Tuesday, June 10, 2008

15secs and the list

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Then, as if to be the chosen one, a spot of sunlight touched the tall, lone ranger…Lester. At the same time, it’s like a cloud of fog covered Lester’s body and the angels were singing his name. “What the hell? Where did all this smoke come from?!” Hayden cried out and then Jayme shouted, “Ngin Jion! Stop singing Lester’s name!”-quoted from Johnny, who quoted from me who quoted from a story by Hayden, 10 June 2008, 3.21pm.

O well..another day, another lost....weihaaaaa.....XD, tell u all about it from the start k.

woke up at 6.30am, and get ready and all that. Put on my contact lens, pack up my gear, shoes, spare clothes, towels and all that. Then at 7.15am, i started walking to school, was suppose to BE there at 7.15am! thank god that i live really near the school...haha. Then had a 3 hour bus ride down to Omaru...mahai, so packed u know! i had to squeeze with a big maori guy..that bus was NOT comfortable at all...but at least got movie to watch la...

So...they we were, watching a movie by Mel Gibson called 'we were soilders' which i think is a manly man movie right? and while watching that manly man movie, some idot connected his Ipod to some speakers...and so began the Westlife concert....started with a song by Ronan Keating, 'when u say nothing at all.' Yeah, and im hearing this while watching soilders movie....how gay is that??? Then 'Uptown Girls's next! XDXD...fucking hell man...i really cant stand....u can hear the boy band singing in harmony with gunshots in the background! (song changes.) "am I, your fire? The one, desire....believe when i say...i want it that way...tell me why???? aint nothing but a heartache...tell me why...aint nothing but a mistake..." backstreetboys came up for about 3 times, then followed by enrique iglesias biggest hits!

Reached St. Kelvins at roughly 11am. The School was HUGE...My school is nothing compared to that school....lol, the compound is sooo very very big man....shit.

Our game was on 12.30pm. at first we were leading, 21-14. yes boys, today is a good day to win. or so we thought.....throughout the game we were all doing great! i achieved a very new record of TWO points per game...LOLOLOL, i know, i amazed myself..thank god no one noticed. haha. so anyway, they started to catch up at the end of the game, BUT we were still leading by 3 or 4 points.

The last 2 minutes. score- 36-39. we MIGHT win if we hold on to the ball and stall for 2 minutes...30 secs passed, opponents shot in a ball, 38-39, i min 32 secs left...cannot play liao oh! MUST hold onto the ball....its do or die.

We run up slowly, then suddenly for some fucking reasons, one of the opponents suddenly increase skill level and steal the ball. Our CAPTAIN got pissed and rushed to him...only him la...cuz u know la, we all macam babi la...well, not all la...everyone did try to run up, except for me..i just stood there and said 'fuck.'

So, then, the player tries to shoot, and my captain TRIES to block and as a result, he pulled his jersey..the Referee aka dumbass biased motherfucker blows the whistle. All of us was like, 'omg...What is it this time???"

'BEEEP.' ' Foul on number 14, unsportsmanship, 3 free throws." (it was 2 free throws at first but after a 1 minute meeting AMONG the TEAM it became 3.)
WHATTTTTT?????? 'But tat wasnt a foul, he was holding the ball so technically its not a foul."

nvm lo...still got 1 min plus, still got hope. so the player goes up to take the shot.

1st bounce...2nd bounce...6th bounce...7th bounce...shoot, in. first shot.
1st bounce..3rd bounce.....5th bounce...8th bounce...shoot, in. second shot. 30 seconds left.
41-39...okok dun panic, still got time. and u wanna know one cibai thing ka??? tat ASSHOLE takes about 15 secs to shoot a ball and the timer is running, legally, ur only allowed FIVE seconds ok...FUCK.

That bugger missed the 3rd shot. we've got 9 seconds left....fuck man, u think this is 'Coach Carter' meh??? haha...so yea, they hold the ball, and we lost. just like tat...just fuckingly like tat...we lost! fuckingshitfucktheref'sfuckingfuglymom.

and technically, we didnt lost becuz of our own fault ok! it's because of the ref! there are TWO of them, both are dumbfuck useless. and also our FUCKING COACH, who WASNT EVEN THERE. tiao....that's why we have no say in that incident, cuz our coach is too busy watchin the rugby match....so yea, HIS fault too!

After that, we went to their hall to have a small feat, some sausages, kebabs, pies and juice. Then at 2.30pm we went onto the bus and left home.

Feeling ashamed and dismayed, the only thing left to do now is go to sleep. AND! u know the ironic part? remember the part where i said, 'fuck man, u think this is 'Coach Carter' meh???'...we watched Coach Carter! lol..and thank god no gay concerts this time...only something worse.....

how can i describe the SMELL on the bus??? hmm...Orange smell+ banana smell+ smelly feet smell+sweat smell+maori's+Asian(me.)+angmo= A smelly smell orgasm of different types of smell! WAlao eh...3 hours....wanna die liao man! shit.

And then the Maoris saw that my phone can take good pictures, so they asked me to take a few pictures of them...not a few...ALOT! i will upload some here next time! lol, too sad to upload any now...





AND, daryll has updated his blog AGAIN! took him only ONE day to do it! WOW! he has exceeded my expectations...but somehow he still manages to disappoint me....it wasnt about my plane..=(..its about his friends who's doin 6 things at once....the fuck?! so learning maths while listening to ipod and talking to you(daryll) while sitting on a chair with a wet t shirt in front of the heater to dry the shirt and to warm urself while holding a hair dryer to blow dry ur trousers is call DOING 6 things la??? hell no. it's more like doin TWO things at once. Let me tell you why.

(lol....here comes the 'list of reasons' again..o well, i bet tat u guys love 'the list' eh??)

1) Sitting down is NOT doing a thing.
2) Putting ur wet shirt on the chair while ur sitting down to dry it is NOT doing a thing. it's something that you've done (putting the shirt at the chair.)
3)Sitting infront of the heater to warm urself is not doing a thing. it's also something tat u done. (putting the chair infront of the heater and turning the heater on.)
4)Listening to Ipod while talking to you(daryll) is just bullshit. (If ur listening to ipod...then u also can hear daryll talk ah??? tiao, unless u just put it on ur ears to act cool la...and besides, listening isnt exactly doing SOMETHING. but, talking is la..BUT, where's daryll? haha)

and the things which you're actually doing are, Studying Math, and BLow drying ur pants. see only 2 nyea...haha

ps: im not doin this to dis daryll, im doin this because i love you... to love is to make 'the list.' (just like how ur mum used to ask u to eat ur veges so that u can grow while listing down what happens if u DONT eat them....see what happened now???)

haha.

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