"Are you a caesarean baby?"
"nope, I popped out in a natural way." Mr. Newton and Agnew, 12 June 2008, 2.51pm.
"Batman copies Fritzel!"
"Nooo...Fritzel copied Batman!"- Wade and Shim- 12th June 2008, 2.56 pm.
"I get my thrills from watching hardcore Lesbian Porn."- Rowan Strangg, 11 June 2008, 12.09pm.
"Shim, You're like a mongrel dog that pisses everywhere." Mr. Newton.
Yeah, that's how my History Lesson is everyday. Filled with sex, bullshits and on occasions, stuffs about Charles the First or Henry Tudor. Seriously, i have no idea on how I am going to get my 14 credits in History. End of June is coming and I can honestly tell you that I haven't learnt anything yet nor have I been given an assessment yet. My lessons are filled with hardcored sex, mothers, women's body parts and Star Wars. The Captain of My school's cricket team is also in my class. They are known as STC Bears, also known as the STC Cobras (motto-welcome to the snake pitt.), also known as the STC Warriors, and the STC Pokemons (motto- Gotta catch em' all.) Apparently he cant bloody just choose a fking name and stick with it, it's like everyweek he comes out with a whole completely new idiotic name and swears that it will be the last time that he changed the name...yea right.
Anyway, my day at school today was as usual, shitfuck boring. Had music again today, composed my Outro for my AWESOME song, i think the outro is pretty awesome too. I have to tabbed it down into a piece of paper too...shit. and I've got 2 days left to memorize my script, o well, guess that my drama teacher will be really mad at me on Monday eh? screw it.
Ah....and here comes the part where y'all have been waiting for...the GAME. We were against Haghley today. I'll kill the anticipation first lah ok...we LOST. AGAIN. 6th time and still going babeh! The score was 49-62. but.....BUT!!!!!!! hear me out first. that was by far the BEST game that we've ever played. Everything was great and all, everyone was doing the right stuff...yes even ME. I OWNED the rebound! got like 70% of the rebounds....but i manage to get only 8 points! haha.
But the ref this time also cibai useless de. The opponents all stay inside the 'key' for more than 3 secs! and the ref doesnt blow the whistle for 3-secs violation! and they play so fucking rough man! tiao, foul dun know how many time...Me myself was fouled 4 times! and I got 8 free throws and can u fucking believe it, i MISSED ALL OF THE SHOTS! Allah Damn it! I think the total foul they had was like 12 or 14 fouls. Haha, and i played rough too, i was 'threatened' by one of the players. "hey dude, dun u fucking push me around or im gonna get you.". He's white. He's Skinny. He's shorter than me. He's not DARYLL OOI. end of story. haha! So...What did i do then?? I pushed him again, harder. The ref didnt see! lol, we were getting the rebound that time, i purposely jump up when he jumps and squeeze his head against the back of another player! Whee...haha.
2nd half finishes, we lost. But we werent sad or disappointed! Cause we all know that this was the best game ever. Lol, and I dont know how many times my Coach Swored during the match. "Come on Ref! fucking call it!" , "OH Fucking Assholes!" ,"FUCK!" Lol, but it was all good, he wasnt mad because we played like DARYLL OOI, he was made because the opposition fouled like DARYLL OOI X2. (psssst...no offence DARYLL, im just giving everyone a mental picture. xD)
So the next game is a Social game with Lincoln High school, basically it's just a match between the school's worst Bball players. You can say that it's a 'feel-good' match where everyone just keluar their skills and do stunts.
So my school's team is like, 7 BIG rugby players and one who just got recovered from a torned knee injury and a stupid boy. One of the players was wearing a pair of unidentical socks who then after half time, played without any shirt on and one was wearing a cap during the game. XD. And the way they played.....oh, how they played....If my team played like that, my coach will grab us by the arse and fuck us gao gao then drive to our houses and fuck our mother gao gao!
haha, so during the middle of 2nd half, i joined in the game! lol, they were leading that time, the opposition. "But then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry on..."-Hero, by Mariah Carey.
Slowly, we catch up, using our incredibly unique dribbling and passing skills. At the last 2 minutes the score was 50-47. Haha, then we just use our sangat special punya skill and stall the time, and guy laid on the mall and turned around, then stood up again and back-passed the ball to another guy who then passes to another guy who passes back and then he passes back and was passed back again and then just for fun's sake, the bounced the ball as hard as he can to the ground.....and the ball bounces to the ceiling and then he punches the ball out. XD
we WON that match! haha, so i can technically say that I've FINALLY WON!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE......not exactly how I would expect it to be...but yeah! I've finally been in a WINNING team! lol
haha! see the score! 50-47! Diao, I know that this is just a match between the worst school players but the bottomline is that I've WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON~
But, we havent exactly won a real match yet larh...hehe. Still waiting. Next week, maybe? Gosh, I really hope so.
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