(New Post out tomorrow.)
Im too tired to write anything
but that doesnt mean that i dun love u guys!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
birthday boy.
It's officially my birthday now. Time now is 1.03 am and I'm rushing to finish up my fucking PE assignment, which is due at 9am, 8 hours time. I've done 30 pages of it, and still i have to do a DETAILED 2 weeks training program explaining the aim and the fitness components along with the intensity and the principles of training...the fuck!? you think i got degree in fitness har?
Guys! It's MY birthday now......no one has wished me happy birthday. Well, my parents wished me happy birthday already! but that' doesnt really count...lol...
anyway, minutes from my bday....I quote.
"lesterlaihsienyang@hotmail.com says:
do u know wat time isit now?
doreen_nee_hy@hotmail.com says:
yh!
lesterlaihsienyang@hotmail.com says:
wat then?
lesterlaihsienyang@hotmail.com says:
it's my, B_ _ _ _ _ _ _Y now
doreen_nee_hy@hotmail.com says:
who cares..." -30th June 2008- 1.09am.
O well...im 18 now. Not really fun, i still feel the same well, i feel worse now.
BAh....anyway, here's my present to you all...
Happy Birthday to me
HAppy Birthday to me
Happy birthday to me ee
HAppy Birthday toooooo........meeeee....yeah!!! *fire crackers
*blows imaginary candles on imaginary cake.
*pretends that my imaginary friends are taking pictures and wishing me happy bday.
*opens imaginary presents.
*goes to bed, under the cover.
*tears drop.
*sleep.
People who wished me happy birthday:
Aaron Tham, Doreen Nee, My dad, My mum, My lil bro, My lil sis, Sara from South Africa and my imaginary friends- Paris hilton, Beyonce, Puff diddy, President Lincoln, Pocahontas, The Rock and Pinocchio. (Ps. Si comel didnt wished me happy birthday yet. =(....) and that's sad guys, real sad.
Stay tuned later to find out how I celebrated my 18th birthday. Im SOOOOOO looking forward to it! can u guys feel my enthusiasm??????????????
Friday, June 27, 2008
The result.
Well, just got back....
and so, the results of Middleton Grange HighSchool VS. St. Thomas of Canterbury College is...
and so, the results of Middleton Grange HighSchool VS. St. Thomas of Canterbury College is...
51-51
WOOOHOOO....LOL! at the last 9 minutes of the game, we had a sudden outburst of fire. Everyone was set aflamed.
I took the bus there, and I cant find the fucking school! I got lost at some cibai park. =.=. Had to literally run 10 minues non-stop to go to the school! and when I got there, the game starts in 2 mins and im panting already! lol. and yea, I'm in the starting 5.
So the game starts, and im doing the 'jump ball'...Even though I NEVER get the ball and everyone KNOWS it, my coach and teamates STILL asks me to do it....I think that they also know that they CANT get it too, and dun want to paiseh, so they let me be the slaughter lamb instead...xD. O! Like that la! Use the poor Asian Boy. haha.
The game starts. As usual, the opponent scores the first basket! haha. and like, 2 minutes into the game, my head start to get dizzy...must be too much running in the cold...=(. But there was a burning desire deep within me that would not allow such rubbish to stop me from my destiny...to NOT lose that badly. haha. and things got worse! During the game, I felt like shitting! I shat 3 times already today. ma ci.
Maybe it's the dizzyness and the diarrhea that set me on fire? Cuz I got 90% of the rebounds, and I scored over 10 points AND I've been in 100% of the game time! Never once did my coach sub me out! LoL, well he did sorta...with that stupid angmo who can play but is tall...remember that guy?? and then believe it or not, he havent get in for 20 secs and the ref blows the whistle....he says that only 2 minutes left, cannot sub...so poor angmo boy had to go back again...=(. 1st half finishes, score is 19-19.
Then 2nd half starts.....and Im STILL in it...the poor angmo boy still sitting at the bench. XD. So the game starts again. and yes, i still have stomach pain and im still kinda dizzy. Eventually, the score became 49-36. Fuck. NO way is this shit gonna happen again. I want to give up and ask the poor angmo boy to sub for me...but nah...I can do this shit. I can do this shit. I can do this shit.
I pulled myself together and continued, banging, rebounding, running and all tat, while at the same time holding my shit back with my anal muscles. >.<.
At the last 5 minutes, we caught up, the score was like 47-48. Then we got a foul and it became 47-49. "COME ON GUYS! GET ON THE D!!!!" my captain shouted. Yeah....like that's gonna work. xD. Then they fouled us and we got in 1! tied. and then they scored a 3 point! fucking hell!! 1 minute left.
Our ball, one of the player sprints up, I was under the basket. "Luke!!!!!". and he shoots from the 3-point side line. =.=....'SWOOSH!' 51-48! YAHHHH~
then those fucker scored another 3 point...:''''''''''''''''(. and with 10 secs left, we defended as if our own testicles depended on it. BEEEEP. The match ends. Awesome. We didnt lost and we didnt win! haha.
And u know wat? I think i shat alittle in my pants at the end of the game! xD, and I think that im feeling sick as im typing now. So....stay tuned for next's week bball match, I think there's one on Tuesday VS a school from Rangiora, I think it's the same school I played with when I went to Omaru...U bitches are goin down, you're in my territory now. (and I havent' techincally won a match in my 'territory' yet...the win against Riccarton was becuz they didnt show up! hahaha).
muacks. love u guys.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Strength of tigers and disfigured genitals
Today's is Friday. Time now is 4.43pm. Game is in 3 hours time. Dinner is at 1 hours time. New Post is in 15 minutes time. Goin to pee in 2 minutes time and my next fart is in 4 seconds time.
2minutes later.....
Just farted, and went to the toilet. and now I begin.
Same thing happened to me in the morning, woke up, then immediately rushed to boil eggs and then pee. Then made my lunch and all that.. (refer to the previous post about what I do If u want to know the rest.)
First 2 period was RE, we had a special guest coming to give us a lecture. When I walked into the room, there was a slide screen. 'Sexually Transmitted Diseases'. OMFG. Im finally getting 'the talk' now. xD.
Did u know that there are 40 kinds of STDs??? haha, I only knew 4 of them, Aids, Gonorrhea, Herpes and hepatitis. But you know what's the worse part?? the PICTURES. Ya Allah! They showed us close-ups of infected PENISES and VAGINAS! ewww!! There's one picture with a Vagina with Warts....and that was seriously gross. I left on the second period for music! XD, thank God!
So, jolted down a few lines for the lyrics for my song. It's pretty gay though, cuz it's a love song. SO...the lyrics is basically about how a girl supports what I do and the reason that Im still here is becuz of her, which is complete BULLSHIT. hhaa, but ah...for the sake of the song....lol. Then I had a free period. Nothing to do....So I went to the shitty gym.
i've got an hour to kill...what shall I do. So there i was, in the school's gym alone, thinking about that disfigured vagina....ekk. I was so bored and disturbed! lol!. Then, as I was looking around the room to find things to do...I saw this.
A Weight Stack.
Then I had this crazy thought goin thru my mind..."hmm...I wonder If I lift ALL of the weight on that stack!??"...."Well, I might as well try..beats the shit out of sitting here and thinking about vaginas." At least I've got something to clear my mind of that horrible image.
BUT....can I do it???
Fuck yeah. saya seekor harimau ganas.
So I grabbed a 20KG bar and Loaded two 20kgs plates on each side (total=60kg) for warmup, planned to do 10 reps, but I stopped when I reached five cuz I was too excited! So I added two more 10kgs plate on each side (total=80kg), did a rep, put it down cuz It was still too light for me! hehe...So I took two 15kgs plate and two more 10kg plates and put them on (total=130kg). That's like 30 Kgs heavier than me man!! XD. and I know that there are some people out there who are sceptical, so i video cammed myself doin it. watch.
but still....was that my max??? nah....I can go more, I know I can. If i want I surely can!
So I added two more 10kg plates, two 2.5kg plates.. Making it a Grand total of 16okgs/the whole weight stack.
basically, im carrying
2 plates of this
2 plates of this.
6 plates of this
and lastly, 2 plates of 5kgs, which I somehow forgotten to take a pic of! XD
Coming to a grand total of 160KG!! 60kg heavier than my weight!
And with a Lion's Roar, I grabbed the bar and heaved my burden from the ground onto the heavens....lol, in other words, I grunted and lifted the weight up.
And there u have it guys. The might of the Tiger.
Feeling all so proud and happy of myself, I put on My school uniform and decided to go treat myself chicken soulavki at the shops. and here I am with my famous Kawaii (Johnny's fav.) pose!
K@WaiI N3rHZzzZzZ
Thanks to that, I now have a sore back, sore palms, sore thighs and sore arms. yay. XDXD. hope u guys enjoyed that...lol.
Well, My Drama and English teacher didnt come today. So I basically had the first 2 periods free, for drama we had freeze tag and where two ppl goes up and act and suddenly freeze and someone else comes in, 'tags' another person and start a whole new different scence. For my drama class, the whole scenes revolves around the theme of 'hardcored gay sex' , 'Jews' and 'exotic massages with terrorists taking over a plane or a zoo.' Then during English I skipped the class and went to the music room to 'compose' my song! lol, it's gonna be an awesome song! Might gonna record it....soon..
So after recess was PE, which was bullshit and then Maths, which was also bullshit. oh yeah! I passed my PE! wooohooo!!! Got my 8 credits liao! + my 2 MERIT credits from Maths! which makes it 70 more to go! wooohooo! GO team! XDXDXD...im sooo screwed.
Today I ordered and paid for my whey protein. Paid $95 for 2.7 kgs of protein. The brand is called 'inner armour', its a good priced brand with great ingredients! and to that special SOMEONE whom i care every much for, ' HAVE U GOT UR FUCKING PROTEINS YET???'
Anyway, tml I have another basketball match, with Middlenton Grange. Remember how I lost to Haghley school? Well, apparently Middleton Grange beat Haghley last week. So yea, right now it's not the question of whether we will win or lose, it's how bad are we goin to lose! That school is like the leading wining group now, which means that they are undefeated, or 7-0, (my school is 6-1, and tat one was a triumphant victory!!!!!! -the other team didnt showed up! hehe.)
and lastly...3 more days till my bday! yey.
and I Lost 4kgs already! YES!! Today's cardio was by far the worst ever~ ma ci..did about 6KM, I ran till I had to go to the toilet and shit! XD and then come back and run another KM! haha....and lastly, rememeber how i said tat I've lost all the videos from last year? hehe...well...i'd got them now. I love my sister again. I hate her when she didnt want to send me the videos cuz she's lazy. but now that she had sent over 30 of the videos, i love her so so much! haha...behold, a preview.
Oooo Genghis....I see you...hehe, I bet that he didnt see this coming! XDXD
So after recess was PE, which was bullshit and then Maths, which was also bullshit. oh yeah! I passed my PE! wooohooo!!! Got my 8 credits liao! + my 2 MERIT credits from Maths! which makes it 70 more to go! wooohooo! GO team! XDXDXD...im sooo screwed.
Today I ordered and paid for my whey protein. Paid $95 for 2.7 kgs of protein. The brand is called 'inner armour', its a good priced brand with great ingredients! and to that special SOMEONE whom i care every much for, ' HAVE U GOT UR FUCKING PROTEINS YET???'
Anyway, tml I have another basketball match, with Middlenton Grange. Remember how I lost to Haghley school? Well, apparently Middleton Grange beat Haghley last week. So yea, right now it's not the question of whether we will win or lose, it's how bad are we goin to lose! That school is like the leading wining group now, which means that they are undefeated, or 7-0, (my school is 6-1, and tat one was a triumphant victory!!!!!! -the other team didnt showed up! hehe.)
and lastly...3 more days till my bday! yey.
and I Lost 4kgs already! YES!! Today's cardio was by far the worst ever~ ma ci..did about 6KM, I ran till I had to go to the toilet and shit! XD and then come back and run another KM! haha....and lastly, rememeber how i said tat I've lost all the videos from last year? hehe...well...i'd got them now. I love my sister again. I hate her when she didnt want to send me the videos cuz she's lazy. but now that she had sent over 30 of the videos, i love her so so much! haha...behold, a preview.
Oooo Genghis....I see you...hehe, I bet that he didnt see this coming! XDXD
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
mr peng ooi peng
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"You don't spend ur life savings on Anal Lube! You buy one at a time and when u finish it, you buy another one." - History Class, 25th June 2008.
This is the 3rd time this picture has been used. It's a cross between 'Initial D', 'The Princess Diaries', 'Dude, where's my car?", "Blade." and "Pocahontas" and from the bear, "Winnie the Pooh" and "I still know what you did last summer."
PS. there's a slight possibility that Daryll is not goin to like this.
PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG. haha!
from today onwards, I, the tiger hereby declare Daryll Ooi Cheong weng/ SI comel/ Xiao Weng Weng/ Iron Sabertooth Tiger to be also known as MR. PENG OOI PENG
"You don't spend ur life savings on Anal Lube! You buy one at a time and when u finish it, you buy another one." - History Class, 25th June 2008.
....no posts for today!
This is the 3rd time this picture has been used. It's a cross between 'Initial D', 'The Princess Diaries', 'Dude, where's my car?", "Blade." and "Pocahontas" and from the bear, "Winnie the Pooh" and "I still know what you did last summer."
PS. there's a slight possibility that Daryll is not goin to like this.
PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG. haha!
from today onwards, I, the tiger hereby declare Daryll Ooi Cheong weng/ SI comel/ Xiao Weng Weng/ Iron Sabertooth Tiger to be also known as MR. PENG OOI PENG
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
lalala
In exactly 6 days from now, it will be the most important day of the year, my birthday! Am I looking forward to it? nah....
So anyway....I got MERIT for my math test! Remember the test that I told you about the last time? how I say tat there's a high possibility for failure cuz i dun understand a fucking thing! Well, by God's Mercy, I not only passed it, but I got a MERIT! WOOOHOOO...
Today at school, there was a hailstorm! (chunks of ice drops down like missiles) It hurts like hell!! Had to hide under the shade! and I was wearing 2 layer of clothes only...cibai....But thank god it lasted for 20 minutes only. Other than that, school is pretty much the same.
So anyway, Im gonna start this thing where I will take a picture of myself of different pose everyday and post it up here! ...Yes Johnny, there are going to be more Kawaii nerhZzZz pictures! LOL...
Hmmm.....what the fuck is that?
So anyway....I got MERIT for my math test! Remember the test that I told you about the last time? how I say tat there's a high possibility for failure cuz i dun understand a fucking thing! Well, by God's Mercy, I not only passed it, but I got a MERIT! WOOOHOOO...
Today at school, there was a hailstorm! (chunks of ice drops down like missiles) It hurts like hell!! Had to hide under the shade! and I was wearing 2 layer of clothes only...cibai....But thank god it lasted for 20 minutes only. Other than that, school is pretty much the same.
So anyway, Im gonna start this thing where I will take a picture of myself of different pose everyday and post it up here! ...Yes Johnny, there are going to be more Kawaii nerhZzZz pictures! LOL...
Hmmm.....what the fuck is that?
Just began to tab my awesome song. I'm still stuck at the first part, I have no idea on how to end it! FUCK. I've got to hand in my PE assignment this friday too...lol, my teacher can slow slow wait. It's about a training programme for the Biathlon. I need to write down the purpose, goals, 'HAUORA" (the most cibai part.) I don't even know what does hauora mean! but apparently i need to write a 250words essay about the definition and another one of the hypothesis of Hauora...I spammed like I never spammed before, and managed 389 words and 397 words. Not bad eh?? LOL. And I just photocopied my current program, saves me all the trouble from making up a program! haha, my programme rocks man. It's the best one in the whole wide world. Not that I'm bragging about anything la....It was planned by 3 professional fitness junkies. I can 'share' it with you all if you guys are nice to me.
Went to bought some chickens today. And I just ordered a new whey protein powder, it's called inner armour and it has 80% proteins, 8 % carbs and 6.5% fat. LOL, not like u guys know about the ratio also...lol. Hopefully gonna get it by Friday. Right now, Im just getting my proteins from eggs and TUNA! YUCK....one day 2 cans. XD.
My weightlifting competition is in ONE day's time...My bloody leg better heal up or else I'm going to lose. It's alot better now but I still cant squat and it hurts when I run...
And that's all from me today, stay tuned for tml's pic! lol! and if u have any ideas of any pose, tell me!
OMG...I've changed! Ooooo yeaa......
Sunday, June 22, 2008
The 1 hour blog.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
>>>The shape of the cut veges are not planned, i swear to god, you dun have to cut it in a way that all of them have to be the exact replica ok!?
> You put them into the bowl, add a lil bit of water ( you know that something is wrong when the bowl is overflowing!)
Pour the can of tuna into container.
Mix it up with some carrots and celery.
vegetables scatter, Lemon N herbs, Chunks of Italk, Curry Powder and Peppercorn.
And I choose you! Chunks of Italy!
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Then just sprinkle around your food, be careful, dun use too much or else ur gonna get hepatitis O.
"ahem*...Boys & girls, today i would like to introduce you to my cutest friend of all. Some refer to him as pussy, some say tiger cub, some think he's a girl, some calls him ma'am, and most famous name of all Si Comel, aka Daryll Ooi Cheong Weng."- Aaron Tham, 22th June 2008 from thebhood.blogspot.com. (Si comel's bday.)
Well, yesterday was over very own Si Comel's bday..dun know how did it go, heard that they went to Imperial for dinner and stayed overnight there. God knows what they did last night, some told me that it involves ribbons and raisins but we shouldnt make any wild guesses, so I'll tell you guys after I asked Daryll. My fingers are crossed for the ribbons and raisins.
So, anyway, I've got countless people asking me what to eat and what not to eat and when to eat and how much to eat....and I would have to repeat to them over and over again, so, today I decided to do a post about it! haha, this is what I have from morning till afternoon.
I wake up at 7.30am. Usually, when people wake up, their kidney is gonna burst! and the first thing that they will do is fly to the toilet and let it ALL out...aahhh...*sigh. Well, though I wake up with a monstrous sea serpent knocking on my kidney's door, I rushed to the kitchen, take out a pot, fill it with water and then put 5 eggs inside, and turn on the gas and THEN I go to the toilet.
I have 5 eggs with 2 egg yolks. (eggs is a great source of protein-6g per egg. it contains Vitamin D, and it prevents BREASTS cancer!)
My 5 eggs.
While I'm waiting for my eggs to boil, I take out the muesli box and poured it into a bowl and eat it. That's my breakfast, it consists of 5 eggs (eat 2 yolks only) and a bowl of muesli, it's the BEST choice of breakfast- a combination of Proteins and Slow-digesting Carbs. While eating my muesli and waiting for the eggs to boil, I go to the fridge and take out 2 pieces of chicken.
First I take out a glass bowl with a lid, I put the chicken it (make sure that they're dead already.XD), then I take 2 teaspoons of Olive Oil (Olive oil is good for your stomach and it's a good fat.) and then I add some Curry Powder to add some flavour. Next I put it into the Microwave and set the timer to 5 minutes. and press 'Start' button.
while waiting for the Chicken to cook and the Eggs to boil and while also eating up my muesli, I go to the fridge, take out some carrots, celery, cabbage, brown rice (they have 3 times the amount of fibres compare to white rice), and one potatoe. This is for my Mid morning and Lunch meals.
First, u cut the vegetables into pieces, any size u want la.
>>>The shape of the cut veges are not planned, i swear to god, you dun have to cut it in a way that all of them have to be the exact replica ok!?
>>> The Cabbage.
The chicken should be done now. (PS. you heat the chicken for 5 mins, take it out and turn it around, then heat for another 5 mins.) Take the Chicken out from the bowl and place it into your lunch box, then put all of the veges inside, add a little bit of water.
> You put them into the bowl, add a lil bit of water ( you know that something is wrong when the bowl is overflowing!)
Put it into the microwave, set for 4 minutes and after 4 minutes, take it out for a stir and heat again for another 4 mins ke yi ma??
While waiting for your veges to cook, your eggs should be boiled now, and I hope that your muesli is already finished, if not u need to go into turbo mode! So, while eating your eggs and waiting for your veges to cook while waiting for your chicken to cool down, open up the can of tuna. Im going to prepare my mid-morning meal now.
take one small lunch box, and pour the whole can of tuna into it, add some carrots and celery to have a balanced meal.
Pour the can of tuna into container.
Mix it up with some carrots and celery.
The Vegetables should be done by now. Take them out and next I'll show you the treasures of the Dieting world! lol..spices! haha.
vegetables scatter, Lemon N herbs, Chunks of Italk, Curry Powder and Peppercorn.
And I choose you! Chunks of Italy!
Pour the water and put the veges into the container. (-Warning, might cause 3rd Degrees burn.)
Then add some spices (of your choice.) and wait! It's not finish yet.
Meet the Olsen twins of the Dieting World!
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Becomes.....
Salt and Pepper!
and I choose
SALT! aka, Mary-kate! haha...
Then just sprinkle around your food, be careful, dun use too much or else ur gonna get hepatitis O.
*Deep Breaths.. and FINALLY, for my pre-work out meal, (meal before my work out.) and my Post-workout meal (Meal after my workout.) I have 4 pieces of wholemeal bread with honey, usually I have a protein shake too..but I just finished them. =(.
Then get some fruits and voila, your lunch for today! lol.
The things that Im gonna eat today....(the whole picture.)
and not forgetting the finale......A huge suprise for my homestay mum!!! hehehe...
~ SUPRISE!!!~
Have fun cleaning up! hehe..
Next comes a very crucial part! LoL, SHOWER! After showering I put on my school uniform and go to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
~ The begining phase of me brushing teeth, (still to come, my tooth paste and towel.)
Then after brushing my teeth, I pack my bags and thus, began the 10 minutes walk to Boyboyland.
K@wAii N3rHzZzZzzz....XDXD
And that's what I do EVERY morning. I know it's hard and complicated, but you need to make some sacrifices...Good Luck everyone! haha...
Ps. you guys better appreciate this, I spent 1 whole hour on this fucking thing, wayyy past my usual 15 minutes blogging time period...
happy birthday daryll
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"You sure this is a boy?"-Mrs Ooi, 22th June 1990, 2.37pm.
Today is a really really special day....
Happy birthday Daryll Ooi cheong weng! You'll always be the short bugger who took picture with me back at Primary 6 during Minggu Sains dan Matematik. No matter how many times u insist and reminded me that you've grown already, it still cant change the fact that you are what I think you are....the short bugger who took picture with me back at Primary 6 during Minggu Sains dan Matematik....ehe..
Anyway, have fun at Miri. Have fun with ur mother and I shall see you in 5 months time, and you will finally find out the true meaning of FUN. XD
(No posts today, as it's a special day today- Cause ALL of my posts has gotta have something to do with Daryll, whether it's his ridiculos grammar and spelling, or his awesome basketball skills or his cuteness. I think he deserves a break today aye??)
Happy Birthday Daryll! Enjoy it while you can. One year older....one year taller??? hmm...maybe?
I know...This picture has got nothing to do with this....
"You sure this is a boy?"-Mrs Ooi, 22th June 1990, 2.37pm.
"What do u mean that this is a boy??"- Mr. Ooi, 22th June 2008, 2.40pm.
"You sure??"- Mr and Mrs Ooi, 22th June 2008, 2.41pm.
Today is a really really special day....
Happy birthday Daryll Ooi cheong weng! You'll always be the short bugger who took picture with me back at Primary 6 during Minggu Sains dan Matematik. No matter how many times u insist and reminded me that you've grown already, it still cant change the fact that you are what I think you are....the short bugger who took picture with me back at Primary 6 during Minggu Sains dan Matematik....ehe..
Anyway, have fun at Miri. Have fun with ur mother and I shall see you in 5 months time, and you will finally find out the true meaning of FUN. XD
(No posts today, as it's a special day today- Cause ALL of my posts has gotta have something to do with Daryll, whether it's his ridiculos grammar and spelling, or his awesome basketball skills or his cuteness. I think he deserves a break today aye??)
Happy Birthday Daryll! Enjoy it while you can. One year older....one year taller??? hmm...maybe?
I know...This picture has got nothing to do with this....
Friday, June 20, 2008
miao miao on fire
Hey guys!! guess what did I found????
This Is shot at Last Year's RRSS Orientation 2007, the exact time and date taken is unsure, but it's between the month of february 2007-march 2007.
Credits
Directed By: Lester Lai
Script by: Lester Lai
Shot by: Lester Lai
Edited By: Lester Lai
All blames are on: Lester Lai
Main actress : Choo Yee Syuan.
Voices at the back : Julian Law & Yukiecco Just lost $450.
Props: Tiger's electric guitar, 2 tables, an empty bottle, a plastic fork, Sofa, Orientation 2007 T-shirt, Chicken Wing bones, Leftover kueh tiao eaten by Leslie Tan Chun Kit
The Return of the Videos.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"ur dad will go see one issit?
man, if he sees it...GG....of cuz la, he will be like, "wat are you doin?"
and my sis will be like, "oh, im sending videos to yang yang."
"ok...I want to see."
and then 10 minutes later..
"hello, Mr. Law?...."
XD
lol
and then after that...*dials number
"hello...Mr. Khoo"
and then, "hello, Mr. tham?? yeah, about ur son...."
and then, "hello Mr lim," "ah yes, Mr. Lai, how can i help you?"
lol
mr lim dun care one
he very hip
hahahahah"- Aaron and the tiger, 20th June 2008, 10.57am.
Well, went to the Gym in the morning at around 11.30 am, did legs and shoulders. and then...we did KICKS. CIBAI...Hurts really really really really bad! I cant stand, or walk and Sitting down hurts. It took me about 2 weeks for the last one to heal up fully! lol, guess that i need two more weeks eh?? AND...Next Thursday I have Weightlifting Competition and Friday I have another basketball match and Next Next Tuesday I have Winter Sports exchange at Roncalli! MA tiao...
The good news is that it doesnt hurt as much as the last time, the bad news is that I wont be able to walk for four days. After gym, the plan was goin to the city or to the mall and just hang out there, but I had to cancel it becuz of the excruciating pain! So i just took the bus home and cry my pain out. :'''(. haha, no i didnt cry.
I went on MSN for awhile...no one was online. :''''(. Then Aaron came online, :). We chatted for awhile, he opened up to me, told me about his childhood fantasies and manlove addiction and stuff like tat. :X, u didnt hear it from me ok! haha.
Those of you who remember last year when I was a awesome paparazzi? I took all kinds of videos..nice ones and the not so nice ones....lol, and when i came here, i didnt bring any of them here..:'''(. Didnt managed to cuz my dad suddenly AMBUSH me with a N82. fuck u dad for giving me a new phone 2 days before i leave. XD
WELLL.....I might be getting back ALL...maybe most of my videos! YESH! My SISTER is using my oldphone now, and before i left, I grabbed her by the throat and told her, "don't you dare to fucking delete ANY of my videos or Im gonna crush ur fucking throat." haha...nah! I wont kill my sister, i love her. I told just told her not to delete it. She said, "fuck you." and i showed her my finger. Then she showed me her finger. and then mum saw our finger and both of us kena fuck! haha. (Psst, im not making this up, she does say 'fuck you' and shows the finger.)
I told my sis to send me all the videos Via MSN, which I hope she will start sending them soon! ALOT u know! like few hundred of them! lol...When I get some, I will post it up here and u guys can check it out k? and dont be offended or what, cuz i dun fucking care.
And Now, just a lil something something to cheer you guys up...
And that's all for today. I love you all and I wanna have your babies. (as said by our Daryll Ooi, Who's in the plane going back to Miri NOW. (12.56pm, Malaysia time.) )
"ur dad will go see one issit?
man, if he sees it...GG....of cuz la, he will be like, "wat are you doin?"
and my sis will be like, "oh, im sending videos to yang yang."
"ok...I want to see."
and then 10 minutes later..
"hello, Mr. Law?...."
XD
lol
and then after that...*dials number
"hello...Mr. Khoo"
and then, "hello, Mr. tham?? yeah, about ur son...."
and then, "hello Mr lim," "ah yes, Mr. Lai, how can i help you?"
lol
mr lim dun care one
he very hip
hahahahah"- Aaron and the tiger, 20th June 2008, 10.57am.
Well, went to the Gym in the morning at around 11.30 am, did legs and shoulders. and then...we did KICKS. CIBAI...Hurts really really really really bad! I cant stand, or walk and Sitting down hurts. It took me about 2 weeks for the last one to heal up fully! lol, guess that i need two more weeks eh?? AND...Next Thursday I have Weightlifting Competition and Friday I have another basketball match and Next Next Tuesday I have Winter Sports exchange at Roncalli! MA tiao...
The good news is that it doesnt hurt as much as the last time, the bad news is that I wont be able to walk for four days. After gym, the plan was goin to the city or to the mall and just hang out there, but I had to cancel it becuz of the excruciating pain! So i just took the bus home and cry my pain out. :'''(. haha, no i didnt cry.
I went on MSN for awhile...no one was online. :''''(. Then Aaron came online, :). We chatted for awhile, he opened up to me, told me about his childhood fantasies and manlove addiction and stuff like tat. :X, u didnt hear it from me ok! haha.
Those of you who remember last year when I was a awesome paparazzi? I took all kinds of videos..nice ones and the not so nice ones....lol, and when i came here, i didnt bring any of them here..:'''(. Didnt managed to cuz my dad suddenly AMBUSH me with a N82. fuck u dad for giving me a new phone 2 days before i leave. XD
WELLL.....I might be getting back ALL...maybe most of my videos! YESH! My SISTER is using my oldphone now, and before i left, I grabbed her by the throat and told her, "don't you dare to fucking delete ANY of my videos or Im gonna crush ur fucking throat." haha...nah! I wont kill my sister, i love her. I told just told her not to delete it. She said, "fuck you." and i showed her my finger. Then she showed me her finger. and then mum saw our finger and both of us kena fuck! haha. (Psst, im not making this up, she does say 'fuck you' and shows the finger.)
I told my sis to send me all the videos Via MSN, which I hope she will start sending them soon! ALOT u know! like few hundred of them! lol...When I get some, I will post it up here and u guys can check it out k? and dont be offended or what, cuz i dun fucking care.
And Now, just a lil something something to cheer you guys up...
And that's all for today. I love you all and I wanna have your babies. (as said by our Daryll Ooi, Who's in the plane going back to Miri NOW. (12.56pm, Malaysia time.) )
We are the Champions
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"fuck u and ur si comel picture at your blog"-Si comel, 19th June2008, 9.34pm.
So, Went to the Basketball match. we WON our very FIRST game!
.........Riccarton High School didnt even show up man! LOL, so we won by default! Although technically we didn't actually win a game, but the bottomline is that we fucking WON and it's official. HAHAHAHAHA. YESSSS!!!
Other than that...Si Comel is going back to the jungle tml! Yes, u heard me, Daryll Ooi is going back Miri Tomorrow...and have i told u that we WON???....Yes, i have.
Nothing much happened today, my Hightlight was The Basketball match...Which didnt really happened. Got the songlist for the Battle Of the Band. Gonna play a song by 'The Red Hot Chilli Peppers" (Cili Lada Merah).
Just started to eat healthy....well, kinda..cuz this afternoon at lunch time i suddenly had an urge for chinese food, so during lunchtime i Took the bus to ChurchCorner (a place with asian shops and restaurant.) and had lunch there. I orderd Seafood Noodle soup (plus my own lunch= 2 pieces of chicken, steamed veges.) XD. Well, they are not unhealthy la! at least i orderd seafood noodle soup and not curry noodles or pork brisket on rice! haha.
And that's all for today.
Tomorrow, im goin to go to the gym in the morning...hopefully no sparing! And in this world, there're Three kinds of people...
The Happy......
The Sad
and the Comel..
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Tiger, uncaged.
- QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"I dun take drugs man,
nor smoke."-Si comel, 19th June 2008, 9.13pm.
"And to make things worse, My room is the size of a 'Disabled person's toilet.'. Seriously, im not joking! I went to Riccarton Mall a few times, and in the toilets, they have disabled toilets too, and they are the.same.size.as.my.room. XD. " -The tiger, 19th June 2008, 5.22pm
Today I Finally changed back my homestay!!! YESHH!!!! First let me just wheeze through what I did today. For drama we just acted using interior monologues, slow-mo, flash back and dance...boring stuf. Then next period was english, we watched a movie called 'The Shawshank Redemption', it was kinda nice la. Also got sex part and men getting rape in prison! lol, then for PE didnt do anything cause i didnt bring any books today, so I have to do 20 pushups. Today was my math's test....It was ok, I think I can get achieved. I HOPE.
So, I was watching the movie right, suddenly i got a note from the teacher, "Lester, please see Mr. Kennedy at Lunchtime at D3". I thought that I was in trouble or something. haha. Lunch time bell's are heard, I don't know where's D3 and I don't know who's Mr. Kennedy. I asked around and manage to locate D3, then I saw a man siting infront of the desk, that's Mr. Kennedy i think.
"Lester, How's ur guitar playing skills?"
"Alrite i guess."
"Alrite as in, I play infront of hundreds of people? come on, be a little bit more specific."
"erhmn.. Im good, i think. Why?"
"Well, how good are you? Can u play 'Sweet Child of Mine' by Jimi Hendrix."
*takes guitar and blows his mind away.
"Show me some other stuff that you can play."
~jazz~Rock~Blues~Billie Jean~Punk.
"Ok, good, you're gonna be in Marlow's band for the Battle of the Bands."
"oh..alrite. When is it?"
"in 2 weeks time."
"@.@. ok, i gotta go now, got bball training."
"Alrite, thanks, i will give u the song tomorrow. cheers."
~Yesterday.~
*Walking to Class...
"Hey Lester, I believe that we have never met before."
"(Of course I've never met you before.)....Yeah, hi."
*Shakes hand.
"I heard that you're doing weightlifting."
"Yes I am."
"and he's really good at it!"
"huh? nah...I'm alrite.."
"Awesome, Then Can you represent Marlow house for the weightlifting Competition?"
"Sure, when is it?"
"In 2 weeks time."
"alrite, thanks."
"sweet as."
And That Is how Im going to represent my House for Powerlifting and Battle of the Band competition, which are both in 2 weeks time. Me and my big mouth. >.<>
So, in 2 weeks time, I have,
1)Battle of the Bands
2)The House Test of Might
3)Division 1 Basketball Tournament
4)My birthday
5)My other friend's birthday,
6)My other other friend's birthday.
Guess that im going to be a busy man in 2 weeks time eh?
After school I went to gym, did back and biceps today and then cardio. Cardio was really really hard. My head was dizzy and my legs were wobbly. After the Cardio session, my body was smokin'. It was really cool man! I feel like Iceman or something like that. Then I came back home to pack my bags to move out. YES! Finally!!!!!! No more cibai 10 year old bitches, yes they do come in small packages now. No more fucking Pig Toes for dinner anymore. No more wasting fucking 20 bucks per week to buy eggs and bananas.
At 5.30pm sharp, I finished packing everything and placed my stuff to the front door.
My Stuff
My guitars, both are chalap de, one is borrowed from my school and one is a cheap ass one BUT it has sentimental values.
At 6.00pm, Im still waiting....
"Lester, you wanna have some Tea (Dinner) first?"
"yeah sure."
*Sees some rice mixed with veges and a big pot on the table..
"(I wonder what's in the pot.) Alrite, Thank you."
*Sees 9 Pig Toes in the pot.
(You gotta be kidding me.....)
*Had 3 of them. XD
Then after my horrible dinner, i felt sinful and guilty
I waited till like 6.30pm, My homestay hasnt arrived yet, and then The monster's mum offered to drive me there...WOW, so nice meh? well, I THINK that she just wants to get rid of me...XD, You should see how she opened the garage, reversed the car and carried my bags into the boot! haha and then Tokyo Drift for 900M to my old Homestay and Super Mario Kart back to her house ( Cuz she almost ran down my homestay's mail box...so no more Tokyo Drift)
Yes, Im free now. The air smells fresher, well it really did. My old room smelt like:
My Farts+Tuna+Banana+Meat Pies+Caramel Flavoured Protein Shakes
And to make things worse, My room is the size of a 'Disabled person's toilet.'. Seriously, im not joking! I went to Riccarton Mall a few times, and in the toilets, they have disabled toilets too, and they are the.same.size.as.my.room. XD.
And I feel happier, stronger and sexier now!
Haha, well that's all for now. Stay tune for more tomorrow, or maybe Later if i've got a sudden burst of ideas.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Million kisses to Aaron
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"If one plus two equals to banana,
and D is the subset of the factor potato,
Then if im not mistaken,
...Ali dan Abu sedang memancing di tepi sungai."-(From a 2007 movie called, 'The Queen of Pain, Quoted from the Queen herself.)
"If one plus two equals to banana,
and D is the subset of the factor potato,
Then if im not mistaken,
...Ali dan Abu sedang memancing di tepi sungai."-(From a 2007 movie called, 'The Queen of Pain, Quoted from the Queen herself.)
LOL, first of all I would like to give out a million kisses to Aaron Tham for his deep selfless act of kindness. Man, what u see here is an artifact! I thought that it was lost forever, but then last nigth suddenly Aaron pm-ed me.
"hey lester! u want the Queen Of Pain Videos"
"hell yeah!!!"
-Aaron is sending a file.~
lalalallalalaalalalalaa..
~file received.~
haha, I've still got like 4-5 of those videos left, not gonna put them up now, just the trailer. You will see the rest on the next few posts.
So anyway, that's that. Didnt go for the Mountain Biking trip today, the teacher didnt came to school! XD. Cibai that oldman, make me rush like dog to rush my assignment that he lost and didnt even show up to school. Going to have my math test tomorrow, im 90% sure that im going to fail it. Other than that, I'm gonna represent my house, Marlow, in the House Weightlifting Competition and maybe also in the Battle of the Bands. I think that they have a philosophy that if ur an asian, then ur a guitar God. haha, well, I'm not saying that I suck, it's just that i don't really have any band experience....The only experience was last year, and it wasnt even a real one....One retarted guitarist whose head will explode if it excedes the 10cm radius, a 3 years experienced drummer who likes to throw drumsticks, a guy who's only good at playing the intro of 'The Hell Song' and a Guy who dreams to be a Doctor!
But nevermind la, If they want me to play, I'll play! Show them my true might! The Power of the A chord! 'STRANNNGGGGGG.." *strums guitar.
Even though i might suck really bad, It's good for experience. I might join the Church Band too, now only going for the practice, havent actually learnt any songs yet...haha. And that band isnt ur everyday strum-along guitarist with a piano band....It's like a full band, and they are really damn. fucking. good. The guitarist is like a god, me. haha, nah, he's wayy better than me! He has been playing for 15 years and he practises 2 hours a day, more on weekends. The Lead singer is really good too, sounds like Frankie J if u know who that guy is.
Hey hey hey! It's that time of the week again...Friday Basketball matches! LOL! another lost? making the heavenly 7 to a Mighty 8?? or will we rewrite history and emerge as victors? well, i fucking hope that we win this time. We will be playing against Riccarton HighSchool, the match is at 5.50pm at my school. We played them before, on our very very first match! and we lost! XD.That was their Team A, if we were playing against the Team B, i will face one of my church friend! haha.
My homestay came home today, i just found out just now. FINALLY i can start eating decent meals....cibai u know, my diet really fucked up when i came here and i got abit of flu and I got pissy moodswings cuz of this stupid place and the 10 year old retard rasist monster named Sarah Liu. haha, Im gonna go back tomorrow around 5.30pm so now im busy cleaning up their fridges. They have half a bottle of milk left..All the green Apples are gone, leaving only 1 kiwi fruit which Im going to eat in 10 minutes time. They still got like 3 more muesli bar and a few crackers left... guess That Im going on a mission tonight eh?? haha.
dnb
Well, this is A video of my schoolmates on last year's special assembly thingy. LOL. I might join them, i think.......who knows. haha.
Monday, June 16, 2008
The Scary Robot.
~Coming Soon~
The Greatest Quotes of Mr. Kendrick Kho Kah Jing.
By: Mr Kendrick Kho Kah Jing
Oh yes,
i will be skinned alive and killed.
Oh yes, he's gonna fuck me gao gao
and spread honey all over my nose.
Oh yes, people will see and say
'the fuck?'
Oh yes, there's really no reason
of me doing this.
Oh yes...
I said 'Oh yes' 6 times already.
Oh yes,
Just for the sake of saying it.
~V.(^_^).V~
my day.
QUOTES OF THE DAY:
"i didnt know tiger bday on 30th u know"- the shorter tiger.
"i jsut have this special feeling towards anyone whos birthday is june"
"ma fukl"
"dude i got a similarity thingy"
"Tigers- both born on the 6th month, June"
"Tigers- Both were the only male student in primary to win an award for academic€s"
"maybe tats why sometime we think alike eh?"
"Tigers- Become sucky when it comes to seconday school"
"Tiges- Are both Sexy"
"and our hair!"
"Tigers - Hairs split opposite of each other"
"one left, one right"
"XD"
"ROFL"
"see wat i mean! we think alike"
"wait theres more"
"one tall, one short."
"cibai, that not similarity and fuck u im not short!"
"u are, in the tiger's world. haha."
"one's black and one's white."
"ur saying im black??"
"ur yin"
"cibai?"
"im yang"
"yea, compare to me, u are!"
"LMAO! it's ur fairer. Thats out of the opposite."
"yeala, whiter la that!"
"haha, we got similarities and differences"
"we are the same yet we are also very different"
"exactly! im hot ur not! WAHAHAHAA!"
"tiao, especially the fascination of lil girls."
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"XD"
"LMAO"
"im just making a point ok!"
"lol."
"THATS SO TRUE."-the two tigers, 14th, June 2008, 8.24pm.
Anyway....nothing much happened today. Decided to skip form time and went to school at 9.40 am! haha. During music, came out with the riff for my song. It was really nice, still thinking about the bridge and outro. Then during PE, the stupid teacher lost my workbook, so i need to redo everything! cibai! for drama....thank god we didnt do the acted thingy today...tml i think?? give me time to memorize which im sad to say...i didnt do it tonight either..it's 12.11am here now and here i am, blogging about shits. Just got my other drama assessment, 'Script-writing' for 8 credits! haha, still dun know what to write yet la...well, i've got LOTS of ideas, trust me...for those who know me, u KNOW tat i've got lots of ideas.
So after school I was suppose to go to the gym, today gonna play bball. So there i was at the bus stop, and like, a few metres away from me was 2 girls, one on a bike and one walking beside her, they were talking about, dun know what la, then suddenly one of them said loudly."OH sarah! that's SOOO FUNNY hahaha.." and her friend was like blurr there, "wat the heck is wrong with you?" and if im not mistaken, this is what i heard, "haha, i was trying to get that asian's guy attention." *giggles.
Then they went behind the bus stop and went out the other side, Then the most weird/amazing/cool, thing happened...lol, i swear that im teling the truth and that im not making this shit up, the girl on the bike turned around and blew me a kiss! haha. And what did i do? i just stood there and unzipped my pants and whopped out my beast of terror.
and that beast of terror......is my Metrocard. my bus is coming. XD
So I arrived at the gym, my partner hasnt arrived yet. I saw one of my bball teamate at the court playing so we played for awhile together, he's one of the best player. We played 1 on 1 and i goreng his ass gao gao! haha, nolah...3-1 nyea...and tat was before we got chased out cuz some cibai kids wanna use the courts for training. At around 3.45pm my gym partner arrived, wanted to play bball but the courts are all booked. fuck. So we did cardio instead.
I almost DIED! 5 mins of 1o km/h then 4 mins of 12km/h then 1 min of 15km/h. repeat twice. MAHAI! thruout the run, i keep on feeling that i want to fart...but i resist myself..XD..I felt like shitting and head is dizzy! lol...but somehow....we did it. Our legs feels like crap! Then guess what we did next? SPARRING! woohoo..
we did punches this time...no way im doing kicking! i dun wanna fuck up my cycling trip this weds! haha, and i didnt get beaten up as bad as last time la...my left forearm swelled up, my right knuckles BLEED from punching him....FUCK MAN! BLEED! i also blurr when i saw it, cuz i didnt feel a thing. And when i was punched, it didnt hurt as much as last time..Guess that most of my nerves are dead already?? haha..oh yea, i've still got the bruises...
After gym, got on a bus to go home. and like halfway through the bus, the bus driver pulled aside....gass leak! ahh!! I was imagining like in the movies, gas leaks first..then BOOOMMMM! so yea, all of us got out of the bus, another bus came and most of the people got onto it. Leaving me with this hot asian girl and this old fuck guy. lol, guess tat u all know where this is goin eh?
So old fuck guy leaves....im alone now with her. 2 minutes passed, she came closer and whispered, "Do u want to feel my bossoms?" and i was like, "....what?" then she pins me to the wall and grabs my....haha...u seriously thought that will happen? Come on guys..this is real life, not a pornflick! ...Boy goes on bus, boy meets girl on bus, bus breaks down, boy goes to happyland. XD. haha..but...BUT she keep on staring at me...dont think that i dun know oh! i KNOW. haha
The smell of diesel was really bad and for some fking reason i turned and said, 'hey, do u wanna go to the other bus stop with me?" . maybe it was the Diesel gas??? lol, and she said 'yeah.'
So we were walking down the street, holding hands...well, not holding hands la, the gas leak not that kik yet.
"so Which school do u go to?" "Christchurch girl's college". "ah, cool, im at STC, so whats ur name?" "oh" "sorry? i meant what's ur name?" "OH, my name is oh, what's ur name?" "OH...ur name's OH aye? mine's lester." "yea, it's OH, nice to meet you." *shakes hand.
'OH' her name is a fucking 2 lettered word, 'O' and 'H'! how cool is that!??! lol, im gonna name my sons and daughter OH AH and EH. So she's from Thailand, plays the piano, been here for 3 months only and i sorta drifted away after that..thinking about....stuffs. lol. Then the bus came and we got onto it together. Came back home and had dinner...cibai...5 potatoes and a piece of steak...hai bu 100kg????!?!!
Oh yea, i lost 2.5 kg, 97.4kg,weighted yesterday..i was 100.1 kg. and today at the gym, i weighted myself again. 99.9kg. @.@. WTF???? Suan liao..i really tulan..XD. and just now i had 2 potatoes and 3 eggs for supper...shit crap. was gonna have apple crumbles with ice cream too, but NO WAY man! i dun wanna break my record of 100.1 kg! XD
anyway, today has been....fun! lol. That's all i can say. Then at msn talked to 2 girls whom i shall not name for confidential purposese...lol. at one side, we are talking about me pulling her nipple hairs and at the other side, we are talking about goin to jog together and then tieing her up the trees and sniffing, get this...sniffing her armpits. eww!!
That's all for now. bye.
"i didnt know tiger bday on 30th u know"- the shorter tiger.
"i jsut have this special feeling towards anyone whos birthday is june"
"ma fukl"
"dude i got a similarity thingy"
"Tigers- both born on the 6th month, June"
"Tigers- Both were the only male student in primary to win an award for academic€s"
"maybe tats why sometime we think alike eh?"
"Tigers- Become sucky when it comes to seconday school"
"Tiges- Are both Sexy"
"and our hair!"
"Tigers - Hairs split opposite of each other"
"one left, one right"
"XD"
"ROFL"
"see wat i mean! we think alike"
"wait theres more"
"one tall, one short."
"cibai, that not similarity and fuck u im not short!"
"u are, in the tiger's world. haha."
"one's black and one's white."
"ur saying im black??"
"ur yin"
"cibai?"
"im yang"
"yea, compare to me, u are!"
"LMAO! it's ur fairer. Thats out of the opposite."
"yeala, whiter la that!"
"haha, we got similarities and differences"
"we are the same yet we are also very different"
"exactly! im hot ur not! WAHAHAHAA!"
"tiao, especially the fascination of lil girls."
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"XD"
"LMAO"
"im just making a point ok!"
"lol."
"THATS SO TRUE."-the two tigers, 14th, June 2008, 8.24pm.
Anyway....nothing much happened today. Decided to skip form time and went to school at 9.40 am! haha. During music, came out with the riff for my song. It was really nice, still thinking about the bridge and outro. Then during PE, the stupid teacher lost my workbook, so i need to redo everything! cibai! for drama....thank god we didnt do the acted thingy today...tml i think?? give me time to memorize which im sad to say...i didnt do it tonight either..it's 12.11am here now and here i am, blogging about shits. Just got my other drama assessment, 'Script-writing' for 8 credits! haha, still dun know what to write yet la...well, i've got LOTS of ideas, trust me...for those who know me, u KNOW tat i've got lots of ideas.
So after school I was suppose to go to the gym, today gonna play bball. So there i was at the bus stop, and like, a few metres away from me was 2 girls, one on a bike and one walking beside her, they were talking about, dun know what la, then suddenly one of them said loudly."OH sarah! that's SOOO FUNNY hahaha.." and her friend was like blurr there, "wat the heck is wrong with you?" and if im not mistaken, this is what i heard, "haha, i was trying to get that asian's guy attention." *giggles.
Then they went behind the bus stop and went out the other side, Then the most weird/amazing/cool, thing happened...lol, i swear that im teling the truth and that im not making this shit up, the girl on the bike turned around and blew me a kiss! haha. And what did i do? i just stood there and unzipped my pants and whopped out my beast of terror.
and that beast of terror......is my Metrocard. my bus is coming. XD
So I arrived at the gym, my partner hasnt arrived yet. I saw one of my bball teamate at the court playing so we played for awhile together, he's one of the best player. We played 1 on 1 and i goreng his ass gao gao! haha, nolah...3-1 nyea...and tat was before we got chased out cuz some cibai kids wanna use the courts for training. At around 3.45pm my gym partner arrived, wanted to play bball but the courts are all booked. fuck. So we did cardio instead.
I almost DIED! 5 mins of 1o km/h then 4 mins of 12km/h then 1 min of 15km/h. repeat twice. MAHAI! thruout the run, i keep on feeling that i want to fart...but i resist myself..XD..I felt like shitting and head is dizzy! lol...but somehow....we did it. Our legs feels like crap! Then guess what we did next? SPARRING! woohoo..
we did punches this time...no way im doing kicking! i dun wanna fuck up my cycling trip this weds! haha, and i didnt get beaten up as bad as last time la...my left forearm swelled up, my right knuckles BLEED from punching him....FUCK MAN! BLEED! i also blurr when i saw it, cuz i didnt feel a thing. And when i was punched, it didnt hurt as much as last time..Guess that most of my nerves are dead already?? haha..oh yea, i've still got the bruises...
After gym, got on a bus to go home. and like halfway through the bus, the bus driver pulled aside....gass leak! ahh!! I was imagining like in the movies, gas leaks first..then BOOOMMMM! so yea, all of us got out of the bus, another bus came and most of the people got onto it. Leaving me with this hot asian girl and this old fuck guy. lol, guess tat u all know where this is goin eh?
So old fuck guy leaves....im alone now with her. 2 minutes passed, she came closer and whispered, "Do u want to feel my bossoms?" and i was like, "....what?" then she pins me to the wall and grabs my....haha...u seriously thought that will happen? Come on guys..this is real life, not a pornflick! ...Boy goes on bus, boy meets girl on bus, bus breaks down, boy goes to happyland. XD. haha..but...BUT she keep on staring at me...dont think that i dun know oh! i KNOW. haha
The smell of diesel was really bad and for some fking reason i turned and said, 'hey, do u wanna go to the other bus stop with me?" . maybe it was the Diesel gas??? lol, and she said 'yeah.'
So we were walking down the street, holding hands...well, not holding hands la, the gas leak not that kik yet.
"so Which school do u go to?" "Christchurch girl's college". "ah, cool, im at STC, so whats ur name?" "oh" "sorry? i meant what's ur name?" "OH, my name is oh, what's ur name?" "OH...ur name's OH aye? mine's lester." "yea, it's OH, nice to meet you." *shakes hand.
'OH' her name is a fucking 2 lettered word, 'O' and 'H'! how cool is that!??! lol, im gonna name my sons and daughter OH AH and EH. So she's from Thailand, plays the piano, been here for 3 months only and i sorta drifted away after that..thinking about....stuffs. lol. Then the bus came and we got onto it together. Came back home and had dinner...cibai...5 potatoes and a piece of steak...hai bu 100kg????!?!!
Oh yea, i lost 2.5 kg, 97.4kg,weighted yesterday..i was 100.1 kg. and today at the gym, i weighted myself again. 99.9kg. @.@. WTF???? Suan liao..i really tulan..XD. and just now i had 2 potatoes and 3 eggs for supper...shit crap. was gonna have apple crumbles with ice cream too, but NO WAY man! i dun wanna break my record of 100.1 kg! XD
anyway, today has been....fun! lol. That's all i can say. Then at msn talked to 2 girls whom i shall not name for confidential purposese...lol. at one side, we are talking about me pulling her nipple hairs and at the other side, we are talking about goin to jog together and then tieing her up the trees and sniffing, get this...sniffing her armpits. eww!!
That's all for now. bye.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Happy Father's Day.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"
- tiger says:
"u dun cibai cibai there oh."
"u know how cibai is tat ka?"
"cibai."
"u want to know one cibai thing ka?"
"u know that cibai girl?"
Daryll says:
cibai i know that cibai girl
Daryll says:
who dont know?
Daryll says:
cibai
Daryll says:
macibai her
Daryll says:
her face really like cibai"-15th June 2008, 8.14pm.
MR. Lai
Well Dad, Happy Father's Day. Sorry that Im not there, and I pray with my heart and soul that you wont ever find out about this blog! Cuz if u do, the first question that u ask me will be, "Son, who is Daryll Ooi??" then the next one, "And why is his grammar is so terrible??", followed by, "...hmm....What does MY JE NEL mean son?" and then, "What's this ultimate battle thingy between two ferocious tigers?" and lastly, "For God's sake son, can u fucking win a Basketball match? Man, ur such a fucking disgrace." and then, "I love you son, and now, you're coming back to Miri with me....Mee kolok liao..." and 2 minutes later.... "Oh ya son, i voted for you."
So that's my dad and his trademark pose. If we were on a holiday, 90% of the pictures we took, u will see him in tat pose. Whether its on top of mountains, on the sandy beaches of aussie or the battle museum at vietnam. I have no idea on where did get this pose from or why the heck is he using it but yeah, he LOVES that pose. AS a matter of fact, the last sight of him before i left to Christchuch was in fact that EXACT pose. He never fails to imitate the same exact position and facial features each time that he does that.
And that's about his pose. Now, im gonna tell u all about his weight issues. He has been trying to lose weight for AGES...he's the sorta guy who loses 10kg and then gains back 15kg. I had on several occasions tried to save him, by giving him advices, planning detailed workout programes along with nutrition diet meal plans for him and such. I gave him a list of exercises to do and also included sites where it will show how to do those exercise, but for some FUCKING reasons, he doesnt want to follow it...He SAYS and PROMISES that he will do it, but after 2 days he tell me that he's going to go back to his old programme...which he has been doing for hmm....8 years? We made a deal at the begining of the year, he will lose his weight till it's 180-200 pounds and i will get a hot body and then when I'm back, we will go to KL and do some shopping. The progress now...he gained 5 pounds and SAYS that he's gonna really start soon. If he wasnt my dad, i would have given up a long long long time ago already...but he is...so i have no choice but to hope that he can and will lose weight. And all of u guys out there who has slim dad ought to be really thankful! haha
And that's about his weight issues. Now about his work. He's works in a lawfirm, no need say name la...His monthly salary is equilvalent to 3 boxes of apples. He drives a 12 year old mini skooter and works at KFCs on weekends and public holidays. Yes i know it's all kinda hard to believe, but it's true ok.. he's not a well-knowned Lawyer who is also one of the best lawyers in miri with 20 years of experience and also the youth leader of supp who is also the roundest one. Thats bogus ok!!! haha.
And yeah, that's all that i will say about my dad now..better stop now in case he really found out so i wont die as painful....He shits every morning when he wakes up while reading newspaper and sometimes talking on the phone at the same time, (take that as multi-tasking si comel and kim.)
He's like one of the Top 10 Guys (No.1....i think...XD) that I love in my life, alongside with Si comel and the others! haha.
well, Fatso, happy father's day! You better not be bloody 240 pounds still when im back...or worse, even more!
xoxoxoxoxo
your son,
Leshitspittinstar aka lester lai aka yang yang aka tiger.
"
- tiger says:
"u dun cibai cibai there oh."
"u know how cibai is tat ka?"
"cibai."
"u want to know one cibai thing ka?"
"u know that cibai girl?"
Daryll says:
cibai i know that cibai girl
Daryll says:
who dont know?
Daryll says:
cibai
Daryll says:
macibai her
Daryll says:
her face really like cibai"-15th June 2008, 8.14pm.
MR. Lai
Well Dad, Happy Father's Day. Sorry that Im not there, and I pray with my heart and soul that you wont ever find out about this blog! Cuz if u do, the first question that u ask me will be, "Son, who is Daryll Ooi??" then the next one, "And why is his grammar is so terrible??", followed by, "...hmm....What does MY JE NEL mean son?" and then, "What's this ultimate battle thingy between two ferocious tigers?" and lastly, "For God's sake son, can u fucking win a Basketball match? Man, ur such a fucking disgrace." and then, "I love you son, and now, you're coming back to Miri with me....Mee kolok liao..." and 2 minutes later.... "Oh ya son, i voted for you."
So that's my dad and his trademark pose. If we were on a holiday, 90% of the pictures we took, u will see him in tat pose. Whether its on top of mountains, on the sandy beaches of aussie or the battle museum at vietnam. I have no idea on where did get this pose from or why the heck is he using it but yeah, he LOVES that pose. AS a matter of fact, the last sight of him before i left to Christchuch was in fact that EXACT pose. He never fails to imitate the same exact position and facial features each time that he does that.
And that's about his pose. Now, im gonna tell u all about his weight issues. He has been trying to lose weight for AGES...he's the sorta guy who loses 10kg and then gains back 15kg. I had on several occasions tried to save him, by giving him advices, planning detailed workout programes along with nutrition diet meal plans for him and such. I gave him a list of exercises to do and also included sites where it will show how to do those exercise, but for some FUCKING reasons, he doesnt want to follow it...He SAYS and PROMISES that he will do it, but after 2 days he tell me that he's going to go back to his old programme...which he has been doing for hmm....8 years? We made a deal at the begining of the year, he will lose his weight till it's 180-200 pounds and i will get a hot body and then when I'm back, we will go to KL and do some shopping. The progress now...he gained 5 pounds and SAYS that he's gonna really start soon. If he wasnt my dad, i would have given up a long long long time ago already...but he is...so i have no choice but to hope that he can and will lose weight. And all of u guys out there who has slim dad ought to be really thankful! haha
And that's about his weight issues. Now about his work. He's works in a lawfirm, no need say name la...His monthly salary is equilvalent to 3 boxes of apples. He drives a 12 year old mini skooter and works at KFCs on weekends and public holidays. Yes i know it's all kinda hard to believe, but it's true ok.. he's not a well-knowned Lawyer who is also one of the best lawyers in miri with 20 years of experience and also the youth leader of supp who is also the roundest one. Thats bogus ok!!! haha.
And yeah, that's all that i will say about my dad now..better stop now in case he really found out so i wont die as painful....He shits every morning when he wakes up while reading newspaper and sometimes talking on the phone at the same time, (take that as multi-tasking si comel and kim.)
He's like one of the Top 10 Guys (No.1....i think...XD) that I love in my life, alongside with Si comel and the others! haha.
well, Fatso, happy father's day! You better not be bloody 240 pounds still when im back...or worse, even more!
xoxoxoxoxo
your son,
Leshitspittinstar aka lester lai aka yang yang aka tiger.
Friday, June 13, 2008
VICTORY.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"Are you a caesarean baby?"
"nope, I popped out in a natural way." Mr. Newton and Agnew, 12 June 2008, 2.51pm.
"Batman copies Fritzel!"
"Nooo...Fritzel copied Batman!"- Wade and Shim- 12th June 2008, 2.56 pm.
"I get my thrills from watching hardcore Lesbian Porn."- Rowan Strangg, 11 June 2008, 12.09pm.
"Shim, You're like a mongrel dog that pisses everywhere." Mr. Newton.
Yeah, that's how my History Lesson is everyday. Filled with sex, bullshits and on occasions, stuffs about Charles the First or Henry Tudor. Seriously, i have no idea on how I am going to get my 14 credits in History. End of June is coming and I can honestly tell you that I haven't learnt anything yet nor have I been given an assessment yet. My lessons are filled with hardcored sex, mothers, women's body parts and Star Wars. The Captain of My school's cricket team is also in my class. They are known as STC Bears, also known as the STC Cobras (motto-welcome to the snake pitt.), also known as the STC Warriors, and the STC Pokemons (motto- Gotta catch em' all.) Apparently he cant bloody just choose a fking name and stick with it, it's like everyweek he comes out with a whole completely new idiotic name and swears that it will be the last time that he changed the name...yea right.
Anyway, my day at school today was as usual, shitfuck boring. Had music again today, composed my Outro for my AWESOME song, i think the outro is pretty awesome too. I have to tabbed it down into a piece of paper too...shit. and I've got 2 days left to memorize my script, o well, guess that my drama teacher will be really mad at me on Monday eh? screw it.
Ah....and here comes the part where y'all have been waiting for...the GAME. We were against Haghley today. I'll kill the anticipation first lah ok...we LOST. AGAIN. 6th time and still going babeh! The score was 49-62. but.....BUT!!!!!!! hear me out first. that was by far the BEST game that we've ever played. Everything was great and all, everyone was doing the right stuff...yes even ME. I OWNED the rebound! got like 70% of the rebounds....but i manage to get only 8 points! haha.
But the ref this time also cibai useless de. The opponents all stay inside the 'key' for more than 3 secs! and the ref doesnt blow the whistle for 3-secs violation! and they play so fucking rough man! tiao, foul dun know how many time...Me myself was fouled 4 times! and I got 8 free throws and can u fucking believe it, i MISSED ALL OF THE SHOTS! Allah Damn it! I think the total foul they had was like 12 or 14 fouls. Haha, and i played rough too, i was 'threatened' by one of the players. "hey dude, dun u fucking push me around or im gonna get you.". He's white. He's Skinny. He's shorter than me. He's not DARYLL OOI. end of story. haha! So...What did i do then?? I pushed him again, harder. The ref didnt see! lol, we were getting the rebound that time, i purposely jump up when he jumps and squeeze his head against the back of another player! Whee...haha.
2nd half finishes, we lost. But we werent sad or disappointed! Cause we all know that this was the best game ever. Lol, and I dont know how many times my Coach Swored during the match. "Come on Ref! fucking call it!" , "OH Fucking Assholes!" ,"FUCK!" Lol, but it was all good, he wasnt mad because we played like DARYLL OOI, he was made because the opposition fouled like DARYLL OOI X2. (psssst...no offence DARYLL, im just giving everyone a mental picture. xD)
So the next game is a Social game with Lincoln High school, basically it's just a match between the school's worst Bball players. You can say that it's a 'feel-good' match where everyone just keluar their skills and do stunts.
So my school's team is like, 7 BIG rugby players and one who just got recovered from a torned knee injury and a stupid boy. One of the players was wearing a pair of unidentical socks who then after half time, played without any shirt on and one was wearing a cap during the game. XD. And the way they played.....oh, how they played....If my team played like that, my coach will grab us by the arse and fuck us gao gao then drive to our houses and fuck our mother gao gao!
haha, so during the middle of 2nd half, i joined in the game! lol, they were leading that time, the opposition. "But then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on..."-Hero, by Mariah Carey.
Slowly, we catch up, using our incredibly unique dribbling and passing skills. At the last 2 minutes the score was 50-47. Haha, then we just use our sangat special punya skill and stall the time, and guy laid on the mall and turned around, then stood up again and back-passed the ball to another guy who then passes to another guy who passes back and then he passes back and was passed back again and then just for fun's sake, the bounced the ball as hard as he can to the ground.....and the ball bounces to the ceiling and then he punches the ball out. XD
we WON that match! haha, so i can technically say that I've FINALLY WON!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE......not exactly how I would expect it to be...but yeah! I've finally been in a WINNING team! lol
haha! see the score! 50-47! Diao, I know that this is just a match between the worst school players but the bottomline is that I've WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON~
But, we havent exactly won a real match yet larh...hehe. Still waiting. Next week, maybe? Gosh, I really hope so.
"Are you a caesarean baby?"
"nope, I popped out in a natural way." Mr. Newton and Agnew, 12 June 2008, 2.51pm.
"Batman copies Fritzel!"
"Nooo...Fritzel copied Batman!"- Wade and Shim- 12th June 2008, 2.56 pm.
"I get my thrills from watching hardcore Lesbian Porn."- Rowan Strangg, 11 June 2008, 12.09pm.
"Shim, You're like a mongrel dog that pisses everywhere." Mr. Newton.
Yeah, that's how my History Lesson is everyday. Filled with sex, bullshits and on occasions, stuffs about Charles the First or Henry Tudor. Seriously, i have no idea on how I am going to get my 14 credits in History. End of June is coming and I can honestly tell you that I haven't learnt anything yet nor have I been given an assessment yet. My lessons are filled with hardcored sex, mothers, women's body parts and Star Wars. The Captain of My school's cricket team is also in my class. They are known as STC Bears, also known as the STC Cobras (motto-welcome to the snake pitt.), also known as the STC Warriors, and the STC Pokemons (motto- Gotta catch em' all.) Apparently he cant bloody just choose a fking name and stick with it, it's like everyweek he comes out with a whole completely new idiotic name and swears that it will be the last time that he changed the name...yea right.
Anyway, my day at school today was as usual, shitfuck boring. Had music again today, composed my Outro for my AWESOME song, i think the outro is pretty awesome too. I have to tabbed it down into a piece of paper too...shit. and I've got 2 days left to memorize my script, o well, guess that my drama teacher will be really mad at me on Monday eh? screw it.
Ah....and here comes the part where y'all have been waiting for...the GAME. We were against Haghley today. I'll kill the anticipation first lah ok...we LOST. AGAIN. 6th time and still going babeh! The score was 49-62. but.....BUT!!!!!!! hear me out first. that was by far the BEST game that we've ever played. Everything was great and all, everyone was doing the right stuff...yes even ME. I OWNED the rebound! got like 70% of the rebounds....but i manage to get only 8 points! haha.
But the ref this time also cibai useless de. The opponents all stay inside the 'key' for more than 3 secs! and the ref doesnt blow the whistle for 3-secs violation! and they play so fucking rough man! tiao, foul dun know how many time...Me myself was fouled 4 times! and I got 8 free throws and can u fucking believe it, i MISSED ALL OF THE SHOTS! Allah Damn it! I think the total foul they had was like 12 or 14 fouls. Haha, and i played rough too, i was 'threatened' by one of the players. "hey dude, dun u fucking push me around or im gonna get you.". He's white. He's Skinny. He's shorter than me. He's not DARYLL OOI. end of story. haha! So...What did i do then?? I pushed him again, harder. The ref didnt see! lol, we were getting the rebound that time, i purposely jump up when he jumps and squeeze his head against the back of another player! Whee...haha.
2nd half finishes, we lost. But we werent sad or disappointed! Cause we all know that this was the best game ever. Lol, and I dont know how many times my Coach Swored during the match. "Come on Ref! fucking call it!" , "OH Fucking Assholes!" ,"FUCK!" Lol, but it was all good, he wasnt mad because we played like DARYLL OOI, he was made because the opposition fouled like DARYLL OOI X2. (psssst...no offence DARYLL, im just giving everyone a mental picture. xD)
So the next game is a Social game with Lincoln High school, basically it's just a match between the school's worst Bball players. You can say that it's a 'feel-good' match where everyone just keluar their skills and do stunts.
So my school's team is like, 7 BIG rugby players and one who just got recovered from a torned knee injury and a stupid boy. One of the players was wearing a pair of unidentical socks who then after half time, played without any shirt on and one was wearing a cap during the game. XD. And the way they played.....oh, how they played....If my team played like that, my coach will grab us by the arse and fuck us gao gao then drive to our houses and fuck our mother gao gao!
haha, so during the middle of 2nd half, i joined in the game! lol, they were leading that time, the opposition. "But then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on..."-Hero, by Mariah Carey.
Slowly, we catch up, using our incredibly unique dribbling and passing skills. At the last 2 minutes the score was 50-47. Haha, then we just use our sangat special punya skill and stall the time, and guy laid on the mall and turned around, then stood up again and back-passed the ball to another guy who then passes to another guy who passes back and then he passes back and was passed back again and then just for fun's sake, the bounced the ball as hard as he can to the ground.....and the ball bounces to the ceiling and then he punches the ball out. XD
we WON that match! haha, so i can technically say that I've FINALLY WON!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE......not exactly how I would expect it to be...but yeah! I've finally been in a WINNING team! lol
haha! see the score! 50-47! Diao, I know that this is just a match between the worst school players but the bottomline is that I've WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON~
But, we havent exactly won a real match yet larh...hehe. Still waiting. Next week, maybe? Gosh, I really hope so.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Daryll's Rub fetish.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"i dun know how to say 'weight' in chinese."
"weight"
"forgot."
"diu the only chines word that you know is cibai tulan and gao gao!"
"cibai."
"see what i mean!?"
"hahahaha."- The two tigers aka liang chi lao hu, liang chi lao hu, pao de kuai, pao de kuai.....12th June 2008, 6.23pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, 20 secs ago, we sorta created the rub rub poem. Just to make thing clear it's NOT by me, but it's INSPIRED by Daryll! (" Iwill rub it with my hand formaiton writing Lester"- quoted from Daryll, 12 june 2008, 6.35pm) (P.s, ignore the spelling mistakes and senseless grammar. This is Daryll whom we are all talking about!) and so it begins.
"i dun know how to say 'weight' in chinese."
"weight"
"forgot."
"diu the only chines word that you know is cibai tulan and gao gao!"
"cibai."
"see what i mean!?"
"hahahaha."- The two tigers aka liang chi lao hu, liang chi lao hu, pao de kuai, pao de kuai.....12th June 2008, 6.23pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, 20 secs ago, we sorta created the rub rub poem. Just to make thing clear it's NOT by me, but it's INSPIRED by Daryll! (" Iwill rub it with my hand formaiton writing Lester"- quoted from Daryll, 12 june 2008, 6.35pm) (P.s, ignore the spelling mistakes and senseless grammar. This is Daryll whom we are all talking about!) and so it begins.
The Rub Rub Poem.
Rub yourself for Me
Rub it Hard.
Rub it Good.
Rub it till it Swells.
Rub it till it Bleeds.
Rub it till it Drops.
But....Most of All,
Rub it for Me.
......Rubbing Away~~~~
Squirts and Spasm.
Laptop shutsdown.
~End~
Copyright(c) Dua Ekor Harimau Ganas, 08'
stuff
fuck man....this is bullshit. I did so much cardio yesterday and guess what happens today??? i gained 1 kg! from 98.9....i am now...99.9. and i think by tml, i will be 100.0 the fuck! lol...but thank got after the cardio session today, i was 98.9, lost like 1 kg! woohoo...but that's only water weight la..i think i gained it all back, plus an extra .5 pounds after my fking dinner! macaroni with potatoes, carrots and OILY PORK! XDXD. hai bu gg?? my training partner lost 3 kgs already...ma fuk...
Lol, anyway, i just found out today that my drama assessment is due next week! OMFG. My assessment is a scripted play where i have to memorize a script WORD BY WORD and act it out infront of the camera. I've got 3 days left to memorize it and i got my script 2 months ago.....(O, Lazy larh!) ...hehe...In my script, i will have to act like a retard who got all smart and genius after a ground breaking scientific medical procedure on his fking brain. Man, this retard is so dumb that he lost to a fking mouse in a Maze test....so anyway, he got really smart and then...he got stupid again! so yeah, that's basically what my drama is gonna be about. My script is one and a half page long and the cibai writer that it's very very clever to purposely spell some of the words wrongly to 'show' the dumbness of the retard.....omigod. die liao lo. This is my ONLY chance to get credits for drama...so far i have NONE yet...XD i need at least 80 credits to get into uni....and i think right now i just have 3 from maths! WOOOOHAAAA!!!! 77 more credits to go babeh.....and the term 2 holidays starts in 2 and a half weeks!
Well, for drama there's another assessment for NCEA Lvl 3, which is script-writing, for 8 credits. Guess that I will have to do that now.
I need an average of 14 credits per subject to get in. For music, im doin song composition...lol, i PAWNED them gao gao gao gao gao till no more space left. We had this special guy from the new zealand musi society to teach us and give us a few pointers, he usually comes on Friday which i cant make it cuz i've got RE that period, but he came this Wednesday and was teaching us about how to count and make melodies. Then after listening to him "counting" notes with us, he asked us to go back to compose our own songs. At the end of the lesson, everyone sits at a circle and has to play out their 'piece'. I think cause Im the 'new' guy, tat bugger wanted to bully me! haha, i guess that since im the new guy, therefore he's sure as hell that i wont be having a song yet...haha...but he was wrong...damn wrong.
Little did he know about my little "song writing phase" last year, where i was literally ON FIRE in writing songs. lol. I just played one of my 'greatest' hits, which was mostly heard by me only!
So yea, everyone was like...Damnnnnn.....and i kinda crushed the dreams of the boy who's sitting next to me. When it was his turn..he forgotten what he just composed! "erm...im not sure, but i think it's somewhere in this fret aye.."
and the next guy with a sax stood up and played, im not kidding...FOUR notes.
Next was a guy with the piano, he played around 8 bars of notes. Then was another guy with the guitar. His was alrite though. The second best among all of us...You all know who's the best la....haha.. Then was another guy at the piano. he too had 4 notes! The teacher asked him to repeat the notes..so now he has 8 notes! yipee....lol.
Had bball training during lunchtime and was i fucked. I had no energy at all...my 'injuries' still hurt! haha, but im a man, suck it up. But my stamina was really really fucked up. I cant even do fking 2 suicides! Man........ and I have another game tomorrow at 4pm, against Haghley at my school.....I pray that we will finally WIN this time. CIBAI U KNOW HOW TULAN I AM LIAO KA??? mahai...there's this other asian guy, he tulan till he quit today! So now, im the only Asian guy in my school team.
Come to team of it....of all the 5 matches that i've been in, I swear, honest to God that I havent seen another fellow asian like me yet!
So yeah, That's all from me now......hope i win tomorrow...WIN DAMIT WIN. well, guess that we will all know by tomorrow eh??
Lol, anyway, i just found out today that my drama assessment is due next week! OMFG. My assessment is a scripted play where i have to memorize a script WORD BY WORD and act it out infront of the camera. I've got 3 days left to memorize it and i got my script 2 months ago.....(O, Lazy larh!) ...hehe...In my script, i will have to act like a retard who got all smart and genius after a ground breaking scientific medical procedure on his fking brain. Man, this retard is so dumb that he lost to a fking mouse in a Maze test....so anyway, he got really smart and then...he got stupid again! so yeah, that's basically what my drama is gonna be about. My script is one and a half page long and the cibai writer that it's very very clever to purposely spell some of the words wrongly to 'show' the dumbness of the retard.....omigod. die liao lo. This is my ONLY chance to get credits for drama...so far i have NONE yet...XD i need at least 80 credits to get into uni....and i think right now i just have 3 from maths! WOOOOHAAAA!!!! 77 more credits to go babeh.....and the term 2 holidays starts in 2 and a half weeks!
Well, for drama there's another assessment for NCEA Lvl 3, which is script-writing, for 8 credits. Guess that I will have to do that now.
I need an average of 14 credits per subject to get in. For music, im doin song composition...lol, i PAWNED them gao gao gao gao gao till no more space left. We had this special guy from the new zealand musi society to teach us and give us a few pointers, he usually comes on Friday which i cant make it cuz i've got RE that period, but he came this Wednesday and was teaching us about how to count and make melodies. Then after listening to him "counting" notes with us, he asked us to go back to compose our own songs. At the end of the lesson, everyone sits at a circle and has to play out their 'piece'. I think cause Im the 'new' guy, tat bugger wanted to bully me! haha, i guess that since im the new guy, therefore he's sure as hell that i wont be having a song yet...haha...but he was wrong...damn wrong.
Little did he know about my little "song writing phase" last year, where i was literally ON FIRE in writing songs. lol. I just played one of my 'greatest' hits, which was mostly heard by me only!
So yea, everyone was like...Damnnnnn.....and i kinda crushed the dreams of the boy who's sitting next to me. When it was his turn..he forgotten what he just composed! "erm...im not sure, but i think it's somewhere in this fret aye.."
and the next guy with a sax stood up and played, im not kidding...FOUR notes.
Next was a guy with the piano, he played around 8 bars of notes. Then was another guy with the guitar. His was alrite though. The second best among all of us...You all know who's the best la....haha.. Then was another guy at the piano. he too had 4 notes! The teacher asked him to repeat the notes..so now he has 8 notes! yipee....lol.
Had bball training during lunchtime and was i fucked. I had no energy at all...my 'injuries' still hurt! haha, but im a man, suck it up. But my stamina was really really fucked up. I cant even do fking 2 suicides! Man........ and I have another game tomorrow at 4pm, against Haghley at my school.....I pray that we will finally WIN this time. CIBAI U KNOW HOW TULAN I AM LIAO KA??? mahai...there's this other asian guy, he tulan till he quit today! So now, im the only Asian guy in my school team.
Come to team of it....of all the 5 matches that i've been in, I swear, honest to God that I havent seen another fellow asian like me yet!
So yeah, That's all from me now......hope i win tomorrow...WIN DAMIT WIN. well, guess that we will all know by tomorrow eh??
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
nothing
well.....I've got nothing to post up tonight! erm...Today started doing Cardio, it was intense! couldn't feel my ass and thighs and calves after that. Haha! it's gonna be a hard 12 weeks. Hopefully in 12 weeks time we will get 6 packs and bodyfat below 10%. Gonna start my diet next week, when my homestay comes back..tiao this homestay cant diet de...everyday gimme shit to eat. cookies....oily stuff.....instant noodles....white bread and white rice!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Recounter
So, Daryll read my post, particulary the section about him and his magnificent-can-do-6-things-at-once-de-friend. After reading my post, he went to re-edit it. And it will be kinda sad for you guys who didnt manage to see the FIRST original version...and me being Lester Lai the machine/animal...I will grant you that previlege
(from daryll's blog. NOT BY ME OK.)
Multi-tasking
Joshua: Have to fucking finish my divorce paper in 2 hours!!
Daryll: Good Luck!
** Hours Later **
Joshua: Cibai
Daryll: WHAT?
Joshua: I wanna jump off Yu Lan Plaza liao
Joshua: See you man.
Daryll: MY EXAMS TOMORO!,Wait i`m coming with You!
Everyone Multitask right? For example, having dinner while studying or even playing video games while talking on the phone and such. Some people are just able to do it better or even capable of handling more tasks at a single period of time by having a serious concentration on each and everyone of them.
BUT, HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE LIKE THIS BEFORE?
1. Listening to Music via Ipod Touch which he fiddles around every 20 seconds or so
2. Studying Mathematics
3. Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it while constantly changing positions
4. Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair while using his back to hold it in position
5. Drying Basketball Jersey with a HAIRBLOWER
6. Talking to Me, Good Ears i presume.
GUESS WHAT GUYS!? ANOTHER LIST! HAHAHA!
1) like i said, listening is not doing something! and fiddling isnt really counted in 'doing 6 things at once' cuz its not continuos...unless u got some problem la and cant decide on what songs u wanna hear and keep on changing to a new songs after just hearing the intro for 3 secs...
2)studying math is valid. =)
3)"Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it while constantly changing positions" now that's bullcrap. 'constantly changing position??? r u masturbating with the chair ka?? mahai......dun tell me tat his friend is Daryll Ooi No.2??? XDXD (im not implying tat daryll masturbates which constantly changing position in the chair...up to u guys la!)
4) "Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair while using his back to hold it in position".......'using his back to hold it in position'..now, i dun know about u guys, but that part just sounded...wrong....daryll u dirty little mongrel dog. XD
5) Studying math is doin something la...lol
6)...not everyone has Bat ears like u, daryll
(from daryll's blog. NOT BY ME OK.)
Multi-tasking
Joshua: Have to fucking finish my divorce paper in 2 hours!!
Daryll: Good Luck!
** Hours Later **
Joshua: Cibai
Daryll: WHAT?
Joshua: I wanna jump off Yu Lan Plaza liao
Joshua: See you man.
Daryll: MY EXAMS TOMORO!,Wait i`m coming with You!
Everyone Multitask right? For example, having dinner while studying or even playing video games while talking on the phone and such. Some people are just able to do it better or even capable of handling more tasks at a single period of time by having a serious concentration on each and everyone of them.
BUT, HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE LIKE THIS BEFORE?
(original Post)
1. Listening to Music via Ipod Touch
2. Studying Mathematics
3. Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it
4. Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair
5. Drying Basketball Jersey with a HAIRBLOWER
6. Talking to Me
1. Listening to Music via Ipod Touch which he fiddles around every 20 seconds or so
2. Studying Mathematics
3. Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it while constantly changing positions
4. Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair while using his back to hold it in position
5. Drying Basketball Jersey with a HAIRBLOWER
6. Talking to Me, Good Ears i presume.
GUESS WHAT GUYS!? ANOTHER LIST! HAHAHA!
1) like i said, listening is not doing something! and fiddling isnt really counted in 'doing 6 things at once' cuz its not continuos...unless u got some problem la and cant decide on what songs u wanna hear and keep on changing to a new songs after just hearing the intro for 3 secs...
2)studying math is valid. =)
3)"Heating Oneself with a Heater, by sitting right beside it while constantly changing positions" now that's bullcrap. 'constantly changing position??? r u masturbating with the chair ka?? mahai......dun tell me tat his friend is Daryll Ooi No.2??? XDXD (im not implying tat daryll masturbates which constantly changing position in the chair...up to u guys la!)
4) "Drying Basketball Pants by hanging it behind the chair while using his back to hold it in position".......'using his back to hold it in position'..now, i dun know about u guys, but that part just sounded...wrong....daryll u dirty little mongrel dog. XD
5) Studying math is doin something la...lol
6)...not everyone has Bat ears like u, daryll
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