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hmmmm.....Selamat Hari Kebangsaan.....yay for Malaysia for being free...woohoo... and once again im sick!! :(.

And Today, Yeeping is going to UK. sooo sad....... :( :( :(

Known her for like 10 years plus?? Since when I was a fat lil sexy tiger back at Sekolah Rendah Sri Mawar till now! We were together during Our Primary school years. Back then She was a total bitch. No, seriously, to ME, she was the meanest bitch ever! She called me FAT and to make things worse, she called me fat in THREE different languages and u know how I feel about people calling me fat right? haha..but you can say that she's one of the MANY that motivated me to become all so hawt and sexy now. XD. She was a really active girl back then! and I still think she is. She use to climb up poles and tables all the time, and me and my friends would be leaning on the table starring at something. LoL! kidding!! haha....and now..picture time...

I know that you're most probably gonna be super frickin pissed if U see this picture on my blog since I took it off your phone without your permission....XD. (we were at Mega Hotel and me and Daryll Daryll Daryll Daryll Daryll Kidnapped her phone and went to the toilet...XD, goodtimes...) but still, no matter how many times or how hard you're gonna whip me with a metal chain or a spiked ball, I will still love you.

Then we were also in the same class in Chung Hua, i think. And then I moved to RIAM ROAD SECONDARY SCHOOL.....wo yi ding yao jiu yi ding nen! Some say it's Chung hua in disguise?? haha! and then we stopped contact with each other for a year plus i think, only seeing her during her school concert and well...erm...yeah, that's it.

Then Like last year about 3-4 weeks before I'm leaving to NZ, we started hanging out with each other again. All thanks to Daryll Ooi, aka Si Comel. Man...that time was like, EVERYDAY the six of us : Me, Daryll, Doreen, Yeeping, Cass and Pollux will be going out at 7am and coming back home at EARLIEST 11.30pm. Yes, It drove our mum crazy....especially MINE! haha!! well, most of the reasons of why we were back was becuz most of the time we were circling around thinking of places to go or stuff to do...

and now, one of the many pictures which were stolen by me and my beloved si comel....

by this point, she will be grinding her teeth and sharpening her butter knife.....but ping, when ur slicing me up with your butter knife, know that i still love you. XD

And now...today....at 'tanggal tiga puluh satu... bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh,,,merdeka..merdeka..hari yang mulia...' (LOL, it's a song alrite!?) Yee Ping leaves for UK, she's going to Singapore first for 2-3 days by herself and then her parents will join her then and follow her to UK... what a sissy....I came here all by myself! XDXDXD...

Facts about Yee Ping

~ She can shake her ass. like seriously. im not joking.

~She made up a word and it's called 'Banapple.'

~She can drive but she doesnt let me drive her car!! I wonder why.

~She's an AWESOME singer, and i've got the recordings of her singing.

~She made me wear a girl's t-shirt and took pictures in it. XD

~She Doesnt know the existence of this blog, which explains why I'm still living.

~She can't do anything to me even though she finds out, as She will most probably be at UK at that time and I will be save and sound at Christchurch

~She's coming back to Miri at December.....help mee.....but that is if she finds out laa...teehee.

~She's actually a really nice and caring person! Which actually gave me quite a shock XD

~ I'm gonna miss her.

haha, well....take note that most of the facts on ping does seemed highly unlikely to be true, but it is! haha....

and what did I do today??? hmm..nothing much really. Just went to play bball with some friends today which as usual i PAWNED them gao gao till they feel like going back to taiwan and suck on their daddy's nipples. My legs are sooo very very sore today! my butt cheeks hurts like mad and my right knee is very painful. =(

and I've got a really really bad cough. fuck that stupid girl who pulled away my blanket when i was at her place....(oopsie, shouldnt have said that..but...watever la.)

I've got 3 more weeks of school then it's holiday time!!! wooohooo, time to get fat again! haha, i HATE holidays cuz I will get bored and end up getting fat!!! stupid christchurch so boring and nothing to do, NOTHING.

and well, my senior formal is in 2 weeks time. Still thinking about whether to go or not....

1) it costs $120.

2) I need to rent a suit which costs around $150??

3) total cost = around $300, which is like RM 710.00??

4) I don't have a date. XD

5) I dun want to go there and be like an idiot.

well, we shall see then eh? Im still deciding...haha..

and that's all for today and I think that I'm gonna be late for school tml again cuz it's now 1.30am and Im still here....O well....

Love u guys, mwahhs

Happy Birthday Julian!!

Finally, My tests are over! woohoo...

History was a bitch today. Had to write 2 essays and they have to be at least 800 words! I think my first essay was alrite but my 2nd one was just utter yummy bullcrap. Maybe it's cuz i only studied for one essay only! haha, but i think its better for me to pass one instead of failing both right??

I've got tml free and on friday is my PE biathlon, and i couldnt be bothered to do it, i mean like, how do u expect me to run 3km then cycle for 16km and run 3km again by at least 1 hour and 15 mins to PASS with a fucked up ankle and NO, i repeat NO means of transport to get there and only a cheap ass $100 mountain bike that starts to squeal after my first week of using them?? hahaha....so mr cooper u can kiss my ass and have some dumplings. have a nice day, =)

Anyway, do you know what day is today!????!!!!!????!!!!

It's Julian Law Ju Ling's BIRTHDAY!!!!

~WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Sorry that i couldnt be there with you bro, but if one day, i am forced to bend over, i will gladly bend down for you! XDXD that sounded so gay! lol!

Anyway, what can I say about Julian. He's an AWESOME man, note that i didnt call him a guy or a boy, i call him a MAN. Which just shows how much respect I have for him cuz i dun call alot of people 'man'. Heck, I call DARYLL OOI, SI COMEL. XDXD...

He makes girls blush, just like how he made Kendrick Kho blushed here....*awww

Julian wo ai ni....

I met him like 2 and a half years ago when i was in Form 4 in RRSS during the Beginner chinese class. and my chinese teacher that time was that girl with the SEXY MARK ON HER EYE! XDXD.

Last year he had this huge party at his place. I wonder if he's having a party now.....hmmmm.....

and oh! did u know about his GF? haha, well for those ppl who didn't know, Im gonna let u know.

Presenting Julian Law & Syuanese.

Doing what they do best......

You've got the Ice-Cream...

The hotdogs...

The cupcakes....

and the Jagung...

And that's all from me today. I might do another post abt julian in the Brotherhood blog, so go check it out a few days later or so...haha

Love u guys, mwahss..

tears of joy

We lost. 67-71. It was alrite since I was playing with a TWISTED ankle. XD and to make things worse only like 4 of the first five team was there, and we had to call 2 players from the social team! XDXD but good also la, since they are rugby players and can scare the shit out of people! haha.

My ankle's better today, but now, my right knees hurt too...=(

anyway, today i had my Music test and i was DAMN SHOCKED. I was like WTFOMGUWANNAKENAROGOLHAAA?!?! But i think I ACED it baby. MY dad is gonna be SO damn proud of me! YESHHH!!! ...=( *tears of joy. and next week is gonna be the BIG test. So really goonna have to STUDY tomorrow and SUNDAY!. I;ve got Maths on monday, English on Tuesday, HISTORY on WEDNESDAY (sangat fakin cibai ini.) and PE on Friday...Wooohoooo....

and that's all for today, i just cant be bothered to write anymore stuff ay..Love u guys, mwah

The Awesome-ness

The Fuck. I sprained my right ankle. =)

Tomorrow's the U18, Division 1 Basketball Finals.

How AWESOME is that!?

And Next Friday is the PE Biathlon.

Gonna run for 6km and cycle for 16km.

How AWESOME is that!?

And next week, the Term test stars.

AWESOME right!??

Haha, it's going to be AWESOME, i tell you, Fricking AWESOME.

20 things to do.

Hi guys. Today was alrite. And Im soo tired now. And i dun know what to write about. Well, I cycled to gym. Then worked out for an hour and Cycled to the city for boxing, for 1hr and 30 mins and then cycled back home from the fking city. I started at 3.00pm, and ended at 7.30pm. So yea, im really super duper tired now.

My TESTS are coming up next week.... :(. But i still got time to blog, unlike SOME PEOPLE who gives all sorts of reasons...LoL. and The Bball Finals is this Friday. Gonna be up against Middleton Grange, 3pm, at St.Thomas. My home ground.

and Im seriously screwed. and now im gonna list down my things to do like how Johnny did in his blog~ XD

1) My PE assignment on The Biometrics of Swiming and how the Lever system is applied.

2) My PE Training Diary for the past 7 weeks. which i havent started at all and it's WEEK 7 now.

3) MY music Assignment.

4) My music 500 words essay due on THIS Friday.

5) Finish up my Song and compose another one for music, due date, end of Sept.

6) History Assignment on the Changes in Residential areas of Christchurch. and im DOOMED cuz i dun know anything abt fking Christchurch.

7) Maths exams.

8) English 3.1 assignment, which i dun even know what it is.

9) English 12427, I also have NO idea of what it is. but apparently the teacher gave it to us already...=(

10) English test on fucking Othello.

11) Music Exams on Next week.

12) Drama Exams next week

13) Re-edit my Script.

14) Pe Biathlon on Next Tues/ Fri

15) Mountain biking tomorrow.

16) Bball match on Friday.

17) Party on Saturday.

18) Aim to lose 1 kg by end of this week. Weight now=95.

19) Get a helmet and lights for my bike.

20) Clean up my room. like seriously, u can find tea spoons!!! XD

the shoes and more.

LOL, my dad is gonna be so proud of me. Today I went and got myself a new pair of shoes. *smiles.

It's an 'Xtrain NB M M8505WB 2, white/black, US12 running shoes. Don't ask me why it has such a stupid long name?? Why cant it be called Matthew or Mr.Wriggles or something like that? Well first of all dad, don't be too shocked, it DOESN'T cost $180.00 laa.. I bought it for $99. There was a sale going on...hehe





This is how they look like. Im gonna call them the Olsen twins. Don't ask me why. The body has erm....pores?? so it wont feel too steamy and it has that bouncy thingy at the heel area to withstand shock (it's not easy to be the shoes of a 100kg boy alrite??!!)





I was having a dilemna of whether to get a Basketball shoe or a Running shoe... I could have gotten BOTH at once...but nah, I love my dad and i don't want him to end up in the hospital. and besides, next week is going to be the last match of the season, so what's the point right?? Unless the Canterbury Basketball team suddenly appear and asks me to join the team laa...LOL..but, nahh...(imagine if in my next post i will be like, 'OMG! I'm selected to be in the Christchurch Bballer's team. XDXD)


And guess what? After I bought the shoes, I went to a place called 'The Warehouse' which sells all kinda stuff and I bought a BICYCLE. It costs $99.97. Yeah I know, costs almost the same as my shoes!! lol...If my dad is reading this post now, by this point he will bleeding thru his ears and nose and grinding his teeth. =). Well....cuz it will be cheaper for me to bike instead of using the bus, cuz really expensive u know the bus fare! LoL, but i hope that my bike doesnt break down after 1 week la or else im gonna be really pissed and my dad will be even happier and give me that 'I-Told-You-So' speech.

I left it there overnight so they can assemble it up. Gonna pick it up tomorrow at 10am. Hope I don't soi soi de and kena accident straight after I get it. :X haha!

So I reached home and dropped my new shoes on the ground. Then I realized something...how cum i got so many shoes liao de?? OMFGMYDADSOHAPPYFORME!!!

Let me give u an introduction to the Lai's shoe family.

Jackie

First up we have the old running shoes, which I use for running, gym, cycling, boxing, walking, basketball and going to town. I call it Jackie. like Jack of all trades, cuz I use it for EVERYTHING. and oh! This is the shoe that I was wearing when I won my FIRST ever basketball match of the season LAST week! But it's not that good cuz the friction is gone and it doesnt support my ankles which caused my ankle joints to hurt after the game. This shoe has gone over 5000KM, and I'm damn sure of it.

Maria Shoeparova

Next we have the Basketball shoes. Which I sometime also use for running and gym and also to go to town and clubs but it's mostly used for basketball and this shoes was with me during my ups and downs in the basketball matches. Gosh! When I wore this shoe, I lost ALL the match that I was in. In an ironic way this is my lucky shoe. =P. But it has a freakin HOLE on the left side which u all can see in that pic. (but only small hole nyea wad? why need new one leh??). Well, cuz my lil pinky toe stucks out when i wear it! U know how painful isit ka when I jump?? 'Made from genuine Leather' my ass. haha, but i think it's becuz that im too 'heavily' impacted liao. Only the left side has holes, the right side is perfectly good. AND, this shoe smells like ASS. Seriously, among all my shoes, this has the WORSE smell. I don't know how to describe it, it's not like those distinct hong kong leg. It has a tangy/groovy/funky smell which gives u a chill at the back of ur mind when u smell it. and oh! her name is Maria Shoeparova.

Yolanda

And here we have my school shoes. I use this shoe to pawn people in basketball during lunchtime. It's my african american secret girlfriend. XD and her name is Yolanda. Bought this at Miri at Imperial mall at around close to $300. When I came here, I found out I can get one like this for around $19.95. SHITFUCK, I've been conned. LoL, o well, another reason for my dad to be happy eh??





And this here is Mickey the shoe. It's called Mickey cuz it has the Mickey Mouse design on the body. I wear this to go to town only, cuz It's impossible to run with this. I bought this last year at that stall at the top floor of Parkson. XDXD..... RM69.90 sahaja, sangat special punya. mahu plastic bag ke?? haha...


Mickey. (I wonder if he will ever find his Minnie...XD, maybe oh!!)

Arnold

And this is my Tramping boots. I crossed rivers, conquered mountains, and overcame pain and agony with this shoe. I name it Arnold. as in Arnold the Governator and Arnold the Terminator and Arnold the man who got pregnant and gave birth to a baby in that movie called, '(erm...I forgot liao.)' It's seriously terminated already cuz the whole sole is torn apart and the shoe laces are shredded into pieces and guess what!? I bought it at 'The Warehouse' too! lol, it costs around $29.95 only. (normal tramping shoes costs at least $89.90 and above.)

Daryll Brown Aka, Mr Chong

And the last and certainly not least, We have the Cheap Chalap Bata shoe. It costs RM3.99. I bought it at the Supersave shop at Parkson last year. And I still dun know why the heck did I brought it here since Christchurch is such a freakin cold place!! haha, just put there for display only i guess. I call it Daryll Brown.



And here we have the whole family, standing proudly in line.




A last look at the family before I throw them back into my closet and when I need them I will play a game of Hide and Seek with them. . psst..they are really good in that game!! haha



*cameo appearance by my sexy leg.

Anyway, my 'report' for what I did today. As u already know I bought shoes and a bike. Then I went to have a subway and then went back home at around 4.00pm. I was gonna go play bball with this chick that I met at a club. When I was walking to my front door, I was praying that the stupid dun-wan-face de china boy isnt home and if he is, he wont ask to go play bball! (yesterday he told me that tomorrow he wants to go play bball with me. and silly me said Yes. XD cuz If I say no, he will ask why and then if give him a reason, he will ask another why for that reason. and why this why that....MCB.)



So I reached home and txt-ed her and told her that Im going and that my CIBAI friend is coming too.



Reached the court at around 4.45pm I guess, she's at the swing already. I introduced him to her, and there he was grining like an idiot. XD, and he was shocked cuz when i told him that my friend is coming to play, he thought that it was a guy...lol..


We shoot around at first. Then we played 'airplane' but gave up cuz we suck too much!


Then we played 'Rebound' but we stopped playing it too cuz I was pawning too much.



Then we played 2 on 1. Me against the chinaboy and the girl. I was trying SOO HARD to not to win to quickly...but sadly I won...10-3. It could have been 10-0, but when It got till around 6-0, i decided to let them score abit....later the girl tulan and call me a jerk how leh??? XDXD but if it was only the siibaii boy, tiao...i wont give face liao....


then a few ppl came too. Another boy and another boy/kid with his sister. We were gonna play 3 on 3, and i planned to be with the 2 girls..XD but then the boy/kid (and i swear to god, when I asked what's his name, he told me that it's BORAT!) XDXDXD. anyway, his sister chicken out and went back home.


so instead, we have a 3 on 2 match. Me and the girl, vs the China boy, the new guy and the Boy/kid named BORAT.


and in this game I was ALSO trying my best not to end the game too fast. We were playing till 25 points. (3pts= 1 pt too.). Me and the girl were leading at like 13-0. 12 by me and 1 by her... need to let her feel like part of the team too ok?! Later she say I show off how? XDXD.


Then I let them get a few rebounds. The score was like 14-4 now. Everyone was huffing and puffing....pussies. And that china boy abit cibai lorh, that girl doesnt even know how to play and he guard her as if its a real game!! XDXD but her defence was awesome. she used to play netball before and she was in defence. haha, take that china boy!


and oh, That BORAT boy/kid, well, he's basically a statue. All his shots were either missed or airball. So no worries.



And the new guy was alrite laa, his skills is better than the china boy and the BORAT kid. Just that everytime i shoot in or do something he will be like, 'DAAAMMMMMNNNN' (like those black girls in the saloon just that he doesnt add the word 'girl' at the end nyea.)


The game ended with the score 25-11. I scored 23 and she scored 2. Then I wanted to play again, but she was too amazingly happy with the victory that she had to sit down and rest....lol, alrite laa, she was too tired ok!




So we played 2 on 2 instead. ME and the Borat Kid vs China and DAMMNN boy.
and we won. 10-3. 10 by me.



Then I went and hang out with the girl at the swings when that cibai china boy came and was like "I never played on one of this before." *points at the swing that im on.




DUDE, U think I stupid or wat ah? Ur 20 years old and U tell me that U've never been on a swing??? Fuck man, I think Swings are INVENTED in CHINA!!! XDXDXD...




So yeah, i let him on and got off...fucka....Then after 3 mins, he got up and say that he wants to go back home....WTF??


The girl lives nearby too so she followed us. Then I say I wanted to walk her home. (cuz it was dark ok!? XDXD) and fuck, I hope that that cibai china boy wouldnt follow us!! and THAnk god he didnt! HE told me tat he's gonna go home first. Phew.... So the two of us walk to her place together. winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink....lol..


She was telling me about how messy her room is and all that...*winkswinksgringrinwinkwink. And about a masquerade party thats coming out and those kinda stuff. I reached her place, it's a two storey house, and her other housemate is on holiday which means that there's only US. haha! *spam winks. XDXD.


So I went in. She showed me her kitched and her lounge and toilets. Then I changed my wet shirt while she wasnt looking, but I know that she's peeking...lol!! Then She wanted to show me the mask that she was gonna wear it to the party, which I think is just a reason to get me to go upstairs cuz her room is upstairs. So like a naive lil boy in a toy store, i followed her up. Then she went into her room and got the mask and quickly close the door, i managed to peek in before she closed it, it wasnt THAT messy la...apart from the bra on her chair and a few clothes on the floor...lol...Then we posed in the bathroom mirror and she went back to her room. I opened the door and she was standing in front of me NAKED!! LOL, joking, bet that u were super shocked when u read that part eh?? hahaha....



Well, she didnt push me out or what lah..haha. but I did noticed that the bra is gone from the chair and the clothes on the floor were gone too! LOL, how cute...she rushed and cleaned up her room for me..haha! So I was in her room. SCORE! We were getting along pretty well...then my phone rings!!

'Calling....DEREK....'

WHATTHEFUCKINGSHITCOULDTHISBE??????

I answered it, It was the FUCKING china boy. He didnt bring the house keys and he's locked outside! and my homestay mum isnt at home!!! THE FUCK MAN. SO I had to go back cuz he cant get in...


MANNNN....I was THIS close....THIS close.... *exageratte with finger action.



Then I told her that Idiot forgot his keys and I have to go back.....SPOILER! but she's gonna go out to do her groceries anyway....lol..reasons....So we walked out of her room and down the stairs.....sad sad sad sad...lol.



Then she got onto her scooter! lol! how sexy is that?! haha and off she go! Then I ran back home and open the fucking door for the fucking boy.



After that I had shower and dinner. Txt-ed with the girl for awhile. Then erm...watched the olympics and NZ FINALLY got A medal....Bronze in Rowing. I think they got 3 medals now, 2 bronze and one gold, all in rowing...XDXD. and finally, here I am updating my blog.....and it's a REALLY REALLY long one this time eh??



haha, well, that's all for now. Love u guys. mwahh..

bullshit

Well, this is bullshit. We Lost in the Semi-Finals. 50-56. It was complete bullshit man! That stupid racist ASIAN ref can go suck my sweaty ball sag. XD.

I got kicked....KICKED or was it knee-ed? on the balls and he didnt even call it a foul? it HURTS like, really really hurts. =(. The game was so intense and rough, and for some reasons....only our team get the fouls!? Ma de, the ref sure eat shit de.....

pssst....the ref is the OPPONENT's COACH. how COOL is that?? He was like blowing the whistle and on the same time calling out, "Defence!!!....JUMP!!!! GOOOD one! GO GO!!" I mean like, WHAT KIND OF FUCKING REFEREE IS THAT??

and once again, my awesome coach ISN'T there again for the SEMI-FINALS.....so meaning that we can be 'bullied' again...which i think we did.

but no worries, we got our last and final match next week for 3rd or 4th position...Not bad lah, looking back to how SUPERDUPERWAHSEHMANSOKESIMEHH?? awesome we were....

Anyway, I wanna get a Bicycle.

I also want to buy new pairs of basketball shoes

I also want to buy a new pair of Running Shoes.

And yes, my dad is going to be soooo mad at me.

=).

OMFG

.We are in the Semi-Finals!

XDXD

Tomorrow we are going up against Riccarton High. The match starts at 5.00pm, at St. Thomas of Canterbury College. You're in my homeground, bitch! haha...well, hope we can win! XD.

.

Well.....for these past 2 days, nothing much has been goin on. But cuz I love u guys so much and dun want to disappoint you all when you come and visit my blog, I HAD to post up something....

Hmm....China Boy hasnt been that much of a Bitch lately, well, he was 'sick' yesterday. so YEAH! and today he was almost a bitch but then I ran out and went to the mall.

and ermm.....I started boxing again. Went back there yesterday. It was hard. It was hot. It was sexy.

This Friday's bball match is a very important one! IF we WIN that match, we are going to the semi-finals, well that's what I heard la....I was like, 'Dude, can we even qualify kaa???', but apparently, we almost did. and guess what!? We aren't the LAST team! it's Riccarton high! lol, I think we are like the 2nd or 3rd last eh?? but yea, anyway, This Friday, it's do or die. If we lose, then my basketball career ENDS. XDXD....

the first victory.

First of all, My team is the one with '43'. so, FUCK YEAH!!!! We finally WON our first EVER match. We were up against St.Andrews, who we played against during the last term and they beat the shit out of us....36-68 (or something like that.) They had a 30 points lead!



The Game starts at 6.40pm. The starting 5 were ME, as usual, Josh, Tione, Luke, and Fa tu. (though u dun know anyone of them, i just mention nyea laa.) This are the meanest, baddest players in the team, World...be fearful.


And as usual, Im the one who's doing the Jump Ball, AGAIN! and I never get it...and YET, they still ask me to do it. This time I just simply jump only and run back straight away. We were the team tht scored the first basket! which was awesome. 2-0. At the 1st half, we were leading by TEN point! OMGFUCKINGAMAZINGRIGHT??? 28-17. and 10 points were by yours truly thank you very much. Our rebounds were crazily terrfying, The other team were sooo afraid that they TRIPLED team me and knocked against my right calves, which really hurts!! =(. But I was too hyped up to be stop by some stupid injury. I went to sit on the bench for 5 mins.


the 2nd half starts, Im still resting. The other team starts to catch up! It was really intense! 15 minutes into the game, we were still leading, but only by 4 points. I came out again to rest my legs, really painful laa...Then suddenly like 2 minutes before the game ends, the opponents scored a 3 pointer, which made the score tied! 41-41!!


My coach was in super hyper crazy mode. "REF!!! SUB!!" pulled some guy out and push me in. "Give it your all lester!" I blew him a kiss and off I go to the battle field, which is really kinda like a battle field...hehe.


when i got in there was around 1 minutes and 40 seconds left. Everyone was trying to get the winning basket. Everyone was fouling everyone! I think I got myself into 4 fouls or more...and one of the players got told of in my team for being too aggresive. XD



So, for about 55secs or so, we were basically just running back and forth with the ball, slapping and running into each other, missing the basket and then fighting for the rebound (which like, 90% of the time were by us. =) ).


40 Secs left, the opponents suddenly got the ball and one of them rushes to our side, all of us were like (in slow motion.) 'NOOooooooooooo' *hands on cheeks. but 2 of our players sprinted back. and THANK GOD, he missed the shot. They got the rebound and I ran back as fast as i could to the other side.



We took the first shot. MISSED!!! I took the rebound and took another shot, mahai..MISSED again! and then by some magical powers, I managed to get the rebound again. turned and passed to another player. He shoots...and it goes in!!


7 secs left.......BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP...The game ends.



We were looking at each other, then we turned and see the score. The punk who got told off was shouting with joy at the other end already. All of us were still in a dream state.

"Did we just win?"
"erm...yeah..I think we did!"
"OMG!!!!! YEAAAAHHHH!!! WOOOHOOO!!!"
*everyone jumps up and down and hugs each other.


And yes, there was a big group hug that was full of Man-Love.


So the score is 43-41, It was such a memorable day, we finally WON a match! yeeehaaa! St. Andrews were still recovering from the shock, and I think that their coach is in a Coma state or something like that. We shook hands with the other team and off we go...


I'm going to a party after the match. It's a cocktail hollywood themed party.



I took the bus home to have dinner and prepare for the party. I was suppose to meet Samreet (that tall indian guy from st.co.) and we are gonna go there together.

This is what I wore, a $3.50 hat with a $5.00 necklace, my DAD's shirt and my DAD's Jacket. LOL.......but I think I still look alrite laa..

The party starts at 10pm. We met up at around 9.55 or something like that. Sam was delusional or something cuz he had to walked back to his back THREE times....

but anyway, we got to the place at around 10.30pm. where the people are still decorating the place!! and we just stood there like some idiot. At around 11-ish, people baru start coming in....Then the bouncer starts to check for ID, and Sam forgotten his ID, so he had to hide in the toilet while I keep watch for him! haha....

Bruno was there too!

me and Bruno. and as u can see, my face is a little red from ONE cup of COCKTAIL...*blushes.
I suck at drinking, so dun bully me.

Then I met this 2 girls, Clara and watshername?? I think its mary or something like that. We danced for the whole night long! yea babeh... and I quote, 'hey lester.u are a fantastic dancer so u get a heart ;Di still find it hard to believe u havnt danced b4, u must b a natural.had lotsa fun and looking forward to another dance" but i think she was just being nice cuz i cant dance for shit...

Then we went to this Irish Pub to watch this live band performing! It was awesome.. lol, we were embracing each other's present. winkwink* ahem...

Went back home at around 5am the next day....and My ears has a ringing sound, which lasted till Sunday, today. =(. Help mee....

anyway, that's all for today guys. Was supposed to go Boxing today but my leg is too fucked, so next time laa. =) . byee, love u guyss.

Jack of all trades

Well, havent post anything up here for ages! Sorry about that! i was erm...busy. haha

anyway, A new boy from China just came here 4 days ago. and it's so FUCKING ANNOYING. chaocibaiwobanidemamaSAKtiao. Im like his slave or something, that stupid asshole, go back to your country la! diaooo...... on the first day that he came here, I had to be the stupid translator, and u guys know how my chinese's like right? Can make the teacher vomit blood de!!
so...
Day 1
I became the translator. and also the Secretary. Cuz this dumbass wants to calls the Telstra company but doesnt know how to do it.

Day 2
I still am the translator, and Secretary. Called the Telstra people today, fucking hell...wasted an hour plus of my life with that stupid retard. Today I became his tour guide too. Had to walk with him to buy a calling card to call to china. I also became a playmate. Had to play bball with him. and that bastard wont leave me alone! I want to watch Tv also cant!? oh yea, Im also a teacher. Cibai him, I wanna watch my CSI: Miami also cannot ah! Got this freaking idiot beside me asking me all sort of questions. (in chinese) "how to say carrots in english?" "how to say egg yolk in chinese?" "how to say egg white in english?" "how to say egg shells in english?" "how do u say always in english?" and so on and so forth. Damn annoying laa

Day 3
Cibai, Still am a translator, and today his Cook too. Had to fucking Boil egg for him...tiao....Still am the Secretary....The Telstra ppl called me and i had to take a message and give it to that shithead. I was his bodyguard today too...he wanted to go buy top up for his phone again. Cibai, had to walk with him in the cold night....and yea, Teacher too...had to listen and answer his stupid nonsensical questions and slave too....When I was making tea for MYSELF, he was like, "may u making me a cup of tea?" *grins. which makes me a tea maker! and I had to be a saint today too....cuz I had to resist myself from beating the crap out of him...AND, I had to be his dictionary too....mahai, i want to eat dinner also cant! keep on asking me stupid questions. and he forgot how to say CARROTS fking SIX times...man, how can a human being forget the word CARROT SIX TIMES aHHH???? and after dinner, i had to wash and clean up his plates again! tiao, tambah dishwasher lagi lorh. and havent finished yet! he saw my guitar and he wants me to teach him. Cibai, u want me to slap u har???????? I taught him abit last night, which makes me his guitar tutor too.


Day 4
Well, today Im still a translator, had to boil egg for him again, so im a cook too. and a Secretary too cuz the telstra ppl called me at school today to comfirm the appointment. The teacher cuz AGAIN, he had to ask me lots of stuff. and of course A Saint too, cuz his head is still on his neck. and yea, a dictionary too! and today got new edition.....his Alarm clock! motherF....I had to wake him up cuz this idiot couldnt wake up himself....I know that later in the day Im goin to be a dishwasher, tea maker, guitar tutor, playmate and secretary again..

So as you all can probably see...Im not feeling really happy now. In fact I feel like raping him and then chopping up his limbs and left him at Haghley park and bleed to death. FUCK man.....I did not come to Christchurch for this, this is bullshit. worse than bullshit! Donkeycrap!!

and, I have another game tonight. Its against St. Andrews college, at 6.40pm. If I lose again, Im gonna be so freaking pissed I tell you. Well, wish me luck guys! and hope tat idiot goes back to china....

ps. he's gonna be here till December. =(, help me.... :''''''''(

Tony and Buck

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"if you are an underage girl living in Christchuch you would have heard or even MET with Lester Lai Hsein Yang." -Aaron Tham, 4th July, 2008. The Brotherhood blog.






Well Guys. I've completed my Script! Took me a total of 45 minutes to do it! haha....





Here are the Characters.

This here is Tony, as you can see he's a seal.

And this here is Buck, as u can also see too, he's also a seal.

And this little fellow here is Pipit, he likes knitting and mud wrestling.

And This here is....the Keeper. He's allergic to cats and enjoys D.O.T.A

“Freedom” is the story about 2 seals, Tony and Buck and their journey to escape from the Aquatic Centre. It’s sort of like a symbolic drama about people that are confined or imprisoned with the desire to be free , but with a twist. It’s more of a fantasy story.

Freedom.


The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.


Buck: oh dear, here we go again..... Tony, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Tony: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Buck: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Tony: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!.....Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!

Curtain closes.

That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.

Curtain opens.

Tony: Hey Buck, Why do stars shine?
Buck: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Tony: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Buck: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Tony: Yea yea, whatever….
Buck: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Tony: Stars, I guess.
Buck: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Tony: Yea…me too…
Buck: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Tony: huh?? Oh….yea…..

They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.

Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)

“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”

Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!

They went back to sleep.

Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….

Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….

Curtain closes.

The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.

Curtain opens.

Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck: dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!

Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….

Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.

Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.

Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!

Buck climbs up again and falls again.

Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…

Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.

Minutes later…

Buck: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?

Tony secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.

Buck : ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Tony extends his arms). Tony, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.

Tony: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Buck: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Tony: The who??
Buck: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Tony: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Buck: shut up and help me figure something up.
Tony: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Buck: Yea, like what?
Tony: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Buck: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Tony: Oh yea….darn it.

They tried several ideas but none of them worked.

Buck: TONY! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Tony: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Buck: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Tony: erm….nope…
Buck: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Tony: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..

They brainstormed for ideas.

Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Tony Looks at Buck’s wings, then back to Buck.

Buck: Dude
Tony: Dude.
Buck: Dude no. NO.
Tony: You know that it's the only way.
Buck: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Tony: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Buck: BUCK. NO.
Tony: I will give u a massage.
Buck: No.
Tony: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Buck: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Tony: Fine fine….

(Buck turns around, deep in thought.)

Tony picks up a rock, and tries to approach Buck.

Buck: Tony, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Tony: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock

(Tony walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Buck and raises his hand.)

Buck: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Tony: OH! Hehe….. (puts down the rock and sits on the ground.)

Buck looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.

Buck: (looks at his wings), then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Tony:…but….but…but….What about me???
Buck: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Tony: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Buck: Salmons??
Tony: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. (impales one to each of his hands.)
Buck: Dude, your joking right??
Tony: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Buck: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Tony: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Buck: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…

Tony takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.

Buck: *struggles not to laugh.
Tony: *Gets up. Not a word.
Buck: SEE! It wont work!
Tony: (ignores and flaps again.) And again, falls face first. Arrghh!!!
Buck: Come on Tony, you’re hurting yourself.
Tony: (Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.)
Buck: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God…..

THUMP!

Tony gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up.

Buck: Dude! Jump again! Maybe it will work this time!
Tony: …….or MAYBE….we are using the WRONG FISH!!!
Buck: Don’t you dare touch my tuna….
Tony: awww, come on! Be a man.
Buck: It’s not the fish! It’s YOU!!!
Tony: ME?? How can it be me??
Buck: Dude, Look at yourself!! U have flippers for God’s sake…FLIPPERS.
Tony: OH….No wonder…Then I know what needs to be done.
Buck: what?
Tony: (Looks at his flippers then to Buck)
Buck: MAN!! NOO!! What’s with you and chopping up body parts??
Tony: You know that this is the only way dude.
Buck: No, you’re crazy okk!! CRAZY!!
Tony: Come on…be a sport!
Buck: NO, TONY. We will figure something else up.


A group of penguins walks up. They acts as if they are warriors from the Spartans age. The one who seems to be the leader of the pack walks up.


Pipit: My name is Burung Pipit. Me and my man will help.
Buck: How?.....why?
Pipit: Cuz we admire ur plan to break out from this place…You guys are sick and tired of the way the Keeper use you….jumping thru hoops and all tat…
Tony: Psst…..I tot we want to break out cuz we want to hide ur wings?
Buck: Shssshh….just shut up. We need all the help that we can get alrite.
Tony: alrite alrite…
Buck: Yeah….I ….WE, are sick and tired of being pushed around. We must put this to an end once and for all. No more will we be forced to bow down to their cruel treatment, I dream of a day where seals and penguins could run free in the wild, where we will be more than just part of a show but stars of our own very shows! and that day….that day my friend, is now..*pauses for a moment of deep thought… So how exactly are you gonna help us out?
Tony: Yea, we tried Mud, salmons….they all failed, and I asked Tony to…

Buck pulls Tony aside.

Buck: Tony, for pete’s sake….. Drop it……
Tony: You know that it’s going to work, you’re just jealous.
Buck: Jealous of what??
Tony: Cuz ur afraid that I will be able to fly!
Buck: ME? JEALOUS? You think that I will be jealous of a flipperless seal??
Tony: that’s not the point! Ur just afraid tat I could fly better than you!
Buck: for the last time Tony, im not gonna do it!! Ok?!

Burung Pipit interrupts.

Pipit: Erm, My good man, Tony…we must start planning now.
Buck: Oh yes, most certainly, sorry about that.

(Turns to Tony.)

Buck: alrite Tony, no more bullcrap now.
Tony: Fine! But im not done with you yet! We are gonna continue this later!
Buck: Sweet mother of…..*turns back to Pipit. So what do u have in mind??
Pipit: Ok, so, here’s the plan, me and my boys are going to distract the keeper, while you, wing boy will fly out and get the keys.. Then u unlock the door and we will all be free!!
Buck: there’s just one little problem….
Pipit: What?
Buck: I dun know how to fly yet.
Pipit: Say what?! you serious??
Tony: Yea, dead serious. He can’t fly for shit, he will just drop like a stone…BUT I might be able to….
Pipit: huh? You….
Buck: *interrupts. Tony! Stop it!
Tony: Jeezzz….fine!. (Turns to the penguin.) Oh nothing…
Pipit: Well, my son, u have to believe in yourself and everything will be made possible to you….believe…….beee…..li….e….v….e…. b…..el…..i…..ev…eeeeeeee (whispers) *hands on Buck’s shoulder.
Buck: The heck is wrong with you man??
Pipit: Oh…nothing….quick, we have not much time left. If u want this plan to work, every second is crucial. At exactly 10 mins from now, it will be the feeding time. Me and my men are gonna go to our battle formation. And u, you better get ready and fly away!
Buck: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!!! FUCKKK.
Tony: Hey man, watch the language!
Buck: and you! Just shut the hell up, I’ve had enough of your effing bullcrao. Yeah! I am never gonna fly OK!? This wings are bullshit. They are bullshit wings! I think we should just drop this stupid plan and forget all about it!
Pipit: There there….Just calm down and think of good thoughts alrite…
Buck: We have less than 9 mins left, and they are gonna take me away! How the heck do u expect me to be calm??
Pipit: (Puts hands on both side of Tony’s head.) Look into my eyes. What do you see, tell me.
Buck: I see a penguin whose head is gonna be jammed up his ass.
Pipit: what else do you see?
Buck: I see a seal with flippers jammed up his ass too.
Tony: Oh very clever Buck …
Pipit: Look closer Buck, what do you see…..
Buck: Now I see the same penguin who has his head up his head, only it’s slightly different now.
Pipit: What’s the difference?
Buck: My foot is in it too.
Pipit: No Buck, no one’s is getting their foot up anyone’s ass. Now, just calm down and do it again.
Buck: Fine fine…..*inhales deeply then sighs. I see……myself.
Pipit: Yes, you see yourself. Cuz its all in you Buck, it’s all in you…
Buck: and what the hell does that suppose to mean???
Pipit: It means that the power lies deep within you Buck. (takes out a something wrapped in a handkerchief)
Tony: What’s that?

(Pipit unfolds the handkerchief, on his palms lies a black smooth pebble.)

Pipit: If you can grab this pebble from my hand…
Buck: Ur JOKING right?
Pipit: …..If you can grab this (Buck suddenly reached in and grab it, then he jumps back.) ….Pebble. *Buck is on mid air now.
Buck: see! What?! I got it! Is this suppose to help at all???
Tony: Holyshit……..
Pipit: Yes, you are ready my child….now look down.
Buck: Oh for God’s sake….(looks down). OH my god!!! I’m flying?...I’m Flying!!!!!!
Pipit: Yes you are. Now we must do what we must.
Buck: (Lands.) Yeap.
Tony: *Stares in awe. Wow….
Buck: Come on Tony, we haven’t got much time!


The penguins went to their ‘formation’.

Pipit: Quick here they come! Act natural!

Buck hides behind a rock. Tony for some reasons started rubbing his belly, and acting weird. 3 men walked in. They were carrying buckets filled with fish parts. The leader penguin was standing there, acting like a cute lil innocent penguin. When the men got close enough…he yelled.

Pipit: “FOR SPARTAAA!!!” and kicked one of the men into the pool.

The rest of the penguins rolled out like a scene from ‘mission impossible’ and attacked the other men. “YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”

Meanwhile Buck flew out, at first there were a few struggles, Tony gave him a few push.

Men 1#: “quick! The penguins are going wild! Use the tranquilizers!!” (The men takes out their guns and start shooting)

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW…

Tony: watch out!!!

The penguins saw this coming, and they dodged the bullets, (matrix bullet dodging scene.) but for some reasons, all of them got hit except for the leader.

(Buck flies back to the scene with the keys he saw what had happened)

Buck: WHY THE HELL DID U SLOW MO-ED???

Tony: NOooooooooo

Pipit: Quick! There’s not much time left! I don’t know how much longer can I hold them for!! What are u still waiting for!?? GO!!!

Buck: But what about you???
Tony: Yeah WE wont leave you here!
Pipit: Go, I need to stay here with my men…Go.
Tony: Forget your men! They are all down anyway~
Buck: Shut up Tony.

(The Keeper walks in)

“and what the heck is goin on here????”

Pipit: GO!!!!! NOW, before it’s too late! Let me handle this. (pushes them away.)

Tony: Alrite then! Take care…and thank you…
Pipit: No, thank you. Now go!
Buck: Bye….be well my friend.
Tony: bye…

Tony and buck runs away.

The penguin closes the cage door and locks both of them inside. The keeper and the penguin are staring at each other eye to eye. The keeper pulls out his baton, the penguin reaches to the ground and picks up a salmon.

Keeper: now there little guy…..put that salmon down before anyone gets hurt…
Penguin: Never!!! ( Sqwakkkk!!!)
Keeper:come on, there’s no need for this, I dun wanna hurt you, really, I dun want to.”
Penguin: I will make u wish that ur never borne before, I will break every inch of ur bone and bath in ur blood and feast on ur bones..”(Sqwakk sqwakkkkk sqwak sqwakkkkkk)
Keeper: “Look here, I don’t know what are u sqwaking about, but if u dun drop it this instance, ur gonna get it!”
Penguin: bring it on. (Squak squak wak.)

The keeper and the penguin charges at each other. The keeper with his baton and the penguin with his salmon. They ran to each other, (slows down at the moment when their so called ‘blades’ clashes with each other.) and then both of them stopped, with their back facing each other. Then the keeper clutches his belly and kneels on the ground.

Keeper: ahhh, u got me…

The penguin picked up another salmon. He dashed towards the keeper, did a 360 twist, spread his salmon flippers apart and gave a mighty clap to the keeper’s head.

Keeper: “Jesus!!!...” (drops down unconscious.)


(Pipit drops the salmon and walks away. )
Curtain closes.



Curtain opens.


Meanwhile, Tony and Buck escaped.

Tony: WE did it Buck!!! WE did it!
Buck : yes we did…yes we did…
Tony: so what now??
BuckI have no idea…we shall go wherever our destiny brings us.
Tony: you joking right???

~The end~

The project

The Brotherhood Proudly Presents to you…….

“The Bhood Road Trip ‘08”

Brought to you by Leshitspittinstar.

2 Seals Production.

Directed by: Leshitspittinstar

Stars:
Juelze Crowne aka Julian Law
Yukiecco Just lost $450 aka Genghis Khoo
Mr. Our only hope aka Lim Chuan Jok
The durian Sak Sak girl aka Belinda
the psssssssssst hot girl aka Adeline
Leshitspittinstar aka Lester Lai
And others yet to be added.

"Im gonna beat you "

"Beat me? Tiao, u know who's my daddy ka?"

Introduction to the movie

This is the Brotherhood first ever movie, brought to you by yours truly. The method of filming this film is still unknown, but knowing us, I’m sure that we can come out with something at some point of time. (p.s. If it all comes to the worst, we will just use our handphones!)

We are going to start the filming process either at the End of November 2008 or the Beginning of December 2008 and it should take about a few weeks to finish it, I HOPE.

So far, the movie script isn’t completed yet. Heck, I haven’t even started it yet! But be assured, it’s gonna be good, DAMN good. and it might suck like hell too, but lets hope the best laa.. The story is about the journey of 3 friends to Kuching; Adeline, Belinda and Lester.

Adeline wants to go to Kuching to see her honey poopy sweet heart, Mr. I-dun-know-what’s-his-name. Belinda wants to follow her so that she can pursue her dreams of building the foundations of her multi-million Durian based products company named, “Belrian – If you dun want, I SAK you.” And Lester just wants to tag along just for the sake for fun. But what lies ahead will change the lives of these 3 young teens FOREVER.

A story full of Action, Romance, Suspense and Lusts…. Follow the journey of a lifetime, packed with durians, AIDS, memories and suspenseful…erm, stuff.

Will they ever get to Kuching?
Will Adeline be reunited with her dear beloved sweet pumpkin eggtart?
Will Bell fulfil her dreams of her durian Empire?
Will Lester finally figure out the purpose of his presence?
Will any of them survive through AIDS?

Stay tuned and find out soon…….by saying ‘stay tuned’ it means that u will have to wait around 5 months to see the actual film..teehee..

Coming to Theatres near you….

*Fireworks.

The 2 seals, part of it.

Hi!!! Well, this here is what I got for my script, so far...not yet finish yet laa.



"The scene starts with 2 seals, resting on a rock. They are in The Aquatic centre. They are about to go on their daily shows. The first seal is called Tony and the other one is called Buck.


Tony: oh dear, here we go again.....Buck, its ur turn to jump thru the hoop.
Buck: No! I dun wanna do it! , u do it! I wanna balance on the ball this time."
Tony: Come on! We made a deal ok? We take turns everyday.
Buck: Na ah…I dun wanna jump thru the hoop! It’s scary and I’m afraid that I will get burnt. Quick! Here they come!
Tony: Ah crap. That’s it, Im gonna make it rain tonight.
Buck: Don’t you dare…
Tony: You just watch me.
Buck: Tony, I swear to God If u do it again, im gonna whack you with a salmon. It gives me rashes ok!!!
Tony: Then let me be on the ball!
Buck: NO!
Tony: Then, FINE!
Buck: FINE!

That night. After a tiring day, Tony and buck are relaxing on a rock, under the stars.

Buck: Hey Tony, Why do stars shine?
Tony: I don’t know, because it’s what they suppose to do? Like how SOMEONE was supposed to jump thru the hoop today.
Buck: Ah! Come on!! I’m sorry ok!
Tony: I don’t care, you’re doing it tomorrow!
Buck: Yea yea, whatever….
Tony: Gosh, I wonder what’s up there…..
Buck: Stars, I guess.
Tony: Man….I know that the stars are out there, I just wonder what’s OUT there…
Buck: Yea…me too…
Tony: If only I could fly, then I will know…
Buck: huh?? Oh….yea…..

They both fell asleep. Then suddenly Tony wakes up, grins mischievously and ‘rained’ on Buck.

Buck: Huh? Huh? What? (wakes up). OMG!! TONY!!!
Tony: Haha! That’s for breaking your promise! Thought that I would forget about it huh?
Buck: Sheesh man! I just had my shower!!!!
Tony: Have you learnt your lesson then???!!!!
Buck: I’ll give u a lesson. (bends over)

“Keep it down guys! Some of us wants to sleep here!”

Tony: Shssshh…..
Buck: Shssh yourself!
They went back to sleep.

Then Tony wakes up again, he stood up….

Buck: (while with eyes closed.) Don’t you dare do it Tony, or I swear to God that I will…
Tony: (Lies back down). Goodnite Buck!
Buck: Yea, Goodnite….

The next day….Buck wakes up and realized something.

Buck: hey dude, u gotta check this out…. dude, wake up!!!!
Tony: what?? for GOd's sake! wat Buck???
Buck:dude, i think i can fly!!!"
Tony: .....u woke me up just to tell me.....holychickendroppings!!!! Oh my goodness! how the heck did this happen?"
Buck: I dun know….but look at it! I’ve got wings babeh!!! Yeshh!!
Tony: Come on! This is not possible! You cant have wings! I mean, Look at you! There must be an explanation for this!
Buck: Could it be the salmons?
Tony:….Salmons don’t do that to you…
Buck: What then! Ah-ha! I know! Last night you peed on me!!!!!
Tony: Huh!? That’s bullshit man!
Buck: Well, what’s so hard to believe about that? Maybe your pee has some sort of magical powers that sorta released me inner magical-ness and made this wings appear?
Tony: Inner magical-ness?? Ah come on! This is nonsense, my pee DOES NOT have magic powers!!

Tony admires Buck’s wings for a few seconds….

Tony: dude, u know what u should do???
Buck: what dude?
Tony: you should FLY man!!!
Buck: Like….d’uh!!!
Tony: Do it then!!! Come on! Do it!
Buck: Alrite, here goes nothing.

Buck climbs up to the tallest rock and jumps down. He falls down face first.

Tony: Omg…that must be the worse flight ever!
Buck: Crap! It hurts!!! I think I have broken something….
Tony: oh come on, be a man! Suck it up. Do it again! Maybe u just need a few practises!
Buck: alrite, But if I fall again this time, that’s it!

Buck climbs up again and falls again.

Buck: Alright, that’s it for today….
Tony: No! Don’t give up! You should keep goin! Nothing is impossible!!!
Buck: Oh, is that so? Since when are you so supportive? I bet that you just want to see me fall!
Tony: hehe…

Buck tried several more attempts. And failed on most of it.

Minutes later…

Tony: Man….I don’t know if my wings work…Are they for real? Then Why cant I fly like the birds in the skies??? Why Cant I float Like a butterfly? Why?

Buck secretly goes to the back and decided to give him a little push.

Tony: ……Why is this so hard? (Buck approaches, with a grin.) All I have to do is flap my (Buck extends his arms). Buck, Don’t you dare push me or I swear that I’m gonna knock you out cold with that bucket.

Buck: Hey! Alright, I was just trying to lend u a helping hand man…Chill..
Tony: Helping hand my ass. OMG! What’s gonna happen when the Keeper finds out??
Buck: The who??
Tony: You know, the keeper!! *points to the guy with the bucket on the left.
Buck: oh!!! the KEeper!!!OMG! haha! you're soo dead bro!
Tony: shut up and help me figure something up.
Buck: Maybe you should cover it up with something..
Tony: Yea, like what?
Buck: I know! You can use mud!!!!
Tony: Mud? You’re joking right? Dude, we are SEALS, most of out lives are in WATER.
Buck: Oh yea….darn it.

They tried several ideas but none of them worked.

Tony: BUCK! For the last time, We are not gonna go with ur stupid mud idea!
Buck: Fine! It’s not me who has the wings!!! Then you should only swim with ur belly faced upwards from now on!
Tony: and what? You seriously believe tat the keeper wont notice anything strange when he sees me swimming on my back for the rest of the time??
Buck: erm….nope…
Tony: Do you think that the keeper is that stupid??
Buck: Fine fine…im only trying to help ok…..

They brainstormed for ideas.

Buck and Tony stares at each other, Then Buck Looks at his wings, then back to Tony.

Tony: Dude
Buck: Dude.
Tony: Dude no. NO.
Buck: You know that it's the only way.
Tony: NO! Im not gonna cut off my wings you get me????
Buck: Come on, it wont hurt abit.
Tony: BUCK. NO.
Buck: I will give u a massage.
Tony: No.
Buck: You can have half of my tuna and I will…
Tony: NO! for the last time! WE are not gonna go with that plan ok? Geez, it’s worst than ur stupid mud plan!
Buck: Fine fine….

Tony turns around, deep in thought.

Buck picks up a rock, and tries to approach Tony.

Tony: Buck, I’m gonna count to 3, and If you don’t put down that rock I’m going to shove it up ur Neverland.
Buck: alrite! Fine then! *puts down the rock

Buck walks away, then he stops, and picks up another rock, he reproaches Tony and raises his hand.

Tony: I dare you to do it. Come on, just do it.
Buck: OH! Hehe….. *puts down the rock and sits on the ground.

Tony looks up to the sky, then he suddenly got an idea.

Tony: *looks at his wings, then to the skies. Hey…you know what…..I can start practising like really hard and fly away!!!! Yeah! This might work! *Flaps his wings.
Buck:…but….but…but….What about me???
Tony: Oh yea….You…..too bad you don’t have wings…if not u could fly away with me too….sigh.
Buck: yea……hey….what if….. (walks to one side and picks up two salmons and stares at them)
Tony: Salmons??
Buck: Yea. Watch and learn sonny boy. *impales one to each of his hands.
Tony: Dude, your joking right??
Buck: No dude. This is for real. Now stand back.
Tony: You know that this is never gonna work right?
Buck: I was born for this. Now, stand back.
Tony: fine fine….but, I just wanna tell u tat I told you so…

Buck takes a few steps back, breathed deeply and started running while flapping wildly, he jumps of the rocks and falls face first to the ground with a loud ‘WHACK”.

Tony: *struggles not to laugh.
Buck: *Gets up. Not a word.
Tony: SEE! It wont work!
Buck: *ignores and flaps again. And again, falls face first.
Tony: Come on Buck, you’re hurting yourself.
Buck: *Stands back up, this time instead of flapping, he decided to spin like a helicopter’s blade.
Tony: *looks in awe. O…..My…..God….(THUMP.)

Buck gets up, feeling really angry and frustrated. He pulls out the salmon and gobbles them up. "




Anyway, the other boy came today. His name is Derek, he's 20 years old, but he looks like a 16 year old boy. He came here to learn english, which means that his english suck ass and my chinese suck ass too. He cant even communicate with my homestay mum. It's gonna be fun, Damn Fun.

At first when Beverley told me that he likes to play basketball, in my mind, I thought that he will be a tall, atheletic maybe big, boy. Cuz that will be sweet cuz i can play my balls with him. hehe....basketball laaa... but now...haih, im scared that I will send him back to the Province of China larh...how now?

Oh yea, about my basketball match, we LOST again. We played against Haghley. and I proudly admit that I take full responsible of the lost. *chest up high. At the first 10 minutes we were awesome....AWESOME.. and then I got really fking tired and played like crap. Then they pretty much beat the shit out of us, till they have to squeeze each of our bellies to get the very last drop of shit out. =(.

and NEVER before in my whole life of playing had I been sub out so many times!!! The coach sub me out like, 10 times???? It was like, I go in for 5 mins, come out to rest or 2 mins and then go back in again!! Mahai!! I felt soooo bad. If only I wasnt sick and DIDNT GAINED FUCKING 6 KGs DURING THE HOLIDAYS AND STOPPED WORKING OUT FOR 2 WEEKS PLUS.....we could have won! I mean like, at first we were playing like how the great almighty Lester Lai would play and then the next moment...mana tahu, macam Si Daryll the Comel pula!?!?!?

haha, anyway, too late to say anything about that stupid bullshit game. I'm gonna start training hardout. cannot play play liao this. Must fucking win a match. AND this just prove that the whole damn team depends on me, cuz when I was 'down' they are pretty much fucked. So yeah, starting from monday, im gonna wake up at bloody 6 am and go practice basketball at the courts!!

Thats all for today guys. Love u all. muacks.