"if you are an underage girl living in Christchuch you would have heard or even MET with Lester Lai Hsein Yang." -Aaron Tham, 4th July, 2008. The Brotherhood blog.
Well Guys. I've completed my Script! Took me a total of 45 minutes to do it! haha....
Here are the Characters.
“Freedom” is the story about 2 seals, Tony and Buck and their journey to escape from the Aquatic Centre. It’s sort of like a symbolic drama about people that are confined or imprisoned with the desire to be free , but with a twist. It’s more of a fantasy story.
Freedom.
The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.
Buck: oh dear, here we go again..... Tony, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Tony: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Buck: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Tony: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!.....Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!
Curtain closes.
That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.
Curtain opens.
Tony: Hey Buck, Why do stars shine?
Buck: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Tony: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Buck: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Tony: Yea yea, whatever….
Buck: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Tony: Stars, I guess.
Buck: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Tony: Yea…me too…
Buck: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Tony: huh?? Oh….yea…..
They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.
Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)
“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”
Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!
They went back to sleep.
Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….
Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….
Curtain closes.
The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.
Curtain opens.
Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck: dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!
Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….
Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.
Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.
Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!
Buck climbs up again and falls again.
Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…
Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.
Minutes later…
Buck: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?
Tony secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.
Buck : ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Tony extends his arms). Tony, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.
Tony: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Buck: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Tony: The who??
Buck: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Tony: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Buck: shut up and help me figure something up.
Tony: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Buck: Yea, like what?
Tony: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Buck: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Tony: Oh yea….darn it.
They tried several ideas but none of them worked.
Buck: TONY! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Tony: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Buck: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Tony: erm….nope…
Buck: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Tony: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..
They brainstormed for ideas.
Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Tony Looks at Buck’s wings, then back to Buck.
Buck: Dude
Tony: Dude.
Buck: Dude no. NO.
Tony: You know that it's the only way.
Buck: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Tony: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Buck: BUCK. NO.
Tony: I will give u a massage.
Buck: No.
Tony: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Buck: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Tony: Fine fine….
(Buck turns around, deep in thought.)
Tony picks up a rock, and tries to approach Buck.
Buck: Tony, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Tony: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock
(Tony walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Buck and raises his hand.)
Buck: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Tony: OH! Hehe….. (puts down the rock and sits on the ground.)
Buck looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.
Buck: (looks at his wings), then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Tony:…but….but…but….What about me???
Buck: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Tony: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Buck: Salmons??
Tony: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. (impales one to each of his hands.)
Buck: Dude, your joking right??
Tony: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Buck: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Tony: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Buck: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…
Tony takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.
Buck: *struggles not to laugh.
Tony: *Gets up. Not a word.
Buck: SEE! It wont work!
Tony: (ignores and flaps again.) And again, falls face first. Arrghh!!!
Buck: Come on Tony, you’re hurting yourself.
Tony: (Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.)
Buck: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God…..
THUMP!
Tony gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up.
Buck: Dude! Jump again! Maybe it will work this time!
Tony: …….or MAYBE….we are using the WRONG FISH!!!
Buck: Don’t you dare touch my tuna….
Tony: awww, come on! Be a man.
Buck: It’s not the fish! It’s YOU!!!
Tony: ME?? How can it be me??
Buck: Dude, Look at yourself!! U have flippers for God’s sake…FLIPPERS.
Tony: OH….No wonder…Then I know what needs to be done.
Buck: what?
Tony: (Looks at his flippers then to Buck)
Buck: MAN!! NOO!! What’s with you and chopping up body parts??
Tony: You know that this is the only way dude.
Buck: No, you’re crazy okk!! CRAZY!!
Tony: Come on…be a sport!
Buck: NO, TONY. We will figure something else up.
A group of penguins walks up. They acts as if they are warriors from the Spartans age. The one who seems to be the leader of the pack walks up.
Pipit: My name is Burung Pipit. Me and my man will help.
Buck: How?.....why?
Pipit: Cuz we admire ur plan to break out from this place…You guys are sick and tired of the way the Keeper use you….jumping thru hoops and all tat…
Tony: Psst…..I tot we want to break out cuz we want to hide ur wings?
Buck: Shssshh….just shut up. We need all the help that we can get alrite.
Tony: alrite alrite…
Buck: Yeah….I ….WE, are sick and tired of being pushed around. We must put this to an end once and for all. No more will we be forced to bow down to their cruel treatment, I dream of a day where seals and penguins could run free in the wild, where we will be more than just part of a show but stars of our own very shows! and that day….that day my friend, is now..*pauses for a moment of deep thought… So how exactly are you gonna help us out?
Tony: Yea, we tried Mud, salmons….they all failed, and I asked Tony to…
Buck pulls Tony aside.
Buck: Tony, for pete’s sake….. Drop it……
Tony: You know that it’s going to work, you’re just jealous.
Buck: Jealous of what??
Tony: Cuz ur afraid that I will be able to fly!
Buck: ME? JEALOUS? You think that I will be jealous of a flipperless seal??
Tony: that’s not the point! Ur just afraid tat I could fly better than you!
Buck: for the last time Tony, im not gonna do it!! Ok?!
Burung Pipit interrupts.
Pipit: Erm, My good man, Tony…we must start planning now.
Buck: Oh yes, most certainly, sorry about that.
(Turns to Tony.)
Buck: alrite Tony, no more bullcrap now.
Tony: Fine! But im not done with you yet! We are gonna continue this later!
Buck: Sweet mother of…..*turns back to Pipit. So what do u have in mind??
Pipit: Ok, so, here’s the plan, me and my boys are going to distract the keeper, while you, wing boy will fly out and get the keys.. Then u unlock the door and we will all be free!!
Buck: there’s just one little problem….
Pipit: What?
Buck: I dun know how to fly yet.
Pipit: Say what?! you serious??
Tony: Yea, dead serious. He can’t fly for shit, he will just drop like a stone…BUT I might be able to….
Pipit: huh? You….
Buck: *interrupts. Tony! Stop it!
Tony: Jeezzz….fine!. (Turns to the penguin.) Oh nothing…
Pipit: Well, my son, u have to believe in yourself and everything will be made possible to you….believe…….beee…..li….e….v….e…. b…..el…..i…..ev…eeeeeeee (whispers) *hands on Buck’s shoulder.
Buck: The heck is wrong with you man??
Pipit: Oh…nothing….quick, we have not much time left. If u want this plan to work, every second is crucial. At exactly 10 mins from now, it will be the feeding time. Me and my men are gonna go to our battle formation. And u, you better get ready and fly away!
Buck: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!!! FUCKKK.
Tony: Hey man, watch the language!
Buck: and you! Just shut the hell up, I’ve had enough of your effing bullcrao. Yeah! I am never gonna fly OK!? This wings are bullshit. They are bullshit wings! I think we should just drop this stupid plan and forget all about it!
Pipit: There there….Just calm down and think of good thoughts alrite…
Buck: We have less than 9 mins left, and they are gonna take me away! How the heck do u expect me to be calm??
Pipit: (Puts hands on both side of Tony’s head.) Look into my eyes. What do you see, tell me.
Buck: I see a penguin whose head is gonna be jammed up his ass.
Pipit: what else do you see?
Buck: I see a seal with flippers jammed up his ass too.
Tony: Oh very clever Buck …
Pipit: Look closer Buck, what do you see…..
Buck: Now I see the same penguin who has his head up his head, only it’s slightly different now.
Pipit: What’s the difference?
Buck: My foot is in it too.
Pipit: No Buck, no one’s is getting their foot up anyone’s ass. Now, just calm down and do it again.
Buck: Fine fine…..*inhales deeply then sighs. I see……myself.
Pipit: Yes, you see yourself. Cuz its all in you Buck, it’s all in you…
Buck: and what the hell does that suppose to mean???
Pipit: It means that the power lies deep within you Buck. (takes out a something wrapped in a handkerchief)
Tony: What’s that?
(Pipit unfolds the handkerchief, on his palms lies a black smooth pebble.)
Pipit: If you can grab this pebble from my hand…
Buck: Ur JOKING right?
Pipit: …..If you can grab this (Buck suddenly reached in and grab it, then he jumps back.) ….Pebble. *Buck is on mid air now.
Buck: see! What?! I got it! Is this suppose to help at all???
Tony: Holyshit……..
Pipit: Yes, you are ready my child….now look down.
Buck: Oh for God’s sake….(looks down). OH my god!!! I’m flying?...I’m Flying!!!!!!
Pipit: Yes you are. Now we must do what we must.
Buck: (Lands.) Yeap.
Tony: *Stares in awe. Wow….
Buck: Come on Tony, we haven’t got much time!
The penguins went to their ‘formation’.
Pipit: Quick here they come! Act natural!
Buck hides behind a rock. Tony for some reasons started rubbing his belly, and acting weird. 3 men walked in. They were carrying buckets filled with fish parts. The leader penguin was standing there, acting like a cute lil innocent penguin. When the men got close enough…he yelled.
Pipit: “FOR SPARTAAA!!!” and kicked one of the men into the pool.
The rest of the penguins rolled out like a scene from ‘mission impossible’ and attacked the other men. “YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”
Meanwhile Buck flew out, at first there were a few struggles, Tony gave him a few push.
Men 1#: “quick! The penguins are going wild! Use the tranquilizers!!” (The men takes out their guns and start shooting)
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW…
Tony: watch out!!!
The penguins saw this coming, and they dodged the bullets, (matrix bullet dodging scene.) but for some reasons, all of them got hit except for the leader.
(Buck flies back to the scene with the keys he saw what had happened)
Buck: WHY THE HELL DID U SLOW MO-ED???
Tony: NOooooooooo
Pipit: Quick! There’s not much time left! I don’t know how much longer can I hold them for!! What are u still waiting for!?? GO!!!
Buck: But what about you???
Tony: Yeah WE wont leave you here!
Pipit: Go, I need to stay here with my men…Go.
Tony: Forget your men! They are all down anyway~
Buck: Shut up Tony.
(The Keeper walks in)
“and what the heck is goin on here????”
Pipit: GO!!!!! NOW, before it’s too late! Let me handle this. (pushes them away.)
Tony: Alrite then! Take care…and thank you…
Pipit: No, thank you. Now go!
Buck: Bye….be well my friend.
Tony: bye…
Tony and buck runs away.
The penguin closes the cage door and locks both of them inside. The keeper and the penguin are staring at each other eye to eye. The keeper pulls out his baton, the penguin reaches to the ground and picks up a salmon.
Keeper: now there little guy…..put that salmon down before anyone gets hurt…
Penguin: Never!!! ( Sqwakkkk!!!)
Keeper:come on, there’s no need for this, I dun wanna hurt you, really, I dun want to.”
Penguin: I will make u wish that ur never borne before, I will break every inch of ur bone and bath in ur blood and feast on ur bones..”(Sqwakk sqwakkkkk sqwak sqwakkkkkk)
Keeper: “Look here, I don’t know what are u sqwaking about, but if u dun drop it this instance, ur gonna get it!”
Penguin: bring it on. (Squak squak wak.)
The keeper and the penguin charges at each other. The keeper with his baton and the penguin with his salmon. They ran to each other, (slows down at the moment when their so called ‘blades’ clashes with each other.) and then both of them stopped, with their back facing each other. Then the keeper clutches his belly and kneels on the ground.
Keeper: ahhh, u got me…
The penguin picked up another salmon. He dashed towards the keeper, did a 360 twist, spread his salmon flippers apart and gave a mighty clap to the keeper’s head.
Keeper: “Jesus!!!...” (drops down unconscious.)
(Pipit drops the salmon and walks away. )
Curtain closes.
Curtain opens.
Meanwhile, Tony and Buck escaped.
Tony: WE did it Buck!!! WE did it!
Buck : yes we did…yes we did…
Tony: so what now??
BuckI have no idea…we shall go wherever our destiny brings us.
Tony: you joking right???
~The end~
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