedingly awesome. It's a noun, a verb and an adjective, like the word 'Fuck' and 'Cibai'. But unlike the two mentioned words, Imba supersedes them by having it's own hand gesture which is demonstrated later in the pictures.

So cailtin, how was the pancakes??

IMBA!

What about you Ron? You likey them pancakes?

Magu, you see my smile so cute....IMBA!

Goku, what about you? Like the pancakes or not?

Dude, the spoon is still in my mouth. I just can't get enough of it. one word.

IMBA






Eh SexGod, how's the pancakes?

Having me (SexGod) saying this, that THIS (the pancakes) is better than Sex itself can show you the imbaness of them.

What about me?

omg see how my eyes are still shut tight in estacy??

IMBA ok!

Adidas no.1. you like it or not?

I give this no.1.

IMBA!

and I feel like I've grown taller now!

IMBA! IMBA! IMBA!

And any imba events wouldnt be completed without some hardcore banana sucking action.

Yeah work your stuff babe. *slurrppp.

~I will post up a video on the next post about the pancakes ok.

The Haircut

Today I shall tell y'all the story about the day Daryll Ooi cut my hair.

It was towards the end of June, on a cool midsummer Melbourne night at roughly around 2.am in the morning. A group of Sohais got nothing to do. So me being Lester suddenly said.

"Eh Daryll ah."

"what dude?"

"You want cut my hair?"

*5 seconds stun

"Ok...cibai seriously ah?"

"Yeah Dude, you got scissors or not?"

"Yeah wait ah, OIII CAITLIN get the scissors!"

"whaat??? for what?"

"I'm gonna give Lester a Haircut!"

*5 seconds stun.

"OK!"

"OK!"

"OK! gg."

:O

So we placed some papers on the floor and then took a chair.

And so it begins.

Daryll and the sohai pink scissors

Omg sure epic fail de i know you see he havent even cut a single strain of hair the expression already become so twistedly hardcore holyshitimaginehowitwillbewhenheactuallycuts it?!

Before Pictures

Front

Back


Side

And like a pro Daryll cut my hair

"Dude careful ok, dun cut my ears."

"magu ni yao siang xin wo de ok."

*10minutes later

"eh, you got problem isit? 10mins liao still cut there!?"

"Dude can you shut up or not? I concentrating lahh.."

"Magu..10 minutes liao still no change at all. You sure ka?"

"Dude, Shut up."

*30 minutes later.

Different angle shot of Daryll cutting my hair.

"Woiii....you seriously kidding me isit?" "Almost lah shut up lah cibai."


Finally, he moved on to other areas....



The Dogs also wait him cut my hair till sien. btw the dog de hair is also daryll cut de ok. damn pro right? gg.

Ok, finally after an incredible period of time, it is finally done!

Before the haircut.....

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NAHHHHHHH

I know. Look like some guy from Doraemon or something right?

V(^.^)*;

So that's the story about the day Daryll cut my hair. Life is short ok, go hard. Not bad lah the haircut, I think very good di. I also think better than the dogs de haircut! hahaa





Well that's all for now. I'll update again when I feel like it ok.

Sweet dreams How Ven. You dun wanna know what was in ur mouth ok.

Tagged by Kayii

1. Besides your lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
♥ Well, I'll tell you but it's not appropriate to say it out loud here. Haha, but if u want to find out just tell me ;) lol....

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
♥ I wanna go back to bed, but im so hungry...so fuck it.

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
♥ Some sohai taiwan girl in a ghost mask pretending to rape me from behind.

4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?
♥ Nope.

5.Will you ever donate blood?
♥ How much you want?

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
♥ Yeah, lots of them...

7.Do you want someone to be dead?
♥ Nope

8.What does your last text message say ?
♥ Hey can you come over? I wanna hold you....haha nah joking, it's "Lol. Do now! I text u later. Hav ta do my presentation stuff. Its half half de ah! N tomo i present!"

9.What are you thinking right now?
♥ How come Kayii de neng so big and how can she do 100o times on the hula hoop. I should start on my essay but I don't feel like it. I wonder what my dad will do if I come back with my purple hair and omg, that russian chick from boxing was so hot and i think she gots the hots for me.

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?
♥ Yeah!

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?
♥ 1am

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
♥ Miri!

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
♥ Yeah, you baby.

14. 10 CREATURES to do this quiz .THIS IS an ORDER !
1. Emma
2. June
3. Johnny Tiong
4. Oliver Yee
5. Grace
6. Cassandra
7. Kendrick
8.Lifen
9. Kimberley
10. Sii Long Win


15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
♥ Some sexy sexy sexy guy name Marvin.

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
♥ I want say Female, but too bad he's a male.

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together, would it be good?
♥ YEAH OF CUZ. PEDOPHILIA TO THE MAX BABEH! hahaha

18. What is no.1 studying about?
♥ Form 2

19.when was the last time you chatted with them ?
♥ At night time i guess

20. Is no. 4 single?
♥ Yes.

21. Say something about no.2?
♥ OMG, she's awesome. She's into bukakke, BDSM, Whipping, Oyster with Extra Cheese. She's nice, hawt and she can shake it like it's hot.

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?
♥ That will be, AWESOME. and I would be the third person!

23. Describe no.9.
♥ one word. EPIC. her nose damn eng dao de. but cannot stare too long, cuz u will see fists coming. but she damn hot de la, very eng dao and charming now le. She's at perth and she likes yellow coloured stuff and long walks in the malls. She looks really cute in bikinis and her eyes are real nice.

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?
♥ It will be like all hell breaking out, 10 times better than the '300' movie!

25. Do you like no.8?
♥ Yeah. She came out from my pussy, literally. My daughter man!

Adventures of Goku

QUOTE OF THE DAY: I must confess that my loneliness Is killin me now. Dont you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign, hit me baby one more time.

First things first, Jackie Sim (The dude in green and grey striped hoodie) is now known as Goku. He's on a conquest to find and gather the seven dragon balls ( in which when all seven are together, a magical super cool very long de dragon will appear and grant one perfect wish.) But just being called Goku doesn't make you Goku, if you know what I mean. One will have to look the part and act the part.

Which brings us to part one of the Dragon Balls journey which takes place in SwineFluLaLaLand (Melbourne).

Goku with the Shitspitter, Juelze Crown and Ronald 'sorrymyfingermightendupinyourbumhole' Teh.

So... We have:

4 guys on a couch, with

2 little dogs; waffles and pancakes, on

1 couch...with...

Ronald 'sorrymyfingermightendupinyourbumhole' Teh in action with Juelze Crown.

note the pre-orgasmic facial expression of Julian.

*Ground Trembles and Cracks

OOOOOYEAAAHHHH BAAAABIIIIIII!!!!!!

And what do you get when the ground trembles and cracks??

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!!~The-Magical-Dragon-Juice-of-Ultimate-Power-which-One-Must-Consume-In-Order-to-Obtain-the-Seven-Balls-of-the-Mighty-Dragon~!!

QUOTES FROM GOKU:

" Kids, Remember to eat up your protein

so you can Grow Big and Strong,

Just like me."

&

"With Great Quantity of Protein,

Comes, Great Amount of Kame Kame Ha."

Goku in Action mixing the Dragon Juice

When Suddenly...

Oh Noo! We've run out of Protein! Watever shall we do now??

"No worries, I've got backup. Just ready 5 cans of RedBull for me! ROAR!"

10 minutes and 5 cans of RedBull later....

We got it!

Now with the preparation part done with, comes the hard bit, the physical process of the application of the Dragon Juice. Only one who's of pure and innocent soul can survive, others will suffer an eternal fiery damnation in the darkest pitts of hell.

So Let's Go.

I've got my Super Badass Cape on now, Im ready.

Just Do it

Wuuh, what's this tingling sensation that I'm feeling....

It feels so Wrong...

Yet, so Right.

"Well...you see, my dear JuJu.

When a boy comes to a certain age...

he will experience certain changes, like the growth of.........."

40 days and 40 nights later...

It is Done

GG Hai Bu Done this

After even more Proteins,

*Psssst.... steam comes out from the asshole

"I want Nobody Nobody but you."

"You want Nobody Nobody but Me."

And so, Goku got his hair now. He's one step closer to gathering all 7 dragon balls but most important is that he found two trusty companions which means all the world to him and he will always make nutella milk chocolate drink for them and download movies for them to watch because he's soooo grateful for meeting these two people and will forever remember them and never ever forget them no matter how old or wrinkly he becomes.

Stay Tuned for the next Adventures of Goku.