OMFG

.We are in the Semi-Finals!

XDXD

Tomorrow we are going up against Riccarton High. The match starts at 5.00pm, at St. Thomas of Canterbury College. You're in my homeground, bitch! haha...well, hope we can win! XD.

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Well.....for these past 2 days, nothing much has been goin on. But cuz I love u guys so much and dun want to disappoint you all when you come and visit my blog, I HAD to post up something....

Hmm....China Boy hasnt been that much of a Bitch lately, well, he was 'sick' yesterday. so YEAH! and today he was almost a bitch but then I ran out and went to the mall.

and ermm.....I started boxing again. Went back there yesterday. It was hard. It was hot. It was sexy.

This Friday's bball match is a very important one! IF we WIN that match, we are going to the semi-finals, well that's what I heard la....I was like, 'Dude, can we even qualify kaa???', but apparently, we almost did. and guess what!? We aren't the LAST team! it's Riccarton high! lol, I think we are like the 2nd or 3rd last eh?? but yea, anyway, This Friday, it's do or die. If we lose, then my basketball career ENDS. XDXD....

the first victory.

First of all, My team is the one with '43'. so, FUCK YEAH!!!! We finally WON our first EVER match. We were up against St.Andrews, who we played against during the last term and they beat the shit out of us....36-68 (or something like that.) They had a 30 points lead!



The Game starts at 6.40pm. The starting 5 were ME, as usual, Josh, Tione, Luke, and Fa tu. (though u dun know anyone of them, i just mention nyea laa.) This are the meanest, baddest players in the team, World...be fearful.


And as usual, Im the one who's doing the Jump Ball, AGAIN! and I never get it...and YET, they still ask me to do it. This time I just simply jump only and run back straight away. We were the team tht scored the first basket! which was awesome. 2-0. At the 1st half, we were leading by TEN point! OMGFUCKINGAMAZINGRIGHT??? 28-17. and 10 points were by yours truly thank you very much. Our rebounds were crazily terrfying, The other team were sooo afraid that they TRIPLED team me and knocked against my right calves, which really hurts!! =(. But I was too hyped up to be stop by some stupid injury. I went to sit on the bench for 5 mins.


the 2nd half starts, Im still resting. The other team starts to catch up! It was really intense! 15 minutes into the game, we were still leading, but only by 4 points. I came out again to rest my legs, really painful laa...Then suddenly like 2 minutes before the game ends, the opponents scored a 3 pointer, which made the score tied! 41-41!!


My coach was in super hyper crazy mode. "REF!!! SUB!!" pulled some guy out and push me in. "Give it your all lester!" I blew him a kiss and off I go to the battle field, which is really kinda like a battle field...hehe.


when i got in there was around 1 minutes and 40 seconds left. Everyone was trying to get the winning basket. Everyone was fouling everyone! I think I got myself into 4 fouls or more...and one of the players got told of in my team for being too aggresive. XD



So, for about 55secs or so, we were basically just running back and forth with the ball, slapping and running into each other, missing the basket and then fighting for the rebound (which like, 90% of the time were by us. =) ).


40 Secs left, the opponents suddenly got the ball and one of them rushes to our side, all of us were like (in slow motion.) 'NOOooooooooooo' *hands on cheeks. but 2 of our players sprinted back. and THANK GOD, he missed the shot. They got the rebound and I ran back as fast as i could to the other side.



We took the first shot. MISSED!!! I took the rebound and took another shot, mahai..MISSED again! and then by some magical powers, I managed to get the rebound again. turned and passed to another player. He shoots...and it goes in!!


7 secs left.......BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP...The game ends.



We were looking at each other, then we turned and see the score. The punk who got told off was shouting with joy at the other end already. All of us were still in a dream state.

"Did we just win?"
"erm...yeah..I think we did!"
"OMG!!!!! YEAAAAHHHH!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"
*everyone jumps up and down and hugs each other.


And yes, there was a big group hug that was full of Man-Love.


So the score is 43-41, It was such a memorable day, we finally WON a match! yeeehaaa! St. Andrews were still recovering from the shock, and I think that their coach is in a Coma state or something like that. We shook hands with the other team and off we go...


I'm going to a party after the match. It's a cocktail hollywood themed party.



I took the bus home to have dinner and prepare for the party. I was suppose to meet Samreet (that tall indian guy from st.co.) and we are gonna go there together.

This is what I wore, a $3.50 hat with a $5.00 necklace, my DAD's shirt and my DAD's Jacket. LOL.......but I think I still look alrite laa..

The party starts at 10pm. We met up at around 9.55 or something like that. Sam was delusional or something cuz he had to walked back to his back THREE times....

but anyway, we got to the place at around 10.30pm. where the people are still decorating the place!! and we just stood there like some idiot. At around 11-ish, people baru start coming in....Then the bouncer starts to check for ID, and Sam forgotten his ID, so he had to hide in the toilet while I keep watch for him! haha....

Bruno was there too!

me and Bruno. and as u can see, my face is a little red from ONE cup of COCKTAIL...*blushes.
I suck at drinking, so dun bully me.

Then I met this 2 girls, Clara and watshername?? I think its mary or something like that. We danced for the whole night long! yea babeh... and I quote, 'hey lester.u are a fantastic dancer so u get a heart ;Di still find it hard to believe u havnt danced b4, u must b a natural.had lotsa fun and looking forward to another dance" but i think she was just being nice cuz i cant dance for shit...

Then we went to this Irish Pub to watch this live band performing! It was awesome.. lol, we were embracing each other's present. winkwink* ahem...

Went back home at around 5am the next day....and My ears has a ringing sound, which lasted till Sunday, today. =(. Help mee....

anyway, that's all for today guys. Was supposed to go Boxing today but my leg is too fucked, so next time laa. =) . byee, love u guyss.

Jack of all trades

Well, havent post anything up here for ages! Sorry about that! i was erm...busy. haha

anyway, A new boy from China just came here 4 days ago. and it's so FUCKING ANNOYING. chaocibaiwobanidemamaSAKtiao. Im like his slave or something, that stupid asshole, go back to your country la! diaooo...... on the first day that he came here, I had to be the stupid translator, and u guys know how my chinese's like right? Can make the teacher vomit blood de!!
so...
Day 1
I became the translator. and also the Secretary. Cuz this dumbass wants to calls the Telstra company but doesnt know how to do it.

Day 2
I still am the translator, and Secretary. Called the Telstra people today, fucking hell...wasted an hour plus of my life with that stupid retard. Today I became his tour guide too. Had to walk with him to buy a calling card to call to china. I also became a playmate. Had to play bball with him. and that bastard wont leave me alone! I want to watch Tv also cant!? oh yea, Im also a teacher. Cibai him, I wanna watch my CSI: Miami also cannot ah! Got this freaking idiot beside me asking me all sort of questions. (in chinese) "how to say carrots in english?" "how to say egg yolk in chinese?" "how to say egg white in english?" "how to say egg shells in english?" "how do u say always in english?" and so on and so forth. Damn annoying laa

Day 3
Cibai, Still am a translator, and today his Cook too. Had to fucking Boil egg for him...tiao....Still am the Secretary....The Telstra ppl called me and i had to take a message and give it to that shithead. I was his bodyguard today too...he wanted to go buy top up for his phone again. Cibai, had to walk with him in the cold night....and yea, Teacher too...had to listen and answer his stupid nonsensical questions and slave too....When I was making tea for MYSELF, he was like, "may u making me a cup of tea?" *grins. which makes me a tea maker! and I had to be a saint today too....cuz I had to resist myself from beating the crap out of him...AND, I had to be his dictionary too....mahai, i want to eat dinner also cant! keep on asking me stupid questions. and he forgot how to say CARROTS fking SIX times...man, how can a human being forget the word CARROT SIX TIMES aHHH???? and after dinner, i had to wash and clean up his plates again! tiao, tambah dishwasher lagi lorh. and havent finished yet! he saw my guitar and he wants me to teach him. Cibai, u want me to slap u har???????? I taught him abit last night, which makes me his guitar tutor too.


Day 4
Well, today Im still a translator, had to boil egg for him again, so im a cook too. and a Secretary too cuz the telstra ppl called me at school today to comfirm the appointment. The teacher cuz AGAIN, he had to ask me lots of stuff. and of course A Saint too, cuz his head is still on his neck. and yea, a dictionary too! and today got new edition.....his Alarm clock! motherF....I had to wake him up cuz this idiot couldnt wake up himself....I know that later in the day Im goin to be a dishwasher, tea maker, guitar tutor, playmate and secretary again..

So as you all can probably see...Im not feeling really happy now. In fact I feel like raping him and then chopping up his limbs and left him at Haghley park and bleed to death. FUCK man.....I did not come to Christchurch for this, this is bullshit. worse than bullshit! Donkeycrap!!

and, I have another game tonight. Its against St. Andrews college, at 6.40pm. If I lose again, Im gonna be so freaking pissed I tell you. Well, wish me luck guys! and hope tat idiot goes back to china....

ps. he's gonna be here till December. =(, help me.... :''''''''(

Tony and Buck

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"if you are an underage girl living in Christchuch you would have heard or even MET with Lester Lai Hsein Yang." -Aaron Tham, 4th July, 2008. The Brotherhood blog.






Well Guys. I've completed my Script! Took me a total of 45 minutes to do it! haha....





Here are the Characters.

This here is Tony, as you can see he's a seal.

And this here is Buck, as u can also see too, he's also a seal.

And this little fellow here is Pipit, he likes knitting and mud wrestling.

And This here is....the Keeper. He's allergic to cats and enjoys D.O.T.A

“Freedom” is the story about 2 seals, Tony and Buck and their journey to escape from the Aquatic Centre. It’s sort of like a symbolic drama about people that are confined or imprisoned with the desire to be free , but with a twist. It’s more of a fantasy story.

Freedom.


The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.


Buck: oh dear, here we go again..... Tony, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Tony: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Buck: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Tony: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!.....Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!

Curtain closes.

That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.

Curtain opens.

Tony: Hey Buck, Why do stars shine?
Buck: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Tony: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Buck: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Tony: Yea yea, whatever….
Buck: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Tony: Stars, I guess.
Buck: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Tony: Yea…me too…
Buck: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Tony: huh?? Oh….yea…..

They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.

Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)

“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”

Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!

They went back to sleep.

Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….

Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….

Curtain closes.

The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.

Curtain opens.

Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck: dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!

Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….

Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.

Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.

Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!

Buck climbs up again and falls again.

Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…

Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.

Minutes later…

Buck: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?

Tony secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.

Buck : ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Tony extends his arms). Tony, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.

Tony: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Buck: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Tony: The who??
Buck: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Tony: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Buck: shut up and help me figure something up.
Tony: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Buck: Yea, like what?
Tony: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Buck: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Tony: Oh yea….darn it.

They tried several ideas but none of them worked.

Buck: TONY! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Tony: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Buck: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Tony: erm….nope…
Buck: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Tony: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..

They brainstormed for ideas.

Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Tony Looks at Buck’s wings, then back to Buck.

Buck: Dude
Tony: Dude.
Buck: Dude no. NO.
Tony: You know that it's the only way.
Buck: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Tony: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Buck: BUCK. NO.
Tony: I will give u a massage.
Buck: No.
Tony: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Buck: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Tony: Fine fine….

(Buck turns around, deep in thought.)

Tony picks up a rock, and tries to approach Buck.

Buck: Tony, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Tony: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock

(Tony walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Buck and raises his hand.)

Buck: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Tony: OH! Hehe….. (puts down the rock and sits on the ground.)

Buck looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.

Buck: (looks at his wings), then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Tony:…but….but…but….What about me???
Buck: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Tony: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Buck: Salmons??
Tony: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. (impales one to each of his hands.)
Buck: Dude, your joking right??
Tony: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Buck: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Tony: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Buck: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…

Tony takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.

Buck: *struggles not to laugh.
Tony: *Gets up. Not a word.
Buck: SEE! It wont work!
Tony: (ignores and flaps again.) And again, falls face first. Arrghh!!!
Buck: Come on Tony, you’re hurting yourself.
Tony: (Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.)
Buck: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God…..

THUMP!

Tony gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up.

Buck: Dude! Jump again! Maybe it will work this time!
Tony: …….or MAYBE….we are using the WRONG FISH!!!
Buck: Don’t you dare touch my tuna….
Tony: awww, come on! Be a man.
Buck: It’s not the fish! It’s YOU!!!
Tony: ME?? How can it be me??
Buck: Dude, Look at yourself!! U have flippers for God’s sake…FLIPPERS.
Tony: OH….No wonder…Then I know what needs to be done.
Buck: what?
Tony: (Looks at his flippers then to Buck)
Buck: MAN!! NOO!! What’s with you and chopping up body parts??
Tony: You know that this is the only way dude.
Buck: No, you’re crazy okk!! CRAZY!!
Tony: Come on…be a sport!
Buck: NO, TONY. We will figure something else up.


A group of penguins walks up. They acts as if they are warriors from the Spartans age. The one who seems to be the leader of the pack walks up.


Pipit: My name is Burung Pipit. Me and my man will help.
Buck: How?.....why?
Pipit: Cuz we admire ur plan to break out from this place…You guys are sick and tired of the way the Keeper use you….jumping thru hoops and all tat…
Tony: Psst…..I tot we want to break out cuz we want to hide ur wings?
Buck: Shssshh….just shut up. We need all the help that we can get alrite.
Tony: alrite alrite…
Buck: Yeah….I ….WE, are sick and tired of being pushed around. We must put this to an end once and for all. No more will we be forced to bow down to their cruel treatment, I dream of a day where seals and penguins could run free in the wild, where we will be more than just part of a show but stars of our own very shows! and that day….that day my friend, is now..*pauses for a moment of deep thought… So how exactly are you gonna help us out?
Tony: Yea, we tried Mud, salmons….they all failed, and I asked Tony to…

Buck pulls Tony aside.

Buck: Tony, for pete’s sake….. Drop it……
Tony: You know that it’s going to work, you’re just jealous.
Buck: Jealous of what??
Tony: Cuz ur afraid that I will be able to fly!
Buck: ME? JEALOUS? You think that I will be jealous of a flipperless seal??
Tony: that’s not the point! Ur just afraid tat I could fly better than you!
Buck: for the last time Tony, im not gonna do it!! Ok?!

Burung Pipit interrupts.

Pipit: Erm, My good man, Tony…we must start planning now.
Buck: Oh yes, most certainly, sorry about that.

(Turns to Tony.)

Buck: alrite Tony, no more bullcrap now.
Tony: Fine! But im not done with you yet! We are gonna continue this later!
Buck: Sweet mother of…..*turns back to Pipit. So what do u have in mind??
Pipit: Ok, so, here’s the plan, me and my boys are going to distract the keeper, while you, wing boy will fly out and get the keys.. Then u unlock the door and we will all be free!!
Buck: there’s just one little problem….
Pipit: What?
Buck: I dun know how to fly yet.
Pipit: Say what?! you serious??
Tony: Yea, dead serious. He can’t fly for shit, he will just drop like a stone…BUT I might be able to….
Pipit: huh? You….
Buck: *interrupts. Tony! Stop it!
Tony: Jeezzz….fine!. (Turns to the penguin.) Oh nothing…
Pipit: Well, my son, u have to believe in yourself and everything will be made possible to you….believe…….beee…..li….e….v….e…. b…..el…..i…..ev…eeeeeeee (whispers) *hands on Buck’s shoulder.
Buck: The heck is wrong with you man??
Pipit: Oh…nothing….quick, we have not much time left. If u want this plan to work, every second is crucial. At exactly 10 mins from now, it will be the feeding time. Me and my men are gonna go to our battle formation. And u, you better get ready and fly away!
Buck: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!!! FUCKKK.
Tony: Hey man, watch the language!
Buck: and you! Just shut the hell up, I’ve had enough of your effing bullcrao. Yeah! I am never gonna fly OK!? This wings are bullshit. They are bullshit wings! I think we should just drop this stupid plan and forget all about it!
Pipit: There there….Just calm down and think of good thoughts alrite…
Buck: We have less than 9 mins left, and they are gonna take me away! How the heck do u expect me to be calm??
Pipit: (Puts hands on both side of Tony’s head.) Look into my eyes. What do you see, tell me.
Buck: I see a penguin whose head is gonna be jammed up his ass.
Pipit: what else do you see?
Buck: I see a seal with flippers jammed up his ass too.
Tony: Oh very clever Buck …
Pipit: Look closer Buck, what do you see…..
Buck: Now I see the same penguin who has his head up his head, only it’s slightly different now.
Pipit: What’s the difference?
Buck: My foot is in it too.
Pipit: No Buck, no one’s is getting their foot up anyone’s ass. Now, just calm down and do it again.
Buck: Fine fine…..*inhales deeply then sighs. I see……myself.
Pipit: Yes, you see yourself. Cuz its all in you Buck, it’s all in you…
Buck: and what the hell does that suppose to mean???
Pipit: It means that the power lies deep within you Buck. (takes out a something wrapped in a handkerchief)
Tony: What’s that?

(Pipit unfolds the handkerchief, on his palms lies a black smooth pebble.)

Pipit: If you can grab this pebble from my hand…
Buck: Ur JOKING right?
Pipit: …..If you can grab this (Buck suddenly reached in and grab it, then he jumps back.) ….Pebble. *Buck is on mid air now.
Buck: see! What?! I got it! Is this suppose to help at all???
Tony: Holyshit……..
Pipit: Yes, you are ready my child….now look down.
Buck: Oh for God’s sake….(looks down). OH my god!!! I’m flying?...I’m Flying!!!!!!
Pipit: Yes you are. Now we must do what we must.
Buck: (Lands.) Yeap.
Tony: *Stares in awe. Wow….
Buck: Come on Tony, we haven’t got much time!


The penguins went to their ‘formation’.

Pipit: Quick here they come! Act natural!

Buck hides behind a rock. Tony for some reasons started rubbing his belly, and acting weird. 3 men walked in. They were carrying buckets filled with fish parts. The leader penguin was standing there, acting like a cute lil innocent penguin. When the men got close enough…he yelled.

Pipit: “FOR SPARTAAA!!!” and kicked one of the men into the pool.

The rest of the penguins rolled out like a scene from ‘mission impossible’ and attacked the other men. “YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”

Meanwhile Buck flew out, at first there were a few struggles, Tony gave him a few push.

Men 1#: “quick! The penguins are going wild! Use the tranquilizers!!” (The men takes out their guns and start shooting)

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW…

Tony: watch out!!!

The penguins saw this coming, and they dodged the bullets, (matrix bullet dodging scene.) but for some reasons, all of them got hit except for the leader.

(Buck flies back to the scene with the keys he saw what had happened)

Buck: WHY THE HELL DID U SLOW MO-ED???

Tony: NOooooooooo

Pipit: Quick! There’s not much time left! I don’t know how much longer can I hold them for!! What are u still waiting for!?? GO!!!

Buck: But what about you???
Tony: Yeah WE wont leave you here!
Pipit: Go, I need to stay here with my men…Go.
Tony: Forget your men! They are all down anyway~
Buck: Shut up Tony.

(The Keeper walks in)

“and what the heck is goin on here????”

Pipit: GO!!!!! NOW, before it’s too late! Let me handle this. (pushes them away.)

Tony: Alrite then! Take care…and thank you…
Pipit: No, thank you. Now go!
Buck: Bye….be well my friend.
Tony: bye…

Tony and buck runs away.

The penguin closes the cage door and locks both of them inside. The keeper and the penguin are staring at each other eye to eye. The keeper pulls out his baton, the penguin reaches to the ground and picks up a salmon.

Keeper: now there little guy…..put that salmon down before anyone gets hurt…
Penguin: Never!!! ( Sqwakkkk!!!)
Keeper:come on, there’s no need for this, I dun wanna hurt you, really, I dun want to.”
Penguin: I will make u wish that ur never borne before, I will break every inch of ur bone and bath in ur blood and feast on ur bones..”(Sqwakk sqwakkkkk sqwak sqwakkkkkk)
Keeper: “Look here, I don’t know what are u sqwaking about, but if u dun drop it this instance, ur gonna get it!”
Penguin: bring it on. (Squak squak wak.)

The keeper and the penguin charges at each other. The keeper with his baton and the penguin with his salmon. They ran to each other, (slows down at the moment when their so called ‘blades’ clashes with each other.) and then both of them stopped, with their back facing each other. Then the keeper clutches his belly and kneels on the ground.

Keeper: ahhh, u got me…

The penguin picked up another salmon. He dashed towards the keeper, did a 360 twist, spread his salmon flippers apart and gave a mighty clap to the keeper’s head.

Keeper: “Jesus!!!...” (drops down unconscious.)


(Pipit drops the salmon and walks away. )
Curtain closes.



Curtain opens.


Meanwhile, Tony and Buck escaped.

Tony: WE did it Buck!!! WE did it!
Buck : yes we did…yes we did…
Tony: so what now??
BuckI have no idea…we shall go wherever our destiny brings us.
Tony: you joking right???

~The end~

The project

The Brotherhood Proudly Presents to you…….

“The Bhood Road Trip ‘08”

Brought to you by Leshitspittinstar.

2 Seals Production.

Directed by: Leshitspittinstar

Stars:
Juelze Crowne aka Julian Law
Yukiecco Just lost $450 aka Genghis Khoo
Mr. Our only hope aka Lim Chuan Jok
The durian Sak Sak girl aka Belinda
the psssssssssst hot girl aka Adeline
Leshitspittinstar aka Lester Lai
And others yet to be added.

"Im gonna beat you "

"Beat me? Tiao, u know who's my daddy ka?"

Introduction to the movie

This is the Brotherhood first ever movie, brought to you by yours truly. The method of filming this film is still unknown, but knowing us, I’m sure that we can come out with something at some point of time. (p.s. If it all comes to the worst, we will just use our handphones!)

We are going to start the filming process either at the End of November 2008 or the Beginning of December 2008 and it should take about a few weeks to finish it, I HOPE.

So far, the movie script isn’t completed yet. Heck, I haven’t even started it yet! But be assured, it’s gonna be good, DAMN good. and it might suck like hell too, but lets hope the best laa.. The story is about the journey of 3 friends to Kuching; Adeline, Belinda and Lester.

Adeline wants to go to Kuching to see her honey poopy sweet heart, Mr. I-dun-know-what’s-his-name. Belinda wants to follow her so that she can pursue her dreams of building the foundations of her multi-million Durian based products company named, “Belrian – If you dun want, I SAK you.” And Lester just wants to tag along just for the sake for fun. But what lies ahead will change the lives of these 3 young teens FOREVER.

A story full of Action, Romance, Suspense and Lusts…. Follow the journey of a lifetime, packed with durians, AIDS, memories and suspenseful…erm, stuff.

Will they ever get to Kuching?
Will Adeline be reunited with her dear beloved sweet pumpkin eggtart?
Will Bell fulfil her dreams of her durian Empire?
Will Lester finally figure out the purpose of his presence?
Will any of them survive through AIDS?

Stay tuned and find out soon…….by saying ‘stay tuned’ it means that u will have to wait around 5 months to see the actual film..teehee..

Coming to Theatres near you….

*Fireworks.

The 2 seals, part of it.

Hi!!! Well, this here is what I got for my script, so far...not yet finish yet laa.



"The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.


Tony: oh dear, here we go again.....Buck, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Buck: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Tony: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Buck: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!
Tony: Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!

That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.

Buck: Hey Tony, Why do stars shine?
Tony: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Buck: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Tony: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Buck: Yea yea, whatever….
Tony: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Buck: Stars, I guess.
Tony: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Buck: Yea…me too…
Tony: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Buck: huh?? Oh….yea…..

They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.

Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)

“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”

Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!
They went back to sleep.

Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….

Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….

The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.

Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck:dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!

Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….

Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.

Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.

Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!

Buck climbs up again and falls again.

Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…

Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.

Minutes later…

Tony: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?

Buck secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.

Tony: ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Buck extends his arms). Buck, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.

Buck: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Tony: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Buck: The who??
Tony: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Buck: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Tony: shut up and help me figure something up.
Buck: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Tony: Yea, like what?
Buck: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Tony: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Buck: Oh yea….darn it.

They tried several ideas but none of them worked.

Tony: BUCK! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Buck: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Tony: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Buck: erm….nope…
Tony: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Buck: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..

They brainstormed for ideas.

Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Buck Looks at his wings, then back to Tony.

Tony: Dude
Buck: Dude.
Tony: Dude no. NO.
Buck: You know that it's the only way.
Tony: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Buck: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Tony: BUCK. NO.
Buck: I will give u a massage.
Tony: No.
Buck: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Tony: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Buck: Fine fine….

Tony turns around, deep in thought.

Buck picks up a rock, and tries to approach Tony.

Tony: Buck, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Buck: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock

Buck walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Tony and raises his hand.

Tony: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Buck: OH! Hehe….. *puts down the rock and sits on the ground.

Tony looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.

Tony: *looks at his wings, then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Buck:…but….but…but….What about me???
Tony: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Buck: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Tony: Salmons??
Buck: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. *impales one to each of his hands.
Tony: Dude, your joking right??
Buck: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Tony: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Buck: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Tony: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…

Buck takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.

Tony: *struggles not to laugh.
Buck: *Gets up. Not a word.
Tony: SEE! It wont work!
Buck: *ignores and flaps again. And again, falls face first.
Tony: Come on Buck, you’re hurting yourself.
Buck: *Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.
Tony: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God….(THUMP.)

Buck gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up. "




Anyway, the other boy came today. His name is Derek, he's 20 years old, but he looks like a 16 year old boy. He came here to learn english, which means that his english suck ass and my chinese suck ass too. He cant even communicate with my homestay mum. It's gonna be fun, Damn Fun.

At first when Beverley told me that he likes to play basketball, in my mind, I thought that he will be a tall, atheletic maybe big, boy. Cuz that will be sweet cuz i can play my balls with him. hehe....basketball laaa... but now...haih, im scared that I will send him back to the Province of China larh...how now?

Oh yea, about my basketball match, we LOST again. We played against Haghley. and I proudly admit that I take full responsible of the lost. *chest up high. At the first 10 minutes we were awesome....AWESOME.. and then I got really fking tired and played like crap. Then they pretty much beat the shit out of us, till they have to squeeze each of our bellies to get the very last drop of shit out. =(.

and NEVER before in my whole life of playing had I been sub out so many times!!! The coach sub me out like, 10 times???? It was like, I go in for 5 mins, come out to rest or 2 mins and then go back in again!! Mahai!! I felt soooo bad. If only I wasnt sick and DIDNT GAINED FUCKING 6 KGs DURING THE HOLIDAYS AND STOPPED WORKING OUT FOR 2 WEEKS PLUS.....we could have won! I mean like, at first we were playing like how the great almighty Lester Lai would play and then the next moment...mana tahu, macam Si Daryll the Comel pula!?!?!?

haha, anyway, too late to say anything about that stupid bullshit game. I'm gonna start training hardout. cannot play play liao this. Must fucking win a match. AND this just prove that the whole damn team depends on me, cuz when I was 'down' they are pretty much fucked. So yeah, starting from monday, im gonna wake up at bloody 6 am and go practice basketball at the courts!!

Thats all for today guys. Love u all. muacks.