Happy Father's Day.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"
- tiger says:
"u dun cibai cibai there oh."
"u know how cibai is tat ka?"
"cibai."
"u want to know one cibai thing ka?"
"u know that cibai girl?"
Daryll says:
cibai i know that cibai girl
Daryll says:
who dont know?
Daryll says:
cibai
Daryll says:
macibai her
Daryll says:
her face really like cibai"-15th June 2008, 8.14pm.


MR. Lai



Well Dad, Happy Father's Day. Sorry that Im not there, and I pray with my heart and soul that you wont ever find out about this blog! Cuz if u do, the first question that u ask me will be, "Son, who is Daryll Ooi??" then the next one, "And why is his grammar is so terrible??", followed by, "...hmm....What does MY JE NEL mean son?" and then, "What's this ultimate battle thingy between two ferocious tigers?" and lastly, "For God's sake son, can u fucking win a Basketball match? Man, ur such a fucking disgrace." and then, "I love you son, and now, you're coming back to Miri with me....Mee kolok liao..." and 2 minutes later.... "Oh ya son, i voted for you."

So that's my dad and his trademark pose. If we were on a holiday, 90% of the pictures we took, u will see him in tat pose. Whether its on top of mountains, on the sandy beaches of aussie or the battle museum at vietnam. I have no idea on where did get this pose from or why the heck is he using it but yeah, he LOVES that pose. AS a matter of fact, the last sight of him before i left to Christchuch was in fact that EXACT pose. He never fails to imitate the same exact position and facial features each time that he does that.

And that's about his pose. Now, im gonna tell u all about his weight issues. He has been trying to lose weight for AGES...he's the sorta guy who loses 10kg and then gains back 15kg. I had on several occasions tried to save him, by giving him advices, planning detailed workout programes along with nutrition diet meal plans for him and such. I gave him a list of exercises to do and also included sites where it will show how to do those exercise, but for some FUCKING reasons, he doesnt want to follow it...He SAYS and PROMISES that he will do it, but after 2 days he tell me that he's going to go back to his old programme...which he has been doing for hmm....8 years? We made a deal at the begining of the year, he will lose his weight till it's 180-200 pounds and i will get a hot body and then when I'm back, we will go to KL and do some shopping. The progress now...he gained 5 pounds and SAYS that he's gonna really start soon. If he wasnt my dad, i would have given up a long long long time ago already...but he is...so i have no choice but to hope that he can and will lose weight. And all of u guys out there who has slim dad ought to be really thankful! haha

And that's about his weight issues. Now about his work. He's works in a lawfirm, no need say name la...His monthly salary is equilvalent to 3 boxes of apples. He drives a 12 year old mini skooter and works at KFCs on weekends and public holidays. Yes i know it's all kinda hard to believe, but it's true ok.. he's not a well-knowned Lawyer who is also one of the best lawyers in miri with 20 years of experience and also the youth leader of supp who is also the roundest one. Thats bogus ok!!! haha.

And yeah, that's all that i will say about my dad now..better stop now in case he really found out so i wont die as painful....He shits every morning when he wakes up while reading newspaper and sometimes talking on the phone at the same time, (take that as multi-tasking si comel and kim.)

He's like one of the Top 10 Guys (No.1....i think...XD) that I love in my life, alongside with Si comel and the others! haha.

well, Fatso, happy father's day! You better not be bloody 240 pounds still when im back...or worse, even more!

xoxoxoxoxo

your son,
Leshitspittinstar aka lester lai aka yang yang aka tiger.