Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Merry Xmas
Just came back from KL 3 days ago, I wanted to blog about it, but my mum somehow magically transported my cable to God knows where..So right now I'm playing indiana Jones and the angry mum. I will write about it as soon as I find my cable alright.
Well gained 4 kgs while I was in KL. Isn't that awesome? In less than a week I can gain 4kg...i wonder what will it be like if it's say a month..16kg?? hahaa...anyway, this holiday I'm just hanging out with my family I guess, all my friends are at I dun know where now. Holiday-ing with their family most probably, so I will meet most of them next year!
There's going to be a Brotherhood Reunion at 2nd January at, (don't ask me cuz they havent say where, and what time yet.). I'm kinda looking forward to it, but i really hope that it wont be just like 5-6 people. kao joi ah if reunion like that! and oh! Si comel is at KK now, and Ping just got back but she's going to Langkawi today till 3rd Jan...and she's goin back on 10th of Jan?? GG lorh this...I was supposed to go see her yesterday at thsi cardio class but i cant cuz it turns out that its an all-girls thingy...not that I'm afraid or what...It's cuz they wont let me in! haha.
Anyway.....Merry Christmas to all of u! And even though Santa Clause isnt real at all, Lester Lai is! lolol....
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Anyway I've been in Miri for like 1 week plus only and so far everything is good. I can't stop eating! Everyday I just eat, abit cibai lorh i think. But I eat so much still can lose 3 kg!! hahaa.I have no idea how I managed to do it! diu, last night go open air I had one bowl of porridge, one ganmien and 1 and a half plate of that steamed chicken thingy...and after all that I'm STILL not really full yet. So..how's my diet goin??? sometimes its good and sometimes macam babi who has been starving for 3 weeks.
I hadn't been as hardcore in gym as how i was in Christchurch, just go GCM all the time to play Tennis with friends, well more like I give them free tennis lesson cuz they SUCK! Cibai can't hit too hard later give them nightmares at night. And the Gym at Gcm also abit dangerous lo, all full of rust de, I will die of Tetanus! and eh! Cibai man, my brother so slim now!! Before I left he was 94kg....Now when I'm back, I'M 94 and he's like 60 plus only.... Even My Dad got slimmer abit too!! haa and for some reasons, even though i gained 10kg, ppl still say that I look slimmer!! woohoo, i know magic, haa beat that andy!
Haven't really hung out with Julian them, we met like ONE time only! and we were being naughty boys and walking under the rain, so romantic laa!! haha..I cant wait to go to the Bhood reunion, just that they havent decided on the place, venue and time yet.. GG liao la this. Met Si Comel yesterday and the day before, he so sexy now la, his hair look like the hair of the models in sunsilk. When I smell it, my knees goes numb. Went to overnight, sorta at this girl's place but then nothing happened cuz she loves to say no! hahaa but her parents busuang so i had to run to si comel's house instead and rub feet with him and girl talk till 4am the next day. hint, Someone like Yee Ping ohh!!! haha and erm...going to KL this Sunday with family for about 1 week. and after that I think Yee Ping is coming back and Someone is going to be happy.
Anyway, that's all for now, dun really have any pictures yet cuz my N82 has some problem and im using this other phone which doesnt have a camera. See i so poor right???? haha mwahh love u guys.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
8 facts about me
The Bus Trip
And that's erm..Lara I think. we will just call her the girl in red.
Haha, see all my friends so damn cool right that night? I hate my life...haha after like 30 minutes, we went to another pub. Everyone was really drunk already in the bus, we were dancing and drinking, well not me cuz im very guai de. And it was DISGUSTING, it smelt like sweat+farts in the bus, I don't know if it's only me cuz no one else seems to be bothered by it...Then like shit man, this one armed guy starts to make out with the bunny, like eww! I really wanted to leave this shitty party but I cant cuz we are 30km away from the city. :(
The next pub has a live band, they were alright but the songs they play sucks. Those fugly girls in my bus where like hard-out head banging to some shitty fuck song, "killing in the name of" or some stupid song. Then the next pub was called, 'the clock tower', I danced awhile and drank 4 cups of water. The next pub, I sat on the tables and watch rugby while going to the toilet ALOT to pee. and THANK GOD! that was the last one.
And this goddamn stupid bus driver dun know how so smart just simply drop us at town. When we got down no one knew where we were! and like almost everyone is drunk..ma hai. Then we walked to the city, which we did, eventually. Then everyone else is planning to go clubbing again, (I didnt really feel like it cuz they are too cool for me laa..) but anyway I just follow cuz i dun want to be a pussy. Then like one of them is already really super drunk. We asked her to go back home but nooo..she doesnt want and what did she do?? She lies on the ground, refuses to get up and throws a tantrum. hah! and shes 20 years old. and guess what? the cops came too!! LOL. At the end she went back cuz she doesnt want to be in jail....
And after that it pretty much just ruin the already ruined night. We were walking to the bus exchange and my friends were talking and one of them goes like, "I'm not happy." and some drunk white punks heard it and goes like, "Im not happy too." . and this girl goes, "FUCK YOU!" to them. and for no fking reasons, she comes and grabs my arm, pretending to be my gf. and fuck! if she's pretty then oklaa...but she looks like shrek+donkey combined.
Ma tiao, the guy and his friend walks up and was like,
"hey fuck! come on, you wanna fight?? you bitch, bring it on."
and his friend was like,
"Yeah, come on shit"
And we were just like ignoring them and continuing to walk off. In my head I was like, "Ma ci bai, GG liao lorh....Cibai this Cibaii girl, Ma fuck. tiao..." I wasnt afraid, but im really pissed off cuz I had a bad night and this bitch just made it worse. Then one of the guy tapped my shoulders. I stopped and turned back. and I swear to God that I'm not making this up, that guy literally just shut his mouth and his friend was like planning to walk slowly away and leaving him behind. I really wanted to punch him and stuff but I will get thrown into jail...but man! That guy face went white cuz he thought that I wont stop at all..and he didnt saw me at first, he thought that this girl's 'bf' is just some weak sissy boy. Hah!
But I've gotta give it to him too, he's not that big, he's skinny as fuck actually and I'm one half a head taller than him and he has got the guts to come and confront me, that is what you call brave.
And this cibai bitch, don't know her face how thick there..tiao..IF really fight I will beat her up as well. Didn't even say THANK YOU worh..mcb...
Anyway.....I missed my bus because of all this shit! The last bus doesnt goes pass my place but I have to catch it anyway and get dropped of at Riccarton Mall, which is like 3km away from my place and then from there I had to RUN back home at fking 1am in the morning. Well, it's good cuz I can cool down and get a workout!
So there you go, my night of clubbing. It's pretty shit I think, no wait, it's really shit. But I'm coming back on next Sunday and you Miri People, you better give me a good time! or else...haa.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Power rangers! woohoo.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Good luck to those SPM-ers.
and I'm going to put it this way for some of you guys out there.
Well, there's no other way of saying this, but you know that it's true so cheer up, smile. =)
9 more days till my sangat sangat besar punya huge exams!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Graduation
Well it has been a great year, and the whole year was kinda really too easy. Classes were awesome, the students just pretty much sit around and talk, I especially love History, you will never know what the hell is going to come up, one minute it can be watching Dragon Ball Z on YouTube to French Condom Advertisements, and the next it would be about this millionaire dude who built a sex dungeon under his house!
And I think I've done alot of stuff in school in just a year, I was in the Young Entreprise which was disbanded cuz we don't have enough people and cuz we suck! I was in the Weightlifting team which I quitted cuz the trainer sucks and doesnt even show up. and I was in the School's First Five basketball team at Centre, Now, we really SUCK pretty much on the first half of the tournament, with a record breaking of 1 win and 10 loss at the first season, but at the second half we got out FIRST ever VICTORY in God knows how many years. Man, that time was awesome, it was like we were cursed to not being able to shit and pee and that curse was lifted up and now we can shit and pee as much as we want to!
Then I represented my House team, "Marlow" in battle of the bands, which was great. Then I performed my own two songs in my school's musical night which is really cool and! I've got like 9 songs now and I'm in a band, sort of, with this other 15 year old boy...XD and like 8 and half of the songs were by me. Might be doing some gigs next year if I'm lucky, lol. Then I was chosen to be in the International committee which is awesome cuz I get a badge and eat free dimsum!! LOL, it was pretty much like this...
"Ok boys, so just order what you want ok."
"Alrite, thanks."
few minutes of ticking the tiny sheet of paper.
"ok, so there's 4 siew mai, 4 plates of chicken feet, 2 plates of shrimps, 3 plates of deep fried squid, 2 char sao bao, 3 plates of yam something bla bla bla..."
"yea, that's it and can we have a pot of crysanthemum tea too."
"sure thing."
After we have our feast.
"Ok boys, so how are we going to pay?" (Teacher looks at us.)
(I Turn over) "Psst...are we suppose to pay ka?"
Korean boy, Jonathan, China boy, Kuching boy- smiles.
(Teacher pays up.)
XDXDXD
LoL, I think she spent at least a hundred bucks on us! haha...O well, bet that she will remember us for life. We DID thought of paying her, but I've got a dollar and something cents only and this other guy had 20 cents. so fuck it.
Moving on....Came here and gained around roughly 16kg-ish, from 84 to a sexy 101kg! haha. But I was bulking up that time and now im trying to go down to around 88-89, im 92KG now,,.lol. I tried Boxing here cuz I was just too damn bored all the time, and it was pretty cool. Met this sexy Brazilian guy who works as a trainer there and became training partner with him, Bruno. Turns out he's the World Under-21 Mixed Martial Arts Champion and he's going to defend his title next year at 12th January 2009! I've got bruises that were out of this world from this guy! We sparr together sometimes and he teaches me some stuff. It's good to learn and all, but it hurts ALOT, like no joke, it fucking hurts. His Kick's max power is like a car going at 35 miles per hour! and when he kicked me, I couldnt walk properly for 2 mths...
And then! Like 2 days ago at my graduation rehearsal, after it ended we were waiting for the school bus and this guy was like wrestling with the other boys and me being a nice boy and all decided to teach them a few stuff. I told him to choke me from behind, he's like 6'2 and weighs around 110kg. Then I flicked him over and everyone just went @.@. Then for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time, the same thing happened over and over again, I had to stop because I made him bleed. muahahaha, take that u fat ass! Then this other guy came up to me and told me that he wanna sparr with me tommorrow at the school's gym.
The Next day, Sparring day, D-Day. I woke up feeling this unexplainable Joy deep within me. I went to school and waited for him at the Gym. We went to get the key and went in. My sexy History teacher then came in for a workout, and he watched us too.
Anyway, I started teaching him a few moves like what to do when u get choke, taught him what I did to the other guy but with ENHANCEMENTS! lol, I taught him how to break the hand when he drops him. Then, I taught him some groundwork. After that we sparred together, it was submission (see who taps out first). So yea, we had around 7 rounds and he tapped out SEVEN times....SEVEN. I was feeling sooo happy! Cuz I've never ever ever EVER EVER made anyone tap out before...(I've sparred with Bruno around over 100 time and not ONCE did I win...but he is after all the undefeated WORLD champion...lol.) It's a really good feeling knowing that you can beat someone up. The next day he came to school and told me that he's sore all over. His neck hurts, he cant feel his wrists, his shoulders feels like crap and there are MY handprints on his neck. LOL.
Gonna come back in less than 3 week's time. My BIG BIG HUGE SANGAT BESAR PUNYA test is coming up in 2 weeks time, and I've got the whole of next week off for study leave, gonna hopefully study till I shit and pee out blood. and! lol, dun think that I've forgotten about 'The Ultimate Battle Between Two Ferocious Tiger' AND! 'The Marriot Ressurected Bet.' O, it's on baby.
Plus, I will try to direct and make a Bhood Movie! and looking forward to the Bhood Reunion '08 and the 'End of the year cheerleaders and footballers Bhood Party'. lol. Anyway, it's been quite a while since I've done a really long post, so you all should be really happy now!! Thats all for today, love u guys, mwah.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
The Black Mustang
1: The person who last tag you is
LIFEN! It's always her!! haha
2: Your relationship with him/her is:
My Daughter.
3: Your five impression of him/her:
A Fucking Awesome Horse Rider.
4: The most memorable thing he/she had done for you:
Gave me candy! woohoo.
5: The more memorable thing he/she had said to you:
"fuck u mum. =)"
6: If he/she become your lover, you will:
Learn to ride a horse first.
7: If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve will be:
Learn to recite the ABCs backwards! haha
8: If he/she become your enemy, you will :
Grab all of her pics, edit them and upload them into the internet. Then I will sneak into her house at the middle of the night, shave her bald and when she wakes up I will convince her that she's having a dream.
9: If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be:
She doesnt want ot give me half of her fried rice.
10: The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
Kneel down and rub her feet.
11: Your overall impression of him/her is:
The best daughter in the whole wide world.
12: How you think people around you will feel about you? :
They will go like, 'The fuck is this guy talking about?".
13: The characters you love yourself are:
I am not gay.
14: On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are:
Sometimes I am? haha!
15: The most ideal person you want to be is:
BATMAN!!
16: For people that care and like you, say something to them :
You guys have no idea of what shit you've gotten yourself into. and I love you too, lets share a coconut.
17: Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you:
1: LIFEN!
2: JOHNNY!!!
3: YEE SYUAN!!
4: JULIAN LAW!
5: OLIVER YEE
6:SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!
and fuck this, the others wont even bother replying my tags...
18: Who is no.6 having relationship with?:
Mary Jane
19: Is no.9 a male or female?:
it's a she-male.
20: What is no.2 studying about?:
Medicine thingy.
21: When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?:
Last night!
22: What kind of music band does no.8 like?:
The Milo Tin Band.
23: Does no.1 have any sibling?:
YES!!
24: Will you woo no.3? why?:
Not in a TrillionGAzillionBillion Years times 10. Because Im allergic to shrimps.
25: How about no.7?:
If she is Jessica Alba then a fuck yeah.
26: Is no.4 single?:
NO! he's with no.3 now. haha
27: What is the surname of no.5?:
YEE
28: What's the hobby of no.4?:
Doing Crazy Stunts and giving people bubble baths.
29: Does no.5 and no.9 get along well?:
Not at al
30: Where is no.2 studying at?
Perth
31: Talk something casually about no.1?:
She likes to wrestle in the mud with me, sometimes we play with jelly together but she usually owns me in that could she's just too skillful with slippery stuff. Once she swallowed a whole cucumber without even chewing or choking! And there's this one time where I dared her to streak around the school naked but she didnt want to do it and called me a stupid crazy bitch, so I bu suang and pulled her piggytail and she chased me around the whole school but she couldnt catch me cause her puny little legs arent able to support her sexy hot body so she called her horse, 'The Black Mustang" and chased after me. BUT she couldnt find me cause I was hiding up on a tree. And If u look closely into her eyes, you could see mickey mouse dancing with minnie mouse and goofy is running about with donald duck who's apparently holding something which seems like a yellow thong.
32: How you tried developing feeling for no.8?:
Yes!
33: Where does no.9 live at?:
Your momma's house.
34: What colour does no.4 like?:
Pink and Violet
35: Are no.5 and 1 best friend?:
Yes of course they are.
36: Does no.1 have any pets?:
Yes la, "the black mustang"
37: Is no.1 the sexiest person in the world?:
OMG! U kidding me? she's HOTTTTT...psssstttttt (steam coming out.)
38: What is no.6 doing now?:
Playing sticky fingers.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
tagged by lifen
What is your ambition?
Aww, come on, you know this. The aspiring singer in nightclubs who's running away from loan sharks laa...
Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriends?
Depends. If my friends are hot girls, then "O helllooo...:" and if they are bunch of mutated apes who escaped from the animal testing facility then. "Hey guys, wanna back massage?"
How often do you think of commiting suicide?
You have no idea how many times I thought of it during my tramping trip with 10 guys....
Do you think you have enough confidence?
Not at all! I think that Im as shy as a little kitten. meow.
How many babies do you want?
IF I can give birth to babies, I will go all the way babeh....push it to the limits!....2. hahaha.
Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
Lu bodoh ka? If after rain no rainbow, its like when you shit, no shit come out.
What is your goal for this year?
Get into fucking uni. Win the ultimate battle between two ferocious tiger.
Do you believe in eternity love?
Of course I do.
Whats a perfect boyfriend/girlfriend like to you? (List 10)
-doesnt smell
-Doesnt have a tail
-Doesnt disappear mysteriously during a fullmoon
-Must NOT look like my father
-When I say speak, u ask "What language" when I say massage u ask "where??" and when I say jump u ask, "how high."
-I DO NOT want like when I say speak, u reply, "U shuddup la diao..", when I say massage you will reply me, "You crazy haa?? Massage? U want eat my shit ha?", and when I say jump, you go, "Ma de...Jump your head ah, come wash my feet now." - NO! NO! NO! NO!
-Doesnt suck my blood.
-Bodyparts stays in place and doesnt have a funky smell
-I big NO if there's any squirrells or birdnests on the armpits. (hi wendy. XDXDXD)
-Isnt air inflated.
What are you really afraid of?
Myself. No, really.
What is your opinion in distance relationship?
It's awesome, means that you can do watever you want cuz that bitch is million of miles away...muahahaha..
Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
NOPE. I honestly can say that I dun have much close friends. The closest ones are the hoods and yea, thats it I guess. and oh! Lifen! lol
What does flying mean to you?
It could either mean that I'm on a plane or someone stuff a 12 inch metal pole up my ass.
What do you crave for the most currently?
Going back to Miri.
Are you single/in a relationship?
Oh, I just discovered my true self, I met this hot spanish guy while i was sunbathing........Im single laa.
Describe in 7 words the person who tagged you.
Check her out in my blog ok.
What have you done to yourself to make u happy?
Laugh as the fucking china boy's bracelet breaks and the beads falls to the ground, and tat idiot would be screaming and scrambling to pick you the beads as if he's competing with his imaginary china friends
What will you become in another 10 years to come?
The Greatest Man The world has ever seen.
Which one would you rather do? A chick with a dick or a man with a pussy?
A chick with a dick! LoL. well, what would YOU do then???
(Subtract one question from above and make up ur own personal question and tag 7 persons)
(I only tag people whom I know will reply.)
-Johnny Tiong
-Oliver Yee
-Katherine Lee
- Not Daryll Ooi
-Choo Yee Syuan
- Sii Long Win
-Aarom Tham.
Friday, October 24, 2008
everything is all good here ;)
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
boring boring boring.
I start of at 2.00pm by cycling to gym, 3km.
Then I swam 40 laps in the pool.
Then, I ran on the treadmill for 20 minutes.
Then, still not dead yet, I went down to the basketball courts, pulled some bench together and jump over it and then on it for 40 times.
Then, STILL not unconscious, I played 2 on 2 with some random people for and 1 hour and 30 minutes, i think. The score was like 100-52?? xD
Then after that, still not yet finished, I played 1 on 1 soccer with Bruno.
and to finish it off, I cycled 3km back again, reaching my place at 7pm!
So there you go, 5 hours of pleasure. I felt sooo tired and worn out, and went to bed at 9.30pm, but you know what?!?! I was wide awake till 12.47pm man! for 3 hours, i lay on my bed doing nothing! Then I woke up at went to have instant noodles.
It's 2am now, I just updated the Brotherhoodblog, at http://thebhoodblog.blogspot.com/. Someone is going to be a happy rabbit. And well, I'm going to bed now.
and oh! My holiday last week was totally wasted! didnt do anything at all! godemnit.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
The Quotes.
Well..I have been so hardworkingly complied all of Kendrick's quotes, dating way way way back months ago! lol...
KENDRICK’s Quotes
<3>(25 may 2008, 11.17pm, Sunday.)
Leave comment in kendrickkho.blogspot.com =) (28 May 2008, 2.54pm)
Wei Ai Shou Shang (15th June 2008.)
What more do I have to say. (15th June 2008.)
U’ll will finally see thru that a hero lies in you. (16th June, 2008.)
Let me show u now that I am for real. (16th June, 2008.)
BabyDear <3>
You took my heart; and tore it apart (4th July, 2008)
Happy bthday mui, lotsa love from kor and da shao <3>
You’re number one, always in my heart #01 (26th June, 2008.)
Reminiscing all the time we had together. <3>
Reminiscing <3>
Kendrickkho.blogspot.com (updated)- reminiscing <3>
How did I fall in love with you ? (3rd July, 2008)
Breaking everything (5th July, 2008)
I do cherish you for the rest of my life. You don’t have to think twice. (5th July, 2008)
4 things that ain’t to be broken in life. Trust; Relations; Hearts & Promises. (6th July, 2008)
Kiss me tenderly (17th July, 2008)
Dance like there’s no tomorrow. (5th August, 2008.)
wiLbCometRue. (12th August, 2008.)
New hope arise (20th August, 2008.)
Dancing in the rain (24th August, 2008)
Compare and Contrast (25th August, 2008)
Roc candy <3.>
Love’s like a knife; it can stab d heart or carve wonderful images into d soul that will last a lifetime. (29th August, 2008.)
Zhen me yang cai neng rang shi jian dao liu. (31st August, 2008)
I know, u know. Guilty kills. (31st August, 2008)
Wo bu nen zai pei ni. Da ying wo. Hao hao de huo xia qu. =) (31st August, 2008.)
Wishes do come true =/ (5th September, 2008)
I don’t wanna let u go. (7th September, 2008)
I try my best to let u see hope behind the pain (8th September, 2008)
Shuo ni hui yong yuan pei zhe wo (16th September, 2008)
Bitter or sour? (18th September, 2008)
I love u once, I love u still, I always have, I always will (19th September, 2008)
To give the best of mine till the end of time. (25th September, 2008)
J, wo hui bi yi qian hai gen ai ni le. ( 27th September,2008)
Where do I stand in your heart? (28th September, 2008)
I tot u would be there for me, this I confess (28th, September, 2008.)
Theres no other way than to say goodbye. (29th September, 2008)
lalalala....
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Holiday
Im gonna do.....
1) Swiming
2) Gym, as usual.
3) Boxing
4) Basketball
5) Learn some more guitar skills
6) Maths revision
7) English Creative writing assignment.
8) History Research assignment
9) PE Swiming review/appraisal assignment.
10) PE Childhood Obesity in New Zealand assignment.
11) English Wide reading assignment
anyway...Went out on Friday with my school friend. It was BORING. Shit. 2 guys walking around town, well 3 actually but the other one went to 'piss at some alleyway', and then gone missing....like wtf?! but it was good cuz my friend bought me all the drinks.
And erm...This week is by FAR the busiest week I had.. For the first time EVER I felt like I was in SCHOOL again! haha, I've handed in 2 english assignments, 2 PE assignments, done 1 PE test, STARTED my history assignment and Handed in my Drama assignment. God, I'm so proud of myself now~...lol..
and well, that about sums it up for last week...I'll try to figure something up to post about next time. Love u guys, mwahss
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
TAGGED BY: Lifen.
-Ho Li Fen, aka The Horny Devil aka The horserider aka The' 'Wild night in Bintulu,' Aka Baby Pornstar.....awesome right her name!?!
What relationship of you with him/her?
-My lil baby girl who's gonna shine in the entertainment industry. Y'all better watch out for her face on billboards!
Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
- 1. She's sexy.
2. She's not so sexy in the morning.
3. She's the sexiest at night time, particulary between 8-10pm.
4. Big eyes.
5. and u know what ppl say about big eyed girls right?? winkwink....lol
The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you?
-Who could have ever forget about last year's Valentine's day hor?? xDxD and yea, guitar signing and times at school. lol.
The most memorable word that he/she said to you?
-Mummy, fuck you.
If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
-I will grow mango trees and go deep sea fishing and give her the fish that I caught.
If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
-I will write her name in RED ink! haha!
If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on?
-Mountain biking skills and Boxing techniques.
If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is....
-Not wanting to bend over to tie my shoe laces.
The most desirable thing to do for him.her is?
-I have no idea...Play tea party with her i guess.
The overall impression to he/her is...
-She's so awesomely sexy.
How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
-they will be like..."the fuck? Mango trees??? haa?"
The character for you for yourself is?
- A demigod trapped in a cellphone. Then i became a faber castle pen and now im an empty low fat yogurt container.
On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
-My overwhelming sexyness.
The most ideal person you want to be is?
-LIFEN
For the person who cares and likes you, you say something about them.
-I like you too, U want my shoelaces?
Ten people to tag :
1) Johnny Tiong
2) Oliver Yee
3) Grace Suling
4) Emma LO LO MA
5) Cass the whale.
6) Jamie something
7) Aaron tham
8) The brotherhoodblogspot.com
9)Daryll Ooi
10) DAryll Ooi's mum.
Who is number 2 having relationship with?
-Some white princess.
Is number 3 a male or female?
Female laa
If number 7 and no.10 be together, would it be a good thing?
-like DUH!?!?! how AWESOME will that be!?!?!? hahaaa
How about number 5 and number 8?
-Can she HANDLE it?
What is number 1 studying about?
-Medicine thingy i think.
When was the last time u had a chat withthem?
-Last week?
Is number 4 a single?
-Nope! she's with....XDXD...my lil man. lol
Say something for no. 2:
-Strawberries are best eaten while its still cold, its AWESOME when its on ice cream and stuff. Yum.
Friday, September 19, 2008
The speech
Haha, anyway, there was a power point presentation too, and Im to speak as the slide shows are showing.. I started talking about Malaysia, how we so awesomely lived on trees and so gracefully chopped heads of everyone and anyone. Then I talked about some of the food found in Malaysia...and then, next is school...and
Thursday, September 18, 2008
100th.
Today I sprained my RIGHT ankle AGAIN.
.......Man! I think I've achieved a new personal best record.
"In a period of less than one year, I'd sprained my left ankle 5times and my right ankle 4 times!"
Instead of 'Shitspitter', I should change it to 'Ankletwister' or something like that....'Andy' maybe? hahaaa... 'ARGH! my back!!!!' XDXDXDXD...
Anyway, I've survived 2 weeks with only 94 cents in my freaakking bank account. It was HARD. The stupid bank mistakenly sent the money to some bugger account at fking Australia......like wtf?? But thank God I got it today! Phew...
Tomorrow, I'm going to have to make a presentation about Malaysia....It's International Week this week. I still have no idea of what to say yet. They have prepared a Power point for me, It's basically pictures of satay, roti canai, KLCC tower, some beach, some caves and hills....and they expect me to make a presentation from thiss????
In my school they are only THREE Malaysian, me, JONATHAN BONG (from miri, From RRSS! xD) and Eric, some dude from kuching.
And how I sprained my ankle u ask? Well, there was a basketball competition today, International Students VS Local Students. The international team has like only ME who is in the school's first 5 team....=.=, and the rest of us are like year 10 players, 14-15 years old....xDxD. The Local students are like 3 quarters of the First 5 players and ex-first five players...
I sprained my ankle at the first half of the game...bummer. At the end we lost....by 8 points only...Im kinda impressed! Thank god we didnt lose by like 40 points or so! lol...
My school holidays is in a week's time, starts at the 26th. And I think Im gonna go back Miri at 25th of November 2008!!!! I hope that there's a flight on that day so I can make it just in time for the RIT 2008 Prom at 27th of November 2008! xD. 25th of november is the last day of the NCEA examinations...HISTORY, OMFGKILLMENOW. It's at the morning, so I hope that i can get a flight at nighttime, then that will be soooo awesome!
So dearest New Zealand Airlines and Brunei Airlines, PLEASEEEE gimme a flight on 25th of November 2008 at nighttime...PLEASE.
anyway, that's all from me now. Love u guys, mwah (Have u guys noticed that I always end my post like this?) xD
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Happy birthday Grace
Happy Birthday Grace!!
She's the crazy ass warrior princess with iron hands. I think she turned 14 on the 9th of september! xD . hope u grow taller and ur boobs get bigger! LOL.. ok im gonna stop now before I get anal rape.
Anyway........ I've been really lazy in updating my blog these past few days...cant blame me for having a fking boring life!!
Hmmm.....well just started boxing again, been 1 mth already i think but anyway, the reason I updated today is because...I sang 2 songs at my school's Musical evening just now, so got stuff to post about liao la! I found out about this on MONDAY,
"Lester do u want to perform on the Musical Evening?"
"yeah sure. when isit?"
"On wednesday and Thursday."
"alright, no problem, what time does it start?"
"It starts at 7.30 bur u have to be here by 7 on this weds."
"THIS Wednesday??" ....GG lor...
"yeah, u must give me the song list by today so that we can finalize the booklets."
Basically, on Monday I was at class for 15 mins and then ditched class to play bball!
On Tuesday my teacher gone psycho on me and was demanding for me to tell him the songs that im goin to play. So I grabbed a guitar and went into one of the music room, I sat down and started weeping. lol, i didnt weep laa...I just brainstormed for ideas. I chosed to play 2 songs.
The first one is called 'Can't hide', and nope, you guys havent heard this one before, nor have u heard any of my other songs before...except maybe 'I want to Know' or ' His name is Julian.'. haha! 'Can't hide' was written like months ago, but then I ran out of ideas and ditched it, Back then I've just got the guitar part for the rhytmn, intro, chorus and stuff like that. Then 4 days ago I started writing the lyrics, who knows chun chun 2 days later I found out about this musical evening! So I decided, why not!? sing nyea la...but the only problem is that I've got only a verse and the chorus!! xDxDxD but like an hour before the concert starts, I finished the lyrics. Thank god! It's basically an emo song about me unabling to fight or hide or no more, but it didnt say from what and why. AND i'm not emo, just becuz i write songs like that doesnt mean im like that!
The second one is called 'I want to know.' Well, most of u already know this song laa. I've sang this song over and over again like MILLIONS of times....It was composed last year during the RRSS orientation period. I think it's sorta awesome. Its about stuff that I want to know from a girl. I chosed this cuz it's the one that i can remember most and easiest!
I was the fifth one. My heart was like thumping! and the dry ice smoke was soo thick man....So anyway, I arranged the mics and stuff and then talked about my songs. Then it begins...."Can't hide' was good i think, only the solo part was kinda messy! haha. Then next was 'I want to know', now, a very cibai thing happened, as I was singing, my PHONE started to RING from a txt message, i was like SHITTTTTT......but i ignored it and continued singing! The spotlight was like shining directly on my face, and everywhere else is black. It's good cuz i cant really see the audience, but the audience can see the sexiness of mua. After my performance everyone was clapping and stuff, im sooo glad that it's over! 6 credits babeh!!! wooohoo....lol
So anyway, just a quick summary of the songs I have already and those which are still in progress...
1) I want to know (completed- 2007)
2) His name is Julian (completed- 2007)
3) I met you (incomplete- 2007-???)
4)The sarawak Champion song (completed-2007) -but I kinda forget most of it already..
5)Freedom (incomplete-2007-???)
6) I'll be leaving you. (completed- 2007/2008)
7) Mr. Yong's Song. (completed-2007), lyrics by Chung hua students! xDxD
8)Falling for you. (incomplete-2007-????)
9) Can't hide (2008)
10) The story (2007-????)
11) Some group performance shit thingy (2008-????)
haha, maybe i should just abandon my target of getting into the Law faculty and become a struggling young musician, hiding from loan sharks and earning money from gigs at nightclubs eh?? lol..
Monday, September 8, 2008
the masquerade ball 08
Hmm...Masquerade eh?? What mask did u wear lester???
Well, I'll tell you what mask I wore!!! I went there as......
I went there with a group of friends.
I was like moving away so that I'm not blocking, but someone took a picture of it and i think it looks awesome! haha...and I think that we matched right right??
And this here are my church's friend, evlyn, Deb aka mrs Lai! and Ben the boy from india (like seriously, he was born at raised at india!!!!!)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
school is crap
I pretty much just slept for most of the day, I woke up at around 8am feeling so awesome but I dare not to go out of my room cuz my plan was to stay back home for being sick....So, i went back to bed and woke up at 10am, and can u believe it? I felt worse than how I was at 8am! I was like, fucking hell....
Then my day was pretty much just sitting infront of the tv watching talkshows. I had lunch and then went back to bed again and got up just in time for dinner. XD
Oh!! I was suppose to go out to the movies with a girl tonight, but I holan-ed her. XD, I was sick alright....and I dun know what my homestay parents will say, they will be like, "you cibai ha? Sick and din go school still can go out and watch movie mehh??" so yeah, I didnt go. and I had a headache that time too ok.
So like after my shower I was in my room doing my own private very-important stuffs when there's a knock at the door with that all so familiar accent. *3 knocks....'Lesterrrr..'
ah fuck you, go back to China....
The first time he knocked I had to walk all the way with him to the shops to get his phonecard.
The Second time he knocked I had to walk him to the shops again.
The third time he knocked I had to explain to him about the internet company
The fourth time he knocked he was asking me about some fox who jumped over some fence..wtf??
Gosh...he sure likes to knock on my door eh??
and this time, i was expecting something like, "Lester...something's wrong with my body, I dun understand what's going on, 'stuff' are starting to grow out from *ahem places and my body is feeling weird now...." but nah, it was something else.
*hands leaning on the door as if he's a sexy hollywood sexbomb.
"hey Lester....ni shen bing ma?" (are you sick my sweet hunny bunny?)
"ump, yeap, wo shen bing." (oh, come and make love to me for the reason of my sickness is the absence of your presence.)
"Nah, gei ni zhi ge ke yao." (Oh my sweet dear most precious gem, I offer to a gift of love.)
*hands over a box with chinese writings.
"oh, thanks." (O most sexy one, I thank you and will gladly spread my legs for you, be it rain or shine, night or day...)
"Bu ke chi, bye." (I love you, You love me, We are happy family, With a great big heart and a kiss from me to you, I love you and you love me. *repeat. )
He gave me something to suck on. xD, well it's just a box of chinese medicine. which is really really really really nice of him! It kinda touched me, i mean what he did, not like he really touched me.
Well, guess that I'll have something to suck on tonight before I go to sleep eh? haha. And that's all for today, Gonna go back to school tml...=(. Love u guys, mwahs.